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Hot Skate Action Part 2!
2009-04-04 23:31:00 Since all has been quiet on the Simian front, i am just gonna post some stuff to get everyone stoked on skating again. More About: Action , Skate , Part
Hot Skate Action
2009-03-25 04:39:00 Find more videos like this on My Berrics More About: Action , Skate
UFO Scouting Potential Stadium Sites for the Oakland A?s
2009-01-09 05:58:00 I mean, future Bay Area A’s of Fremont. More About: Blogroll , Oakland , Sites , Stadium
Shallow Impact
2008-11-24 08:16:00 This caught my eye. Police dash cam of Meteor over Edmonton, Canada. Filmed about 5:30pm Thursday November 20th 2008. It’s making the rounds on Digg today, so if you missed it painting, watching football or both, you can catch it here, on Simianfever. America’s Worst Source for Original content.
Financial Crisis Update w/ Lil? O?Reilly
2008-10-28 03:33:00 See more funny videos at Funny or Die More About: Blogroll , Financial , Reilly , Update , Crisis
Dodgers Fans and Players Keepin? it Real?
2008-10-16 08:46:00 OK, this is game 3 of the NLCS. Dodgers win to creep into the series. This is the shit a Philly fan had to deal with. In the final game of the 2008 NLCS, game 5, from my couch, I was able to enjoy this moment of the human condition on Baseball’s ... More About: Players , Fans , Real
Simianfever Endorses Barack Obama
2008-10-15 01:43:00 What? All the other places that write shit get to. We aren’t worthy? So, how did we come up with this endorsement? Simple mathematics. One commie plus Joe Biden is greater than one bamboo shaken crazy old coot plus a mom. Yeah Barack ’s a commie. Total socialist agenda, but how much of that will actually get ... More About: Barack Obama , Obama
Some Helloween for Halloween!
2008-10-09 13:59:00 Perhaps the greatest metal to come out of Germany after 1982. And one of the best videos of its time… nuff said. Helloween I Want Out via Noolmusic.com More About: Halloween
CHIMPY SHIRTS!
2008-10-02 21:23:00 Order Now! http://www.skatebook.tv/store/index.php?_ a=viewProd&productId=14 More About: Shirts
Simianfever NFL Week One MVP: Bernard Pollard
2008-09-08 20:48:00 No doubt that Commish Goodell is currently debating ending the NFL season early at this time due to Brady’s injury… Thanks to Kevin Kirwan for the design work above originally used to chastise and belittle fellow co-workers. More About: Week , Bernard
LIVE FROM the MTV VMA?s
2008-09-08 05:26:00 HOT RED CARPET ACTION One of Lil’ Wayne’s btichez came on an elephant and it took a shit on the red carpet. Mad Kewl. 8:2o PM - Pink just krapped her pantz during an interview and blamed it on broken rib or some shit… 8:28 PM - Jordan Sparks should be on the NFL Waiver wire, bitch ... More About: Blogroll , Live
Uhm? anyone here?
2008-08-15 00:12:00 Just checking…While we suffer through some creative downtime, I figured I’d post the final tease while we wait for Cars III to come out… the good ol’ boys from Funtown Auto are back… almost.
CD Review: MADONNA - Hard Candy
2008-05-23 01:49:00 I heard it the week it came out, while on a first date… I revisited that date over Instant Message with my friend Nellie in NYC… the review is in there somewhere… Nellie: that is awesome. Good for you. Adam: yeah, I had to stop talking to a girl I went on a date with after the ... More About: Madonna , Review , Hard , Candy
The East Coast Invasion
2008-04-23 19:19:00 Animated slideshow of everyone out in San Francisco. Enjoy. More About: East , Invasion , Coast
Ape Hater Chuck Heston Dead, 84
2008-04-09 21:22:00 Ok, just a little late… “Imagine me needing someone. Back on Earth I never did. Oh, there were women. Lots of women. Lots of love-making but no love. You see, that was the kind of world we’d made. So I left, because there was no one to hold me there. ” -Chuck More About: Dead , Obituary , Hater
LOOK AT ME!!! AAUUGGHHH!!!
2008-03-27 05:49:00 Classic clip from the 1994 Oley Sassone Feature, The Fantastic Four.
La Pequeña Hillary Clinton vs. Sinbad
2008-03-25 08:47:00 Whether or not she had it in the first place, Hillary Clinton may have finally lost her edge. You would think if Howard Dean’s HEEEEYAH can derail a campaign, then a slam by “comedian” Sinbad could be just as powerful. In the end, Hillary might just say, we had it, we were ... More About: Blogroll
The Freak vs. Eagle Man
2008-03-22 20:10:00 I guess this was on in Chicago. There are a few others, like the sequel, eagle woman, etc. Credit goes to Dave for sharing this. Nice Eggs! More About: Freak , Eagle
One step closer to the end of the world.
2008-03-20 15:01:00 Check out this robotic animal thing. Moves independently with its own AI. Project funded by DARPA, research arm of the Defense department. (Snaaaake? SNAAAKEEE!!?!) They call it a “dog”. Somehow I don’t think our furry domesticated little friends were the inspiration for the Star Wars probe droid things you saw in Empire Strikes Back. Fucking c-r-e-e-p-y. Things ... More About: World , The World , Step , End Of The World , Closer
Virtual SXSW.
2008-03-14 17:22:00 So I’ve basically tried to “virtually” attend SXSW this week via SeeqPod at the office. A rundown of the new-to-me bands I’ve checked out: Gowns: I’d call it minimalist. You know I love the atmospheric stuff (Efterklang) but this just isn’t holding my interest. Not pretty or inventive enough to be as boring as it ... More About: Virtual
The Future of Cock Fighting?
2008-03-10 08:36:00 I must say, first and foremost, I love animals (that I don’t eat), but there is no doubt in my mind right now that the war on drugs and terror has taken a backseat to the war on animal cruelty. I’m ok with public opinion and the feds chilling out on the war on ... More About: Future , The Future , Fighting , Cock
Bush Beat Box
2008-03-01 05:58:00 bush the beatboxerAdd to My Profile | More Videos More About: Bush , Beat , Beat box
Monkeys and Apes in the Motherfuckin? News 2/22/08
2008-02-22 19:33:00 It’s been a while since our last write-up and while our future simian masters have yet to storm city hall make no mistake the day draws near…. Proving the male ape strays not far from his human brethren Chim-Chim acts much like you would when presented with Christina Ricci. Oh yeah, sure, why the fuck not? Lets ... More About: News , Apes , Monkeys
Patent of the Week, 2/18/08.
2008-02-21 16:19:00 Lingerie-attached human arousal indicator Temperature-sensitive mood stones or beads are incorporated into lingerie at positions that indicate sexual arousal to indicate by observation the state of arousal of the individual wearing the lingerie. In one embodiment, the mood beads are located adjacent the groin area for women’s panties and at various erogenous zones of a brassiere, ... More About: Week , Patent
Blue Shirts, White Collars and the Assholes who wear them?
2008-02-14 07:33:00 When I got to work today, I walked straight into a pet peeve of mine I need to share, in an effort to stop the fucking madness. A sales rep where I work was wearing one of the most hideous of business fashions, the blue shirt with white collar. I even think the ... More About: Shirts , White , Blue , Assholes , Wear
Rap represented in mathematical charts and graphs
2008-02-08 19:30:00 Someone has too much time on their hands. But this guys loss of social life is your gain. Click on the individual charts and graphs for a youtube link of the rap song being repped. http://www.jamphat.com/rap/ More About: Graphs , Charts
One Minute Conspiracy
2008-02-06 04:42:00 HOLY SHIT, THIS HAS NO REFERENCE TO FOOTBALL (not including first sentence). It’s no secret, I think these guys should have their own TV show. Cars 3 is on the way, and I’m sure, at some point, I’m going to post another short film they did, “the neighbors.” Enjoy. One Minute Conspiracies: United 93 ... More About: Conspiracy
ha ha, fuckers!
2008-02-05 14:21:00 Oh what glory! 18-1. Tom crying into the satin enhanced bosom of that man-faced tranny whore he calls a “girl”friend. “Crazy Eyes” Maroney staring dead-eyed into a truck stop bathroom mirror lopping off his dreads to purge himself of the pain. Ted and Junior likely retiring without a career capping win. Randy trying to figure ...
The Patriot Menace
More articles from this author:2008-01-30 17:54:00 A Long time ago this upcoming weekend in a galaxy in Arizona… “The Patriot Menace” emerges to finish what it started, with an ‘Attack of Clones’ known as Boston fans. Will Bill Bellichik enforce “Revenge of the Spygathe?” Can Eli Manning emerge as “A New Hope” and lead the “Empire State to Strike Back” or ... 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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