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Simianfever?s First Annual Oscar Pickem?
2007-03-03 16:05:08
Get your Melissa Rivers ON!!! As a tune up for March Madness and a way for me to channel midday boredom, I’ve created a group on the MSNBC hosted Oscar Pick em’ Page. The site where the competition is held is HERE Join the Group, establish yourself on msn, and create an entry. Group Name: Simianfever Password: monkeys
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Dunkin? Donuts Maple Cheddar
2007-03-03 16:05:08
By now most fast food breakfast eating folks have tried McDonald’s McGriddle and been pleasantly surprised. Its good. The Dunk in’ Donuts “New England” Maple Cheddar? Not so hot. I’ve always found D&D breakfast sandwiches to be subpar and somewhat devoid of flavor and the new offering is no exception. The croissant is solid. The cheddar is cheddar. The microwaved egg pattie is typical. Its with the “maple” sausage that D&D falls short. I would not never refer to this ill meat circle as a maple “flavored” sausage. I will however refer to it as a sausage pattie that an employee who had syrupy pancakes for breakfast coughed on. Repeatedly. The kind of cough where food particles fly out of the back of the throat inadvertently, covering the sausage pattie in a subtle but nasty, old and chewed pre-enjoyed maple flavor. Just get the coffee.
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Pitchers and Catchers and More.
2007-03-03 16:05:08
Ahhh.. its almost Spring. Or at least seems that way as pitchers and catchers report this week. This means the 2007 season of the Simianfever sport of choice Major League Baseball is just around the corner and we couldn’t be more ecstatic. With the NFL season behind us and the Knicks, Rangers and UCONN Men looking beyond sub par we only have this one thing to look foward to….good Olde Tymey Baseball. UCONN Women? We aren’t into teamwork and fundamentals so label us mysoginists if you must. How many WNBA games do YOU plan to attend this year? That’s what I thought. Carrying on… We are mostly Yankee fans here and while the cost of winning pains some, they are still our team. Some contributors may float towards Boston, having lived too long in the trenches, but I implore any New York sports fan currently living in the Beantown area to do as another intrepid transplant I met today did… buy the Colts Superbowl hat @ Lids and wear it proudly among your ...
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Garments that automatically disrobe in response to remote control means
2007-03-03 16:05:08
Check out this classy, classy patent application (U.S. 2005/0223479 to Griffits et al.): “A system of removing garments from a person (250) by remote control wherein garment closures open automatically in response to remote commands issued by an operator (249). These commands include the operator’s voice (246) and wireless commands issued by a Remote Undressing Means (247). A TV remote control (292) preferably may be used to issue undressing commands. Means internal to the garment closures (eg. clock (283)) may moderate opening of automated closures. Opening of garment closures may also be influenced by the GPS coordinates (244) of the wearer and by commands issued to plural wearers of auto-undress garments to enhance the enjoyment of games of chance (243), parties and dance (242) and music and video (242). Chemical light decorative means may be coupled to the garment and illuminated automatically, preferably under remote control.” Click here or the image above to ...
More About: Remote Control , Men , Auto , Hat , Automatic

WANTED: Valentine?s Brunch Bagel Thief
2007-03-03 16:05:08
Name: Lucy Marr Alias: “The Goose” Age: 2-3 Years Weight: 45-50lbs Want ed for the theft of a red dyed Bruegger’s plain bagel that took place this Sunday at Vale nti ne ’s Day Brunch under the noses of approximately twenty guests. The item in question was taken from a basket full of similar bagels on a coffee table in the living room at the Mraz residence at which point the suspect was chased into a kitchen full of party-goers to much boisterous laughter. Suspect is still at large.