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Search the Web with Kevin Federline
2007-03-28 18:18:00 Check out K-Fed’s ‘search engine‘. You can win an autographed copy of his CD, a K-Fed t-shirt, or an autographed 8×10 photo. Personally, I’d rather have the postage money. More About: Kevin Federline , Search , With , The Web , Line
Environmental Group Captures Huge Toad, Kills It
2007-03-27 15:51:00 DARWIN, Australia - An environmental group said Tuesday it had captured a ?monster? toad the size of a small dog. With a body the size of a football and weighing nearly 2 pounds, the toad is among the largest specimens ever captured in Australia, according to Frogwatch coordinator Graeme Sawyer. ?It?s huge, to put it mildly,? he ... More About: Environment , Mental , Environmental , Men , Capture
Purity Balls - My Balls are Pure, What About Yours?
2007-03-27 06:06:00 It has all the ingredients of a wedding. The proud tuxedo-clad father, the frosted white cake, the limousines and an exchange of vows. But there is no groom and the girl in the long gown is no bride. She’s daddy’s little girl, there to take a vow of chastity. In what is becoming a trend among ... More About: What , Hat , Your , About , Balls
Alleged ?Wedgie? Hazing Sends Boy To Hospital
2007-03-27 05:36:00 Two Georgia teenagers were recently arrested in connection with what one student’s mother said was a high school hazing ritual, according to WJXT-TV. The woman said members of the Charlton County High School golf team gave her son a contusion so painful she had to take her 13-year-old to the emergency room for treatment. She said the ... More About: Haz , Hospital , Send , Ends , Spit
Handsome Man Breaks Wind, Gets Banned from Pub
2007-03-26 05:28:00 A PUB regular has been barred from his favourite Dunfermline boozer ? for indiscriminate wind breaking. Management at the bar say Stewart Laidlaw ?revels? in his bouts of flatulence and other punters have almost been sick after exposure to the foul smells. Mr Laidlaw (35), who is furious at the ban by Thirsty Kirsty?s, is thought to ... More About: Wind , Break , Hands , Gets , Hand
Desperate Housewife Convicted of Frying Husband
2007-03-24 19:58:00 A Brazilian housewife was convicted and sentenced to 19 years in prison Friday for killing her husband, chopping his body into small pieces and frying it. Rosanita Nery dos Santos, 52, drugged her husband in his sleep, then stabbed him to death two years ago in Salvador, about 900 miles northeast of Sao Paulo, said ... More About: Band , House , Usb , Wife , Husband
Bank Deposit
2007-03-23 18:41:00 This man is being highly recruited to make environmentally sound paper. Making A Bank Deposit - Click Here for more great videos and pictures! More About: Posi
Paper from Poop
2007-03-23 17:00:00 These folks make paper products from elephant poo. Their products do not smell, and come in colors other than rust brown. Amazingly, they can make about 25 large sheets of paper from a single steaming pile. We collect naturally dried elephant dung from elephant conservation parks and bring it back to our paper-making factory. Link ... More About: Poop , Paper
Flaming McNuggets to Go, Please
2007-03-23 15:33:00 But perhaps the most alarming ingredient in a Chicken McNugget is tertiary butylhydroquinone, or TBHQ, an antioxidant derived from petroleum that is either sprayed directly on the nugget or the inside of the box it comes in to “help preserve freshness.” According to A Consumer’s Dictionary of Food Additives, TBHQ is a form of ... More About: Gets , Flaming , Please , Lease , Ease
Angelina Jolie Swaps Newly Adoped Son for Newly Adoptable Polar Bear
2007-03-21 05:19:00 Days after finalizing the adoption of a three year old Vietnamese boy, Angel ina Jolie has traded her newest aquisition for a polar bear cub that has been abandoned by it’s natural mother. Jolie was given a copy of Al Gore’s documentary ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ in early March and has since decided to “support animals without enough ... More About: Wap , Polar Bear , Tabl
82 Year Old Caught Smuggling 170 Pounds of Cocain
2007-03-21 03:53:00 An 82-year-old man who was caught trying to smuggle 170 pounds of cocaine into the country from Mexico has been sentenced to 10 years in federal prison, the U.S. attorney’s office announced Tuesday. Oseas Mendoza-Cecena of Nogales pleaded guilty in federal court to possession with intent to distribute cocaine in January. He was caught trying to drive ... More About: Cain , Coca , Caught , Smuggling , Pound
Pittsburgh?s 27 Year Old Mayor Parties Hard In NYC, Lies About It
2007-03-20 16:12:00 Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl hopped a private jet to New York City to have dinner and drinks at a posh Manhattan hotel hours after announcing a $290 million deal to build a new Uptown arena for the Penguins. After last Tuesday’s announcement, Ravenstahl attended the Penguins game against the Buffalo Sabres at Mellon Arena with ... More About: Pittsburgh , Parties , About , Hard , Part
Carol Burnett Sues Fox Over Family Guy
2007-03-20 05:59:00 Anyone one watches ‘Family Guy’ on Fox knows that the ruthless animated program revels in its lack of boundaries. Every single celebrity parody is surreal, random, wicked, and often hilarious. However, Mrs. Burnett found nothing funny when the show decided to poke a little fun at her famous cartoon cleaning-woman caricature. Burnett’s show opened and ... More About: Family Guy , Over , Carol
Hippies Get Naked, Hug Tree
2007-03-20 04:26:00 There was some naked tree hugging in Berkeley on Saturday, even though it was cold out, and someone took lots of pictures. Seventy-eight performance artists, models, protesters and their supporters stripped down for the camera in a grove of oak trees at UC Berkeley that could fall to make room for an athletic ... More About: Hippies , Tree , Pies
Doctors Examine Winkies and Hoo-Hoo-Dillies on Mannequins
2007-03-19 19:26:00 Dr. Carla Pugh seems an unlikely patron of porn shops. But that?s exactly where Pugh, an assistant professor of surgery at Northwestern University?s Feinberg School of Medicine, procured some of the male body parts she uses to train medical students about human anatomy. Pugh, 41, has patented technology that combines portions of fully formed anatomical mannequins with ... More About: Doctors , Mann , Mannequins , Mine , Exam
Fat Man Falls Off Cruise Ship, Found Alive 20 Hours Later
2007-03-19 19:09:00 Michael Mankamyer, a 300 pound man, plummeted 60 feet into the dark Atlantic Ocean early Friday as the Carnival Glory cruise ship chugged toward the Bahamas. Mild tidal shifts were detected as far away as Cuba and Miami. The 35-year-old Orlando man floated for more than eight hours, drifting 20 miles, before U.S. Coast Guard ... More About: Live , Cruise , Late , Ship , Alive
Man Plays with Wife?s Sex Toy After 11 Drinks, While Driving
2007-03-19 16:23:00 Kristopher Lind is a stupid man. First he is unable to please his wife. Second, he says it wasn’t the 10 beers and a double cocktail that caused his erratic driving, it was that his wife had bought a sex toy, and he was helping her to open it and insert batteries. Once the ... More About: Drink , Wife , Toy , Driving , Drinks
Airline Moves Dead Body to 1st Class, Free Peanuts for All
2007-03-19 16:16:00 A first-class passenger on a flight from Delhi to London awoke find the corpse of a woman who had died in the economy cabin being placed in a seat next to him, British Airways said Monday. The economy section of the flight was full, and the cabin crew needed to move the woman and her ... More About: Body , Peanut , Free , Dead , Move
9 Year Old Wins Mullet Contest at Monster Truck Jam
2007-03-17 06:21:00 Dakota Russ recently won “The Best Mullet in Jacksonville” contest at the Monster Jam truck show. The crowds rallied for young Dakota, screaming for him as he took the trophy over six other contestants. All the while, his family remained clueless to the damaging stigma they were applying to the poor child. The front ... More About: Contest , Truck , Test , Contes
$206 Million in CASH Found in Drug Smuggler?s Home
2007-03-17 04:17:00 Police have found $206 million in cash, belonging to drug smugglers who imported chemicals used to make methamphetamines, piled inside a mansion in a wealthy Mexico City neighborhood, officials said on Friday. Police arrested seven people at the house. They found wads of hundreds of dollars stuffed in drawers, suitcases and closets around the house. They ... More About: Home , Lion , Cash , Drug , Million
Man with Small Bladder Pees in Bag, Gets Free Flight
2007-03-17 03:52:00 SkyWest Airlines apologized to a passenger who said he wasn’t allowed to use the restroom during a one-hour flight and ended up urinating in an air-sickness bag after two “really big beers.” James Whipple was on a flight to Salt Lake City from Boise, Idaho, on March 7 and wanted to use the cabin restroom. ... More About: Free , With , Small , Light , Gets
Man Tells Court he has Six Kids on the Way
2007-03-14 06:23:00 An Avondale, Ohio, music producer convicted of attempted theft told the court he is the expectant father of six children — with six different women. Hamilton County (Ohio) Common Pleas Judge Melba Marsh asked Ricky Lackey, who was convicted of defrauding U.S. Bank out of $3,975 by depositing bad checks and inserting empty envelopes into automatic ... More About: Kids , The Way , Court , Tells
Woman Grows Nipple on Her Foot
2007-03-14 06:00:00 Prayers have been answered and much rejoicing was heard today from the basement apartments occupied by foot fetishists across the globe. A well formed nipple was found to have grown on the sole of a 22 year old woman’s foot. Some of the rejoicing was considerable subdues when it was revealed that ... More About: Woman , Oman , Grow , Foot
Borat DVD Selling Nicely in Kazakhstan
2007-03-14 04:30:00 Kazakhs are rushing to order Sacha Baron Cohen’s “Borat ” on DVD from Amazon.co.uk, the online giant said. “Borat” topped the order list from consumers in the former Soviet republic last week, according to Amazon head of media Rakhi Parekh. An eclectic group of items fills out the rest of the Kazakh Top Sell er List: All Korki Buchek ... More About: Selling , Dvd , Kazakhstan
Legless Panda to Wed Paul McCartney
2007-03-12 23:09:00 An animal research center in northern China has appealed to the world for help to fashion an artificial leg for a panda that lost a limb — along with its sex life — in a freak landmine accident. Paul Mc Cartney , the former Beatle has reportedly stepped forward and anxiously offered to marry the panda Niu ... More About: Panda , Anda
Holy Paintball Batmanski!!!
2007-03-12 22:51:00 These Russians take paintball very seriously. I’m not usually into this stuff, but this is impressive. Tanks, mortors, grenades, full military attire… More About: Batman , Pain , Holy , Ball , Paint
Osama Bin Laden Parties with Celebs at 50th B-Day Bash
2007-03-10 07:48:01 Osama Bin Laden celebrated his 50th birthday in style Saturday at the Las Vegas Hard Rock Casino. Elvis impersonators (Osama’s favorite singer) roamed the floors of the trendy Body English club while an all star cast of celebrities partied hard until well after 3 AM. In addition to the Elvis impersonators, guests were entertained by an eclectic mix of Osama’s favorites; sad-faced clowns, belly dancers, and juggling monkeys. One of the evening’s hot topics was the terrorist’s missing BFF, Ricky Schroder. Although Schroder had dinner in the city and was announced by Osama on the microphone to be ?on his way,? he never did show up at the Hard Rock Hotel bash, reports the New York Daily News. Osama Dances with party Staple Paris Hilton: Wilmer Valderrama poses with the prank loving terrorist: Wath out Tony Parker!! Osama hams it up with Eva Longoria: More About: Celeb , Osama Bin Laden , With , Celebs , Parties
Manny Being Manny
2007-03-10 01:47:02 Baseball season is almost here. And with that comes an endless stream of headlines declaring ‘Mann y Bein g Manny ’. Here is my contribution to that list. Mannie Being Dannie Mannie Being Granny Mannie Being Annie
Priests to Purify Site after Bush Visit
2007-03-09 13:47:01 President Bush is set to visit sacred Mayan archaeological site next week. Apparently, this doesn’t sit all that well with some leaders of a nongovernmental Mayan religious and political group according to Juan Tiney, the director of said group. Tiney said the “spirit guides of the Mayan community” decided it would be necessary to cleanse the sacred site of “bad spirits” after Bush’s visit so that their ancestors could rest in peace. Cleansing will consist of lots of lysol, Lysterine, and a few enemas for those who feel especially violated. The tour is aimed at challenging a widespread perception that the United States has neglected the region and at combatting the rising influence of Venezuelan leftist President Hugo Chavez, who has called Bush “the Jose Canseco of politics”, “history’s greatest killer”, “a Jew in a cowboy hat”, and “the devil.” Bush’s trip has already has sparked in... More About: Site , After , Visi , Visit
Man burns genitals in ?Jackass? stunt
More articles from this author:2007-03-09 13:47:01 Attempts to do a movie stunt landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing criminal charges. The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the “Jack ass ” movies, in which a character lights his genitals on fire. Jared W. Anderson, 20, suffered serious burns to his hands and genitals, according to the criminal complaint. Randell D. Peterson, 43, who sprayed lighter fluid on Anderson and lit him on fire, was charged with felony battery and first-degree reckless endangerment Tuesday in Eau Claire County Court. This, my friends, is why whenever I dowse my own, or an aquaintence’s balls with a chemical solution then light them on fire, I always keep some Aquafina and talcum powder close by. via Yahoo More About: Nita , Stunt , Geni 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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