I'm going to HellI'm going to HellList of Top 5s, created from what I see around me every day. some of them will be funny, some of them won't, but I probably don't mean any of it. Articles
Extra Bills I've had to pay recently
2007-02-27 10:56:01 I like the idea of karma, most of the time. I'm not a bad person, I don't do bad things. In fact I like to think of myself as a nice person. I don't go out of my way to be awesome and do really good deeds, but if you dropped your wallet, I'd probably let you know as you were walking off, or I'd try and get it back to you.Which is why I can't understand when a whole bunch of bad stuff ends up on me and the Wench all at once. What heinous murders or other wrongdoings must I have committed in a past life to be this unlucky? Here's my top 5 reasons for feeling done over by karma:1. Late payment charge2. Ground Rent3. Maintenance Fee4. MOT5. Plumber's call out chargeThe late payment charge was kind of our fault, the Wench has changed jobs, so we're a bit low on cash, and she became overdrawn on an account. The MOT is on our car which is only ours as our last one got written off in an accident that wasn't my fault (seriously, it was parked and I was at work in a different city),... More About: Cent , Recent , Extra , Bill , Recently
Questions scientists can't answer
2007-02-27 10:56:01 It's always interesting to find out exactly what we DON'T know. We're always being told things on TV and the Discovery Channel about things we've discovered, but not many people are brave enough to be vocal on everything we don't know about. Scientist s give the impression they know everything, with their giant glasses, shiny white coats and bad hair, looking down on regular people with an air of disdain and smug arrogance.So it's good to find out what we can throw back in their faces as examples of their stupidity. Here's my Top 5 things you can embarrass a smart ass with:1. How does a fertilized egg become a human?2. Why do we sleep?3. Where did life come from?4. How does the brain produce consciousness?5. What is the universe made of?These points are courtesy of Wired, who have a list of quite a few things we don't really know about. It seems bizarre to me that we're apparently so advanced, and yet we don't know how our brains work, or what makes up 96% of space, or even... More About: Question , Questions , Answer , Scientists
Ways to act like a Ninja
2007-02-27 10:56:01 To celebrate Day of the Ninja we are all encouraged to act like a ninja for a day. We can't all actually BE ninjas for a day, as we haven't had a lifetimes worth of training and awesomeness implants, but for one day, we can ACT like ninjas, to make the world a little more deadly.Here are a few things you can try to act like a ninja:1. Make a ninja mask out of a t-shirt2. Make a paper shuriken (Your only acting like a ninja remember)3. Practice blending in with your environment4. Research and find out 'What would a Ninja do?'5. Try not to flip out and kill too many peoplePersonally I'll be wearing my mask and flinging stars all the way home from work, and if I see any police I'll blend into the background. Probably by taking the mask off and walking into a bar, ninjas are smart like that. You can't be too careful running around in a mask these days, I might be mistaken for a terrorist or something, and unlike real ninjas, I can be killed by conventional weapons, and severely i... More About: Like 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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