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Dinner with the Mannings, A Brokeback Finale.
2008-01-15 07:54:00 Archie: Alright boys, lets say grace. Dear Dark Underlord, we sit here in a trivial state, wondering why we can only have one son play in championship game per year. My dark magic and voodoo work against that pansy pop star Tony Romo was successful, and i believe it warranted a victory for ... More About: Dinner , Finale
A Great Hockey Fight
2008-01-14 06:52:00 The best part comes just past the 4 minute mark. More About: Hockey , Great , Fight
Conan and Rob have something in common.
2008-01-11 20:55:00 This is probably what Rob would do if you ever played Rock Band around him. More About: Common , Conan
I?m Finicky
2008-01-10 19:40:00 I’m finicky. I have this produce shit delivered fresh every day to our restaurants. I also have fresh meat and poultry delivered daily, got that. And fresh French Bakery rolls, every morning. Buns, wordemup. I use my own recipes to create my delicious food from scratch. Chicken tits and nuggets are hand-cut and breaded. O-rings are hand cut and made ...
Brokeback Love Triangle, Part II
2008-01-10 07:29:00 Jessica Simpson: Thanks for going to Cabos Santa Lucas with me Tony, I had fun. Tony Romo : Awe, you know it baby. JS: No Tony, it really meant a lot. I know you have the playoffs and all, and you’re playing the NY Yankees, and that’s as important as cultivating chicken from the sea without ... More About: Jessica Simpson , Love , Part , Giants
Year in Review, Music.
2007-12-21 15:52:00 Best of 2007: 5. LCD Soundsystem | Sound of Silver Anybody that knows me has heard my review of this record already. It?s great, but the songs are too damn long. Particularly given James Murphy?s penchant for being sorta lyrically redundant in the first place. Had they woven together everything into 35 minutes, this record ... More About: Music , Review , Year , Year in Review
A New Brokeback Love Triangle
2007-12-21 02:24:00 Jessica Simpson: “Like OMG, Tony, did you here what Terrell said about me?” Romo: “No baby, what did T.O. do now?” Simpson: “He said that no one on the team likes me, & that you sucked because of me, & people in Texas hate me, and that I’m even worse than that bitch you used to bang, ... More About: Love , Triangle
A special holiday message.
2007-12-14 14:28:00 Happy holidays from Simianfever.com! Correspondent Dan T. from Boston (ZORROZORZ) relates a heart-warming tale of good cheer and yuletide smiles — just in time for Christmas. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent (i.e., Dan doesn’t really have a friend named Hector). Download the missive here (.pdf). More About: Holiday , Message , Special , Mess
Blenderz Crucial Sports.
2007-12-11 05:00:00 Blenderz Crucial Sportz on FunnyOrDie.com More About: Sports
The Mitchell 11 Ballot is here! VOTE NOW!!!
2007-11-09 09:40:00 The news that the Mitchell report will be publishing the names of 11 players it sought out has shaken the baseball world. GM’s all over the league are dipping their pens in ink, excited with the prospect of potential superstar free agents dollar demands plumetting faster than the Chicago goat population in October. ... More About: Vote , Ballot , Allo
Christopher Walken sighting?!?!?
2007-11-07 06:07:00 Instead of watching the Colts v. Patriots, I decided to head to the Coliseum and support my team, the Oakland Raiders, and watch them lose to the Texans. Little did I know I would have a Sasquatchesque sighting of Vincenzo Coccotti, aka Christopher Walken . I mean, I’m not sure, it probably isn’t, but ... More About: Black
More Indian Song and Dance Nonsense
2007-11-02 00:16:00 Absolutely Hilarious Indian Music Video - Watch more free videos We should probably just convert simianfever to an Indian Music Video archive. Two things about this video… 1. The translated english lyrics are hilarious. 2. Is this the Indian Hippie Freakout guy cleaned up a bit? More About: Dance , Song , Nonsense , Papaya
The Future stops here.
2007-10-24 21:13:00 This is just a post to finally knock that damn “futuriztic” Heineken video off the page. Don’t get me wrong it’s good or was, but it kept auto starting on me while I was trying to view other nonsense posted here and I almost killed my computer several times in frustration. RIP Future Berto & ... More About: The Future , Stops
Iron Egg Skill
2007-10-19 06:55:00 It’s a mysterious skill of soft techniques… More About: Skill , Iron
Not as bad as I thought it would be.
2007-10-07 23:07:00 Which is not to say I would ever buy it again. Basically, curiosity got the best of me. Miller “Chill” tastes like a Corona after its been fucked with, which in my book makes it better than a Corona because you don’t have to add shit to it to make it palatable and less urine-like. ... More About: Thought
Travis Henry might be your Father?
2007-10-06 20:47:00 Not sure if it making it to the last paragraph of this article was the best or worst thing I did this morning. My intention wasn’t to find this gem. All I really wanted to know was what substance Denver Broncos RB Travis Henry tested positive for that would force the possibility of ... More About: Father , Ravi , Our Father
Bad Brains at Slim?s SF!!!
2007-09-26 10:41:00 Its nice going into a show where you know the music so well, but you do not know what to expect from the show itself. Exhibit A, the Bad Brains came through San Francisco?s Slim?s for two sold out performances and provided the Bay Area with a taste of east coast hardcore nostalgia. ... More About: Blogroll , White , Black , Yellow , Old School
Halo 3 live action commercial
2007-09-24 00:22:00 This is a little teaser taste for when the movie version of Halo comes out. More About: Commercial , Action , Live Action , Live
Ben Bridwell sounds confused.
2007-09-14 18:25:00 So, to catch people up, Ben Bridwell is the singer/guitarist from Band of Horses. A few months back, a YouTube video of the song “The Funeral” being performed live surfaced, showing ol’ Ben flipping the bird to the girl filming. He says “I see you filming” and looks legitimately pissed. The girl posted some seething ... More About: Sounds , Well
Berto and Friends Psyched about the Future!!!
2007-09-12 01:05:00 Innovative, Bert, Mos, Conan, 4 Eyed Asian expressing love for the new Portable Draught Keg, Heineken, Heineken, Heineken. More About: Friends , Future , The Future
This just in.
2007-09-11 02:50:00 Somebody at Liam’s work told him Gatorade “causes anal erections.” More details as they become available.
NFL Haikus: 8 of 8
2007-09-10 02:36:00 NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers San Francisco Treat Frank gave anal Gore Alex Smith keeps it fruity Nolan is no Walsh Arizona Cardinals The Heat Knocked up by Leinart Manwhore QB with a kid James will be o?pair St. Louis Rams Miss the good ol? days Greatest show on Turf Old and withered and not true Where are Tears from Dick? Seattle Seahawks Wet n Wild Married to the View It rains, but ...
NFL Haikus: 7 of 8
2007-09-09 22:32:00 AFC EAST New England Patriots New England Pizzazz Living off the tuck Randy Moss will deplete team Tom loves da bitches NY Jets NY Mobsters Oh J-E-T-S Mangini and Sopranos Unarmed Pennington Miami Dolphins Caught in a net Tuna Anyone? It goes well with good ol? weed Ask Ricky Williams Buffalo Bills Its Cold, and that?s about it Nothing but Norwood Can Marsaun Lynch kill the curse Or Losman rides a hearst
NFL Haikus: 6 of 8
2007-09-09 22:13:00 NFC NORTH Green Bay Packers The Wisconsin Way Retired Cheese Please For God?s Sake, Double bag Brett And pack the fudge good Chicago Bears One to Ruin them All Oh fucking Grossman Not Oedipus, or T Who name?s their kid Rex? Minnesota Vikings Building Bridges No Daunte, No Moss Still wearing purple each loss Minnesota is Detroit Lions I got an idea! Lets draft a Wide Out But we did that already Fuck, I?m ...
Simianfever?s Annual Pigskin Pick?em
2007-09-04 17:15:00 CLICK HERE TO PLAY! $33.04 JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More About: Pick , Annual
Today on Oprah: CLEAN YOUR HO!
2007-09-04 08:33:00 Nothing worse than a dirty stankin ho, and Oprah knows that. More About: Today , Clean
Hey! look at me type of post?
2007-09-01 01:11:00 I’m so bad, I review restaurants on Yelp. But I’m not yet a Yelptard, as defined by me: An individual who contributes so many reviews to Yelp.com that it is nearly impossible that the person ever left the computer in the first place, let alone try the place that is reviewed. Billy just wrapped up ... More About: Post , Type
NFL HAIKUS: 5 of 8
2007-08-30 06:05:00 AFC SOUTH Jacksonville Jaguars How bout you come over and mow my yawn, hmm, hmm, hmm? Leftwhich with Mayo Seriously boring team Nothing to say here Houston Texans The Moon at Night, Not so Big, Not so Bright Expansion Blunder Reggie Bush was a good pick Say What?! Fucking A. Tennessee Titans Glock-O-Poppin Pacman Bitch, I?ll make it rain Bitch, that ain?t your money, ho My Glock Goes Pop ...
NFL HAIKUS: 4 of 8
More articles from this author:2007-08-30 06:03:00 NFC SOUTH New Orleans Saints NOLA?s Jazz Chocolate Football Burning Bush Nola?s savior Wind of Change is Brees Carolina Panthers Na Na Na Na 3rd down to the booth And Guh bye Keshaun Johnson Hell no Hall of Fame Tampa Bay Buccaneers Chuck Bo Buck Garcia flames on Only one type of pirate Is a butt pirate Atlanta Falcons Dog Bite! Soil Under Armour Vick?s Electrotherapy Must protect this house 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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