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95 Year Old Woman Captures Thief
2007-04-07 06:26:00 A ninety five year old German woman solved a series of mystery thefts in a retirement home when she set a trap, hid in a toilet, and caught the thief red-handed. “It was a real case of Miss Marple,” said a police spokesman in the eastern town of Saalfeld on Thursday. “It’s good to know ... More About: Woman , Oman , Capture , Year , Thief
Prepare Yourselves for the Inevitable Zombie Revolution
2007-04-06 07:20:00 I’m generally not a person who concerns himself with impending disasters. I didn’t load up on food and water when Y2K rolled around. I didn’t duct tape my doors and windows after 9/11. Sometimes I don’t even wear underwear after a trip to Taco Bell. However, I feel very strongly that we ... More About: Evolution , Your , Vita , Revolution , Tabl
Dentist Pees in Surgery Sink, Cleans Ears with Dental Tools
2007-04-06 05:50:00 LONDON (Reuters) - A British dentist was found guilty Thursday of urinating in his surgery sink and using dental tools meant for patients to clean his fingernails and ears. A medical tribunal said it was satisfied the evidence showed 51-year-old Alan Hutchinson, who “routinely” did not wear gloves or wash his hands, had risked the health ... More About: Tools , Dental , With , Lean , Tool
Patient Has Wrong Testicle Removed
2007-04-06 04:59:00 An Air Force veteran has filed a federal claim after an operation at a Veterans Administration hospital in which a healthy testicle was removed instead of a potentially cancerous one. Benjamin Houghton, 47, was to have had his left testicle removed June 14 at the West Los Angeles VA Medical Center because there was a chance ... More About: Move , Test , Wrong , Patient
Fountains of Wayne?s New Album ?Traffic and Weather? Out Now
2007-04-05 07:41:00 Fountains of Wayne , one of my favorite bands, has just released their latest album “Traffic and Weather ”. I’ve already got my copy and the tunes are already barricading themselves inside my head with such a tight grip that the only way I can satiate my ears is through hundreds of repeated listens over the ... More About: Fountain , Album
Life Really is Flowers and Sausages
2007-04-05 07:26:00 This kid from Wife Swap provides us with one of the more enlightening quotes in recent years. More About: Life , Flowers , Sausage , Real , Lower
Vin Diesel Instructional Break Dancing Video from the 80?s
2007-04-05 07:04:00 Find Vin at about 2 minutes in. Also, there are a few hilarious clips obviously not from the 1980’s spliced into this. They don’t all make sense, but a few are truly hilarious. More About: Video , Dancing , Diesel , Break , Instruction
37 Stupid Celebrity Quotes
2007-04-05 06:35:00 Not suprisingly, George Bush takes the top 3 spots. I’m not going to ruin them for you, so read the list at: Celeb rity Hack.com More About: Quotes , Stupid , Quote
Scary Spice Gives Birth to Baby Spice
2007-04-04 07:17:00 Amazingly, the baby looks nothing like Eddie Murphy. More About: Baby , Scary Spice , Scary , Spic , Birth
Sanjaya Hangs With Michael Jackson
2007-04-04 06:47:00 Where can you find American Idolist Sanjaya between twice weekly tapings of the show? Hanging with the King of Pop, of course. Sanjaya Malakar and Michael Jack son are becoming fast friends. They hope to form a 1-2 pop punch to rival that of David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez in Boston. While ... More About: With
Of Karma and Rednecks
2007-04-04 05:05:00 Or, how I broke my smile while making a funny. More About: Karma , Redneck , Arma , Neck
Principal Admits Throwing Excrement on a Child
2007-04-03 19:24:00 A suspended Toronto elementary school principal has pleaded guilty to throwing feces (excrement) on a child. Maria Pantalone, 49, was charged with two counts of assault - one against that child and one against another ? but only admitted to one of the charges today. ?I couldn?t take it any more,? she testified, in describing the ... More About: Men , Child , Wing , Principal , Throw
Staples Announces Paris Hilton as New Spokesperson
2007-04-03 07:19:00 In an attempt to appeal to a younger generation of office supply buyers, Staples has announced socialite Paris Hilton as their new spokesperson. Hilton will appear at numerous public events wearing the Staples “Easy” button. The marketing campaign, which will run through the Summer, is designed to demonstrate that buying office supplies is almost as ... More About: Person
The Mime Scene from The Aristocrats
2007-04-03 06:31:00 Possibly NSFW… I found this scene the most hilarious from the movie: More About: Scene , The A , Aristocrat , Rats
Hillary Clinton Breaks Fundraising Record with ClubHillary.com
2007-04-02 21:07:00 Taking advantage of baby-boomer aged men with subscriptions for Viagra, Hillary Clinton has raised a record setting $26 million with her adults-only site ClubHillary.com. Members pay a monthly subscription fee of $9.99 for the privelege of peeking into the life of the former First Lady. ClubHillary.com lets members watch Hillary’s every move, from showering and ... More About: Fun , Fundraising , Raisin , Break
Real Life Family Guy (Gal)
2007-04-02 17:44:00 Giggity Giggity. More About: Family , Life , Family Guy , Real , Real Life
Worst Jobs
2007-04-02 04:45:00 These are nothing new, but I get a chuckle every time I see them… More About: Jobs
Jesse Jackson Backs Obama for President
2007-03-31 08:08:00 In a move that comes as a shock to many, civil rights leader Jesse Jackson said Thursday he?s backing Democrat Barack Obama in his presidential bid, giving his support to to Obama ?because he’s black” the Rev. Jackson told The Associated Press in a telephone interview. Obama, 45, is biracial _ his white mother was from ... More About: President , Back
Peanut Butter Disproves Evolution, I Beg to Differ
2007-03-31 06:06:00 Though I am a reknowned master debater, I am not one who likes to participate in religious debates such as this. However, I think it would be irresposible of me not to mention the time that I was making pb & j in the bath tub. I was holding a sealed jar ... More About: Evolution , Peanut , Butte , Rove , Butter
HDTV on Your Laptop
2007-03-30 20:48:00 I’m a big fan of DVRs. I have 2 Tivos, a Comcast DVR, a PC equipped with BeyondTV, and 2 media center PCs. I actually don’t watch all that much TV, but with all the options I have I can watch what I want wherever I want. And I’m a bit ... More About: Laptop , Your , Hdtv
One Man?s Poo Contains Another Man?s Treasure
2007-03-30 04:51:00 Police in Canton, Ohio suspected a man accused of robbing a jewelry store had swallowed a missing 2 carat diamond ring worth $30,000. They could have x-rayed the accused, 20 year old Dandre Turk, but they thought that would be too easy. Instead, they decided to check each load dropped by Turk until the ring ... More About: Other , Another , Sure , Treasure
Nudist Muppet Family Portait
2007-03-29 22:30:00 Is this funny or wrong? via jwz.org via Reddit.com More About: Family , Port
Man in Unfortunate Saw-Mill Penis Incident
2007-03-29 22:23:00 A man has been taken to hospital in Australia after his kibbles and bits got caught in the machinery at a saw mill. A spokesman for Parafield Gardens Saw Mill said: ‘He got caught in the log moving mechanism on one of the saws.’ The Adelaide Advertiser reports that the accident is not ... More About: Tuna , Penis , Incident , Fortuna , Fort
Man Grows Beard
2007-03-29 07:37:00 Okay, this is actually a tad more interesting than the title would suggest. He takes a picture of himself every hour for seven weeks, joins Al Qaeda, and makes a video of it… More About: Beard , Grow , Bear
Search the Web with Kevin Federline
2007-03-28 18:18:00 Check out K-Fed’s ‘search engine‘. You can win an autographed copy of his CD, a K-Fed t-shirt, or an autographed 8×10 photo. Personally, I’d rather have the postage money. More About: Kevin Federline , Search , With , The Web , Line
Environmental Group Captures Huge Toad, Kills It
2007-03-27 15:51:00 DARWIN, Australia - An environmental group said Tuesday it had captured a ?monster? toad the size of a small dog. With a body the size of a football and weighing nearly 2 pounds, the toad is among the largest specimens ever captured in Australia, according to Frogwatch coordinator Graeme Sawyer. ?It?s huge, to put it mildly,? he ... More About: Environment , Mental , Environmental , Men , Capture
Purity Balls - My Balls are Pure, What About Yours?
2007-03-27 06:06:00 It has all the ingredients of a wedding. The proud tuxedo-clad father, the frosted white cake, the limousines and an exchange of vows. But there is no groom and the girl in the long gown is no bride. She’s daddy’s little girl, there to take a vow of chastity. In what is becoming a trend among ... More About: What , Hat , Your , About , Balls
Alleged ?Wedgie? Hazing Sends Boy To Hospital
2007-03-27 05:36:00 Two Georgia teenagers were recently arrested in connection with what one student’s mother said was a high school hazing ritual, according to WJXT-TV. The woman said members of the Charlton County High School golf team gave her son a contusion so painful she had to take her 13-year-old to the emergency room for treatment. She said the ... More About: Haz , Hospital , Send , Ends , Spit
Handsome Man Breaks Wind, Gets Banned from Pub
2007-03-26 05:28:00 A PUB regular has been barred from his favourite Dunfermline boozer ? for indiscriminate wind breaking. Management at the bar say Stewart Laidlaw ?revels? in his bouts of flatulence and other punters have almost been sick after exposure to the foul smells. Mr Laidlaw (35), who is furious at the ban by Thirsty Kirsty?s, is thought to ... More About: Wind , Break , Hands , Gets , Hand
Desperate Housewife Convicted of Frying Husband
More articles from this author:2007-03-24 19:58:00 A Brazilian housewife was convicted and sentenced to 19 years in prison Friday for killing her husband, chopping his body into small pieces and frying it. Rosanita Nery dos Santos, 52, drugged her husband in his sleep, then stabbed him to death two years ago in Salvador, about 900 miles northeast of Sao Paulo, said ... More About: Band , House , Usb , Wife , Husband 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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