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JOB at The FBI
2008-03-26 03:20:00
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. Agent: "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!" Man: "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife!" Agent: "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.The man came out with tears in his eyes. Man: "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." Agent: "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took...
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Short Jokes
2008-03-17 08:48:00
Marriages are made in heaventhen what are made in Hell?Ans : the days after marriage--------------------------------- --------------During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?He is given his last chance to run away.------------------------------------ ---------------------I wrote your name on the sand ............ .it got washed away,I wrote your name in air......... ......... ........it got blown away,So i wrote your name in my heart....... ......I got a HEART ATTACK----------------------------------- ----------------------------LOVE is like a CIGARIt starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...But don't worry - we are chain smokers---------------------------------- ---------------------------your smile can be compared to a floweryour voice can be compared to a cuckooyour innocence to a childbut in stupidityyou have no comparisonyou r the best------------------------------------- -----------------------True love is like a pillow...
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Benefits of being a vegetarian
2008-03-17 08:46:00
Being a Vegetarian Just like any other diet, we recommend following the guidelines of the Food Guide Pyramid.Did you know these facts? Vegetarian foods are a major source of nutrition for most people in the world.Vegetarians have lower rates of heart disease and some forms of cancer than non-vegetarians.Vegetarian diets can be simple and easy to prepare.What is a vegetarian?Broadly defined, a vegetarian is a person who does not eat meat, poultry, and fish. Vegetarians eat mainly fruit, vegetables, legumes, grains, seeds, and nuts. Many vegetarians eat eggs and/or dairy products but avoid hidden animal products such as beef and chicken stocks, lard, and gelatin.The American Dietetic Association (ADA) classifies vegetarians more specifically in the following ways: Vegans or strict vegetarians exclude all animal products (e.g. meat, poultry, fish, eggs, milk, cheese, and other dairy products). Many vegans also do not eat honey. Lactovegetarians exclude meat, poultry, fish, and eggs b...
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The Pastor's Mother
2008-03-17 08:25:00
An elderly woman walked into the local country church the friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely. "The front row please," she answered. "You really don't want to do that", the usher said. "The pastor is really boring." "Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired. "No," he said. "I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly. "Do you know who I am?" he asked. "No," she said. "Thank god," he answered.
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WORDS WOMEN USE
2008-03-12 13:07:00
FINEthis is the word women use to end an argument when they are right andyou need to shut up.FIVE MINUTESIf she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is onlyfive minutes if you have j ust been given 5 more minutes to watch thegame before helping around the house.NOTHINGThis is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and youshould be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usuallyend in "Fine"GO AHEADThis is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statementoften misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are anidiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here andarguing with you over "Nothing"THAT'S OKAYThis is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make toa man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hardbefore deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.THANKSA woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you...
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Ten tips to build English vocabulary
2008-03-12 13:04:00
Feeling overwhelmed trying to memorize so many vocabulary words? It doesn't need to be a daunting task! Check out these top strategies and practical pointers that can help you build your word power!Connect: It's easier to memorize words based on a common theme. Make your own connections between words and possibly organize them in a spider diagram.Write: Practically using vocabulary can help it stick in your mind. Write sentences with new vocabulary words or compose a story using a group of words or expressions.Draw: Expose the artist in you by drawing pictures related to the words you study. Your drawings can help trigger your memory in the future.Act: Get your moves on by acting out words and expressions you learn. Or, imagine and act out a situation where you would need to use them.Create: Design flashcards in English and study them in your spare time. Each week make new ones, but continue to review all of them.Associate: Assign different colors to different words. This associat...
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Diary of A Young Wife
2008-03-06 08:14:00
Monday:Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home.It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.Tuesday:We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "serve without dressing." So I didn't dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad.Wednesday:I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can't say it improved the rice anyhow.Thursday:Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe.It said, prepare ingredients,then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I...
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Funny Poems =)
2008-03-05 13:02:00
I wrote your name on sand, it got washedI wrote your name in air, it was blown away, thenI wrote your name on my heart and I got heart attack.God saw me hungry, He created pizzaHe saw me thirsty, He created PepsiHe saw me in the dark, He created lightHe saw me without problems, He created YOU.Twinkle Twinkle Little StarYou should know what you areAnd once you know what you areMental hospital is not so far.The rain makes all things beautiful,The grass and flowers tooIf rain makes all things beautiful,Why doesn't it rain on you?Roses are red, violets are blueMonkeys like you should be kept in zooDon't feel so angry you will find me there tooNot in cage but laughing at you,When your life is in the darkness,Pray to God ask Him to free you from the darkness,And if after you pray and you are still in thedarkness,Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!!! technorati tags: poems, joke, humor, funny, jokes
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Lessons in Logic
2008-02-29 08:44:00
If your father is a poor man,It is your fate but,If your father-in-law is a poor man,it's your stupidity................................ ......................................... ...........I was born intelligent -Education ruined me....................................... ......................................... ....Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......So why practice?................................ ......................................... ..........If it's true that we are here to help others,Then what exactly are the others here for?..................................... ......................................... .....Since light travels faster than sound,People appear bright until you hear them speak.................................... ......................................... .......How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?.................................... ......................................... ......Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa............
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How to be A Better Couple
2008-02-29 08:42:00
10 steps to enjoying each other better...1. Be realistic about each other.Don't try to turn ur partner into something he or she is not. Let's face it, guys-there's only 1 Pamela Anderson in the world, and even she has had her implants removed! Give ur gal a break and understand that her physical appearance is NOT going to change overnite with the help of a few facials ! or treat ments. And ladies, Brad Pitt has already been taken, so u're gonna have to do with what ur guy is like! Chill out, love each other for what u are. There is more to ur partner than what meets the eye.2. Always talk things out.Now guys, I know this is not ur fave pastime or mode of resolving issues, but u know what? This works with the gals. Don't make assumptions about each other's feelings. Learn to xpress urself better so that ur partner undrstands what u're angry about, or hurt about, or even happy about! When u stop talking to each other from the heart, it's the beginning of the end.3. Do stuff to...
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A Divorce Letter
2008-02-26 10:39:00
Dear Husband:I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell.Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee.You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything.Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together!Have a great life!Your EX-Wife================================== ===========Dear Ex-WifeNothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, ...
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Adidas Batik Limited Edition
2008-02-22 09:51:00
The folks at Overkill Shop sent over some information regarding the latest release for adidas' Materials of the World project. The nation in focus this time is the archipelago nation of Indonesia. The inspiration comes from Batik-Made, beautiful fabrics with intricate details found on the island of Java. The ancient art of dying the fabric through a series of procedures makes Batik-Made a fabric of Javanese royalty and one of six high arts of Indonesia. Now, you can enjoy it too in the forms of adidas OriginalsMetro Attitude Hi, track jacket, and cap. The sneaker also comes in women's version. However, like Batik-Made, only a few can own since there are only 1000 pairs available globally.adidas Cap - Materials of the World - Indonesiaadidas Track Jacket - Materials of the World - Indonesiaadidas Men's Metro Attitude Hi - Materials of the World - Indonesiaadidas Women's Metro Attitude Hi - Materials - IndonesiaSo, what d'ya think guys?Please note that Batik is from Indonesia ;)
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Funny Elephant Questions
2008-02-21 09:49:00
Statutory Warning : I am not responsible for the damage done to your mental health, your social relationships, your image among peers or your job by reading this mail. Those with blood pressure, please avoid. But never mind read only once... The effects are cumulative. :Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?A: Take away his credit card.Q: Why is an elephant big, Grey, and wrinkly?A:Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?A: Because it fell asleep.Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?A: It was glued to the first one.Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?A: It was a copy cat.Q: Why did the fourth elephant fall out of the tree?A: It thought this was all a game.Q: And why did the tree fall down?A: It thought it was an elephant.Q: What does an elephant and a blueberry have in common?A: They're both blue, except for the elephant.Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw 1,000 elephants comi...
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Wife and Husband
2008-02-21 09:20:00
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?Husband : Nothing.Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour??Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you continue to do so.Wife: Do you want dinner?Husband: Sure, what are my choices?Wife: Yes and no.Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, Ilook at your picture and the problem disappears.Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What otherproblem can there be greater than this one?"Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. Son: Mom, when I was on th...
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Intellectual Joke
2008-02-18 11:07:00
Once all the scientists die and go toheaven............ They decideto play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start searching.....Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein...........Einstein's counting1,2,3......97,98,99.....100...... .. He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."Newton denies and says i am not out........He claims that he is not Newton......All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton..........Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........! technorati tags: funny, jokes, joke, humor
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Link to me
2008-02-15 11:13:00
Want to link with me? This is how:Contact me on this page by giving a comment for a link exchange request, then I'll get to you and decide on the link exchange or not. You have to have the related web/blog as this blog ;)I'll give you a link on my post, just send me a funny and interesting email to retsu782000 on gmail.com with your web/blog address with subject: funny and interesting emails
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Love Quotes
2008-02-14 11:39:00
"One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love." - Sophocles"Attention is the most basic form of love; through it we bless and are blessed." - John Tarrant"We love because it's the only true adventure." - Nikki Giovanni"Love is like quicksilver in the hand.Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away." - Dorothy Parker"Love is friendship set on fire." - unknown"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing." - Goethe"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia." - H.L. Mencken"Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it...It really is worth fighting for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more." - Erica Jong"Sometimes love is stronger than a man's convictions." - Isaac Bashevis Singer"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness." - Oliver Wendell Holmes"Maybe love is like luck. You have to go all the way t...
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God is Like....
2008-02-14 11:15:00
A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results: scroll down. God is like. BAYER ASPIRIN He works miracles. God is like. a FORD He's got a better idea. God is like. COKE He's the real thing. ( This is great) God is like. HALLMARK CARDS He cares enough to send His very best. God is like. TIDE He gets the stain s out that others leave behind. God is like. GENERAL ELECTRIC He brings good things to life. God is like. SEARS He has everything. mmGod is like. ALKA-SELTZER Try Him, you'll like Him God is like. SCOTCH TAPE You can't see Him, but you know He's there. God is like. DELTA He's ready when you are. God is like. ALLSTATE ...
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Colour Consciousness for Valentine?s Day
2008-02-08 10:31:00
Colours propel their presence in all locales and objects that we encounter in our day-to-day activities. Colours also specify certain moods and qualities. Take a glimpse at the significance of colours and use them appropriately in your Valentine ?s Day attire and gifts.Red (Already Booked)Red is the colour of energy, liveliness, love and sexual passion. That is why red roses, red attires and gifts wrapped in red play a dominant role on Valentine?s Day. Red communicates your passion towards your beloved or towards love itself. Maroon and brick red symbolize fun and love.Pink/Rose (I am Freeeeeeeeeeee)Pink is an expression of freshness, love, affection, understanding and sweetness. Pink can be the ideal choice for Valentine?s Day and will subtly help bring to surface the love for your partner. It can also add more love into your lives.Orange (Waiting)Orange is the colour of energy, creativity and practicality. It also denotes happiness and can pep up your moods when your spirits are lo...
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Behind Microsoft Bid On Yahoo
2008-02-04 12:07:00
Ten days later, Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer was reading the CIO Magazine, and read about this interesting thing called PHP, that according to the author you could use to write "WHAT?!". "WHAT?!", obviously a highly advanced and evolved version of "Hello World", caught his attention. So he called Bill Gates. Steve: "Hey, you heard about this PHP thing?" Bill: "Pee Age Pee? You're not that old yet, are you?" Steve: "What? No, wait, it's a programming language, apparently better than ASP.NET." Bill: "Who cares if it's better. I mean; we made the worst operating systems ever and still rule. (Checked out Leopard yet? It is SO cool.)" Steve: "I don't know Bill... remember that internet thing that we didn't know about years ago? Kind of nearly missed the boat there." Bill: "Right. Didn't we solve that in the same way? Worst browser, highest market share, that sort of thing?" Steve: "Yes we did, but then we also didn't know about this 'mp3' thing until it was too late." Bil...
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Behind Sun Microsystem Buy MySQL
2008-02-04 12:03:00
So one day, Scott McNealy, founder and chairman of Sun, read in his morning newspaper how the use of Java was rapidly diminishing, courtesy of something called 'The LAMP Stack'. Furiously, he called his accountant. Scott: "I knew this Java thing was a bad idea in the first place! I see only one solution. We need to buy this Lamp!" Accountant: "Euh, LAMP is not a company. It's an acronym. It's Linux , Apache, MySQL and PHP" Scott: "Then buy me Linux!" Accountant: "But we still have this Solaris thing.." Scott: "Then buy me Apache!" Accountant: "That's a foundation. Nothing to buy there." Scott: "Then buy me MySQL!" Accountant: "We don't do databases." Scott: "It's a database?" Accountant: "What rock have you been living under?" Scott: "Sweet. I can own the Lamp AND piss off Oracle at the same time!" (waves fake plastic magic wand) "Make it so!"And so it happened.
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12 Step Program Of Recovery For Web Addicts
2008-01-24 09:13:00
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.3) I will get dressed before noon.4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.7) I will read a book... if I still remember how.8) I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I ...
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What's Your Name?
2008-01-21 12:02:00
After one of the machines at work suddenly went on the fritz, our boss called the repair service and asked to speak to the manager, Ahmed."Hello, Ed speaking. How can I help you?" said the guy who answered the phone."Sorry," said my boss. "I was looking for Ahmed.""This is Ahmed," came the reply. "How can I help you?""I thought you just said your name was Ed." asked my boss."It is. But whenever I say 'Ahmed,' people think I'm saying, 'I'm Ed,' so I figured it's just easier to be Ed!"
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Very Funny Cats Part 8
2008-01-21 11:54:00
technorati tags: funny, cat, funny+animal, funny+video
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Nine Words Women Use
2008-01-18 07:22:00
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mista...
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I Love You SMS
2008-01-14 09:56:00
I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest================================= =if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian angel, so i could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...================================= =it is hard to talk when your in love because when i look into your beautiful eyes i get my breath taken away==================================R.f or red ,red for blood ,blood for heart, heart for love, love for u ,u for me, me is u , I love u==================================Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch i long 4 so mch,Ur voice so softly dat whispers i'm ur's 4ever b mine my baby "I LOVE U"==================================ill drop a tear drop into the ocean & the day i find that tear drop is the day i stop loving u!==================================baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but I always tell them i...
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Little Girl
2008-01-12 03:57:00
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.'' technorati tags: joke, adult, adult+humor, funny
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What is Love?
2008-01-07 07:44:00
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"The answers got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:____________________"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."Rebbecca- age 8____________________"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."Billy - age 4____________________"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."Karl - age 5____________________"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."Chrissy - age 6____________________"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."Terri - age 4____________________"Love is when my mommy ...
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Women Strike Back :)
2008-01-07 07:41:00
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt,seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "Whatsetting do I use on the washing machine?""It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."And they say blondes are dumb...A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."The woman replies, "I'll miss you...""It'sjust too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of theshower, "honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowedthe lawn like this?""Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A: A rumour.Dear Lord,Ipray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patiencefor his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him todeath.AMENQ: Why do little boys whine?A: They are practicing to be men.Q: What does it mean ...
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Easy Question But Difficult answer
2008-01-02 08:04:00
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.The mechanic shouted across the garage,?Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute.? The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, ?So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind ?em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a newone. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work?? The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic ?..(Guess???.. what doctor would have said ??).......Please try to find out your own answer?.....Here is the answer?........He said : ?Try to do it when the engine is running?.. Some times small and easy questions hav difficult but logical answers..
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