I'm going to HellI'm going to HellList of Top 5s, created from what I see around me every day. some of them will be funny, some of them won't, but I probably don't mean any of it. Articles
Reasons Britain Is Great
2008-03-20 12:44:00 It seems a little strange to me that a country as small as ours would feel good enough about itself to put 'Great ' in front of it's name. It makes me wonder who we're trying to convince, the rest of the world, or ourselves. I always hear people complaining about living here, but if you think about it a bit, it's actually an awesome place to live!Here's five reasons why this little Britain really is Great:1. We used to have the largest empire in history, spanning a quarter of the world.2. Music3. Free health care on the NHS4. Drinking at 185. Sex at 16Sure we always bang on about what we used to own, but the point is when this country was a little younger we really were an over-achieving bunch. We make up for that now by continually losing to the rest of the world at sports we invented.We still have good music, and an amazing history of music, even inventing Metal (Thanks Ozzy!). But we're also famous for the Beatles, The Who and The Rolling Stones. Not to mention more recent ... More About: Reasons
Films I Watched Too Much As A Teenager
2008-03-10 18:16:00 At boarding school I was the kid with the films. At the time hardly anyone had games consoles, I managed to get a PlayStation a bit late in the game. Quite a few people had N64s which we used to 'borrow' to play 4 player MarioKart or GoldenEye. However my main claim was my TV, then my TV/VCR combo. I used to live in Cyprus, where there was no such thing as copyright and I could get pirated videos of the latest blockbuster by walking to the NAAFI (the UK version of a US PX).One of the weirdest examples I have of this is a young friend asking if I wanted to watch this new film his Dad had bought, it's called 'Jurassic Park' or something. I thought it was pretty good, but the guy on screen who's head was in the way was a little annoying. Afterwards I went home and walked in as the news was reporting how people had queued around the block to watch that very film back in England. I kept buying videos, they were ridiculously cheap, and I had a case of them I would take to school, to... More About: Films , Teenager
Types of Underwear
2008-02-14 11:17:00 Happy Valentines Day! Yeah! Can anyone tell me what St Valentine did? No you can't! Because no one knows. And I don't just mean a general no one, I mean literally no one knows. However I'm pretty sure whatever they were martyred for does not include giving out flowers, cards and chocolate.As I don't really like Valentine's Day I won't be talking much about it. I will however be getting the Wench something, or else I'm in trouble, not that she ever gets in trouble for not getting me anything, but I'm wondering off the point. The topic today will instead be about pants, as we call them, or underwear for the Americans in the audience. My Top 5 types of undergarments are:1. Pants (The traditional tighty whiteys, in case you think I mean trousers)2. Boxers3. Thongs4. Lingerie5. NoneI gave up wearing pants quite a while ago, at some point boxers just became more comfortable, plus they were less embarrassing, like wearing swimming shorts instead of speedos.Thongs are brilliant, and... More About: Underwear , Types
'Mature' Activities
2008-02-08 16:51:00 I recently read this article. In it the female author complains how men aren't growing up like they used to, how they're underachieving. Men should be less adolescent and do more mature activities, instead of playing Halo 3 with your buddies you should be 'packing leisure hours' with the following grown up pursuits:1. Shopping2. Traveling3. Dining with friends4. Getting your hair done5. Having sleepoversOf course these pastimes seem like infinitely more mature activities than 'playing basketball with your buddies, downloading music, playing on your xbox360, then going out to bars and parties', after all it's not like I haven't been doing her list of activities since I was 7 myself. Well except for the sleepovers, but I did use to have house mates. The list she's deriding is pretty much the same as hers, just a male equivalent, none of these activities are 'mature', surely by that she means something like visiting museums and art galleries, reading dusty books and wine tas... More About: Activities , Mature
Problems with the Flying Car
2008-01-17 17:35:00 Have you ever wished for a flying car? I know I have. But just give it a bit of thought, how great would flying cars really be? There would have to be so much associated technology developed along with it to even make it feasible as a mode of transport. Not to mention the fact that you'd have to find a method of propulsion smaller and safer than blades of metal spinning around at head height.Here's five problems with the idea I came up with off the top of my head:1. Fuel expense2. Lack of suitable parking3. Mid-air collisions4. Driving tests would be impossible5. Car trouble could be fatalI think the first problem to overcome is cost. The cost of fuel (nuclear or otherwise), the cost of insurance (crash protection, unscheduled landing cover), the cost of learning to fly, the cost of renting a landing pad, the emotional cost of scraping your daughter up after she slams into a building while applying her makeup. It seems that the flying car is a dream that is destined to never be re... More About: Flying , Problems , Flying Car
Problems with the Flying Car
2008-01-17 17:35:00 Have you ever wished for a flying car? I know I have. But just give it a bit of thought, how great would flying cars really be? There would have to be so much associated technology developed along with it to even make it feasible as a mode of transport. Not to mention the fact that you'd have to find a method of propulsion smaller and safer than blades of metal spinning around at head height.Here's five problems with the idea I came up with off the top of my head:1. Fuel expense2. Lack of suitable parking3. Mid-air collisions4. Driving tests would be impossible5. Car trouble could be fatalI think the first problem to overcome is cost. The cost of fuel (nuclear or otherwise), the cost of insurance (crash protection, unscheduled landing cover), the cost of learning to fly, the cost of renting a landing pad, the emotional cost of scraping your daughter up after she slams into a building while applying her makeup. It seems that the flying car is a dream that is destined to never be re... More About: Flying , Problems , Flying Car
Comebacks
2008-01-14 17:10:00 Everyone needs a little box of comebacks, for those times when people just hurl abuse at you, like at breakfast. At times like that your sanity relies on you being able to whip out an appropriate put down which will silence your assailant. This is especially important when your a kid. I went to a boarding school and bullying was so common it was just a way of life. Everyone was a bully, including me, it just depended how good you were at it.The bullying wasn't as important as your counter, or as we referred to it 'banter'. You had to have a comeback ready, and if you weren't quick enough to come up with one to suit the occasion, you used one of the many standard retorts:1. So's your face.2. I am rubber, you are glue.3. That's what your (girlfriend/Dad/Mum/Sister/Dog) said.4. A 'Your Momma' joke.5. Your Mum's dead.A lot of the time we just insulted each other to say hello, so a good your momma joke was an appropriate response. However if someone really pissed you off you cou...
Comebacks
2008-01-14 17:10:00 Everyone needs a little box of comebacks, for those times when people just hurl abuse at you, like at breakfast. At times like that your sanity relies on you being able to whip out an appropriate put down which will silence your assailant. This is especially important when your a kid. I went to a boarding school and bullying was so common it was just a way of life. Everyone was a bully, including me, it just depended how good you were at it.The bullying wasn't as important as your counter, or as we referred to it 'banter'. You had to have a comeback ready, and if you weren't quick enough to come up with one to suit the occasion, you used one of the many standard retorts:1. So's your face.2. I am rubber, you are glue.3. That's what your (girlfriend/Dad/Mum/Sister/Dog) said.4. A 'Your Momma' joke.5. Your Mum's dead.A lot of the time we just insulted each other to say hello, so a good your momma joke was an appropriate response. However if someone really pissed you off you cou...
Reasons to be Happy
2008-01-10 18:05:00 Happy New Year! I know it's late, as always. I've not had the greatest start to the year, probably better than last year, but still not great. After the God of Hangovers finally decided to move on from the party he and his insane, screeching hyena entourage were having inside my skull on the 2nd of January, I was granted a day of reprieve until I fell ill on the 4th. After a miserable weekend spent on the couch curled up with the Wench and a duvet I got back to work on the Monday.So I've been catching up with stuff since then. Cleaning up, doing work, blah blah, the usual grind. Every so often I need to remind myself of a few things:1. 2007 is over2. I have a new car3. I'm not ill any more4. 2008 can finally get going5. I'm getting married this year!We actually bought our car last year, finally getting rid of one of the things that made 2007 so unbearable. The car cost £600 when we bought it, since then we've spent at least 3 times that on keeping it running. No longer will th... More About: Happy , Reasons
Reasons to be Happy
2008-01-10 18:05:00 Happy New Year! I know it's late, as always. I've not had the greatest start to the year, probably better than last year, but still not great. After the God of Hangovers finally decided to move on from the party he and his insane, screeching hyena entourage were having inside my skull on the 2nd of January, I was granted a day of reprieve until I fell ill on the 4th. After a miserable weekend spent on the couch curled up with the Wench and a duvet I got back to work on the Monday.So I've been catching up with stuff since then. Cleaning up, doing work, blah blah, the usual grind. Every so often I need to remind myself of a few things:1. 2007 is over2. I have a new car3. I'm not ill any more4. 2008 can finally get going5. I'm getting married this year!We actually bought our car last year, finally getting rid of one of the things that made 2007 so unbearable. The car cost £600 when we bought it, since then we've spent at least 3 times that on keeping it running. No longer will th... More About: Happy , Reasons
Ninja Characteristics
2007-12-10 17:27:00 Another year has snuck past me almost unnoticed and Day of the Ninja has once again past. As usual I'm a little slow on the uptake so my post about it is a day few days late. Or I'm so ninja I posted this yesterday on Friday and no one noticed... See it's so good you don't even notice the alterations I've made!Anyway, for those of you wishing to become ninjas, below I've listed the Top 5 characteristics a ninja requires:1. Black clothes2. Silence3. Skills in all types of combat4. Stealth5. Being 'Ninja'I know what your thinking. Silence and stealth? Surely they're the same thing? And that's why you'll never be a ninja. Silence is simply the absence of noise, but stealth is the ability to make yourself invisible. To truly become a part of the wall your clinging to; to strike from the shadows without being seen; to melt into the wind to make your escape.The most important point is to be 'ninja'. This is very hard to explain. There are certain personalities who just can't... More About: Hara
Ninja Characteristics
2007-12-10 17:27:00 Another year has snuck past me almost unnoticed and Day of the Ninja has once again past. As usual I'm a little slow on the uptake so my post about it is a day few days late. Or I'm so ninja I posted this yesterday on Friday and no one noticed... See it's so good you don't even notice the alterations I've made!Anyway, for those of you wishing to become ninjas, below I've listed the Top 5 characteristics a ninja requires:1. Black clothes2. Silence3. Skills in all types of combat4. Stealth5. Being 'Ninja'I know what your thinking. Silence and stealth? Surely they're the same thing? And that's why you'll never be a ninja. Silence is simply the absence of noise, but stealth is the ability to make yourself invisible. To truly become a part of the wall your clinging to; to strike from the shadows without being seen; to melt into the wind to make your escape.The most important point is to be 'ninja'. This is very hard to explain. There are certain personalities who just can't...
Ways To Rape My Childhood
2007-12-05 18:27:00 Nostalgia is a funny thing. While I revel in stuff from my past and relive great experiences there's always the times when you realise just how crap everything used to be. For example there's a lot of computer games I've tried again which are just rubbish, films that are totally unwatchable, food I'd rather use to waterproof my attic than eat again. There's also Thundercats the Movie.Nostalgia is probably a billion dollar pound industry now. The reason for this is the liberties people take with your most treasured childhood memories. Here's a few examples:1. The Wicker Man2. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory3. Rollerball4. The Italian Job5. The Star Wars PrequelsIt's true that I've only listed films, but this is mostly what I come across nowadays. I could just as easily have listed song covers, or remade children's cartoons. However films are probably where you are most likely to see this. Hollywood remakes are shockingly awful. Sure every now and again they'll pull out '... More About: Childhood , Rape
Ways To Rape My Childhood
2007-12-05 18:27:00 Nostalgia is a funny thing. While I revel in stuff from my past and relive great experiences there's always the times when you realise just how crap everything used to be. For example there's a lot of computer games I've tried again which are just rubbish, films that are totally unwatchable, food I'd rather use to waterproof my attic than eat again. There's also Thundercats the Movie.Nostalgia is probably a billion dollar pound industry now. The reason for this is the liberties people take with your most treasured childhood memories. Here's a few examples:1. The Wicker Man2. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory3. Rollerball4. The Italian Job5. The Star Wars PrequelsIt's true that I've only listed films, but this is mostly what I come across nowadays. I could just as easily have listed song covers, or remade children's cartoons. However films are probably where you are most likely to see this. Hollywood remakes are shockingly awful. Sure every now and again they'll pull out '... More About: Childhood , Rape
Chat Up Lines Gone Wrong
2007-11-15 16:23:00 It's been quite a while since I've had to try and pull a girl. I've been with the Wench for so long it seems like forever (Eight years, I didn't forget, it was a joke! Not the face!), so I've not had much use for chat up lines. Of course before I met the Wench I never had to resort to such vulgar tactics, being the suave lady killer that I am.Below are a few of the worst chat up lines I've ever had the misfortune of hearing. And when I say hearing I don't mean they were tried on me, otherwise I may very well have not been single when the Wench came around. Here they are:1. Fat Penguin? (It breaks the ice!)2. If you were snot I'd pick you first.3. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.4. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.5. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?I did in fact lie before. Not about being a debonair casanova, that was all true, but about never using a chat up line. In my extensive exper... More About: Chat , Wrong , Lines
Chat Up Lines Gone Wrong
2007-11-15 16:23:00 It's been quite a while since I've had to try and pull a girl. I've been with the Wench for so long it seems like forever (Eight years, I didn't forget, it was a joke! Not the face!), so I've not had much use for chat up lines. Of course before I met the Wench I never had to resort to such vulgar tactics, being the suave lady killer that I am.Below are a few of the worst chat up lines I've ever had the misfortune of hearing. And when I say hearing I don't mean they were tried on me, otherwise I may very well have not been single when the Wench came around. Here they are:1. Fat Penguin? (It breaks the ice!)2. If you were snot I'd pick you first.3. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.4. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.5. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?I did in fact lie before. Not about being a debonair casanova, that was all true, but about never using a chat up line. In my extensive exper... More About: Chat , Wrong , Lines
Reasons NOT to do NaNoWriMo
2007-11-06 12:52:00 In case no one knows about it yet, I feel the need to point out that it is actually National Novel Writing Month (It should really be International, but whatever). I really should have said this before the month started, so if you wanted to you could join in, but I'm selfish like that, I didn't want you stealing my glory.I've wanted to do this for a few years, so this year, despite not being any more prepared, or with more time than any other year, I took the plunge and signed up at NaNoWriMo.org. Here's five reasons I shouldn't have done this:1. It's 1,666 words a day, the number of the beast!2. I hardly write in my blog.3. I don't have a plot.4. I'm as easily distracted as a chubber* at a buffet.5. I can't actually write.The basic premise is that you spew out 50,000 words in one month. It is an incredibly rough first draft that you can then do whatever you want with. Even if that is storing it away and calling yourself a writer for the rest of your life, which is what I p... More About: Reasons
Reasons NOT to do NaNoWriMo
2007-11-06 12:52:00 In case no one knows about it yet, I feel the need to point out that it is actually National Novel Writing Month (It should really be International, but whatever). I really should have said this before the month started, so if you wanted to you could join in, but I'm selfish like that, I didn't want you stealing my glory.I've wanted to do this for a few years, so this year, despite not being any more prepared, or with more time than any other year, I took the plunge and signed up at NaNoWriMo.org. Here's five reasons I shouldn't have done this:1. It's 1,666 words a day, the number of the beast!2. I hardly write in my blog.3. I don't have a plot.4. I'm as easily distracted as a chubber* at a buffet.5. I can't actually write.The basic premise is that you spew out 50,000 words in one month. It is an incredibly rough first draft that you can then do whatever you want with. Even if that is storing it away and calling yourself a writer for the rest of your life, which is what I p... More About: Reasons , Rats
Slutty Halloween Costumes
2007-10-30 16:36:00 Halloween is rolling around again and as usual it's time for everyone to decide on what they're going to dress up as. For children this is pretty easy, you just ask your parents. They'll probably put some face paint on you and give you some old clothes, so you look like a zombie midget, or a witch with a pituitary disease. Men have it a little more difficult, they actually have to put some effort into their costumes. Especially if you're headed to a party and are on the look out for a helpless damsel your vampire count can prey on, or trying to find a sexy Velma to complete your Scooby Gang.Of course for the ladies it's simply a matter of making a costume designed around 'Slutty [Insert Occupation Here]'. This may sound like I'm complaining, but far from it. Here's a few of the more popular costumes the girls choose:1. Slutty Cop2. Slutty Schoolgirl3. Slutty Pirate4. Slutty Nurse5. Slutty SlutI think I speak for all men when I congratulate women on the effectiveness and ing... More About: Halloween , Costumes , Allo
Slutty Halloween Costumes
2007-10-30 16:36:00 Halloween is rolling around again and as usual it's time for everyone to decide on what they're going to dress up as. For children this is pretty easy, you just ask your parents. They'll probably put some face paint on you and give you some old clothes, so you look like a zombie midget, or a witch with a pituitary disease. Men have it a little more difficult, they actually have to put some effort into their costumes. Especially if you're headed to a party and are on the look out for a helpless damsel your vampire count can prey on, or trying to find a sexy Velma to complete your Scooby Gang.Of course for the ladies it's simply a matter of making a costume designed around 'Slutty [Insert Occupation Here]'. This may sound like I'm complaining, but far from it. Here's a few of the more popular costumes the girls choose:1. Slutty Cop2. Slutty Schoolgirl3. Slutty Pirate4. Slutty Nurse5. Slutty SlutI think I speak for all men when I congratulate women on the effectiveness and ing... More About: Halloween , Costumes , Allo
Most Annoying Celebrity Gossip Magazines
2007-10-26 13:09:00 There's very few thing's I find more frustrating than modern civilization's fascination with 'celebrities'. I don't mind it about people who are actually famous, but who cares about someone whose only claim to fame was that they were on a game show over four years ago. And they didn't even win!The worst thing about this is the magazines I see in newsagents and supermarkets. They obviously sell, otherwise there wouldn't be so many of them. I don't see why people need to know this sort of information about these people, or why there's such a market for this crap. Here's the worst offenders:1. Glamour2. Now3. OK!4. Closer5. HeatI hate these magazines. It's pure shit disguised as journalism. If I want to know about celebrity news I'll just read The Superficial instead. It's not that I care about what is being written, I just think that it's written in a funny way, which actively encourages you not to care. However the thing that makes me ashamed is when a new magazine com... More About: Celebrity , Celebrity Gossip , Magazines , Gossip , Anno
Most Annoying Celebrity Gossip Magazines
2007-10-26 13:09:00 There's very few thing's I find more frustrating than modern civilization's fascination with 'celebrities'. I don't mind it about people who are actually famous, but who cares about someone whose only claim to fame was that they were on a game show over four years ago. And they didn't even win!The worst thing about this is the magazines I see in newsagents and supermarkets. They obviously sell, otherwise there wouldn't be so many of them. I don't see why people need to know this sort of information about these people, or why there's such a market for this crap. Here's the worst offenders:1. Glamour2. Now3. OK!4. Closer5. HeatI hate these magazines. It's pure shit disguised as journalism. If I want to know about celebrity news I'll just read The Superficial instead. It's not that I care about what is being written, I just think that it's written in a funny way, which actively encourages you not to care. However the thing that makes me ashamed is when a new magazine com... More About: Celebrity , Celebrity Gossip , Magazines , Gossip , Annoying
Films I'm Ashamed To Admit I Like
2007-10-12 12:05:00 OK, just to disappoint you I'll clarify that maybe 'ashamed' is too strong a word. I'll admit that I like these films if they come up in conversation. Most of the time I'm met with disbelief, although there was that time I ended up with 6 stitches. To be fair I did call her Mum a whore and curse her family, I wonder how that's working out. I consider these films underrated classics, so I don't mind sticking up for them, especially if the reason the conversation came up is to diss John Woo. No one disses The Woo! Anyway, here's my five films:1. Transformers The Movie (1986) - 42%2. Army of Darkness - 78%3. Hard Target - 32%4. Hulk - 61%5. What Dreams May Come - 56%*Scores courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes*OK, I am kind of ashamed of liking What Dreams May Come, I think I could officially have my balls revoked for admitting it. It's a good film though! It looks awesome and the dude goes to hell to get his wife back. You've got to admit that is impressive. Plus The Wench loves it s... More About: Films , Sham , Shame
Films I'm Ashamed To Admit I Like
2007-10-12 12:05:00 OK, just to disappoint you I'll clarify that maybe 'ashamed' is too strong a word. I'll admit that I like these films if they come up in conversation. Most of the time I'm met with disbelief, although there was that time I ended up with 6 stitches. To be fair I did call her Mum a whore and curse her family, I wonder how that's working out. I consider these films underrated classics, so I don't mind sticking up for them, especially if the reason the conversation came up is to diss John Woo. No one disses The Woo! Anyway, here's my five films:1. Transformers The Movie (1986) - 42%2. Army of Darkness - 78%3. Hard Target - 32%4. Hulk - 61%5. What Dreams May Come - 56%*Scores courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes*OK, I am kind of ashamed of liking What Dreams May Come, I think I could officially have my balls revoked for admitting it. It's a good film though! It looks awesome and the dude goes to hell to get his wife back. You've got to admit that is impressive. Plus The Wench loves it s... More About: Films
Cross Bred Animals
2007-10-02 17:06:00 I noticed in the news the other day that a strange looking Zorse had been bred in Germany. Now I didn't know about Zorses, but isn't that a cool idea? Cross breeding different species is definately something that should be looked into a bit more. We already have Wolphins and Ligers (bred for their skills and magic). Here's a few more to think about:1. Giraffe + Camel = Giramel2. Peacock + Eagle = Peagle3. Fox + Skunk = Funk4. Shark + Salmon = Shalmon5. Chimpanzee + Gonorrhea = Paris HiltonImagine some of these creatures! Limited only by your imagination you could be Dr Moreau, but without Val Kilmer's bad acting. The beautiful Peagle, good looking, but a vicious killer, kind of like me. The animal so cool it inspired a musical movement: The Funk. Or the majestic Shalmon, massive and tasty, leaping up waterfalls and eating bears.Seriously though, genetic experimentation comes at a price. For every Cheetorse (Cheetah-Horse), there is a Slake (Slug-Snake). Not every mutant is usef... More About: Animals
Cross Bred Animals
2007-10-02 17:06:00 I noticed in the news the other day that a strange looking Zorse had been bred in Germany. Now I didn't know about Zorses, but isn't that a cool idea? Cross breeding different species is definately something that should be looked into a bit more. We already have Wolphins and Ligers (bred for their skills and magic). Here's a few more to think about:1. Giraffe + Camel = Giramel2. Peacock + Eagle = Peagle3. Fox + Skunk = Funk4. Shark + Salmon = Shalmon5. Chimpanzee + Gonorrhea = Paris HiltonImagine some of these creatures! Limited only by your imagination you could be Dr Moreau, but without Val Kilmer's bad acting. The beautiful Peagle, good looking, but a vicious killer, kind of like me. The animal so cool it inspired a musical movement: The Funk. Or the majestic Shalmon, massive and tasty, leaping up waterfalls and eating bears.Seriously though, genetic experimentation comes at a price. For every Cheetorse (Cheetah-Horse), there is a Slake (Slug-Snake). Not every mutant is usef... More About: Animals
RPG Weapon Names
2007-09-20 12:52:00 If you've ever played an RPG you must have noticed the ridiculous names given to pretty much every weapon. A sword can't just be a sword, it must be a Blinding Sword of Justice, or an Ice Sword of Supreme Uberness. My favourite was a Grand Club of the Badger. It adds to the illusion of the world your playing in, but sometimes it's just stupid.Here's a few weapon names I'd like to see:1. The Darth Maul of Untimely Demise2. The MC Hammer of Badness3. The Millennium Falchion of Awesome4. R Kelly's Statutory Rapier5. The Britney Spear of DisappointmentI've had some serious writer's block over the last few weeks. I was on holiday for two weeks, but it's been a whole month since I've posted, to the day. On top of which I actually missed Talk Like A Pirate Day yesterday, now that was disappointing. Once again I have to say that I'm gonna get back to posting. They may not be good, or long, or regular, but there should at least be more of them. More About: Weapon , Names
RPG Weapon Names
2007-09-20 12:52:00 If you've ever played an RPG you must have noticed the ridiculous names given to pretty much every weapon. A sword can't just be a sword, it must be a Blinding Sword of Justice, or an Ice Sword of Supreme Uberness. My favourite was a Grand Club of the Badger. It adds to the illusion of the world your playing in, but sometimes it's just stupid.Here's a few weapon names I'd like to see:1. The Darth Maul of Untimely Demise2. The MC Hammer of Badness3. The Millennium Falchion of Awesome4. R Kelly's Statutory Rapier5. The Britney Spear of DisappointmentI've had some serious writer's block over the last few weeks. I was on holiday for two weeks, but it's been a whole month since I've posted, to the day. On top of which I actually missed Talk Like A Pirate Day yesterday, now that was disappointing. Once again I have to say that I'm gonna get back to posting. They may not be good, or long, or regular, but there should at least be more of them. More About: Weapon , Names
Zombie Related Media I've Seen
2007-08-20 17:47:00 A lot of people like Zombie s. I was going to say everyone, but I don't think that reanimated rotting corpses are everyone's cup of tea. I think the reason I like the Zombie genre is because it kind of crosses over into the post-apocalyptic genre as well, and I love all that Mad Max type stuff.I loved all the George Romero films, Night of the Living Dead (He's coming to get you Barbara!), and even his latest Land of the Dead, which a lot of people slated. I especially like the Resident Evil games, battling through destroyed towns and Zombie infestations, always good to play on a dark night. Other than that I've also recently:1. Read World War Z2. Watched 'Dawn of the Dead' (The new one)3. Read 'The Walking Dead' Comic4. Got excited about 'Left 4 Dead'5. Love 'Shaun of the Dead'I like seeing or reading about things which may happen in a zombie invasion, but out of the ordinary. You can get a basic overview from George Romero's films, get somewhere easy to defend, with sto... More About: Media , Related
Zombie Related Media I've Seen
More articles from this author:2007-08-20 17:47:00 A lot of people like Zombie s. I was going to say everyone, but I don't think that reanimated rotting corpses are everyone's cup of tea. I think the reason I like the Zombie genre is because it kind of crosses over into the post-apocalyptic genre as well, and I love all that Mad Max type stuff.I loved all the George Romero films, Night of the Living Dead (He's coming to get you Barbara!), and even his latest Land of the Dead, which a lot of people slated. I especially like the Resident Evil games, battling through destroyed towns and Zombie infestations, always good to play on a dark night. Other than that I've also recently:1. Read World War Z2. Watched 'Dawn of the Dead' (The new one)3. Read 'The Walking Dead' Comic4. Got excited about 'Left 4 Dead'5. Love 'Shaun of the Dead'I like seeing or reading about things which may happen in a zombie invasion, but out of the ordinary. You can get a basic overview from George Romero's films, get somewhere easy to defend, with sto... More About: Media , Related 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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