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Feeling Really Exposed
2007-03-27 04:22:00 I apologize for the long break again. I recently had a very creepy incident happen to me. I live on the top floor of a multi-level apartment building. In my apartment I also have attic access which was created to give maintenance employees a way to change lights in the decorative rooftop. About 3 weeks ago I began hearing what sounded like footsteps coming from my ceiling. Then a few days later I could whispering coming from a/c vents located at the top of my walls. I thought I going crazy and not your typical crazy but your time to get medication or look into padded rooms crazy. I finally reached a breaking point late one night. I couldn't take the whispering and the constant noises I was hearing. It was about 3a.m. Max and I proceeded downstairs to the parking lot and into my car. I was terrified,not only by what I was hearing but what the police would say to me if I called them. My hands were shaking as I dialed 911. It's pretty unnerving trying to decide how crazy you really w... More About: Real , Expose , Feeling , Feel , Really
Happy Valentine's Day
2007-02-14 10:09:00 Let's see ..I've got no Vale nti ne which means I get no sex or flowers (I much prefer good sex over roses any day). Oh and I have to work tonight. Any girl who has ever stripped before knows what I am dreading.. For those of you who don't I'll explain. The holidays, any holiday, brings a different clientele into the bars. These men are lonelier and hornier than your average strip club goer. I'm not saying they are bad people; they're just different. They generally talk more..about themselves (by the way, usually not very interesting, after all they are in the club on a holiday..alone.) and they typically don't spend a lot of money, at all. Yea, so I have that to look forward to. Of course our local weather forecast was calling for snow..In Dallas this doesn't mean a whole lot; unless of course you are on the road with morons who don't know how to drive in any kind of weather. So if everyone that reads this would focus all of their energy and pray real hard for a lot snow(aga... More About: Happy , Lent , S Day
What the F**K is wrong with people??
2007-02-11 06:46:00 A driver of a hospital van actually dumped a paraplegic man out onto the sidewalk?!!? Read the full story . I am not only saddened that one person could do that to another human being, I am also utterly ashamed for us, as a nation. What kind of message does this give to other nations about our country, about how we treat each other as a people? That we think so little of our own people that we dump them out on the streets ?! Seriously, imagine you live in another country and you turn on your news or you go online and you see pictures of hospital patients being dumped out into the streets. Can we at least pretend to have some unity as a nation that we would come together and at least protest the very institutions that would toss out a fellow American into the streets?Have the tragedies of Hurricane Katrina and it's victims already left our hearts and our minds?Where is the outrage that an American could be treated and discarded like a stray animal ? No,worse. Because so many compass... More About: People , What The , Wrong
here's what I've been doing
2007-01-29 08:55:00 I've had some time off from stripping and here's how I spent my winter break.. I call it -Fire & Ice- It's kinda hard to see the detail due to my crappy camera.. also I made this Don't have a name for this ..it's a copper-steel-mirror-thingy for a wall.Again, crappy camera so crappy detail. Feel free to criticize. God knows I have (about a million times a day).Yep, I really need to go back to work and soon before I start working on a sculpture. By the way, where do you go for stone carving tools? More About: Here , Been , Doing
I am still here
2007-01-17 07:22:00 Just a quick note to let anyone who is still reading this know that, Yes I am still here. Just had so much going on, but I'll fill ya'll in next post I swear. More About: Stil , Here , Still
Strippers,Hookers,and Bouncers.Oh My!
2006-11-20 03:24:00 I've been working at this new club for the past few weeks. It's a nice club as far as appearance. The girls have been really nice. The management couldn't be better. But I'm having difficulty with their V.I.P. section. The V.I.P. section has what they call sky boxes. These are basically dark, glass enclosed rooms, usually large enough for a love seat and table. Now I'm not saying that every girl at the club is screwing in these rooms, but by tipping the bouncer enough they don't even walk by much less walk in. I know this because a couple of girls who do whatever it is that they don't want to be seen doing informed me of this. I even had a waitress ask me if I did have sex or give blow jobs because her customer was interested. She said he normally pays $200 but he said was willing to give me $300. I politely informed her I was not a 'working gal' .It's not that I look down on hookers. I figure it's your body and I feel that to some degree prostitution helps keep some men... More About: Trip , Bounce , Hooker , Strip , Hookers
Did anyone miss my pointless posts?
2006-10-24 10:59:00 Yea,I didn't think so.It's been awhile since my last post. There has been a lot going on in my little world. Some of which I will share and some of which I cannot share without giving up my anonymity.First let me say that the *Sex Gods* must have been angry with me. That is the only explanation I have for the asshole,David, that they gave me for my birthday(oops!!guess that anonymity thing is shot). That's all I will say on that subject.Now as for the rest of my demented world, to say it's been shaken would be an understatement. I have moved for the millionth time this year(actual moving=3 times, but moving sucks even when it's just once) I swear even my dog, Max, is sick of it. He now keeps his dog food in a to-go box and his mail goes to a P.O.Box. German shepherds don't travel as well as you would think. It's gotta be weird for him.Everytime he gets used to a patch of grass to taake a dump on,it's time to move. Then it's three hours of wandering around sniffing every inc... More About: Miss , Point , Anyone , Posts , Less
Finally a birthday I enjoyed!!
2006-08-16 05:00:19 PICTURES ARE COMING I SWEAR!!This year my birthday could not have been more enjoyable. I woke up to carrot cake and presents from my roommate. She got me a couple of shirts and these great sweatpants that read "Pay My Rent". I absolutely love them and wear them often. Later that evening I was treated to a little get together at a friends house given in my honor where I was surprised to find another cake, liquor, and more gifts. The best gift I received was from a friend who remembered me speaking once of the plumeria tree that we had in our yard as a kid in Hawaii. This tree was very dear to me because it takes me back to a time when all was right with my world. The plumeria tree blooms these very fragrant flowers that are used to make leis. I was fortunate enough to have this tree right outside my bedroom window as a kid. Every night I would lay in my bed and let the sounds of the ocean rock me to sleep and the smell of the plumeria flowers wake me in the morning. The tree I was g... More About: Enjoy , Birthday , Final , Birth , Finally
North Texas Rock Rally
2006-07-22 08:14:00 I'm at NTRR for the weekend and yes I brought my computer and yes they actually had WIFI access. You know the internet is here to stay when they actually have a central WIFI access point at a bike rally. I'll have tons of pictures in the next few days from the event. You can click on the picture to find out more about the North Texas Rock Rally or goto http://northtexasrockrally.com Or better yet you can come on out and experience the event for yourself. We're actually camping out all weekend. It's 1:50am and I can still hear the roar of motorcycles right outside our r.v. More About: Ally
Can you forget how to date?
2006-07-19 11:56:00 If it is possible to forget how to date then I have done it. Not that dating needs to be high on my priority list right now. But I am afraid if I don't get out there soon I will forget how to. I am totally out of practice so much so in fact that even when I am asked out I usually don't think they mean it. I had someone ask me recently and I swear to you that I laughed out loud right to his face. I thought he was joking. He might as well have been because he really wasn't my type anyway, but still I laughed at him. (I really thought he was kidding)I don't even remember how to graciously refuse a date so how the heck I am ever going to make it on one again. By the way this in no way implies that I am asked out on a regular basis. In fact it's quite the opposite. Well I guess if I really wanted to be asked out I might want to think about actually leaving the house for something other than groceries. I've actually debated about getting back into the online dating thing. I did it f... More About: Forge
Diabetes
2006-07-03 21:24:00 I don't think I've ever mentioned that I have children, well I do and one of my children is diabetic, a type 1 juvenile diabetic. For those who don't know the major difference between type 1 and type 2 diabetes is that type 1 diabetics have a severe deficiency of insulin due to lack of pancreatic beta cells and require daily insulin to survive.Type 2 diabetics produce insulin but the body is unable to utilize this insulin.Type 2 diabetes can also be controlled with proper diet,exercise,weight loss and medications so again type 1 diabetes, the kind my daughter has, cannot be cured by exercising,or dieting.Don't get me wrong, these things help disease management but they will not magically make her pancreas create the beta cells necessary for insulin production She has been on insulin shots (3 a day) since she was11mos. In her case she only has less than 1% of her beta cells in working order which means she produces virtually no insulin,so there is no "honeymoon period" for her.In... More About: Diabetes
Girls make mud pies. Boys eat them.
2006-06-21 13:46:00 I was chatting with a girlfriend of mine a few weeks ago about what a moron I was as a child(proving once again that my high I.Q. isn't a factor when it comes to some of my more humorous moments). I did dumb kid things. For example, on more than one occasion I led ten or more children,boys and girls into the off-limits sector of the military base for my picnic lunches. Sounds harmless right? Well the off-limits sector was on the side of an inactive volcano which had a huge sign that read " Danger! No trespassers!These grounds may still contain live mines". I was 8 or 9 yrs. old and was still under the definition that a mine was a hole or cavern which minerals were mined. Some of the older kids that went on these life threating field trips of mine were apparently not much more clear on the definition; as they were always the first to jump on board whenever I had a crazy idea and made sure that the other kids did whatever I said. As we were reminiscing about our childhoods and the du... More About: Girls , Them , Make , Pies , Boys
Why isn't there a rehab for exlover recovery?
2006-06-16 19:52:00 No,seriously,why isn't there a rehab for getting over your ex? And I don't mean a bar. I don't know if I ever mentioned this before but I used to write for a men's e-zine giving sex and dating advice. My advice was not anything profound. I just gave young men the F.Y.I. on women and basically how to get them into bed without ending up standing outside a fitting room door holding her purse on Super Bowl Sunday.In other words without ending up in a committment. So I am guessing that the karma from that has finally caught up with me as I sit here heartbroken ...STILL..from the ex I can't quit screwing. He has gotten over me enough to screw other women but no so much that he doesn't pop over every few weeks to screw me. He apparently read my articles well and has turned them into his mantra. I say I want to get over him but the truth is I don't. I really just want him back .And I guess I've been sitting here with my life on hold hoping that we can work things out.Pretty pathetic... More About: Rehab , Recovery , Cover , Over , Here
And they called him..MAX
2006-05-19 07:44:00 That's right, the dog finally got a name. Max is the name I finally chose. It's a strong name without being too tough that you wouldn't want to snuggle with him. Although he's not high on my snuggle list at the moment. The dog actually pissed on me. I was picking him up to put him outside for his morning business when he decided he could no longer hold it and pissed all over me. Hopefully that will be the last time, for Max anyway. As for the other males I know, one dog at a time. At least Max looked sorry when he did it. P.S. If you have a moment check out adiktd.com. Erica's story on the ball situation is absolutely hilariousTags: full_exposure dogs adiktd.com More About: They , Call , Calle
If you name it you'll only get attached
2006-05-11 21:59:00 3 days later..still no name..This is just perfect,another male who won't answer when I call him. I just hope this one doesn't shit on me too.This poor puppy thinks his name is Hey,don't you pee there. I really must name him soon. I'm still taking suggestions; no shithead is not the type of name I am looking for.When I decided to get a new puppy I must have been drinking heavily .I forgot how much freaking work they are. They have bladders the size of acorns. They also have the ability to sense when they are residing in an apartment,with thin walls. They use that knowledge to whine,wimper,and bark, but only in the wee hours of night,when,as it turns out, is apparently the time all my neighbors are trying to sleep (they had interesting name suggestions,although I'm not really sure they were suggestions.They were more like colorful descriptions sprinkled with lively explitives).So while I have been puppy training I haven't been going to work. I know that you shouldn't let a new ... More About: Name , Only , Attach , Atta
Smoking with Stephen Colbert
2006-05-10 02:00:00 Stephen..oh Stephen...I am a huge fan of The Colbert Report, moreover I am huge fan of Stephen Colbert . I?ve mentioned it before,but in case you never knew funny will get me naked everytime over good looks and money. I don?t mean to say he is not attractive, he?s just not your Hollywood bad-boy kind of attractive. I?ve always been drawn to intellectual, dry-humor types. It just doesn?t ever work out in the sex department (apparently a big brain and a big cock don?t always go hand and hand.) Still, I am drawn to them like Bush is to the middle east. You know I go into it hopeful to find at least one weapon of mass destruction, only to find myself with a huge deficit, low approval ratings, and no exit strategy. Anyway, I was watching the show today and he did a bit on Stephen Colbert?s ConDonts, a wet-nap to wipe yourself of any impure thoughts. Then to top it off his interview with Shere Hite revolved around females and their control of their orgasms, or something like that. I starte... More About: Smoking , King , Step
The new male in my life
2006-05-09 01:02:00 The new male in my lifeHelp me name him!!This morning I woke up fully expecting to go to work. I just had no idea I would be working from home. A friend stopped by with my new dog,an eight week old, german shepherd. So far he isn?t any work at all. In fact he is the laziest puppy I have ever seen. I don?t know whether to be worried or relieved. I haven?t figured out what his name is. This is not to insinuate that I am expecting the dog to tell me his name. It?s just that I believe a dog?s name is very important part of the personality development in any creature. When I was growing up we had a dog named Teddy Bear. He was a shepherd mixed breed. He was a smart dog. You could tell him to get your socks and this dog would open the dresser and bring you a pair of socks. If you didn?t want that pair you would tell him wrong ones and he would carry the first back and bring you a different pair. He would also count. You could hold up any given number of fingers and he would bark that many... More About: Life , My Life , Male
Burned..Again!!
2006-05-06 08:27:00 Burned...again.Every f**king time I start to trust that lousy waste of an excuse for a man that I love, he goes and screws me over. I am so tired of this crap. He calls me a couple of nights ago to see if he could stay with me for the weekend. He was at a job in Corpus Christie and was coming back for the weekend. I agreed. I don't know why. So he stays here last night and of course we screw. Then in the morning he informs me he is going to go by his apartment and do some laundry after which he'll call me to come pick him up. Well guess what? Yep, still no call. Hmm, I guess he didn't need his checkbook (which he forgot over here)that bad. When am I going to learn? Better yet when am I going to stop talking to this piece of shit More About: Again , Burn
What's that smell?
2006-05-02 17:49:00 Whats that smell ?.....oh, that would be desperation.There is something to be said for abstinence, although at this moment I can’t seem to think of anything very nice or positive. As a woman hitting her sexual peak, I am beginning to realize how funny God really is. I am not an unattractive woman. Yet I find myself single without any prospects in the near future. Isn’t it funny how when you’re dating someone everyone wants to date you,but when you’re single the smell of desperation proceeds you and any attempt to interact with the opposite sex.. So how much longer will this drought continue for me? Hasn’t anyone created a perfume to mask the hideous stench of single? I’m sure Calvin Klein is working on something. Just to be sure maybe I’ll write a letter to them today..right after I wash the desperation off me. More About: Smell , That
Prayer to Sex GodsPrayer to Sex GodsAlmighty Sex G...
2006-04-26 00:27:00 Prayer to Sex GodsPrayer to Sex GodsAlmighty Sex Gods I beg of you to have mercy on me.It has been far too long since I have engaged in sins of the flesh. I fear that if I do not get laid soon I will surely go mad. I know you have many prayers to fufill but I am beginning to get desperate.The other day I found myself wanting to masturbate to images of Stephen Colbert(of Comedy Central's Colbert Report). So you can understand the state of urgency I am in. Please send sex (good sex) my way soon. In your names I pray. Amen. More About: Prayer , Spray , Raye , Pray , Mighty
5 Ways to guarantee you won't sleep with your ex
2006-04-04 18:50:00 Ways to guarantee you won't sleep with your "EX"EVER AGAIN...or at least for a little while.Well, I think I have finally figured out how to stop sleeping with my 'ex'. It took some trial and error. Anyone who reads this knows it hasn't been easy for me. Although my best friend,Elisha,helped me out with the first few, I must take full credit for the last one on the list. That bit of kerosene on the bridge was entirely my dumb-ass idea (or pure genius depending on the mood I am in).So without further ado...1.Remind yourself of all the times he or she wasn't there for you.Basically this consists of any moments you can recall that they let you down or were generally inconsiderate of your needs,wants,etc.2. Everytime you see them try to visualize them with someone else.No, that doesn't mean picture a threesome.I mean picture him or her with their lips on someone else,their hands groping someone else.(sometimes it helps if you already know what this person looks like or you can imag... More About: Sleep , With You |
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