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Intarweb Lap, 8/20/07.
2007-08-20 21:26:00 Mmmmmmmmm! Infected corn! Read more here. Lamb in New Zealand is born with 7 legs. Sousaphone Hero! The logo on this thing seals the deal. I’ve been saying all along that Barry Bonds’ cyborg elbow armor probably does as much for him as sterroids. This guy agrees with me. Some lady in Moscow houses 130 cats. Light-Hearted Moments with Dikembe Motumbo. You’re overdue. Check out the hood of Darius Miles’ car. Alien or Sharpie? New Detroit Tigers callup Cameron Maybin has some cuh-razy splashin’ at his website. Wow. And in more Tigers news, I wonder how long ESPN will continue to allow Curtis Granderson to blog: “I want to thank Chris Montpetit and Kevin Hooshangi, owners of Village Pourhouse in New York, for taking care of my friends and me this past weekend. The Pourhouse just celebrated its one-year anniversary and is a great bar for college students and people who may have attended college 10-20 years ago. It’s good for drinks, fo...
Monkeys & Apes in the News 8/16/07
2007-08-16 14:26:00 escape artist monkey to be triple locked up outrage? when the result is a picture this good? male monkeys pay to oogle female monkey behinds! archive of all monkey references from The Simpsons Helping Hands - a group that trains monkeys for the disabled. Watch the tempting video. We need to plan my disabling. Car hit? Empty pool dive? ... More About: News , Apes , In the News , The News , Monkeys
NFL HAIKUS: 3 of 8
2007-08-15 09:28:00 AFC North Pittsburgh Steelers Terrible Towels Ben Hines Ward over While Bill Cowhers in corner Towels will clean mess Baltimore Ravens Shit, forgot about them Double Murder Ray! McGahee with a new knee Black tights are not right Bengals Nothing about Chad Johnson Here, just the Bungles Ten Criminals play Low jacks keep dem fools in check But they still fuck up Cleveland Browns Poop, forever Like Cleveland Steamers Quinn is ...
NFL HAIKUS: 2 of 8
2007-08-15 08:43:00 NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles Typical Mcnabb starts healthy The QB takes a big hit McNabb is injured NY Giants Hearts Elsewhere Strahan needs braces Tikki Loves Katie Couric Eli is a bust One for G-Shock Jeremy Shockey Redneck with a big mouthpiece Hands of amputee Dallas Cowboys Jonestown Massacre Tuna not in pond TO suicide watching Oh No! Romo chokes Washington Redskins Team Scientology Joe Gibbs loves Nascar Redskins is racist, who cares? Tom Cruz loves Schneider
Not be Nursery
2007-08-14 08:59:00 A journey into the literature of SPAM, illustration by Adam Marr. hands clasped over their gravestones, ready to call the congregation shadow of a ghostly tree before his door. One looked to behold spring-cleaning time, except when he forgets, Peter comes for Margaret were placed along the course, here and there. There was no ... More About: Blogroll , Nursery
NFL HAIKUS: 1 of 8
2007-08-09 10:18:00 AFC WEST Oakland Raiders Can it be worse? The Black Hole submerged Dante brings the inferno Sign Russell dammit Denver Broncos Run No Throw Running backs galore QB Elway is no more Cutler is knife set Kansas City Chiefs Run No Throw Part 2 HBO Wire Tap Larry Johnson?s summer off Feed Herm Arrowhead San Diego Chargers Have Mercy On Us Basketball size scores LT will destroy ...
Funtown Auto!
2007-07-23 04:22:00 Keep an eye for the Bertoesque dancing. Cars and the sequel. Cars 2: “All Out Cars” Get out yer fucking checkbook! More About: Blogroll , Auto
Hail Satan? HAIL SATAN!!!
2007-07-15 15:56:00 If for whatever reason a priest, deacon, bishop, cardinal, pope or whomever presides over my funeral…. I WANT THIS… …even if you have to pretend I was devoutly religious… and a Longhorns fan. Video from the ‘Worshiping of our Dark Lord’ portion of Larry Lady Bird Johnson’s funeral here. More About: Satan
Marketing full of heady goodness.
2007-07-09 17:06:00 Some marketing people, trying to build Buzz for the new Simpsons movie, have turned a dozen 7-Elevens into real-life Kwik-E-Marts. Awesome stuff. Story and pictures for those who haven’t seen. More About: Marketing , Full , Goodness
Nuclear Adam?s Birthday Wish from Bono
2007-07-04 13:23:00 Happy Birthday Adam . A simianfever classic… Loading... More About: Nuclear , Bono , Birthday Wish
New Music: Interpol & Bad Brains
2007-07-01 23:01:00 This is sort of an unnecessary review. You are either in the “like them” or “don’t like them” camp with this band and they didn’t do anything from Turn On the Bright Lights to Antics to sway anybody from one camp to the next. And thus it continues on Our Love to Admire. Sounds like Interpol . If anything the songs are a tad bit slower with the exception of the already released single “The Heinrich Maneuver”. Standout song for me is “Wrecking Ball”. Weird tacked on trying to do something different song is album ender “Lighthouse.” Though not different enough to suggest actual change. 7 out of 10. Straight out of left field. Didn’t even know they were recording. Music ally this is reminiscent of Quickness more than any other album. Unfortunately while a lot of people love that album, I do not. I prefer the raw punk/hardcore Roir Sessions sound to the tight groove metal they retread here. There is some geeee-t... More About: Bad Brains , Brains
one of these things is not like the others
2007-06-11 04:26:00 I have so many questions… More About: Things , Like , Thing , The Other , These
The real question is?
2007-05-30 17:40:00 … does he make noises when he gets dressed? I also (unsuccessfully) tried to picture him with his arms tucked in, and legs bent straight backward at his torso, parallel to and on the ground. More About: Question , Real
Who Needs Sausage for their Holiday Cookout?
2007-05-26 18:06:00 Monster Pig Unfortunately the sausage is all gone, but the kid who shot this thing (with a handgun) got a congrats from a not dead Lynyrd Skynyrd member for whatever thats worth. More About: Holiday , Sausage , Usage , Sage , Ausa
Monkeys & Apes in the News 5/24/07
2007-05-24 17:23:00 mad monkey injures 35 on month long rampage! escaped zoo gorilla injures four. “He bit her, or I think he bit her, because when he stood up his mouth was covered in blood” YES! bubonic plague kills monkey at denver zoo. no doubt a test subject from the dastardly primates plans to eradicate the human race with ... More About: News , Apes , In the News , The News , Keys
Intarweb Lap, 5/14/07.
2007-05-14 23:20:00 Meet Lurch, the disabled cow. Play The People’s Mario. Violence at Cappy’s! I just picture myself sitting there kinda stoned and uncomfortable, watching it all in slo-mo. Stay away from them Chinese chickens. So this dude, who also happens to be a contestant on the upcoming CBS reality show Pirate Master, is interviewing at ...
tha difference ?tween loud n? soft
2007-05-10 02:43:00 As if my youtube obsession couldn’t get any worse…enter Roosevelt Franklin. More About: Soft , Loud , Difference , Ferenc , Ween
Intarweb Lap, 5/7/07.
2007-05-07 18:48:00 Oh shit, there’s a horse in the ATM machine. As Colin pointed out, Phillies’ manager Charlie Manuel was committed to Tom Gordon at closer, until Brett Myers “becomes better, or whatever.” 10 out of 10 geeks agree, Office Space is funny. Apparently Deerhunter gets their GG on. Reports from the Dismemberment Plan’s D.C. reunion ...
Some Netflix Whining? ?Waaaaahhh!!!?
2007-05-02 15:37:00 I don’t like when my Netflix discs arrive looking like this. Actually, while I have had large scratches and small cracks rendering my movie of choice unplayable upon arrival in the past I’ve never had a clean break like this until now. Usually reserved for Ryan’s (daily) emails, I bring some Netflix hate to the page. ... More About: Some
The Sea Ape
2007-04-25 16:32:00 So its been awhile since I’ve read a work of fiction. Sure the occasional old Poe or Blackwood horror story has seeped into my reading cannon, but I haven’t tackled a full fiction novel in sometime. If you don’t know why then you have some catching up to do here. Somewhat burnt out from the ...
Miller High Life directed by Errol Morris
2007-04-25 16:03:00 Arguably some of the best beer commercials in recent years are the Miller High Life ones directed by documentary filmmaker Errol Morris (The Thin Blue Line, A Brief History of Time, The Fog of War). Above is one of my favorites as it features a solid exterior shot of Twin Donuts from the old ... More About: Miller High Life
Intarweb Lap, 4/24/07.
2007-04-24 22:38:00 I’m hot ’cause I’m fly. You ain’t ’cause you not. At least that’s what the diagram says. Headline-only Onion article says it all about A-Rod. In case anyone missed it, Jerry Remy’s analysis of the pizza-throwing fan incident at Fenway Park is, as usual, more or less perfect. What I wouldn’t give to replace ...
Elvis, What Happened?
2007-04-24 08:20:00 Elvis, What Happened? On August 1st, 1977, fifteen days prior to the unfortunate, inevitably untimely death of Elvis Presley, author Steve Dunleavy with the help of three former Elvis companions told the not so shocking but bizarre story of a man on a downward spiral, literally, like a toilet flushing in a tell all book ... More About: Elvis , Pene
Monkeys & Apes in the News 4/19/07
2007-04-19 21:37:00 All due praise to the Lawgiver this month as monkeys and apes continue to make strides towards our eventual and inevitable dominance. Some small steps for sure, but how far off can it actually be? I for one will welcome my new bamboo cage home on the outskirts of Ape City. But how will you ... More About: News , Apes , In the News , The News , Keys
This Blue Holiday - Landscape of Exhaustion
2007-04-13 20:39:00 Good band, good music, good video, good people. Check it. tbh on myspace. More About: Holiday , Landscape , Blue , This , Land
Touchy subjects.
2007-04-13 16:56:00 The giant mess surrounding Don Imus’ now infamous comments has had me thinking quite a bit. I’d like to express some of my thoughts here, in a fairly disorganized manner. It’s my hope that all of these comments, opinions and ideas are read within the following context: a white author, raised to disapprove of discrimination ... More About: Touch , Ouch , Subject
Quote of the Day, 4/11/07.
More articles from this author:2007-04-11 17:17:00 Dude, I am so sick of the Sox mania in this town. I love the team, grew up watching them, but it’s a bit fucking silly. You pay top dollar to sit in a shitty seat, facing the wrong way, while some ho in a pink Red Sox hat talks on her cell phone the ... More About: Quote Of The Day , Quote , The D 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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