funny and interesting emailsfunny and interesting emailsFind funny emails, funny pictures, jokes, interesting facts, a whole collection of emails and article that I find interesting with various topics. Feel free to read and look for interesting material for your email or just to brighten up your day 
Articles
10 COMMANDMENTS FOR THE ADULTS
2007-12-21 07:50:00 I . Face and accept the reality of getting old, its consequences and the limitations which growing old brings. Act and behave your age.Quit fooling yourself by trying to look like you were in your youth.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~II . Focus on enjoying people, not on indulging in or accumulating material things.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~III . Plan to spend whatever you have saved. You deserve to enjoy it and the few healthy years you have left. Travel if you can afford it. Don't leave anything for your children or loved ones to quarrel about. By leaving anything, you may even cause more trouble when you Are gone.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IV . Live in the here and now, not in the yesterdays and tomorrows. It is only today that you can handle. Yesterday is gone, tomorrow may not even happen~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~V . Enjoy your grandchildren (if you are blessed with any) but don't be their full time baby sitter. You have no moral obligation to take care of them.Don't have ... More About: Funny , Commandments
Chinese Couple
2007-12-10 10:46:00 Chinese couple gets married and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he isnot experienced either, spent all his time working in his father'srestaurant.On the wedding night, she gets naked under the sheets as her husbandundresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring."My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berryfrighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting,juss anyting you want.. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to soundexperienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) forher request. "I want to try somethin I have heard about .. numbaa 69?.More thoughtful silence, this time from him.Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries?"You want?chicken wiff broccori?" More About: Jokes , Funny , Chinese , Couple
What Man and Woman Really Think with Their Brains
2007-12-05 07:51:00 A man's brainA woman's brain technorati tags: funny, interesting+fact, brain, man, woman, relationship More About: Funny Pictures , Woman , Brains
Animal Hand Paintings
2007-12-03 08:25:00 technorati tags: painting, art, hand+painting, animal, funny+picture More About: Animal , Funny Pictures , Paintings , Hand
How to marry a rich guy - Fantastic reply from a financial person
2007-11-30 05:31:00 Friday is the happy days, so read it on ........A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?I'm going to be honest of what I' m going to say here.I' m 25 this year.I'm very pretty, have style and good taste.I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.You might say that I 'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.My requirement is not high.Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary?Are you all married?I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ), $250k annualincome is not enough.I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant,... More About: Jokes , Funny , Rich , Financial , Person
Funky Ad
2007-11-27 05:54:00 technorati tags: ads, funny, joke, humor, funny+picture, cool+ads More About: Funny Pictures , Funky
Cat Merchandise for Cats Lover
2007-11-27 05:36:00 technorati tags: cat, cats, funny+picture, funny, cute, pet, pets More About: Cats , Lover , Animals , Funny Pictures , Merchandise
Women Do Get Man Drunk
2007-11-26 10:32:00 A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle... My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.The man asks, "Aren'... More About: Jokes , Funny , Women , Drunk
MSN Emoticons, A Reality Version
2007-11-19 11:35:00 technorati tags: emoticon, msn, funny, funny+pictures More About: Funny , Reality , Funny Pictures , Version , Emoticons
Are You Stress?
2007-11-19 11:17:00 Don't you ever feel like this once in a while? technorati tags: funny, funny+picture, humor, More About: Funny , Funny Pictures , Stress
Men VS Women (no offense)
2007-11-14 11:20:00 How a man withdraws cash from ATM: 1) Park the car2) Go to ATM3) Insert card4) Enter PIN5) Take money6) Drive away ------------------------- How a woman withdraws cash from ATM: 1) Park the car2) Check makeup3) Turn off engine4) Check makeup5) Go to ATM6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse.7) Insert card8) Hit Cancel9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it.10) Insert card11) Enter PIN12) Take cash13) Go to car14) Check makeup15) Start car16) Stop car17) Run back to ATM18) Take ATM card19) Back to car20) Check makeup21) Start car22) Check makeup23) Drive for ½ mile24) Release handbrake25) Drive on.. Dreamz abt me.. More About: Jokes , Funny , Women
The 10 Commandments of Marriage
2007-11-13 10:38:00 Commandment 1.Marriage s are made in heaven.But then again, so is thunder and lightning.Commandment 2.If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.Commandment 3.Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!Commandment 4.Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.Commandment 5.When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:Either the car is new or the wife is.Commandment 6.Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.Commandment 7.Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.Commandment 8.Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook... More About: Jokes , Funny , Commandments
Why Women Appear More on Ads 2
2007-11-06 09:17:00 technorati tags: funny, funny+pictures, ads More About: Funny , Women , Funny Pictures
Why Women Appear More on Ads 1
2007-11-06 08:31:00 technorati tags: funny, funny+pictures, ads More About: Funny , Women , Funny Pictures
Evolution of Dance
2007-11-03 06:07:00 technorati tags: funny, funny+video More About: Evolution , Dance , Funny Video
ABC of motivation
2007-11-02 05:46:00 A void negative sources, people, places, things and habits.B elieve in yourself.C onsider things from every angle.D on't give up and don't give in.E njoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come.F amily and friends are hidden treasures; enjoy their riches.G ive more than you planned to.H ang on to your dreams.I gnore those who try to discourage you.J ust do it.K eep trying no matter how hard it seems, it will get easier.L ove yourself first and most.M ake it happen.N ever lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal.O pen your eyes and see things as they really are.P ractice makes perfect.Q uitters never win and winners never quit.R ead, study and learn about everything important in your life.S top procrastinating.T ake control of your own destiny.U nderstand yourself in order to better understand others.V isualize it.W ant it more than anything.E X cellerate your efforts.Y ou are unique of all God's creations, nothing can replace YOU.Z ero in on your target and g... More About: Motivation
how to add smilies to blogger [del.icio.us]
2007-11-02 05:21:00 add smilies to your blogger More About: Blogger , Smilies
tutorial to cut your blog post hack [del.icio.us]
2007-11-02 05:18:00 nice blogging hacks More About: Tutorial , Post , Blog , Hack
How I Was Born? IT Version
2007-11-01 03:54:00 A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:Scroll Down----------You got Male! technorati tags: funny, joke, adult humor More About: Jokes , Funny , Version
10 Sgns You Love Someone
2007-10-24 11:27:00 sure it?s true..!10 signs you love someoneTEN:You feel shy whenever they're around.NINE:You smile when you hear their voice.EIGHT:When you look at them, you can't seethe otherpeople around you, you just seehim/her.SIX:They're all you think about.FIVE:You realize you're always smiling whenyou'reLooking at them.FOUR:You would do anything for them, justto see them.THREE:While reading this, there was oneperson on yourmind this whole time.TWO:You were so busy thinking about thatperson, youdidnt notice number seven was missingONE:You just scrolled up to check & arenow silentlylaughing at yourself. technorati tags: love, relationship, funny More About: Funny , Love , Some
How to Survive an Alien Attack
2007-10-23 06:43:00 technorati tags: parody, funny+video More About: Funny Video , Alien , Survive , Attack , Atta
If You Are Seventy Years Old
2007-10-23 06:36:00 If you were to live Seventy years perhaps you would spend: 24 years sleeping 14 years working 8 years in amusement 6 years at the dinner table 5 years in transportation 4 years in conversation 3 years in education 3 years reading 3 years watching television So If you went to a place of worship every Sundayand prayed 5 minutes every morning and night,you would be giving Almighty Lord 5 months of your life. So what is wrong in giving 5 months out of 70 years to the Lordwho gave you a full 70 years anyway? More About: Years
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
2007-10-20 04:24:00 BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.GIRL : If w! e become engaged will you give me a ring??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me...GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest coupleGIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??BOY : I love you and I could die for you!GIRL : How soon??BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.MAN : You remind me of the sea.WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?MAN : NO, because you m! ake me sick.WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.MARY : John says I'm pretty... More About: Jokes , Questions , Smart , Stupid , Answers
Condom Fashion Show In China 2
2007-10-18 08:32:00 technorati tags: condom, adult, fashion More About: Funny , Fashion , China , Show , Fashion Show
Why Men Don't Want to Go to The Doctor
2007-10-09 14:38:00 A man speaks frantically into the phone,"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor queries."No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"*************** Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.Doctor: The lab called with your test results.They said you have 24 hours to live.Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE?What's the very bad news?Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.*************** "Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?""Yes, of course...""Great! I never could before!"*************** A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"And the man replies, "No, just spots."*************** technorati tags: joke, jokes, humor, funny, More About: Jokes , Funny
Blonde Crocodile Hunter
2007-10-02 11:22:00 A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?"She looked at him with her own sly smile and said "I was born and raised on a farm. I think I will"The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun inhand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hau... More About: Jokes , Funny , Hunter , Hunt
Nice Quotes
2007-10-01 13:28:00 Coaches who can outline plays on a black board are a dime a dozen.The ones who win get inside their player and motivate.Vince LombardiEmptiness is a symptom that you are not living creatively.You either have no goal that is important enough to you,Oryou are not using your talents and efforts in a striving toward an important goal.Maxwell MaltzThose who are lifting the world upward and onward are those who encourage more than criticize.Elizabeth HarrisonAny fool can criticize, condemn, and complainButit takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.Dale CarnegieNo pressure, no diamonds.Mary CaseThings are not happening to you. Things are happening because of you.AnonymousIt's been said that the only constant is change.I don't agree with that.There's another constant, and that's the desire for change.Dr. Robert Maurer More About: Quotes , Nice
28 WAYS TO MAKE A GIRL SMILE =)
2007-10-01 13:13:00 [1] tell her she is Beautiful. not hot or fine. [2] hold her hand at ANY moment even if it is just for a second.[3] Kiss her on the forehead.[4] leave her voice messages to wake up to.[5] ALWAYS tell her you love her at any & and all times. [6] when she is upset, hold her tight & tell her how much she means to u [7] recognize the small things ..they usually mean the most.[8] call her Sweetie or BABY [9] Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is [10] pick her over all the OTHER girls you hang out with[11] write her notes. (she loves them) [12] introduce her to family & friends as your girlfriend[13] play with her hair.[14] pick her up, tickle her, & play WRESTLE with her.[15] sit in the park & just TALK to her.[16] tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her joke[17] throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because u missed her. [18] let her fall asleep in your arms[19] carve your names into a TREE.[20] if ... More About: Girl , Smile , Make
Three Answers
2007-09-29 07:17:00 In Life we get Answers i n Three ways,Sometimes: YES and we get Whatever we Want,Sometimes: NO and we get Something BetterSometimes: Wait and we get the Best"Don't just Dream. Live your Dream.""Remember, every minute spent in anger is sixty seconds of happiness wasted."
How To Know Your Mobile is Original or Not?
More articles from this author:2007-09-26 09:53:00 Would like to know your mobile is original or not?!Type : * # 06 #After you enter the code you will see a new code contain 15 digits:4 3 4 5 6 6 1 0 6 7 8 9 4 3 5IF the digit number Seven & Eight is02 or 20 that mean it was Assembly onAsia which is very Bad quality :IF the digit number Seven & Eight is08 or 80 that mean its manufacturedin Germany which is not badIF the digit number Seven & Eight is01 or 10 that mean its manufacturedin Finland which is Good.IF the digit number Seven & Eight is00 that mean its manufactured inFrance which is the best Mobile Quality .... :............ ...... Try it.......... ........ technorati tags: mobile, mobile+phone, hp, handphone, phone, ponsel, pda, smartphone, pdaphone, gadget More About: Original , Bile , Origin 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
|
 |
|
 |
