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Link to me
2008-02-15 11:13:00
Want to link with me? This is how:Contact me on this page by giving a comment for a link exchange request, then I'll get to you and decide on the link exchange or not. You have to have the related web/blog as this blog ;)I'll give you a link on my post, just send me a funny and interesting email to retsu782000 on gmail.com with your web/blog address with subject: funny and interesting emails
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Love Quotes
2008-02-14 11:39:00
"One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love." - Sophocles"Attention is the most basic form of love; through it we bless and are blessed." - John Tarrant"We love because it's the only true adventure." - Nikki Giovanni"Love is like quicksilver in the hand.Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away." - Dorothy Parker"Love is friendship set on fire." - unknown"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing." - Goethe"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia." - H.L. Mencken"Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it...It really is worth fighting for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more." - Erica Jong"Sometimes love is stronger than a man's convictions." - Isaac Bashevis Singer"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness." - Oliver Wendell Holmes"Maybe love is like luck. You have to go all the way t...
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God is Like....
2008-02-14 11:15:00
A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results: scroll down. God is like. BAYER ASPIRIN He works miracles. God is like. a FORD He's got a better idea. God is like. COKE He's the real thing. ( This is great) God is like. HALLMARK CARDS He cares enough to send His very best. God is like. TIDE He gets the stain s out that others leave behind. God is like. GENERAL ELECTRIC He brings good things to life. God is like. SEARS He has everything. mmGod is like. ALKA-SELTZER Try Him, you'll like Him God is like. SCOTCH TAPE You can't see Him, but you know He's there. God is like. DELTA He's ready when you are. God is like. ALLSTATE ...
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Colour Consciousness for Valentine?s Day
2008-02-08 10:31:00
Colours propel their presence in all locales and objects that we encounter in our day-to-day activities. Colours also specify certain moods and qualities. Take a glimpse at the significance of colours and use them appropriately in your Valentine ?s Day attire and gifts.Red (Already Booked)Red is the colour of energy, liveliness, love and sexual passion. That is why red roses, red attires and gifts wrapped in red play a dominant role on Valentine?s Day. Red communicates your passion towards your beloved or towards love itself. Maroon and brick red symbolize fun and love.Pink/Rose (I am Freeeeeeeeeeee)Pink is an expression of freshness, love, affection, understanding and sweetness. Pink can be the ideal choice for Valentine?s Day and will subtly help bring to surface the love for your partner. It can also add more love into your lives.Orange (Waiting)Orange is the colour of energy, creativity and practicality. It also denotes happiness and can pep up your moods when your spirits are lo...
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Behind Microsoft Bid On Yahoo
2008-02-04 12:07:00
Ten days later, Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer was reading the CIO Magazine, and read about this interesting thing called PHP, that according to the author you could use to write "WHAT?!". "WHAT?!", obviously a highly advanced and evolved version of "Hello World", caught his attention. So he called Bill Gates. Steve: "Hey, you heard about this PHP thing?" Bill: "Pee Age Pee? You're not that old yet, are you?" Steve: "What? No, wait, it's a programming language, apparently better than ASP.NET." Bill: "Who cares if it's better. I mean; we made the worst operating systems ever and still rule. (Checked out Leopard yet? It is SO cool.)" Steve: "I don't know Bill... remember that internet thing that we didn't know about years ago? Kind of nearly missed the boat there." Bill: "Right. Didn't we solve that in the same way? Worst browser, highest market share, that sort of thing?" Steve: "Yes we did, but then we also didn't know about this 'mp3' thing until it was too late." Bil...
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Behind Sun Microsystem Buy MySQL
2008-02-04 12:03:00
So one day, Scott McNealy, founder and chairman of Sun, read in his morning newspaper how the use of Java was rapidly diminishing, courtesy of something called 'The LAMP Stack'. Furiously, he called his accountant. Scott: "I knew this Java thing was a bad idea in the first place! I see only one solution. We need to buy this Lamp!" Accountant: "Euh, LAMP is not a company. It's an acronym. It's Linux , Apache, MySQL and PHP" Scott: "Then buy me Linux!" Accountant: "But we still have this Solaris thing.." Scott: "Then buy me Apache!" Accountant: "That's a foundation. Nothing to buy there." Scott: "Then buy me MySQL!" Accountant: "We don't do databases." Scott: "It's a database?" Accountant: "What rock have you been living under?" Scott: "Sweet. I can own the Lamp AND piss off Oracle at the same time!" (waves fake plastic magic wand) "Make it so!"And so it happened.
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12 Step Program Of Recovery For Web Addicts
2008-01-24 09:13:00
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.3) I will get dressed before noon.4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.7) I will read a book... if I still remember how.8) I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I ...
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What's Your Name?
2008-01-21 12:02:00
After one of the machines at work suddenly went on the fritz, our boss called the repair service and asked to speak to the manager, Ahmed."Hello, Ed speaking. How can I help you?" said the guy who answered the phone."Sorry," said my boss. "I was looking for Ahmed.""This is Ahmed," came the reply. "How can I help you?""I thought you just said your name was Ed." asked my boss."It is. But whenever I say 'Ahmed,' people think I'm saying, 'I'm Ed,' so I figured it's just easier to be Ed!"
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Very Funny Cats Part 8
2008-01-21 11:54:00
technorati tags: funny, cat, funny+animal, funny+video
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Nine Words Women Use
2008-01-18 07:22:00
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mista...
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I Love You SMS
2008-01-14 09:56:00
I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest================================= =if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian angel, so i could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...================================= =it is hard to talk when your in love because when i look into your beautiful eyes i get my breath taken away==================================R.f or red ,red for blood ,blood for heart, heart for love, love for u ,u for me, me is u , I love u==================================Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch i long 4 so mch,Ur voice so softly dat whispers i'm ur's 4ever b mine my baby "I LOVE U"==================================ill drop a tear drop into the ocean & the day i find that tear drop is the day i stop loving u!==================================baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but I always tell them i...
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Little Girl
2008-01-12 03:57:00
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.'' technorati tags: joke, adult, adult+humor, funny
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What is Love?
2008-01-07 07:44:00
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"The answers got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:____________________"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."Rebbecca- age 8____________________"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."Billy - age 4____________________"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."Karl - age 5____________________"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."Chrissy - age 6____________________"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."Terri - age 4____________________"Love is when my mommy ...
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Women Strike Back :)
2008-01-07 07:41:00
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt,seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "Whatsetting do I use on the washing machine?""It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."And they say blondes are dumb...A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."The woman replies, "I'll miss you...""It'sjust too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of theshower, "honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowedthe lawn like this?""Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A: A rumour.Dear Lord,Ipray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patiencefor his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him todeath.AMENQ: Why do little boys whine?A: They are practicing to be men.Q: What does it mean ...
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Easy Question But Difficult answer
2008-01-02 08:04:00
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.The mechanic shouted across the garage,?Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute.? The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, ?So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind ?em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a newone. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work?? The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic ?..(Guess???.. what doctor would have said ??).......Please try to find out your own answer?.....Here is the answer?........He said : ?Try to do it when the engine is running?.. Some times small and easy questions hav difficult but logical answers..
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10 COMMANDMENTS FOR THE ADULTS
2007-12-21 07:50:00
I . Face and accept the reality of getting old, its consequences and the limitations which growing old brings. Act and behave your age.Quit fooling yourself by trying to look like you were in your youth.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~II . Focus on enjoying people, not on indulging in or accumulating material things.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~III . Plan to spend whatever you have saved. You deserve to enjoy it and the few healthy years you have left. Travel if you can afford it. Don't leave anything for your children or loved ones to quarrel about. By leaving anything, you may even cause more trouble when you Are gone.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IV . Live in the here and now, not in the yesterdays and tomorrows. It is only today that you can handle. Yesterday is gone, tomorrow may not even happen~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~V . Enjoy your grandchildren (if you are blessed with any) but don't be their full time baby sitter. You have no moral obligation to take care of them.Don't have ...
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Chinese Couple
2007-12-10 10:46:00
Chinese couple gets married and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he isnot experienced either, spent all his time working in his father'srestaurant.On the wedding night, she gets naked under the sheets as her husbandundresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring."My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berryfrighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting,juss anyting you want.. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to soundexperienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) forher request. "I want to try somethin I have heard about .. numbaa 69?.More thoughtful silence, this time from him.Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries?"You want?chicken wiff broccori?"
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What Man and Woman Really Think with Their Brains
2007-12-05 07:51:00
A man's brainA woman's brain technorati tags: funny, interesting+fact, brain, man, woman, relationship
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Animal Hand Paintings
2007-12-03 08:25:00
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How to marry a rich guy - Fantastic reply from a financial person
2007-11-30 05:31:00
Friday is the happy days, so read it on ........A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?I'm going to be honest of what I' m going to say here.I' m 25 this year.I'm very pretty, have style and good taste.I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.You might say that I 'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.My requirement is not high.Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary?Are you all married?I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ), $250k annualincome is not enough.I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant,...
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Funky Ad
2007-11-27 05:54:00
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Cat Merchandise for Cats Lover
2007-11-27 05:36:00
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Women Do Get Man Drunk
2007-11-26 10:32:00
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle... My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.The man asks, "Aren'...
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MSN Emoticons, A Reality Version
2007-11-19 11:35:00
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Are You Stress?
2007-11-19 11:17:00
Don't you ever feel like this once in a while? technorati tags: funny, funny+picture, humor,
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Men VS Women (no offense)
2007-11-14 11:20:00
How a man withdraws cash from ATM: 1) Park the car2) Go to ATM3) Insert card4) Enter PIN5) Take money6) Drive away ------------------------- How a woman withdraws cash from ATM: 1) Park the car2) Check makeup3) Turn off engine4) Check makeup5) Go to ATM6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse.7) Insert card8) Hit Cancel9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it.10) Insert card11) Enter PIN12) Take cash13) Go to car14) Check makeup15) Start car16) Stop car17) Run back to ATM18) Take ATM card19) Back to car20) Check makeup21) Start car22) Check makeup23) Drive for ½ mile24) Release handbrake25) Drive on.. Dreamz abt me..
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The 10 Commandments of Marriage
2007-11-13 10:38:00
Commandment 1.Marriage s are made in heaven.But then again, so is thunder and lightning.Commandment 2.If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.Commandment 3.Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!Commandment 4.Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.Commandment 5.When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:Either the car is new or the wife is.Commandment 6.Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.Commandment 7.Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.Commandment 8.Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook...
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Why Women Appear More on Ads 2
2007-11-06 09:17:00
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Why Women Appear More on Ads 1
2007-11-06 08:31:00
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Evolution of Dance
2007-11-03 06:07:00
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