I'm going to HellI'm going to HellList of Top 5s, created from what I see around me every day. some of them will be funny, some of them won't, but I probably don't mean any of it. Articles
Slutty Halloween Costumes
2007-10-30 16:36:00 Halloween is rolling around again and as usual it's time for everyone to decide on what they're going to dress up as. For children this is pretty easy, you just ask your parents. They'll probably put some face paint on you and give you some old clothes, so you look like a zombie midget, or a witch with a pituitary disease. Men have it a little more difficult, they actually have to put some effort into their costumes. Especially if you're headed to a party and are on the look out for a helpless damsel your vampire count can prey on, or trying to find a sexy Velma to complete your Scooby Gang.Of course for the ladies it's simply a matter of making a costume designed around 'Slutty [Insert Occupation Here]'. This may sound like I'm complaining, but far from it. Here's a few of the more popular costumes the girls choose:1. Slutty Cop2. Slutty Schoolgirl3. Slutty Pirate4. Slutty Nurse5. Slutty SlutI think I speak for all men when I congratulate women on the effectiveness and ing... More About: Halloween , Costumes , Allo
Slutty Halloween Costumes
2007-10-30 16:36:00 Halloween is rolling around again and as usual it's time for everyone to decide on what they're going to dress up as. For children this is pretty easy, you just ask your parents. They'll probably put some face paint on you and give you some old clothes, so you look like a zombie midget, or a witch with a pituitary disease. Men have it a little more difficult, they actually have to put some effort into their costumes. Especially if you're headed to a party and are on the look out for a helpless damsel your vampire count can prey on, or trying to find a sexy Velma to complete your Scooby Gang.Of course for the ladies it's simply a matter of making a costume designed around 'Slutty [Insert Occupation Here]'. This may sound like I'm complaining, but far from it. Here's a few of the more popular costumes the girls choose:1. Slutty Cop2. Slutty Schoolgirl3. Slutty Pirate4. Slutty Nurse5. Slutty SlutI think I speak for all men when I congratulate women on the effectiveness and ing... More About: Halloween , Costumes
Most Annoying Celebrity Gossip Magazines
2007-10-26 13:09:00 There's very few thing's I find more frustrating than modern civilization's fascination with 'celebrities'. I don't mind it about people who are actually famous, but who cares about someone whose only claim to fame was that they were on a game show over four years ago. And they didn't even win!The worst thing about this is the magazines I see in newsagents and supermarkets. They obviously sell, otherwise there wouldn't be so many of them. I don't see why people need to know this sort of information about these people, or why there's such a market for this crap. Here's the worst offenders:1. Glamour2. Now3. OK!4. Closer5. HeatI hate these magazines. It's pure shit disguised as journalism. If I want to know about celebrity news I'll just read The Superficial instead. It's not that I care about what is being written, I just think that it's written in a funny way, which actively encourages you not to care. However the thing that makes me ashamed is when a new magazine com... More About: Celebrity , Celebrity Gossip , Magazines , Gossip , Annoying
Most Annoying Celebrity Gossip Magazines
2007-10-26 13:09:00 There's very few thing's I find more frustrating than modern civilization's fascination with 'celebrities'. I don't mind it about people who are actually famous, but who cares about someone whose only claim to fame was that they were on a game show over four years ago. And they didn't even win!The worst thing about this is the magazines I see in newsagents and supermarkets. They obviously sell, otherwise there wouldn't be so many of them. I don't see why people need to know this sort of information about these people, or why there's such a market for this crap. Here's the worst offenders:1. Glamour2. Now3. OK!4. Closer5. HeatI hate these magazines. It's pure shit disguised as journalism. If I want to know about celebrity news I'll just read The Superficial instead. It's not that I care about what is being written, I just think that it's written in a funny way, which actively encourages you not to care. However the thing that makes me ashamed is when a new magazine com... More About: Celebrity , Celebrity Gossip , Magazines , Gossip
Most Annoying Celebrity Gossip Magazines
2007-10-26 13:09:00 There's very few thing's I find more frustrating than modern civilization's fascination with 'celebrities'. I don't mind it about people who are actually famous, but who cares about someone whose only claim to fame was that they were on a game show over four years ago. And they didn't even win!The worst thing about this is the magazines I see in newsagents and supermarkets. They obviously sell, otherwise there wouldn't be so many of them. I don't see why people need to know this sort of information about these people, or why there's such a market for this crap. Here's the worst offenders:1. Glamour2. Now3. OK!4. Closer5. HeatI hate these magazines. It's pure shit disguised as journalism. If I want to know about celebrity news I'll just read The Superficial instead. It's not that I care about what is being written, I just think that it's written in a funny way, which actively encourages you not to care. However the thing that makes me ashamed is when a new magazine com... More About: Celebrity , Celebrity Gossip , Magazines , Gossip , Anno
Films I'm Ashamed To Admit I Like
2007-10-12 12:05:00 OK, just to disappoint you I'll clarify that maybe 'ashamed' is too strong a word. I'll admit that I like these films if they come up in conversation. Most of the time I'm met with disbelief, although there was that time I ended up with 6 stitches. To be fair I did call her Mum a whore and curse her family, I wonder how that's working out. I consider these films underrated classics, so I don't mind sticking up for them, especially if the reason the conversation came up is to diss John Woo. No one disses The Woo! Anyway, here's my five films:1. Transformers The Movie (1986) - 42%2. Army of Darkness - 78%3. Hard Target - 32%4. Hulk - 61%5. What Dreams May Come - 56%*Scores courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes*OK, I am kind of ashamed of liking What Dreams May Come, I think I could officially have my balls revoked for admitting it. It's a good film though! It looks awesome and the dude goes to hell to get his wife back. You've got to admit that is impressive. Plus The Wench loves it s... More About: Films
Films I'm Ashamed To Admit I Like
2007-10-12 12:05:00 OK, just to disappoint you I'll clarify that maybe 'ashamed' is too strong a word. I'll admit that I like these films if they come up in conversation. Most of the time I'm met with disbelief, although there was that time I ended up with 6 stitches. To be fair I did call her Mum a whore and curse her family, I wonder how that's working out. I consider these films underrated classics, so I don't mind sticking up for them, especially if the reason the conversation came up is to diss John Woo. No one disses The Woo! Anyway, here's my five films:1. Transformers The Movie (1986) - 42%2. Army of Darkness - 78%3. Hard Target - 32%4. Hulk - 61%5. What Dreams May Come - 56%*Scores courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes*OK, I am kind of ashamed of liking What Dreams May Come, I think I could officially have my balls revoked for admitting it. It's a good film though! It looks awesome and the dude goes to hell to get his wife back. You've got to admit that is impressive. Plus The Wench loves it s... More About: Films , Sham , Shame
Films I'm Ashamed To Admit I Like
2007-10-12 12:05:00 OK, just to disappoint you I'll clarify that maybe 'ashamed' is too strong a word. I'll admit that I like these films if they come up in conversation. Most of the time I'm met with disbelief, although there was that time I ended up with 6 stitches. To be fair I did call her Mum a whore and curse her family, I wonder how that's working out. I consider these films underrated classics, so I don't mind sticking up for them, especially if the reason the conversation came up is to diss John Woo. No one disses The Woo! Anyway, here's my five films:1. Transformers The Movie (1986) - 42%2. Army of Darkness - 78%3. Hard Target - 32%4. Hulk - 61%5. What Dreams May Come - 56%*Scores courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes*OK, I am kind of ashamed of liking What Dreams May Come, I think I could officially have my balls revoked for admitting it. It's a good film though! It looks awesome and the dude goes to hell to get his wife back. You've got to admit that is impressive. Plus The Wench loves it s... More About: Films
Cross Bred Animals
2007-10-02 17:06:00 I noticed in the news the other day that a strange looking Zorse had been bred in Germany. Now I didn't know about Zorses, but isn't that a cool idea? Cross breeding different species is definately something that should be looked into a bit more. We already have Wolphins and Ligers (bred for their skills and magic). Here's a few more to think about:1. Giraffe + Camel = Giramel2. Peacock + Eagle = Peagle3. Fox + Skunk = Funk4. Shark + Salmon = Shalmon5. Chimpanzee + Gonorrhea = Paris HiltonImagine some of these creatures! Limited only by your imagination you could be Dr Moreau, but without Val Kilmer's bad acting. The beautiful Peagle, good looking, but a vicious killer, kind of like me. The animal so cool it inspired a musical movement: The Funk. Or the majestic Shalmon, massive and tasty, leaping up waterfalls and eating bears.Seriously though, genetic experimentation comes at a price. For every Cheetorse (Cheetah-Horse), there is a Slake (Slug-Snake). Not every mutant is usef... More About: Animals
Cross Bred Animals
2007-10-02 17:06:00 I noticed in the news the other day that a strange looking Zorse had been bred in Germany. Now I didn't know about Zorses, but isn't that a cool idea? Cross breeding different species is definately something that should be looked into a bit more. We already have Wolphins and Ligers (bred for their skills and magic). Here's a few more to think about:1. Giraffe + Camel = Giramel2. Peacock + Eagle = Peagle3. Fox + Skunk = Funk4. Shark + Salmon = Shalmon5. Chimpanzee + Gonorrhea = Paris HiltonImagine some of these creatures! Limited only by your imagination you could be Dr Moreau, but without Val Kilmer's bad acting. The beautiful Peagle, good looking, but a vicious killer, kind of like me. The animal so cool it inspired a musical movement: The Funk. Or the majestic Shalmon, massive and tasty, leaping up waterfalls and eating bears.Seriously though, genetic experimentation comes at a price. For every Cheetorse (Cheetah-Horse), there is a Slake (Slug-Snake). Not every mutant is usef... More About: Animals
Cross Bred Animals
2007-10-02 17:06:00 I noticed in the news the other day that a strange looking Zorse had been bred in Germany. Now I didn't know about Zorses, but isn't that a cool idea? Cross breeding different species is definately something that should be looked into a bit more. We already have Wolphins and Ligers (bred for their skills and magic). Here's a few more to think about:1. Giraffe + Camel = Giramel2. Peacock + Eagle = Peagle3. Fox + Skunk = Funk4. Shark + Salmon = Shalmon5. Chimpanzee + Gonorrhea = Paris HiltonImagine some of these creatures! Limited only by your imagination you could be Dr Moreau, but without Val Kilmer's bad acting. The beautiful Peagle, good looking, but a vicious killer, kind of like me. The animal so cool it inspired a musical movement: The Funk. Or the majestic Shalmon, massive and tasty, leaping up waterfalls and eating bears.Seriously though, genetic experimentation comes at a price. For every Cheetorse (Cheetah-Horse), there is a Slake (Slug-Snake). Not every mutant is usef... More About: Animals
RPG Weapon Names
2007-09-20 12:52:00 If you've ever played an RPG you must have noticed the ridiculous names given to pretty much every weapon. A sword can't just be a sword, it must be a Blinding Sword of Justice, or an Ice Sword of Supreme Uberness. My favourite was a Grand Club of the Badger. It adds to the illusion of the world your playing in, but sometimes it's just stupid.Here's a few weapon names I'd like to see:1. The Darth Maul of Untimely Demise2. The MC Hammer of Badness3. The Millennium Falchion of Awesome4. R Kelly's Statutory Rapier5. The Britney Spear of DisappointmentI've had some serious writer's block over the last few weeks. I was on holiday for two weeks, but it's been a whole month since I've posted, to the day. On top of which I actually missed Talk Like A Pirate Day yesterday, now that was disappointing. Once again I have to say that I'm gonna get back to posting. They may not be good, or long, or regular, but there should at least be more of them. More About: Weapon , Names
RPG Weapon Names
2007-09-20 12:52:00 If you've ever played an RPG you must have noticed the ridiculous names given to pretty much every weapon. A sword can't just be a sword, it must be a Blinding Sword of Justice, or an Ice Sword of Supreme Uberness. My favourite was a Grand Club of the Badger. It adds to the illusion of the world your playing in, but sometimes it's just stupid.Here's a few weapon names I'd like to see:1. The Darth Maul of Untimely Demise2. The MC Hammer of Badness3. The Millennium Falchion of Awesome4. R Kelly's Statutory Rapier5. The Britney Spear of DisappointmentI've had some serious writer's block over the last few weeks. I was on holiday for two weeks, but it's been a whole month since I've posted, to the day. On top of which I actually missed Talk Like A Pirate Day yesterday, now that was disappointing. Once again I have to say that I'm gonna get back to posting. They may not be good, or long, or regular, but there should at least be more of them. More About: Weapon , Names
RPG Weapon Names
2007-09-20 12:52:00 If you've ever played an RPG you must have noticed the ridiculous names given to pretty much every weapon. A sword can't just be a sword, it must be a Blinding Sword of Justice, or an Ice Sword of Supreme Uberness. My favourite was a Grand Club of the Badger. It adds to the illusion of the world your playing in, but sometimes it's just stupid.Here's a few weapon names I'd like to see:1. The Darth Maul of Untimely Demise2. The MC Hammer of Badness3. The Millennium Falchion of Awesome4. R Kelly's Statutory Rapier5. The Britney Spear of DisappointmentI've had some serious writer's block over the last few weeks. I was on holiday for two weeks, but it's been a whole month since I've posted, to the day. On top of which I actually missed Talk Like A Pirate Day yesterday, now that was disappointing. Once again I have to say that I'm gonna get back to posting. They may not be good, or long, or regular, but there should at least be more of them. More About: Weapon , Names
Zombie Related Media I've Seen
2007-08-20 17:47:00 A lot of people like Zombie s. I was going to say everyone, but I don't think that reanimated rotting corpses are everyone's cup of tea. I think the reason I like the Zombie genre is because it kind of crosses over into the post-apocalyptic genre as well, and I love all that Mad Max type stuff.I loved all the George Romero films, Night of the Living Dead (He's coming to get you Barbara!), and even his latest Land of the Dead, which a lot of people slated. I especially like the Resident Evil games, battling through destroyed towns and Zombie infestations, always good to play on a dark night. Other than that I've also recently:1. Read World War Z2. Watched 'Dawn of the Dead' (The new one)3. Read 'The Walking Dead' Comic4. Got excited about 'Left 4 Dead'5. Love 'Shaun of the Dead'I like seeing or reading about things which may happen in a zombie invasion, but out of the ordinary. You can get a basic overview from George Romero's films, get somewhere easy to defend, with sto... More About: Media , Related
Zombie Related Media I've Seen
2007-08-20 17:47:00 A lot of people like Zombie s. I was going to say everyone, but I don't think that reanimated rotting corpses are everyone's cup of tea. I think the reason I like the Zombie genre is because it kind of crosses over into the post-apocalyptic genre as well, and I love all that Mad Max type stuff.I loved all the George Romero films, Night of the Living Dead (He's coming to get you Barbara!), and even his latest Land of the Dead, which a lot of people slated. I especially like the Resident Evil games, battling through destroyed towns and Zombie infestations, always good to play on a dark night. Other than that I've also recently:1. Read World War Z2. Watched 'Dawn of the Dead' (The new one)3. Read 'The Walking Dead' Comic4. Got excited about 'Left 4 Dead'5. Love 'Shaun of the Dead'I like seeing or reading about things which may happen in a zombie invasion, but out of the ordinary. You can get a basic overview from George Romero's films, get somewhere easy to defend, with sto... More About: Media , Related
Zombie Related Media I've Seen
2007-08-20 17:47:00 A lot of people like Zombie s. I was going to say everyone, but I don't think that reanimated rotting corpses are everyone's cup of tea. I think the reason I like the Zombie genre is because it kind of crosses over into the post-apocalyptic genre as well, and I love all that Mad Max type stuff.I loved all the George Romero films, Night of the Living Dead (He's coming to get you Barbara!), and even his latest Land of the Dead, which a lot of people slated. I especially like the Resident Evil games, battling through destroyed towns and Zombie infestations, always good to play on a dark night. Other than that I've also recently:1. Read World War Z2. Watched 'Dawn of the Dead' (The new one)3. Read 'The Walking Dead' Comic4. Got excited about 'Left 4 Dead'5. Love 'Shaun of the Dead'I like seeing or reading about things which may happen in a zombie invasion, but out of the ordinary. You can get a basic overview from George Romero's films, get somewhere easy to defend, with sto... More About: Media , Related
Nationalities I've Been Mistaken For
2007-08-17 15:17:00 I've traveled a little in my life, not enough that I'd call myself 'well traveled', but more than the average person. In the course of my travels I've often been mistaken for different nationalities. This is mainly because I'm in that particular country and people just assume I'm from there. It's not that big a deal when the people don't speak the same language as you, as you can't really notice accents unless you speak their language really well, so generally you just shrug, smile and speak louder and slower.So the times I've been mistaken for being a different nationality, people have guessed that I'm:1. American2. Canadian3. German4. Irish5. AustralianThe first two were in random countries, with the locals assuming I was from Canada or the US as I spoke English. The third I was actually in Germany and someone started speaking to me in German. Luckily I actually know a little German, so I got him to speak for me (sorry, that was a bad Dad pun). I do actually know some ... More About: Mista
Nationalities I've Been Mistaken For
2007-08-17 15:17:00 I've traveled a little in my life, not enough that I'd call myself 'well traveled', but more than the average person. In the course of my travels I've often been mistaken for different nationalities. This is mainly because I'm in that particular country and people just assume I'm from there. It's not that big a deal when the people don't speak the same language as you, as you can't really notice accents unless you speak their language really well, so generally you just shrug, smile and speak louder and slower.So the times I've been mistaken for being a different nationality, people have guessed that I'm:1. American2. Canadian3. German4. Irish5. AustralianThe first two were in random countries, with the locals assuming I was from Canada or the US as I spoke English. The third I was actually in Germany and someone started speaking to me in German. Luckily I actually know a little German, so I got him to speak for me (sorry, that was a bad Dad pun). I do actually know some ...
Nationalities I've Been Mistaken For
2007-08-17 15:17:00 I've traveled a little in my life, not enough that I'd call myself 'well traveled', but more than the average person. In the course of my travels I've often been mistaken for different nationalities. This is mainly because I'm in that particular country and people just assume I'm from there. It's not that big a deal when the people don't speak the same language as you, as you can't really notice accents unless you speak their language really well, so generally you just shrug, smile and speak louder and slower.So the times I've been mistaken for being a different nationality, people have guessed that I'm:1. American2. Canadian3. German4. Irish5. AustralianThe first two were in random countries, with the locals assuming I was from Canada or the US as I spoke English. The third I was actually in Germany and someone started speaking to me in German. Luckily I actually know a little German, so I got him to speak for me (sorry, that was a bad Dad pun). I do actually know some ... More About: Been , Mista
Reasons Why I Hate Big Brother
2007-08-15 11:57:00 I used to be into Big Brother , not in a big way, and it would always take me some time to get into it. I hated the first few weeks, you watch everyone go in and comment on how annoying they are, and the first night is terrible. Everyone just gets drunk, and you can't hear anyone speaking, it's just noise. Loud drunk people talking over one another, I may as well go down the pub. That's also pretty much what goes on for the first few weeks, everyone is loud, there's too much to follow, as there's too many people.Once the crowd has thinned out a bit and the most annoying have been booted out the house, getting booed mercilessly by the waiting crowd, that's when I'll get into it. But after the first few years, it got even worse. Now I go out of my way not to watch it, for the following reasons:1. The pointless 'surprises'2. The bitching3. The stupid contestants4. The fact they all think we care after they've left5. CharleyBasically in this country the 'contestants' are alwa... More About: Hate , Reasons , Roth
Reasons Why I Hate Big Brother
2007-08-15 11:57:00 I used to be into Big Brother , not in a big way, and it would always take me some time to get into it. I hated the first few weeks, you watch everyone go in and comment on how annoying they are, and the first night is terrible. Everyone just gets drunk, and you can't hear anyone speaking, it's just noise. Loud drunk people talking over one another, I may as well go down the pub. That's also pretty much what goes on for the first few weeks, everyone is loud, there's too much to follow, as there's too many people.Once the crowd has thinned out a bit and the most annoying have been booted out the house, getting booed mercilessly by the waiting crowd, that's when I'll get into it. But after the first few years, it got even worse. Now I go out of my way not to watch it, for the following reasons:1. The pointless 'surprises'2. The bitching3. The stupid contestants4. The fact they all think we care after they've left5. CharleyBasically in this country the 'contestants' are alwa... More About: Hate , Reasons
Reasons Why I Hate Big Brother
2007-08-15 11:57:00 I used to be into Big Brother , not in a big way, and it would always take me some time to get into it. I hated the first few weeks, you watch everyone go in and comment on how annoying they are, and the first night is terrible. Everyone just gets drunk, and you can't hear anyone speaking, it's just noise. Loud drunk people talking over one another, I may as well go down the pub. That's also pretty much what goes on for the first few weeks, everyone is loud, there's too much to follow, as there's too many people.Once the crowd has thinned out a bit and the most annoying have been booted out the house, getting booed mercilessly by the waiting crowd, that's when I'll get into it. But after the first few years, it got even worse. Now I go out of my way not to watch it, for the following reasons:1. The pointless 'surprises'2. The bitching3. The stupid contestants4. The fact they all think we care after they've left5. CharleyBasically in this country the 'contestants' are alwa... More About: Hate , Reasons
Reasons The Wench Is Awesome
2007-08-07 16:46:00 I give the Wench a lot of shit on this blog, mostly in my whiny way where I whine and sound all whiny. Then whine. But she's been really good to me recently, and when I say recently I mean since I've known her. Although she has put in real effort in the last few weeks as I've been working late a lot and not exactly jumping with energy when I've gotten home. She picks me up from the station already, but now she's got a smile on her face.Basically I don't think I give her enough praise (not that she gives me any), but I complain a lot as well, as I just demonstrated. Anyway, here's 5 reasons why she's awesome:1. She always talks to anyone.2. She's always up for getting wasted.3. She's watched more of my porn than I have. 4. She's just as lazy as I am, which means she can't bug me about being lazy.5. She's Hot.I think the first point is very important. The Wench talks, she talks a lot, to anyone who will listen. And most of the time they do want to listen. When I first met... More About: Awesome , Reasons , Some
Reasons The Wench Is Awesome
2007-08-07 16:46:00 I give the Wench a lot of shit on this blog, mostly in my whiny way where I whine and sound all whiny. Then whine. But she's been really good to me recently, and when I say recently I mean since I've known her. Although she has put in real effort in the last few weeks as I've been working late a lot and not exactly jumping with energy when I've gotten home. She picks me up from the station already, but now she's got a smile on her face.Basically I don't think I give her enough praise (not that she gives me any), but I complain a lot as well, as I just demonstrated. Anyway, here's 5 reasons why she's awesome:1. She always talks to anyone.2. She's always up for getting wasted.3. She's watched more of my porn than I have. 4. She's just as lazy as I am, which means she can't bug me about being lazy.5. She's Hot.I think the first point is very important. The Wench talks, she talks a lot, to anyone who will listen. And most of the time they do want to listen. When I first met... More About: Awesome , Reasons
Reasons The Wench Is Awesome
2007-08-07 16:46:00 I give the Wench a lot of shit on this blog, mostly in my whiny way where I whine and sound all whiny. Then whine. But she's been really good to me recently, and when I say recently I mean since I've known her. Although she has put in real effort in the last few weeks as I've been working late a lot and not exactly jumping with energy when I've gotten home. She picks me up from the station already, but now she's got a smile on her face.Basically I don't think I give her enough praise (not that she gives me any), but I complain a lot as well, as I just demonstrated. Anyway, here's 5 reasons why she's awesome:1. She always talks to anyone.2. She's always up for getting wasted.3. She's watched more of my porn than I have. 4. She's just as lazy as I am, which means she can't bug me about being lazy.5. She's Hot.I think the first point is very important. The Wench talks, she talks a lot, to anyone who will listen. And most of the time they do want to listen. When I first met... More About: Awesome , Reasons
Reasons I Haven't Been Posting
2007-07-19 11:51:00 I have been sehr, sehr busy at work these last couple of weeks (months?). We've been working on a new web site which is absolutely massive. It's the biggest site our company has ever had to produce and we've had about 3 months to do it. We're pretty much into testing and back end stuff right now, but it's debatable whether or not we're going to hit our August deadline.I was going to say that my post rate is going to increase and hopefully I'll get back to where I was posting a few times a week, but it's doubtful that'll happen for at least another few more weeks. In the meantime this is what's keeping me busy:1. The new site project2. Laziness3. Commuting4. Maintaining all our websites5. Trying to relax while at homeThe most annoying thing at the moment is that combining my commute and my commitments at home, and spending time with the Wench means I have very little time to myself. Everyone needs some alone time and I don't really get any to myself. I'm a gamer who doesn... More About: Reasons
Reasons I Haven't Been Posting
2007-07-19 11:51:00 I have been sehr, sehr busy at work these last couple of weeks (months?). We've been working on a new web site which is absolutely massive. It's the biggest site our company has ever had to produce and we've had about 3 months to do it. We're pretty much into testing and back end stuff right now, but it's debatable whether or not we're going to hit our August deadline.I was going to say that my post rate is going to increase and hopefully I'll get back to where I was posting a few times a week, but it's doubtful that'll happen for at least another few more weeks. In the meantime this is what's keeping me busy:1. The new site project2. Laziness3. Commuting4. Maintaining all our websites5. Trying to relax while at homeThe most annoying thing at the moment is that combining my commute and my commitments at home, and spending time with the Wench means I have very little time to myself. Everyone needs some alone time and I don't really get any to myself. I'm a gamer who doesn... More About: Reasons
Reasons I Haven't Been Posting
2007-07-19 11:51:00 I have been sehr, sehr busy at work these last couple of weeks (months?). We've been working on a new web site which is absolutely massive. It's the biggest site our company has ever had to produce and we've had about 3 months to do it. We're pretty much into testing and back end stuff right now, but it's debatable whether or not we're going to hit our August deadline.I was going to say that my post rate is going to increase and hopefully I'll get back to where I was posting a few times a week, but it's doubtful that'll happen for at least another few more weeks. In the meantime this is what's keeping me busy:1. The new site project2. Laziness3. Commuting4. Maintaining all our websites5. Trying to relax while at homeThe most annoying thing at the moment is that combining my commute and my commitments at home, and spending time with the Wench means I have very little time to myself. Everyone needs some alone time and I don't really get any to myself. I'm a gamer who doesn... More About: Reasons , Been , Posti , Haven
Reasons I'm Glad To Be Home
More articles from this author:2007-06-12 18:18:00 As fun as Download Festival is every year, it's always great to get home. I enjoy camping quite a bit, but at a festival it's not quite the same. You don't have as much room, you don't have ready access to your car (it's a 50 minute walk away), the toilets are always far away and they stink. And if you want a shower you have to wait hours for it.The camping is something to be endured, not enjoyed. No one enjoys camping at a festival. The only good thing about camping is... hang on... I'll think of something... It's doesn't take as long to get into the arena the next day! Ha! I knew I could think of some reason! Now for 5 reasons why I'm glad to be home:1. My living quarters are no longer a tent2. There is a supermarket just down the road3. I don't have to walk everywhere4. I can have a shower/wash whenever I want5. I have immediate access to a toiletFor days my bathroom has been a pack of wet wipes, my kitchen a camping stove and a bag of various cans (all the labels got r... More About: Home , Reasons 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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