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CD Review: MADONNA - Hard Candy
2008-05-23 01:49:00 I heard it the week it came out, while on a first date… I revisited that date over Instant Message with my friend Nellie in NYC… the review is in there somewhere… Nellie: that is awesome. Good for you. Adam: yeah, I had to stop talking to a girl I went on a date with after the ... More About: Madonna , Review , Hard , Candy
The East Coast Invasion
2008-04-23 19:19:00 Animated slideshow of everyone out in San Francisco. Enjoy. More About: East , Invasion , Coast
Ape Hater Chuck Heston Dead, 84
2008-04-09 21:22:00 Ok, just a little late… “Imagine me needing someone. Back on Earth I never did. Oh, there were women. Lots of women. Lots of love-making but no love. You see, that was the kind of world we’d made. So I left, because there was no one to hold me there. ” -Chuck More About: Dead , Obituary , Hater
LOOK AT ME!!! AAUUGGHHH!!!
2008-03-27 05:49:00 Classic clip from the 1994 Oley Sassone Feature, The Fantastic Four.
La Pequeña Hillary Clinton vs. Sinbad
2008-03-25 08:47:00 Whether or not she had it in the first place, Hillary Clinton may have finally lost her edge. You would think if Howard Dean’s HEEEEYAH can derail a campaign, then a slam by “comedian” Sinbad could be just as powerful. In the end, Hillary might just say, we had it, we were ... More About: Blogroll
The Freak vs. Eagle Man
2008-03-22 20:10:00 I guess this was on in Chicago. There are a few others, like the sequel, eagle woman, etc. Credit goes to Dave for sharing this. Nice Eggs! More About: Freak , Eagle
One step closer to the end of the world.
2008-03-20 15:01:00 Check out this robotic animal thing. Moves independently with its own AI. Project funded by DARPA, research arm of the Defense department. (Snaaaake? SNAAAKEEE!!?!) They call it a “dog”. Somehow I don’t think our furry domesticated little friends were the inspiration for the Star Wars probe droid things you saw in Empire Strikes Back. Fucking c-r-e-e-p-y. Things ... More About: World , The World , Step , End Of The World , Closer
Virtual SXSW.
2008-03-14 17:22:00 So I’ve basically tried to “virtually” attend SXSW this week via SeeqPod at the office. A rundown of the new-to-me bands I’ve checked out: Gowns: I’d call it minimalist. You know I love the atmospheric stuff (Efterklang) but this just isn’t holding my interest. Not pretty or inventive enough to be as boring as it ... More About: Virtual
The Future of Cock Fighting?
2008-03-10 08:36:00 I must say, first and foremost, I love animals (that I don’t eat), but there is no doubt in my mind right now that the war on drugs and terror has taken a backseat to the war on animal cruelty. I’m ok with public opinion and the feds chilling out on the war on ... More About: Future , The Future , Fighting , Cock
Bush Beat Box
2008-03-01 05:58:00 bush the beatboxerAdd to My Profile | More Videos More About: Bush , Beat , Beat box
Monkeys and Apes in the Motherfuckin? News 2/22/08
2008-02-22 19:33:00 It’s been a while since our last write-up and while our future simian masters have yet to storm city hall make no mistake the day draws near…. Proving the male ape strays not far from his human brethren Chim-Chim acts much like you would when presented with Christina Ricci. Oh yeah, sure, why the fuck not? Lets ... More About: News , Apes , Monkeys
Patent of the Week, 2/18/08.
2008-02-21 16:19:00 Lingerie-attached human arousal indicator Temperature-sensitive mood stones or beads are incorporated into lingerie at positions that indicate sexual arousal to indicate by observation the state of arousal of the individual wearing the lingerie. In one embodiment, the mood beads are located adjacent the groin area for women’s panties and at various erogenous zones of a brassiere, ... More About: Week , Patent
Blue Shirts, White Collars and the Assholes who wear them?
2008-02-14 07:33:00 When I got to work today, I walked straight into a pet peeve of mine I need to share, in an effort to stop the fucking madness. A sales rep where I work was wearing one of the most hideous of business fashions, the blue shirt with white collar. I even think the ... More About: Shirts , White , Blue , Assholes , Wear
Rap represented in mathematical charts and graphs
2008-02-08 19:30:00 Someone has too much time on their hands. But this guys loss of social life is your gain. Click on the individual charts and graphs for a youtube link of the rap song being repped. http://www.jamphat.com/rap/ More About: Graphs , Charts
One Minute Conspiracy
2008-02-06 04:42:00 HOLY SHIT, THIS HAS NO REFERENCE TO FOOTBALL (not including first sentence). It’s no secret, I think these guys should have their own TV show. Cars 3 is on the way, and I’m sure, at some point, I’m going to post another short film they did, “the neighbors.” Enjoy. One Minute Conspiracies: United 93 ... More About: Conspiracy
ha ha, fuckers!
2008-02-05 14:21:00 Oh what glory! 18-1. Tom crying into the satin enhanced bosom of that man-faced tranny whore he calls a “girl”friend. “Crazy Eyes” Maroney staring dead-eyed into a truck stop bathroom mirror lopping off his dreads to purge himself of the pain. Ted and Junior likely retiring without a career capping win. Randy trying to figure ...
The Patriot Menace
2008-01-30 17:54:00 A Long time ago this upcoming weekend in a galaxy in Arizona… “The Patriot Menace” emerges to finish what it started, with an ‘Attack of Clones’ known as Boston fans. Will Bill Bellichik enforce “Revenge of the Spygathe?” Can Eli Manning emerge as “A New Hope” and lead the “Empire State to Strike Back” or ...
Dinner with the Mannings, A Brokeback Finale.
2008-01-15 07:54:00 Archie: Alright boys, lets say grace. Dear Dark Underlord, we sit here in a trivial state, wondering why we can only have one son play in championship game per year. My dark magic and voodoo work against that pansy pop star Tony Romo was successful, and i believe it warranted a victory for ... More About: Dinner , Finale
A Great Hockey Fight
2008-01-14 06:52:00 The best part comes just past the 4 minute mark. More About: Hockey , Great , Fight
Conan and Rob have something in common.
2008-01-11 20:55:00 This is probably what Rob would do if you ever played Rock Band around him. More About: Common , Conan
I?m Finicky
2008-01-10 19:40:00 I’m finicky. I have this produce shit delivered fresh every day to our restaurants. I also have fresh meat and poultry delivered daily, got that. And fresh French Bakery rolls, every morning. Buns, wordemup. I use my own recipes to create my delicious food from scratch. Chicken tits and nuggets are hand-cut and breaded. O-rings are hand cut and made ...
Brokeback Love Triangle, Part II
2008-01-10 07:29:00 Jessica Simpson: Thanks for going to Cabos Santa Lucas with me Tony, I had fun. Tony Romo : Awe, you know it baby. JS: No Tony, it really meant a lot. I know you have the playoffs and all, and you’re playing the NY Yankees, and that’s as important as cultivating chicken from the sea without ... More About: Jessica Simpson , Love , Part , Giants
Year in Review, Music.
2007-12-21 15:52:00 Best of 2007: 5. LCD Soundsystem | Sound of Silver Anybody that knows me has heard my review of this record already. It?s great, but the songs are too damn long. Particularly given James Murphy?s penchant for being sorta lyrically redundant in the first place. Had they woven together everything into 35 minutes, this record ... More About: Music , Review , Year , Year in Review
A New Brokeback Love Triangle
2007-12-21 02:24:00 Jessica Simpson: “Like OMG, Tony, did you here what Terrell said about me?” Romo: “No baby, what did T.O. do now?” Simpson: “He said that no one on the team likes me, & that you sucked because of me, & people in Texas hate me, and that I’m even worse than that bitch you used to bang, ... More About: Love , Triangle
A special holiday message.
2007-12-14 14:28:00 Happy holidays from Simianfever.com! Correspondent Dan T. from Boston (ZORROZORZ) relates a heart-warming tale of good cheer and yuletide smiles — just in time for Christmas. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent (i.e., Dan doesn’t really have a friend named Hector). Download the missive here (.pdf). More About: Holiday , Message , Special , Mess
Blenderz Crucial Sports.
2007-12-11 05:00:00 Blenderz Crucial Sportz on FunnyOrDie.com More About: Sports
The Mitchell 11 Ballot is here! VOTE NOW!!!
2007-11-09 09:40:00 The news that the Mitchell report will be publishing the names of 11 players it sought out has shaken the baseball world. GM’s all over the league are dipping their pens in ink, excited with the prospect of potential superstar free agents dollar demands plumetting faster than the Chicago goat population in October. ... More About: Vote , Ballot , Allo
Christopher Walken sighting?!?!?
More articles from this author:2007-11-07 06:07:00 Instead of watching the Colts v. Patriots, I decided to head to the Coliseum and support my team, the Oakland Raiders, and watch them lose to the Texans. Little did I know I would have a Sasquatchesque sighting of Vincenzo Coccotti, aka Christopher Walken . I mean, I’m not sure, it probably isn’t, but ... More About: Black 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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