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10 Signs You Really Are Old
2009-06-14 19:40:00 You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.Turn off the lights for economical reasons, not romantic ones.You read the obituaries to find eligible women.Old ladies offer to help you cross the street.Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals.A beautiful girl walks by and nothing happens.You have all the answers but nobody is asking you the questions.You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.All the names in your little black book end with MD (mentally deficient). More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Signs
Bus Incident
2009-06-09 16:51:00 A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That`s the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong."The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that.""You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!""That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey." More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor
The Blond Flight Attendant
2009-05-30 13:10:00 An airline captain was helping a new blond flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight.The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her.She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!""You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?"She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!" More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Blond
Software Development Life Cycle, SDLC, The Hard Way
2009-05-26 12:16:00 This is why making a software needs sixth sense ability :)) More About: Software , Funny , Humor , Life , Software Development
Double Talking Women
2009-05-22 12:46:00 A husband shows his wife a study which indicates that on the average men use 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000.The wife thinks about this and then tells her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. The husband turns from the paper and says, "What?" More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Women , Double
Flying Turtle
2009-05-17 13:16:00 Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted." More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Turtle , Flying
Pregnant Wife
2009-05-11 09:09:00 A man frantically speaks into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" The doctor asks. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!" More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Wife , Pregnant
Facebook Dating Manners
2009-05-04 12:52:00 Imagining that facebook exist in the forties :)) More About: Videos , Funny , Dating , Facebook
Written Job Application
2009-04-16 13:25:00 Two young men with equal qualifications apply for the same job. In order to determine which individual to hire, the manager gives them a written test. Both men score nine out of 10 on the test; however, the manager decides to go with the first applicant."Why would you do that?" asks the rejected second applicant. "We both got nine questions correct.""Your fellow applicant wrote 'I don't know' for question five. You put down, 'Neither do I.'" More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor
Cousin Jack Falls Apart
2009-03-19 05:45:00 One friend was talking with another friend about his cousin who recently passed away. "By the time cousin Jack died he had a transplanted heart, a plastic hip joint, a plastic leg and a plastic arm.""Where did they burry him?'""Duh - they didn't bury him, he was recycled!" More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor
IT Practician' s Twin Childen
2009-03-18 07:37:00 This is why IT people like reusable item... :)) More About: Funny , Humor , Funny Pictures
Career Growth Meter Through Your Stomach
2009-03-17 07:01:00 Interesting isn't it? The bigger the salary the bigger size of stomach you get :)) More About: Funny , Humor , Funny Pictures , Career , Growth
Essential Desert Objects
2009-02-16 11:38:00 A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could each take one thing with them. The first guy decides to take an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants. The second guy decides to take a water bottle so that he won't get thirsty. Finally, the third guy decides to take a car door.The judge asked, "Why in the world would you want to take a car door?" The man replies, "Just in case it gets hot, I can roll down the window." More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Objects
Just for Laughs
2008-06-10 11:20:00 Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.1st: How yours look like?2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!**********Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.He shoots his friend to death.Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".**********What is the definition of Mistress?Someone between the Mister and Mattress**********Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??"Without Information Fighting Everytime"Wife replies," No, It means ,"With Idiot For Ever!!!"**********Three Feelings:What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, andPanicis when both are pregnant.**********Teacher: u know the importance of period?Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.**********Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all the... More About: Jokes , Funny
Vocaloid Nendoroid Video Dance
2008-06-10 11:09:00 This is extremely cute... A bunch of Vocaloid characters doing a cute dance! ^^More info on the Vocaloid @ Wikipedia.The singing in the first song is done by the program. More About: Video , Funny , Dance , Funny Video
Women Staying at Home It doesn't Mean She Does Nothing
2008-06-06 12:09:00 A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Women , Home
How To Annoy Your Co-Workers
2008-05-31 09:04:00 How to Annoy Your Co-Workers 1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you.3) Make up nicknames for all your co-workers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachie."4) Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."5) Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as often since you did this.6) While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive. Call everyone Madge.7) Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee, a printout, or whatever, slap yourself at random the whole way.8) Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiti... More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor
Toilet Theme Restaurant
2008-05-29 11:46:00 This is a real restaurant in Taiwan, Taiwan's ultra-popular Toilet Bowl Restaurant (known by locals as the Marton Theme Restaurant) The name after the Chinese word "matong" which translates as you guessed it toilet.The restaurant's decoration are tables maded out of converted sinks and bathtubs. Real shower nozzles and shower curtains hang overhead. Most importantly, there are actual toilets, bidets, urinals, and Oriental "squatters" (which pretty closely resemble hospital bedpans) everywhere. They are the seats you sit on. They are the wall decorations you look at. Sitting in the toilet while eating might be a new experience for all of you food fanatics. technorati tags: funny, funny+pictures, humor, toilet, restaurant More About: Funny , Humor , Funny Pictures
Divorce Cakes
2008-05-26 06:46:00 technorati tags: funny, funny+pictures, humor, joke, divorce, cakes More About: Divorce , Funny , Funny Pictures , Cakes
25 Tips for A Healthy Heart
2008-05-23 10:41:00 technorati tags: health,, healthy+heart,, heart,, diet,, Health y+life More About: Tips , Heart , Healthy
Funny cats and dogs
2008-05-22 10:48:00 technorati tags: funny, humor, funny+video, funny+animal+video, cats, cat, dog, dogs More About: Funny , Dogs , Cats , Funny Video , Cats and Dogs
Never Argue with a Woman
2008-05-19 12:25:00 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?"). "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.""If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman."But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden."That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.""Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can als... More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Woman , A Woman
The ABC's Of Internet Safety
2008-05-18 05:49:00 A. Never reveal your name, address, phone number, city or province/state you live in.B. Never reveal the name of the school you attend.C. Stay out of adult chat rooms.D. Never order anything online without a parent or guardians permission.E. Never fill out an online form without a parent or guardians permission.F. Always let a parent or guardian check a website for adult content before going there yourself.G. Always tell a parent or guardian if you feel you've been approached by a person in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable.H. Never, ever agree to an in person meeting with someone you've met online without a parent or guardian going with you.I. Never send your photograph through email.J. Never open an attachment to an email before your parent or guardian has a chance to check it first.K. People aren't always who they appear to be. Someone may claim to be your friend when, in reality, they're trying to lure you in to doing something you may later regret.L. Repor... More About: Internet , Safety
Secret To Success
2008-05-16 05:43:00 A young man asked an old rich guy how he made his money. The old guy said, "Well, son, it was 1932, the depths of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for 10 cents. The next morning, I invested those 10 cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 p.m. for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of a $1.37. Then my wife's father died and left us 10 million dollars." technorati tags: funny, joke, jokes, humor More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Success , Secret
DECOTTI: Create Your Own Kawaii Key Chain from Japan
2008-05-13 08:47:00 Japan is full of crazy stuffs. Meet Decotti from Takara Tomy, tool to make artificial candy jewelry. It looks like candy, cookies, fruits, but it's not. And you get to decorate your phone, key chains, or what so ever with it. Pretty neat right? Even adult women loves it.I'm guessing if you're good at this game then you'll do fabulous in cake decorating ;) More About: Japan , Chain , Kawaii , Create
Famous Mothers Quotes
2008-05-12 08:39:00 COLUMBUS' MOTHER:"I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!"MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:"Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is toget that stuff off the ceiling?"NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:"All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out ofthere and show me."ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:"Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"MARY'S MOTHER:"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got abetter grade than you."GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:"The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!"PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew."ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:"But it'... More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Quotes , Famous
~Types of Mom~
2008-05-12 08:33:00 (Mother's Day Sepcial)For every special mom who is so beloved and specail for her kids~Artisan Mother~You should be very happy to have an artisan mother, for you can afford to be a carefree child and do as your heart tells you. An artisan mother would not be very strict and not much of a disciplinarian. You will learn from her to deviate from the usual norms.Artisan mothers are playful, daring and also sensual. Artisan mothers love adventures. They look for fun and enjoyment in the small acts of life. Typically, they are unconventional and spontaneous. These free-spirited mothers are emotional and impulsive by nature. You have an advantage with artisan mothers; and that is such mothers are more-often-than-not generous to faults. You can possibly have your way by touching the emotional strings attached to their hearts. They are usually very daring and are least afraid of the risks in life.If you refer to celebrity mothers to have a clear understanding of the personality of an artisa... More About: Funny , Humor , Types
20 Great Liners
More articles from this author:2008-05-09 06:56:00 Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.True friends stab you in the front.Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to ot... More About: Funny , Great , Quotes , Liners 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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