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Jimmy Dean Sausage Complaint
2007-11-24 05:02:00 “and a woman, who is a little plump, stocky girl…” Share This More About: Video , Jimmy , Sausage , Complaint , Dean
Things that Pissed Me Off This October
2007-10-30 04:43:00 1) Padres lose the Rockies 2) My house burns down 3) Jackass grabs my wife’s ass Share This More About: Pictures , Things , Pissed , October
Pete the Pet Leopard
2007-10-20 05:08:00 Hi, my name is Pete . I’m a leopard. I live in a house with Bob. He’s retarded. Sometimes, I like to play with Bob’s butt plug. Hee, hee, hee. He doesn’t know I chew on it!!! Better not tell him where it’s been. This is me and Bob’s old lady. Why the hell is the ... More About: Pictures , Satire , Leopard
Star Wars Trumpet Girl
2007-10-15 15:16:00 The title only begins to hint at the hilarity in this video. Enjoy!! Share This More About: Video , Star Wars , Wars , Girl , Star
Dentist Figures it all Out
2007-10-14 06:22:00 WOODLAND, Calif. ? A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. Mark Anderson’s lawyer says dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem. Police say Anderson ... More About: In the News , Figures , Dentist
Kid Nation Debuts on CBS
2007-09-20 07:08:00 Ok, so I like to watch baseball, and exploitive reality TV. I also enjoy putting eybrows on my dog and eating mac and cheese. Kid Nation was like all those things mixed together in a delicious smoothy. There was crying, females cooking for rightfully demanding males, a black kid faked an injury to get out ... More About: Kid Nation
Jake Byrd at the OJ Press Conference
2007-09-20 06:33:00 Jake Byrd is a recurring character on Jimmy Kimmel. I Watch the Jimmy Kimmel show every night, and the Jake Byrd bits are absolutely hilarious. This might be the best one yet, however. More Jake Byrd after the jump. At Paris Hilton’s release from the slammer At a Star Trek rally And Jake’s First Kimmel appearance You can ... More About: Video , Press , Press Conference , Jake , Conference
Barry Bonds? 756th HR Ball
2007-09-19 05:42:00 Mark Ecko, the person behind eck? unlimited clothing, has purchased Barry Bonds ’ infamous HR ball, and he’s letting the public vote to determine what to do with the ball. The coices are: 1) Donate the ball to the Hall of Fame 2) Brand the ball with an asterisk, then donate it to the Hall of Fame 3) ... More About: Interesting , In the News , Ball
Hot: Mother-Daughter Prostitute Combo
2007-09-19 04:56:00 Not hot (but very affordable): This Mother -Daughter Prostitute Combo Mary Clark Duncan Teresa Diane Duncan FORT PAYNE, Ala. — A 62-year-old grandmother arrested in a prostitution sting in Fort Payne has begun serving a two month jail sentence. Last night, a Fort Payne municipal judge sentenced Mary Clark Duncan to 180 days, but suspended all but 60 days of the ... More About: Pictures , In the News
Actor Chokes During Interview
2007-09-18 05:22:00 Best line: “Does anyone have a heimlich?” Share This More About: Video , Interview , Actor
Quite Possibly the Best Prank Ever
2007-09-13 22:15:00 Not only is this hilarious, but the 5 prequals are all hilarious, also. Here’s a link to all the pranks of “prank war”: http://www.collegehumor.com/article/tag:p rankwar Share This More About: Video , Prank , Ossi
How to Hide Beer in the Office
2007-09-12 17:22:00 This is more productive than my approach of just coming to work drunk. And it solves the problem I was having keeping milk in my desk. Share This More About: Pictures , Office , The Office , Beer , The O
Britney Spears? 2007 VMA Performance
2007-09-10 05:56:00 One word: Uncomfortable to watch. And now some phrases: ‘looks disinterested’, ‘big heels hinder mobility’, ‘belly not flat’, ‘did not actually perform anything’, ’still would hit’, ‘better than Yoko’ Share This More About: Britney Spears , Video , Pictures , Performance , In the News
Internet People
2007-09-07 22:00:00 I don’t get this. Who are these people? And why is this so awesome? Share This More About: Video , Internet , People
Soccer Match Mayhem
2007-09-07 06:11:00 Step 1. Fan runs onto field and gets beat down by cops Step 2. Fans beat said cops. Step 3. Profit Share This More About: Video , Soccer , Match , Mayhem
Life in Drag
2007-08-25 04:46:00 Ok, so this one is a bit weird, a bit depressing, and a bit too long. But stick with it until the end, it’s worth it. Share This More About: Video , Life , Drag
I can see what she?s doing?
2007-08-23 05:39:00 But I have no idea what she’s saying Share This More About: Video , Doing
Sexed-up seniors do it more than you?d think
2007-08-23 05:33:00 Ewwwww. From MSNBC An unprecedented study of sex and seniors finds that many older people are surprisingly frisky ? willing to do, and talk about, intimate acts that would make their grandchildren blush. That may be too much information for some folks. But it comes from the most comprehensive sex survey ever done among 57- to 85-year-olds ... More About: Seniors
Dwarf Glues Penis to Hoover
2007-08-20 04:53:00 A show called Circus Of Horrors lived up to its name when a dwarf accidentally glued his penis to a vacuum cleaner. Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf was taken to hospital when he became stuck to the the machine after misreading superglue instructions. The 42-year-old pulls the vacuum across the stage with his manhood at ... More About: Penis , Hoover
A Dirty Trick
2007-08-20 04:50:00 I’m all for trick plays in sports, but this one just reeks of bad sportsmanship. Share This More About: Video , Trick , Dirty
If you got stung in the ass by a bee over the weekend, please read
2007-08-06 07:34:00 This weekend I was talking to a friend over the phone. My friend was on his IP-based home phone, I was on my shiny new iPhone. In the middle of our conversation there was a loud static screetch and then an evil sounding belly laugh. The laugh was not my friend’s though. ... More About: Interesting , Read , Weekend , Ease , The A
Most Uncomfortable Interview Ever
2007-08-06 07:03:00 Tom Green gets very annoyed at a guest who chain-sawed his desk in an unplanned stunt. The chainsaw-guitarist is Jesse James Dupree from the rock band Jackyl. Share This More About: Video , Interview , Comfort
Matt Roloff Arrested for D.U.I.
2007-08-01 06:27:00 The star of my favorite show “Little People, Big World” (I shit you not, this IS my favorite show) was arrested last month for driving under the influence. Rolloff, who initially told police his name was “Willow” failed a field sobriety test of following the yellow line road while singing “We represent, the lollipop ... More About: Arrested , In the News , Matt , Este , Rolo
Wires Gone Wild
2007-07-30 05:11:00 Click for full sized image: Share This More About: Pictures , Wild
Bush: ?The little balls in my butt are b-9?
2007-07-24 06:55:00 Doctors found no cancer in the five small growths removed from President Bush ’s colon, the White House said Monday. The growths, called polyps, were found during a routine cancer scan that Bush underwent Saturday at the Camp David presidential retreat. Examinations showed the growths were benign ? in line with the White House’s expectation that none ... More About: In the News , Balls , Ball , Butt
Chocolate Rain
2007-07-19 04:47:00 For the life of me, I can’t figure out if this song’s lyrics are clever and deep, or complete jibberish. Here’s the same guy singing “Rain bow Connection”… the Kermit homo song. finally, here’s the guy’s YouTube profile Share This More About: Video , Chocolate , Chocolate Rain , Chocolat
Lilly Allen Shows Her Third Nipple
More articles from this author:2007-07-18 05:37:00 You call that a third nipple?!?!? Share This More About: Video , Allen , Third 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |



