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Few Interesting Facts
2008-05-08 13:27:00 Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions.Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.The average person's field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe.Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979.Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.Those stars and colour... More About: Funny , Interesting , Facts
One Hundred and One Reasons to go Vegetarian
2008-05-03 07:37:00 People, Land, Air, Water Efficiency, Animals, Health PEOPLEEvery year in the UK we feed our livestock enough food to feed 250,000,000 people while in the world 30,000,000 people die of starvation 20 vegetarians can live off the land required by one meat eater Every 3 seconds a child dies of starvation somewhere in the world If Americans reduced their meat consumption by 10% it would free 12,000,000 tons of grain - enough to feed 60,000,000 people (the population of Great Britain) If all Americans became vegetarian, it would free enough grain to feed 600,000,000 people (the population of India) Intensification in animal farming has displaced 1,000,000's of people from their traditional lands - eg. indigenous people in south & central america, native americans in north america & crofters in Great Britain - this is continuing today People displaced from their lands into cities succumb to dietary deficiency, diseases, parasites & opportunistic diseases In third wo... More About: Vegetarian , Reasons
Learn To speak Chinese
2008-04-28 09:27:00 Are you harboring a fugitive - Hu Yu Hai DingSee me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia NaoSmall Horse - Tai Ni Po NiYour price is too high - No Bai Dam ThingDid you go to the beach - Wai Yu So TanI bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai NiI think you need a facelift - Chin Tu FatIt's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?That was an unauthorized execution. - Lin ChingI thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?This is a tow away zone. - No Pah KingYou are not very bright - Yu So DumI got this for free - Ai No PeiI am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum NaoThey have arrived - Hia Dei KumStay out of sight - Lei LoHe's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing KaDoes this bathroom stink! - Hu Flung Dung? technorati tags: joke, jokes, humor, funny, chinese+jokes, chinese More About: Chinese , Speak , Learn
A Touching Speech
2008-04-28 09:25:00 Eleven people - ten men and one woman – were clinging to a rope hanging from a helicopter. They decided one person had to let go or they would all die.The woman gave a touching speech about how she would give up her life to save the others because females were used to making sacrifices for their husbands and childern and not receiving anything in rerturn.When she finished speaking, all the men clapped. More About: Speech
Management Lessons
2008-04-21 09:58:00 Story # 1It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken"Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you"Fox: "Hmm... But it's a very complicated mechanism, and your big claws will only destroy it even more."Lion: "Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed"Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions with great claws cannot fix complicated watches"Lion: "Sure they do, give it to me and it will be fixed"The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. The fox is impressed, and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very pleased with himself. Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun.Wolf: "Can I come and watch TV tonight with you, because mine is broken"Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix your TV for you"Wolf: "You don't expect me to believ... More About: Stories , Management , Lessons
The Parrot
2008-04-19 10:07:00 A man received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.The man tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playingsoft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, the man put the parrot in the freezer.For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. Then suddenly there wasquiet. Not a sound for half a minute. The man was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.The parrot calmly stepped out onto the man's extended arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior.I really am ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Parrot
Secrets of a Happy married Life
2008-04-09 12:23:00 Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respectto each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."X asked, "Can you explain?"Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as mywife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other'sdecisions."Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples"Y said, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how muchamount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, airconditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keepa maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"X asked, "Then what is your role?"Y said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whetherAmerica should attack Iraq , whether Britain should lift sanctionover Zimbabwe , whether to widen African economy, whether SachinTendulkar should retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVERobjects to any of these". technorati t... More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Life , Happy
Meet Rabbit Tzuki
2008-04-04 09:26:00 1.<HUNGRY>2.<MILK>3.<ALONE >5.<PARTNER>This funny character is rabbit tzuki originally created by momo. I like it, so funny ;) technorati tags: rabbit, tzuki, emoticon, funny+pictures, funny, humor More About: Funny , Humor , Funny Pictures , Meet
Pictures of Geek Culture
2008-04-03 08:33:00 document.write(''); Read this doc on Scribd: Pictures of Geek Culture var scribd_doc = new scribd.Document(32500, 'jl6irhewlnci4'); scribd_doc.write('embedded_flash_32500_1c rwyt'); More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor
Garbage Bags
2008-04-02 10:11:00 A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 note falls out onto the pavement.Noticing this, a policeman stops her.... "Ma'am, there are $20 notes falling out of that bag ......"Darn!" says the little old lady ..."I'd better go back and see if I Can still find some. Thanks for the warning!""Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?Did you steal it?""Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper,and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say, "$20 or off it comes" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop."OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?""... More About: Jokes , Funny , Bags , Garbage
Why ZeroCal??
2008-04-02 08:54:00 Why ZeroCal??Australians consume an average of 1200 calories a day in excess of recommended levels*. Although recent focus in the public mind has been on the negative effects of fats, excess calories still contribute to the obesity epidemic in a major way.How It Works* The meals contain a large proportion of foods with negative calories (cauliflower, cucumbers, celery, garlic etc.) creating a calorie deficit.* ?Many high-calorie foods (like meat) are substituted with lower-calorie foods that are just as delicious (like seafood).* ?The remaining calories are erased through our proprietary CalBurnKnob? technology. This is a knob on the takeaway box that's very hard to open (see picture below) ? meaning you burn off the remainder just by opening the container!How To OrderClick here to see restaurants that deliver ZeroCal? meals to your area.Note: This post is a special contribution to Candy, xxx@gmail.com, one of the blog readers that sent me this April fool's joke material. You can ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor
Funny Animals with Photoshop 3
2008-03-28 07:16:00 technorati tags: animals, funny+pictures, funny, funny+animals, funny More About: Funny , Photoshop , Animals , Funny Pictures
Funny Animals with Photoshop 2
2008-03-27 07:00:00 technorati tags: animals, funny+pictures, funny, funny+animals, funny More About: Funny , Humor , Photoshop , Animals , Funny Pictures
Wearing The Pants
2008-03-27 06:52:00 A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she said. "That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. "I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to stay until your attitude changes." technorati tags: funny, jokes, joke, humor More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Pants
Funny Animals with Photoshop 1
2008-03-26 06:08:00 technorati tags: animals, funny+pictures, funny, funny+animals, funny More About: Funny , Photoshop , Animals , Funny Pictures
JOB at The FBI
2008-03-26 03:20:00 The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. Agent: "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!" Man: "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife!" Agent: "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.The man came out with tears in his eyes. Man: "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." Agent: "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took... More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor
Short Jokes
2008-03-17 08:48:00 Marriages are made in heaventhen what are made in Hell?Ans : the days after marriage--------------------------------- --------------During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?He is given his last chance to run away.------------------------------------ ---------------------I wrote your name on the sand ............ .it got washed away,I wrote your name in air......... ......... ........it got blown away,So i wrote your name in my heart....... ......I got a HEART ATTACK----------------------------------- ----------------------------LOVE is like a CIGARIt starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...But don't worry - we are chain smokers---------------------------------- ---------------------------your smile can be compared to a floweryour voice can be compared to a cuckooyour innocence to a childbut in stupidityyou have no comparisonyou r the best------------------------------------- -----------------------True love is like a pillow... More About: Jokes , Funny , Short
Benefits of being a vegetarian
2008-03-17 08:46:00 Being a Vegetarian Just like any other diet, we recommend following the guidelines of the Food Guide Pyramid.Did you know these facts? Vegetarian foods are a major source of nutrition for most people in the world.Vegetarians have lower rates of heart disease and some forms of cancer than non-vegetarians.Vegetarian diets can be simple and easy to prepare.What is a vegetarian?Broadly defined, a vegetarian is a person who does not eat meat, poultry, and fish. Vegetarians eat mainly fruit, vegetables, legumes, grains, seeds, and nuts. Many vegetarians eat eggs and/or dairy products but avoid hidden animal products such as beef and chicken stocks, lard, and gelatin.The American Dietetic Association (ADA) classifies vegetarians more specifically in the following ways: Vegans or strict vegetarians exclude all animal products (e.g. meat, poultry, fish, eggs, milk, cheese, and other dairy products). Many vegans also do not eat honey. Lactovegetarians exclude meat, poultry, fish, and eggs b... More About: Health , Benefits
The Pastor's Mother
2008-03-17 08:25:00 An elderly woman walked into the local country church the friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely. "The front row please," she answered. "You really don't want to do that", the usher said. "The pastor is really boring." "Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired. "No," he said. "I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly. "Do you know who I am?" he asked. "No," she said. "Thank god," he answered. More About: Jokes , Funny , Mother
WORDS WOMEN USE
2008-03-12 13:07:00 FINEthis is the word women use to end an argument when they are right andyou need to shut up.FIVE MINUTESIf she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is onlyfive minutes if you have j ust been given 5 more minutes to watch thegame before helping around the house.NOTHINGThis is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and youshould be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usuallyend in "Fine"GO AHEADThis is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statementoften misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are anidiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here andarguing with you over "Nothing"THAT'S OKAYThis is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make toa man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hardbefore deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.THANKSA woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you... More About: Women , Words
Ten tips to build English vocabulary
2008-03-12 13:04:00 Feeling overwhelmed trying to memorize so many vocabulary words? It doesn't need to be a daunting task! Check out these top strategies and practical pointers that can help you build your word power!Connect: It's easier to memorize words based on a common theme. Make your own connections between words and possibly organize them in a spider diagram.Write: Practically using vocabulary can help it stick in your mind. Write sentences with new vocabulary words or compose a story using a group of words or expressions.Draw: Expose the artist in you by drawing pictures related to the words you study. Your drawings can help trigger your memory in the future.Act: Get your moves on by acting out words and expressions you learn. Or, imagine and act out a situation where you would need to use them.Create: Design flashcards in English and study them in your spare time. Each week make new ones, but continue to review all of them.Associate: Assign different colors to different words. This associat... More About: Tips , Vocabulary , Build
Diary of A Young Wife
2008-03-06 08:14:00 Monday:Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home.It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.Tuesday:We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "serve without dressing." So I didn't dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad.Wednesday:I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can't say it improved the rice anyhow.Thursday:Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe.It said, prepare ingredients,then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I... More About: Jokes , Funny , Diary , Wife , Young
Funny Poems =)
2008-03-05 13:02:00 I wrote your name on sand, it got washedI wrote your name in air, it was blown away, thenI wrote your name on my heart and I got heart attack.God saw me hungry, He created pizzaHe saw me thirsty, He created PepsiHe saw me in the dark, He created lightHe saw me without problems, He created YOU.Twinkle Twinkle Little StarYou should know what you areAnd once you know what you areMental hospital is not so far.The rain makes all things beautiful,The grass and flowers tooIf rain makes all things beautiful,Why doesn't it rain on you?Roses are red, violets are blueMonkeys like you should be kept in zooDon't feel so angry you will find me there tooNot in cage but laughing at you,When your life is in the darkness,Pray to God ask Him to free you from the darkness,And if after you pray and you are still in thedarkness,Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!!! technorati tags: poems, joke, humor, funny, jokes More About: Jokes , Funny , Poems , Poem
Lessons in Logic
2008-02-29 08:44:00 If your father is a poor man,It is your fate but,If your father-in-law is a poor man,it's your stupidity................................ ......................................... ...........I was born intelligent -Education ruined me....................................... ......................................... ....Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......So why practice?................................ ......................................... ..........If it's true that we are here to help others,Then what exactly are the others here for?..................................... ......................................... .....Since light travels faster than sound,People appear bright until you hear them speak.................................... ......................................... .......How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?.................................... ......................................... ......Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa............ More About: Jokes , Funny , Lessons , Logic
How to be A Better Couple
2008-02-29 08:42:00 10 steps to enjoying each other better...1. Be realistic about each other.Don't try to turn ur partner into something he or she is not. Let's face it, guys-there's only 1 Pamela Anderson in the world, and even she has had her implants removed! Give ur gal a break and understand that her physical appearance is NOT going to change overnite with the help of a few facials ! or treat ments. And ladies, Brad Pitt has already been taken, so u're gonna have to do with what ur guy is like! Chill out, love each other for what u are. There is more to ur partner than what meets the eye.2. Always talk things out.Now guys, I know this is not ur fave pastime or mode of resolving issues, but u know what? This works with the gals. Don't make assumptions about each other's feelings. Learn to xpress urself better so that ur partner undrstands what u're angry about, or hurt about, or even happy about! When u stop talking to each other from the heart, it's the beginning of the end.3. Do stuff to... More About: Love , Couple
A Divorce Letter
2008-02-26 10:39:00 Dear Husband:I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell.Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee.You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything.Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together!Have a great life!Your EX-Wife================================== ===========Dear Ex-WifeNothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, ... More About: Divorce , Jokes , Funny , Letter
Adidas Batik Limited Edition
2008-02-22 09:51:00 The folks at Overkill Shop sent over some information regarding the latest release for adidas' Materials of the World project. The nation in focus this time is the archipelago nation of Indonesia. The inspiration comes from Batik-Made, beautiful fabrics with intricate details found on the island of Java. The ancient art of dying the fabric through a series of procedures makes Batik-Made a fabric of Javanese royalty and one of six high arts of Indonesia. Now, you can enjoy it too in the forms of adidas OriginalsMetro Attitude Hi, track jacket, and cap. The sneaker also comes in women's version. However, like Batik-Made, only a few can own since there are only 1000 pairs available globally.adidas Cap - Materials of the World - Indonesiaadidas Track Jacket - Materials of the World - Indonesiaadidas Men's Metro Attitude Hi - Materials of the World - Indonesiaadidas Women's Metro Attitude Hi - Materials - IndonesiaSo, what d'ya think guys?Please note that Batik is from Indonesia ;) More About: Jokes , Funny , Funny Pictures , Adidas , Limited
Funny Elephant Questions
2008-02-21 09:49:00 Statutory Warning : I am not responsible for the damage done to your mental health, your social relationships, your image among peers or your job by reading this mail. Those with blood pressure, please avoid. But never mind read only once... The effects are cumulative. :Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?A: Take away his credit card.Q: Why is an elephant big, Grey, and wrinkly?A:Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?A: Because it fell asleep.Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?A: It was glued to the first one.Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?A: It was a copy cat.Q: Why did the fourth elephant fall out of the tree?A: It thought this was all a game.Q: And why did the tree fall down?A: It thought it was an elephant.Q: What does an elephant and a blueberry have in common?A: They're both blue, except for the elephant.Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw 1,000 elephants comi... More About: Jokes , Funny , Questions , Elephant
Wife and Husband
2008-02-21 09:20:00 Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?Husband : Nothing.Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour??Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you continue to do so.Wife: Do you want dinner?Husband: Sure, what are my choices?Wife: Yes and no.Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, Ilook at your picture and the problem disappears.Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What otherproblem can there be greater than this one?"Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. Son: Mom, when I was on th... More About: Jokes , Funny , Wife
Intellectual Joke
More articles from this author:2008-02-18 11:07:00 Once all the scientists die and go toheaven............ They decideto play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start searching.....Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein...........Einstein's counting1,2,3......97,98,99.....100...... .. He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."Newton denies and says i am not out........He claims that he is not Newton......All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton..........Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........! technorati tags: funny, jokes, joke, humor More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Intellectual 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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