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Chinglish Battle Great Odd Not Vanish For Complete by ?08 Olympics
2007-04-12 05:47:00 BEIJING (Reuters) - Beijing is unlikely to be totally free of Chinglish signs by the 2008 Olympic s , but the government is increasing efforts to improve the capital’s once lamentable English, a senior official said on Wednesday. “You not make sounds from your mouth in absolutes,” Liu Yang, deputy head of efforts to clean up Beijing’s ... More About: Comp , Great , Battle
The Awesomest Commercial Collection Ever
2007-04-11 08:00:00 Here’s a simple list of some funny commercials, most of them produced to air locally. Please post any more that you know of in the comments section!! Wet Pets San Pablo Plenty more after the jump Computer Man Eyetech Video Productions Jhoon Rhee Self Defense, Nobody bothers Jhoon Rhee The A ward for Creepiest Laugh goes to: Don’s Guns Next up, a ... More About: Commercial , Awesome , Ever , Comm
Leaping Shampoo, aka the ?Kaye Effect?
2007-04-11 05:32:00 Share This More About: Effect , Shampoo , Ping , Sham , Leap
Huge Snake at Exxon/Mobile Compound in Africa
2007-04-10 18:50:00 The photos below are from the Exxon /Mobile compound in Luanda - Angola, Africa . The snake has tried to pry it’s huge body under an electric fence. Click on the image for larger versions: Share This More About: Snake , Comp
The Most Hated Family in America
2007-04-10 06:39:00 I’ve read a few articles about the Phelps family over time, most recently this one which is an overview of sorts to the videos linked below. I was raised believe in tolerance and forgiveness. I was tought that the freedom of speech was a right that shouldn’t be taken for granted. ... More About: America , Family , Hate , Hat , Most
Angry Radio Executives Chase Imus with Torches, Pitchforks
2007-04-10 04:45:00 CBS Radio executives, angry with Don Imus for calling members of the Rutgers women?s basketball team ?nappy-headed hos?, chased him through a Northern New Jersey village with pitchforks and torches. A visibly shaken Imus seemed angry and confused at all the commotion. When asked about his off-color remark, Imus repeatedly answered by tapping his feet ... More About: With , Executive , Angry
Odd Netflix Ad
2007-04-09 20:27:00 Has anyone else seen this Netflix ad on the web? I don’t get it. The people don’t quite look like zombies, but they don’t look like healthy old people either. Sick old people don’t like Netflix, do they? But wait… I’m writing this, and you’re reading it. Maybe that’s the ... More About: Flix
95 Year Old Woman Captures Thief
2007-04-07 06:26:00 A ninety five year old German woman solved a series of mystery thefts in a retirement home when she set a trap, hid in a toilet, and caught the thief red-handed. “It was a real case of Miss Marple,” said a police spokesman in the eastern town of Saalfeld on Thursday. “It’s good to know ... More About: Woman , Oman , Capture , Year , Thief
Prepare Yourselves for the Inevitable Zombie Revolution
2007-04-06 07:20:00 I’m generally not a person who concerns himself with impending disasters. I didn’t load up on food and water when Y2K rolled around. I didn’t duct tape my doors and windows after 9/11. Sometimes I don’t even wear underwear after a trip to Taco Bell. However, I feel very strongly that we ... More About: Evolution , Your , Vita , Revolution , Tabl
Dentist Pees in Surgery Sink, Cleans Ears with Dental Tools
2007-04-06 05:50:00 LONDON (Reuters) - A British dentist was found guilty Thursday of urinating in his surgery sink and using dental tools meant for patients to clean his fingernails and ears. A medical tribunal said it was satisfied the evidence showed 51-year-old Alan Hutchinson, who “routinely” did not wear gloves or wash his hands, had risked the health ... More About: Tools , Dental , With , Lean , Tool
Patient Has Wrong Testicle Removed
2007-04-06 04:59:00 An Air Force veteran has filed a federal claim after an operation at a Veterans Administration hospital in which a healthy testicle was removed instead of a potentially cancerous one. Benjamin Houghton, 47, was to have had his left testicle removed June 14 at the West Los Angeles VA Medical Center because there was a chance ... More About: Move , Test , Wrong , Patient
Fountains of Wayne?s New Album ?Traffic and Weather? Out Now
2007-04-05 07:41:00 Fountains of Wayne , one of my favorite bands, has just released their latest album “Traffic and Weather ”. I’ve already got my copy and the tunes are already barricading themselves inside my head with such a tight grip that the only way I can satiate my ears is through hundreds of repeated listens over the ... More About: Fountain , Album
Life Really is Flowers and Sausages
2007-04-05 07:26:00 This kid from Wife Swap provides us with one of the more enlightening quotes in recent years. More About: Life , Flowers , Sausage , Real , Lower
Vin Diesel Instructional Break Dancing Video from the 80?s
2007-04-05 07:04:00 Find Vin at about 2 minutes in. Also, there are a few hilarious clips obviously not from the 1980’s spliced into this. They don’t all make sense, but a few are truly hilarious. More About: Video , Dancing , Diesel , Break , Instruction
37 Stupid Celebrity Quotes
2007-04-05 06:35:00 Not suprisingly, George Bush takes the top 3 spots. I’m not going to ruin them for you, so read the list at: Celeb rity Hack.com More About: Quotes , Stupid , Quote
Scary Spice Gives Birth to Baby Spice
2007-04-04 07:17:00 Amazingly, the baby looks nothing like Eddie Murphy. More About: Baby , Scary Spice , Scary , Spic , Birth
Sanjaya Hangs With Michael Jackson
2007-04-04 06:47:00 Where can you find American Idolist Sanjaya between twice weekly tapings of the show? Hanging with the King of Pop, of course. Sanjaya Malakar and Michael Jack son are becoming fast friends. They hope to form a 1-2 pop punch to rival that of David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez in Boston. While ... More About: With
Of Karma and Rednecks
2007-04-04 05:05:00 Or, how I broke my smile while making a funny. More About: Karma , Redneck , Arma , Neck
Principal Admits Throwing Excrement on a Child
2007-04-03 19:24:00 A suspended Toronto elementary school principal has pleaded guilty to throwing feces (excrement) on a child. Maria Pantalone, 49, was charged with two counts of assault - one against that child and one against another ? but only admitted to one of the charges today. ?I couldn?t take it any more,? she testified, in describing the ... More About: Men , Child , Wing , Principal , Throw
Staples Announces Paris Hilton as New Spokesperson
2007-04-03 07:19:00 In an attempt to appeal to a younger generation of office supply buyers, Staples has announced socialite Paris Hilton as their new spokesperson. Hilton will appear at numerous public events wearing the Staples “Easy” button. The marketing campaign, which will run through the Summer, is designed to demonstrate that buying office supplies is almost as ... More About: Person
The Mime Scene from The Aristocrats
2007-04-03 06:31:00 Possibly NSFW… I found this scene the most hilarious from the movie: More About: Scene , The A , Aristocrat , Rats
Hillary Clinton Breaks Fundraising Record with ClubHillary.com
2007-04-02 21:07:00 Taking advantage of baby-boomer aged men with subscriptions for Viagra, Hillary Clinton has raised a record setting $26 million with her adults-only site ClubHillary.com. Members pay a monthly subscription fee of $9.99 for the privelege of peeking into the life of the former First Lady. ClubHillary.com lets members watch Hillary’s every move, from showering and ... More About: Fun , Fundraising , Raisin , Break
Real Life Family Guy (Gal)
2007-04-02 17:44:00 Giggity Giggity. More About: Family , Life , Family Guy , Real , Real Life
Worst Jobs
2007-04-02 04:45:00 These are nothing new, but I get a chuckle every time I see them… More About: Jobs
Jesse Jackson Backs Obama for President
2007-03-31 08:08:00 In a move that comes as a shock to many, civil rights leader Jesse Jackson said Thursday he?s backing Democrat Barack Obama in his presidential bid, giving his support to to Obama ?because he’s black” the Rev. Jackson told The Associated Press in a telephone interview. Obama, 45, is biracial _ his white mother was from ... More About: President , Back
Peanut Butter Disproves Evolution, I Beg to Differ
2007-03-31 06:06:00 Though I am a reknowned master debater, I am not one who likes to participate in religious debates such as this. However, I think it would be irresposible of me not to mention the time that I was making pb & j in the bath tub. I was holding a sealed jar ... More About: Evolution , Peanut , Butte , Rove , Butter
HDTV on Your Laptop
2007-03-30 20:48:00 I’m a big fan of DVRs. I have 2 Tivos, a Comcast DVR, a PC equipped with BeyondTV, and 2 media center PCs. I actually don’t watch all that much TV, but with all the options I have I can watch what I want wherever I want. And I’m a bit ... More About: Laptop , Your , Hdtv
One Man?s Poo Contains Another Man?s Treasure
2007-03-30 04:51:00 Police in Canton, Ohio suspected a man accused of robbing a jewelry store had swallowed a missing 2 carat diamond ring worth $30,000. They could have x-rayed the accused, 20 year old Dandre Turk, but they thought that would be too easy. Instead, they decided to check each load dropped by Turk until the ring ... More About: Other , Another , Sure , Treasure
Nudist Muppet Family Portait
2007-03-29 22:30:00 Is this funny or wrong? via jwz.org via Reddit.com More About: Family , Port
Man in Unfortunate Saw-Mill Penis Incident
More articles from this author:2007-03-29 22:23:00 A man has been taken to hospital in Australia after his kibbles and bits got caught in the machinery at a saw mill. A spokesman for Parafield Gardens Saw Mill said: ‘He got caught in the log moving mechanism on one of the saws.’ The Adelaide Advertiser reports that the accident is not ... More About: Tuna , Penis , Incident , Fortuna , Fort 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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