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More Indian Song and Dance Nonsense
2007-11-02 00:16:00 Absolutely Hilarious Indian Music Video - Watch more free videos We should probably just convert simianfever to an Indian Music Video archive. Two things about this video… 1. The translated english lyrics are hilarious. 2. Is this the Indian Hippie Freakout guy cleaned up a bit? More About: Dance , Song , Nonsense , Papaya
The Future stops here.
2007-10-24 21:13:00 This is just a post to finally knock that damn “futuriztic” Heineken video off the page. Don’t get me wrong it’s good or was, but it kept auto starting on me while I was trying to view other nonsense posted here and I almost killed my computer several times in frustration. RIP Future Berto & ... More About: The Future , Stops
Iron Egg Skill
2007-10-19 06:55:00 It’s a mysterious skill of soft techniques… More About: Skill , Iron
Not as bad as I thought it would be.
2007-10-07 23:07:00 Which is not to say I would ever buy it again. Basically, curiosity got the best of me. Miller “Chill” tastes like a Corona after its been fucked with, which in my book makes it better than a Corona because you don’t have to add shit to it to make it palatable and less urine-like. ... More About: Thought
Travis Henry might be your Father?
2007-10-06 20:47:00 Not sure if it making it to the last paragraph of this article was the best or worst thing I did this morning. My intention wasn’t to find this gem. All I really wanted to know was what substance Denver Broncos RB Travis Henry tested positive for that would force the possibility of ... More About: Father , Ravi , Our Father
Bad Brains at Slim?s SF!!!
2007-09-26 10:41:00 Its nice going into a show where you know the music so well, but you do not know what to expect from the show itself. Exhibit A, the Bad Brains came through San Francisco?s Slim?s for two sold out performances and provided the Bay Area with a taste of east coast hardcore nostalgia. ... More About: Blogroll , White , Black , Yellow , Old School
Halo 3 live action commercial
2007-09-24 00:22:00 This is a little teaser taste for when the movie version of Halo comes out. More About: Commercial , Action , Live Action , Live
Ben Bridwell sounds confused.
2007-09-14 18:25:00 So, to catch people up, Ben Bridwell is the singer/guitarist from Band of Horses. A few months back, a YouTube video of the song “The Funeral” being performed live surfaced, showing ol’ Ben flipping the bird to the girl filming. He says “I see you filming” and looks legitimately pissed. The girl posted some seething ... More About: Sounds , Well
Berto and Friends Psyched about the Future!!!
2007-09-12 01:05:00 Innovative, Bert, Mos, Conan, 4 Eyed Asian expressing love for the new Portable Draught Keg, Heineken, Heineken, Heineken. More About: Friends , Future , The Future
This just in.
2007-09-11 02:50:00 Somebody at Liam’s work told him Gatorade “causes anal erections.” More details as they become available.
NFL Haikus: 8 of 8
2007-09-10 02:36:00 NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers San Francisco Treat Frank gave anal Gore Alex Smith keeps it fruity Nolan is no Walsh Arizona Cardinals The Heat Knocked up by Leinart Manwhore QB with a kid James will be o?pair St. Louis Rams Miss the good ol? days Greatest show on Turf Old and withered and not true Where are Tears from Dick? Seattle Seahawks Wet n Wild Married to the View It rains, but ...
NFL Haikus: 7 of 8
2007-09-09 22:32:00 AFC EAST New England Patriots New England Pizzazz Living off the tuck Randy Moss will deplete team Tom loves da bitches NY Jets NY Mobsters Oh J-E-T-S Mangini and Sopranos Unarmed Pennington Miami Dolphins Caught in a net Tuna Anyone? It goes well with good ol? weed Ask Ricky Williams Buffalo Bills Its Cold, and that?s about it Nothing but Norwood Can Marsaun Lynch kill the curse Or Losman rides a hearst
NFL Haikus: 6 of 8
2007-09-09 22:13:00 NFC NORTH Green Bay Packers The Wisconsin Way Retired Cheese Please For God?s Sake, Double bag Brett And pack the fudge good Chicago Bears One to Ruin them All Oh fucking Grossman Not Oedipus, or T Who name?s their kid Rex? Minnesota Vikings Building Bridges No Daunte, No Moss Still wearing purple each loss Minnesota is Detroit Lions I got an idea! Lets draft a Wide Out But we did that already Fuck, I?m ...
Simianfever?s Annual Pigskin Pick?em
2007-09-04 17:15:00 CLICK HERE TO PLAY! $33.04 JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More About: Pick , Annual
Today on Oprah: CLEAN YOUR HO!
2007-09-04 08:33:00 Nothing worse than a dirty stankin ho, and Oprah knows that. More About: Today , Clean
Hey! look at me type of post?
2007-09-01 01:11:00 I’m so bad, I review restaurants on Yelp. But I’m not yet a Yelptard, as defined by me: An individual who contributes so many reviews to Yelp.com that it is nearly impossible that the person ever left the computer in the first place, let alone try the place that is reviewed. Billy just wrapped up ... More About: Post , Type
NFL HAIKUS: 5 of 8
2007-08-30 06:05:00 AFC SOUTH Jacksonville Jaguars How bout you come over and mow my yawn, hmm, hmm, hmm? Leftwhich with Mayo Seriously boring team Nothing to say here Houston Texans The Moon at Night, Not so Big, Not so Bright Expansion Blunder Reggie Bush was a good pick Say What?! Fucking A. Tennessee Titans Glock-O-Poppin Pacman Bitch, I?ll make it rain Bitch, that ain?t your money, ho My Glock Goes Pop ...
NFL HAIKUS: 4 of 8
2007-08-30 06:03:00 NFC SOUTH New Orleans Saints NOLA?s Jazz Chocolate Football Burning Bush Nola?s savior Wind of Change is Brees Carolina Panthers Na Na Na Na 3rd down to the booth And Guh bye Keshaun Johnson Hell no Hall of Fame Tampa Bay Buccaneers Chuck Bo Buck Garcia flames on Only one type of pirate Is a butt pirate Atlanta Falcons Dog Bite! Soil Under Armour Vick?s Electrotherapy Must protect this house
Intarweb Lap, 8/20/07.
2007-08-20 21:26:00 Mmmmmmmmm! Infected corn! Read more here. Lamb in New Zealand is born with 7 legs. Sousaphone Hero! The logo on this thing seals the deal. I’ve been saying all along that Barry Bonds’ cyborg elbow armor probably does as much for him as sterroids. This guy agrees with me. Some lady in Moscow houses 130 cats. Light-Hearted Moments with Dikembe Motumbo. You’re overdue. Check out the hood of Darius Miles’ car. Alien or Sharpie? New Detroit Tigers callup Cameron Maybin has some cuh-razy splashin’ at his website. Wow. And in more Tigers news, I wonder how long ESPN will continue to allow Curtis Granderson to blog: “I want to thank Chris Montpetit and Kevin Hooshangi, owners of Village Pourhouse in New York, for taking care of my friends and me this past weekend. The Pourhouse just celebrated its one-year anniversary and is a great bar for college students and people who may have attended college 10-20 years ago. It’s good for drinks, fo...
Monkeys & Apes in the News 8/16/07
2007-08-16 14:26:00 escape artist monkey to be triple locked up outrage? when the result is a picture this good? male monkeys pay to oogle female monkey behinds! archive of all monkey references from The Simpsons Helping Hands - a group that trains monkeys for the disabled. Watch the tempting video. We need to plan my disabling. Car hit? Empty pool dive? ... More About: News , Apes , In the News , The News , Monkeys
NFL HAIKUS: 3 of 8
2007-08-15 09:28:00 AFC North Pittsburgh Steelers Terrible Towels Ben Hines Ward over While Bill Cowhers in corner Towels will clean mess Baltimore Ravens Shit, forgot about them Double Murder Ray! McGahee with a new knee Black tights are not right Bengals Nothing about Chad Johnson Here, just the Bungles Ten Criminals play Low jacks keep dem fools in check But they still fuck up Cleveland Browns Poop, forever Like Cleveland Steamers Quinn is ...
NFL HAIKUS: 2 of 8
2007-08-15 08:43:00 NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles Typical Mcnabb starts healthy The QB takes a big hit McNabb is injured NY Giants Hearts Elsewhere Strahan needs braces Tikki Loves Katie Couric Eli is a bust One for G-Shock Jeremy Shockey Redneck with a big mouthpiece Hands of amputee Dallas Cowboys Jonestown Massacre Tuna not in pond TO suicide watching Oh No! Romo chokes Washington Redskins Team Scientology Joe Gibbs loves Nascar Redskins is racist, who cares? Tom Cruz loves Schneider
Not be Nursery
2007-08-14 08:59:00 A journey into the literature of SPAM, illustration by Adam Marr. hands clasped over their gravestones, ready to call the congregation shadow of a ghostly tree before his door. One looked to behold spring-cleaning time, except when he forgets, Peter comes for Margaret were placed along the course, here and there. There was no ... More About: Blogroll , Nursery
NFL HAIKUS: 1 of 8
2007-08-09 10:18:00 AFC WEST Oakland Raiders Can it be worse? The Black Hole submerged Dante brings the inferno Sign Russell dammit Denver Broncos Run No Throw Running backs galore QB Elway is no more Cutler is knife set Kansas City Chiefs Run No Throw Part 2 HBO Wire Tap Larry Johnson?s summer off Feed Herm Arrowhead San Diego Chargers Have Mercy On Us Basketball size scores LT will destroy ...
Funtown Auto!
2007-07-23 04:22:00 Keep an eye for the Bertoesque dancing. Cars and the sequel. Cars 2: “All Out Cars” Get out yer fucking checkbook! More About: Blogroll , Auto
Hail Satan? HAIL SATAN!!!
2007-07-15 15:56:00 If for whatever reason a priest, deacon, bishop, cardinal, pope or whomever presides over my funeral…. I WANT THIS… …even if you have to pretend I was devoutly religious… and a Longhorns fan. Video from the ‘Worshiping of our Dark Lord’ portion of Larry Lady Bird Johnson’s funeral here. More About: Satan
Marketing full of heady goodness.
2007-07-09 17:06:00 Some marketing people, trying to build Buzz for the new Simpsons movie, have turned a dozen 7-Elevens into real-life Kwik-E-Marts. Awesome stuff. Story and pictures for those who haven’t seen. More About: Marketing , Full , Goodness
Nuclear Adam?s Birthday Wish from Bono
More articles from this author:2007-07-04 13:23:00 Happy Birthday Adam . A simianfever classic… Loading... More About: Nuclear , Bono , Birthday Wish 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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