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ABC of motivation
2007-11-02 05:46:00 A void negative sources, people, places, things and habits.B elieve in yourself.C onsider things from every angle.D on't give up and don't give in.E njoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come.F amily and friends are hidden treasures; enjoy their riches.G ive more than you planned to.H ang on to your dreams.I gnore those who try to discourage you.J ust do it.K eep trying no matter how hard it seems, it will get easier.L ove yourself first and most.M ake it happen.N ever lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal.O pen your eyes and see things as they really are.P ractice makes perfect.Q uitters never win and winners never quit.R ead, study and learn about everything important in your life.S top procrastinating.T ake control of your own destiny.U nderstand yourself in order to better understand others.V isualize it.W ant it more than anything.E X cellerate your efforts.Y ou are unique of all God's creations, nothing can replace YOU.Z ero in on your target and g... More About: Motivation
how to add smilies to blogger [del.icio.us]
2007-11-02 05:21:00 add smilies to your blogger More About: Blogger , Smilies
tutorial to cut your blog post hack [del.icio.us]
2007-11-02 05:18:00 nice blogging hacks More About: Tutorial , Post , Blog , Hack
How I Was Born? IT Version
2007-11-01 03:54:00 A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:Scroll Down----------You got Male! technorati tags: funny, joke, adult humor More About: Jokes , Funny , Version
10 Sgns You Love Someone
2007-10-24 11:27:00 sure it?s true..!10 signs you love someoneTEN:You feel shy whenever they're around.NINE:You smile when you hear their voice.EIGHT:When you look at them, you can't seethe otherpeople around you, you just seehim/her.SIX:They're all you think about.FIVE:You realize you're always smiling whenyou'reLooking at them.FOUR:You would do anything for them, justto see them.THREE:While reading this, there was oneperson on yourmind this whole time.TWO:You were so busy thinking about thatperson, youdidnt notice number seven was missingONE:You just scrolled up to check & arenow silentlylaughing at yourself. technorati tags: love, relationship, funny More About: Funny , Love , Some
How to Survive an Alien Attack
2007-10-23 06:43:00 technorati tags: parody, funny+video More About: Funny Video , Alien , Survive , Attack , Atta
If You Are Seventy Years Old
2007-10-23 06:36:00 If you were to live Seventy years perhaps you would spend: 24 years sleeping 14 years working 8 years in amusement 6 years at the dinner table 5 years in transportation 4 years in conversation 3 years in education 3 years reading 3 years watching television So If you went to a place of worship every Sundayand prayed 5 minutes every morning and night,you would be giving Almighty Lord 5 months of your life. So what is wrong in giving 5 months out of 70 years to the Lordwho gave you a full 70 years anyway? More About: Years
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
2007-10-20 04:24:00 BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.GIRL : If w! e become engaged will you give me a ring??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me...GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest coupleGIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??BOY : I love you and I could die for you!GIRL : How soon??BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.MAN : You remind me of the sea.WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?MAN : NO, because you m! ake me sick.WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.MARY : John says I'm pretty... More About: Jokes , Questions , Smart , Stupid , Answers
Condom Fashion Show In China 2
2007-10-18 08:32:00 technorati tags: condom, adult, fashion More About: Funny , Fashion , China , Show , Fashion Show
Why Men Don't Want to Go to The Doctor
2007-10-09 14:38:00 A man speaks frantically into the phone,"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor queries."No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"*************** Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.Doctor: The lab called with your test results.They said you have 24 hours to live.Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE?What's the very bad news?Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.*************** "Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?""Yes, of course...""Great! I never could before!"*************** A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"And the man replies, "No, just spots."*************** technorati tags: joke, jokes, humor, funny, More About: Jokes , Funny
Blonde Crocodile Hunter
2007-10-02 11:22:00 A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?"She looked at him with her own sly smile and said "I was born and raised on a farm. I think I will"The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun inhand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hau... More About: Jokes , Funny , Hunter , Hunt
Nice Quotes
2007-10-01 13:28:00 Coaches who can outline plays on a black board are a dime a dozen.The ones who win get inside their player and motivate.Vince LombardiEmptiness is a symptom that you are not living creatively.You either have no goal that is important enough to you,Oryou are not using your talents and efforts in a striving toward an important goal.Maxwell MaltzThose who are lifting the world upward and onward are those who encourage more than criticize.Elizabeth HarrisonAny fool can criticize, condemn, and complainButit takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.Dale CarnegieNo pressure, no diamonds.Mary CaseThings are not happening to you. Things are happening because of you.AnonymousIt's been said that the only constant is change.I don't agree with that.There's another constant, and that's the desire for change.Dr. Robert Maurer More About: Quotes , Nice
28 WAYS TO MAKE A GIRL SMILE =)
2007-10-01 13:13:00 [1] tell her she is Beautiful. not hot or fine. [2] hold her hand at ANY moment even if it is just for a second.[3] Kiss her on the forehead.[4] leave her voice messages to wake up to.[5] ALWAYS tell her you love her at any & and all times. [6] when she is upset, hold her tight & tell her how much she means to u [7] recognize the small things ..they usually mean the most.[8] call her Sweetie or BABY [9] Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is [10] pick her over all the OTHER girls you hang out with[11] write her notes. (she loves them) [12] introduce her to family & friends as your girlfriend[13] play with her hair.[14] pick her up, tickle her, & play WRESTLE with her.[15] sit in the park & just TALK to her.[16] tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her joke[17] throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because u missed her. [18] let her fall asleep in your arms[19] carve your names into a TREE.[20] if ... More About: Girl , Smile , Make
Three Answers
2007-09-29 07:17:00 In Life we get Answers i n Three ways,Sometimes: YES and we get Whatever we Want,Sometimes: NO and we get Something BetterSometimes: Wait and we get the Best"Don't just Dream. Live your Dream.""Remember, every minute spent in anger is sixty seconds of happiness wasted."
How To Know Your Mobile is Original or Not?
2007-09-26 09:53:00 Would like to know your mobile is original or not?!Type : * # 06 #After you enter the code you will see a new code contain 15 digits:4 3 4 5 6 6 1 0 6 7 8 9 4 3 5IF the digit number Seven & Eight is02 or 20 that mean it was Assembly onAsia which is very Bad quality :IF the digit number Seven & Eight is08 or 80 that mean its manufacturedin Germany which is not badIF the digit number Seven & Eight is01 or 10 that mean its manufacturedin Finland which is Good.IF the digit number Seven & Eight is00 that mean its manufactured inFrance which is the best Mobile Quality .... :............ ...... Try it.......... ........ technorati tags: mobile, mobile+phone, hp, handphone, phone, ponsel, pda, smartphone, pdaphone, gadget More About: Original , Bile , Origin
Strange Facts About The Human Body
2007-09-24 12:28:00 Every single day you, unless you are already bald, will lose as many as 100 strands of hair ? that?s 36,500 in a year. This is rather worrying as the average human scalp has 100,000 hairs. A... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Facts , Body , Human , Strange , Tran
Never loose an opportunity
2007-09-21 12:19:00 A Young man wished to marry the Farmer's Beautiful Daughter. He went to the Farmer to ask his permission. The Farmer looked him over and said, "Son, Go stand out in that field. I'm going to release... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Stories , Opportunity , Unit
Grandma's Boyfriend
2007-09-18 11:30:00 A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Boyfriend
Reason Why Never Visit a 5 Star Hotel
2007-09-17 08:45:00 Question : " What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?" Answer: " tea please " Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Jokes , Funny , Hotel , Star , Reason
INTERESTING YET FUNNY
2007-09-17 08:36:00 * You can become an engineer if u study in Engineering college .. U cannot become a president if u study in Presidency College ! ************ * You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop... You cannot... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Jokes , Funny , Interesting , Eres
Too Much Talking
2007-09-14 08:16:00 Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good, mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart little girl,... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Jokes , Funny , Talking
Internet Parking Ticket
2007-09-12 12:36:00 Offender : You! Date: Today Offense #ZD101FB608 : In Front Of The Computer TOO LONG! Details of Offense : During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police, have discovered that... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Jokes , Funny , Parking , Ticket
Glass & Lake
2007-09-10 05:31:00 Once an unhappy young man came to an old master and told he was very sad and asked for a solution. The old Master instructed the unhappy young man to put a handful of salt in a glass of water and... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Stories , Glass , Lake
Uncured Cold
2007-09-10 05:19:00 A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Jokes , Funny , Cold , Cure
How men get into trouble
2007-09-06 07:17:00 One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, " Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Jokes , Funny
IF MEN GOT PREGNANT
2007-09-05 04:47:00 Maternity leave would last two years... With full pay.There would be a cure for stretch marks.Natural childbirth would become obsolete.Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Jokes , Funny , Pregnant
Superman-How It Should Have Ended
2007-09-04 07:43:00 [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Funny , Funny Video , Superman
Lego HARRY POTTER
2007-09-04 07:41:00 [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Funny , Harry Potter , Funny Video , Potter , Lego
Sex on Car
2007-09-04 07:27:00 technorati tags: funny, funny+pictures, funny+animal+pictures, funny+animals, humor [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Funny , Funny Pictures
Funny SAT Answers
More articles from this author:2007-09-03 11:51:00 The following questions and answers were collated from the SAT tests Given to 16 years-old students! Don't laugh too hard -- one of them Could become president one day! You have to admit some are... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Jokes , Funny , Answers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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