funny and interesting emails

RSS Feed Homepage

Articles: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

Just for Laughs
2008-06-10 11:20:00
Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.1st: How yours look like?2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!**********Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.He shoots his friend to death.Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".**********What is the definition of Mistress?Someone between the Mister and Mattress**********Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??"Without Information Fighting Everytime"Wife replies," No, It means ,"With Idiot For Ever!!!"**********Three Feelings:What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, andPanicis when both are pregnant.**********Teacher: u know the importance of period?Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.**********Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all the...
More About: Jokes , Funny

Vocaloid Nendoroid Video Dance
2008-06-10 11:09:00
This is extremely cute... A bunch of Vocaloid characters doing a cute dance! ^^More info on the Vocaloid @ Wikipedia.The singing in the first song is done by the program.
More About: Video , Funny , Dance , Funny Video

Women Staying at Home It doesn't Mean She Does Nothing
2008-06-06 12:09:00
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the ...
More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Women , Home

How To Annoy Your Co-Workers
2008-05-31 09:04:00
How to Annoy Your Co-Workers 1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you.3) Make up nicknames for all your co-workers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachie."4) Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."5) Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as often since you did this.6) While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive. Call everyone Madge.7) Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee, a printout, or whatever, slap yourself at random the whole way.8) Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiti...
More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor

Toilet Theme Restaurant
2008-05-29 11:46:00
This is a real restaurant in Taiwan, Taiwan's ultra-popular Toilet Bowl Restaurant (known by locals as the Marton Theme Restaurant) The name after the Chinese word "matong" which translates as you guessed it toilet.The restaurant's decoration are tables maded out of converted sinks and bathtubs. Real shower nozzles and shower curtains hang overhead. Most importantly, there are actual toilets, bidets, urinals, and Oriental "squatters" (which pretty closely resemble hospital bedpans) everywhere. They are the seats you sit on. They are the wall decorations you look at. Sitting in the toilet while eating might be a new experience for all of you food fanatics. technorati tags: funny, funny+pictures, humor, toilet, restaurant
More About: Funny , Humor , Funny Pictures

Divorce Cakes
2008-05-26 06:46:00
technorati tags: funny, funny+pictures, humor, joke, divorce, cakes
More About: Divorce , Funny , Funny Pictures , Cakes

25 Tips for A Healthy Heart
2008-05-23 10:41:00
technorati tags: health,, healthy+heart,, heart,, diet,, Health y+life
More About: Tips , Heart , Healthy

Funny cats and dogs
2008-05-22 10:48:00
technorati tags: funny, humor, funny+video, funny+animal+video, cats, cat, dog, dogs
More About: Funny , Dogs , Cats , Funny Video , Cats and Dogs

Never Argue with a Woman
2008-05-19 12:25:00
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?"). "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.""If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman."But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden."That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.""Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can als...
More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Woman , A Woman

The ABC's Of Internet Safety
2008-05-18 05:49:00
A. Never reveal your name, address, phone number, city or province/state you live in.B. Never reveal the name of the school you attend.C. Stay out of adult chat rooms.D. Never order anything online without a parent or guardians permission.E. Never fill out an online form without a parent or guardians permission.F. Always let a parent or guardian check a website for adult content before going there yourself.G. Always tell a parent or guardian if you feel you've been approached by a person in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable.H. Never, ever agree to an in person meeting with someone you've met online without a parent or guardian going with you.I. Never send your photograph through email.J. Never open an attachment to an email before your parent or guardian has a chance to check it first.K. People aren't always who they appear to be. Someone may claim to be your friend when, in reality, they're trying to lure you in to doing something you may later regret.L. Repor...
More About: Internet , Safety

Secret To Success
2008-05-16 05:43:00
A young man asked an old rich guy how he made his money. The old guy said, "Well, son, it was 1932, the depths of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for 10 cents. The next morning, I invested those 10 cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 p.m. for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of a $1.37. Then my wife's father died and left us 10 million dollars." technorati tags: funny, joke, jokes, humor
More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Success , Secret

DECOTTI: Create Your Own Kawaii Key Chain from Japan
2008-05-13 08:47:00
Japan is full of crazy stuffs. Meet Decotti from Takara Tomy, tool to make artificial candy jewelry. It looks like candy, cookies, fruits, but it's not. And you get to decorate your phone, key chains, or what so ever with it. Pretty neat right? Even adult women loves it.I'm guessing if you're good at this game then you'll do fabulous in cake decorating ;)
More About: Japan , Chain , Kawaii , Create

Famous Mothers Quotes
2008-05-12 08:39:00
COLUMBUS' MOTHER:"I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!"MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:"Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is toget that stuff off the ceiling?"NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:"All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out ofthere and show me."ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:"Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"MARY'S MOTHER:"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got abetter grade than you."GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:"The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!"PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew."ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:"But it'...
More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Quotes , Famous

~Types of Mom~
2008-05-12 08:33:00
(Mother's Day Sepcial)For every special mom who is so beloved and specail for her kids~Artisan Mother~You should be very happy to have an artisan mother, for you can afford to be a carefree child and do as your heart tells you. An artisan mother would not be very strict and not much of a disciplinarian. You will learn from her to deviate from the usual norms.Artisan mothers are playful, daring and also sensual. Artisan mothers love adventures. They look for fun and enjoyment in the small acts of life. Typically, they are unconventional and spontaneous. These free-spirited mothers are emotional and impulsive by nature. You have an advantage with artisan mothers; and that is such mothers are more-often-than-not generous to faults. You can possibly have your way by touching the emotional strings attached to their hearts. They are usually very daring and are least afraid of the risks in life.If you refer to celebrity mothers to have a clear understanding of the personality of an artisa...
More About: Funny , Humor , Types

20 Great Liners
2008-05-09 06:56:00
Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.True friends stab you in the front.Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to ot...
More About: Funny , Great , Quotes , Liners

Few Interesting Facts
2008-05-08 13:27:00
Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions.Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.The average person's field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe.Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979.Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.Those stars and colour...
More About: Funny , Interesting , Facts

One Hundred and One Reasons to go Vegetarian
2008-05-03 07:37:00
People, Land, Air, Water Efficiency, Animals, Health PEOPLEEvery year in the UK we feed our livestock enough food to feed 250,000,000 people while in the world 30,000,000 people die of starvation 20 vegetarians can live off the land required by one meat eater Every 3 seconds a child dies of starvation somewhere in the world If Americans reduced their meat consumption by 10% it would free 12,000,000 tons of grain - enough to feed 60,000,000 people (the population of Great Britain) If all Americans became vegetarian, it would free enough grain to feed 600,000,000 people (the population of India) Intensification in animal farming has displaced 1,000,000's of people from their traditional lands - eg. indigenous people in south & central america, native americans in north america & crofters in Great Britain - this is continuing today People displaced from their lands into cities succumb to dietary deficiency, diseases, parasites & opportunistic diseases In third wo...
More About: Vegetarian , Reasons

Learn To speak Chinese
2008-04-28 09:27:00
Are you harboring a fugitive - Hu Yu Hai DingSee me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia NaoSmall Horse - Tai Ni Po NiYour price is too high - No Bai Dam ThingDid you go to the beach - Wai Yu So TanI bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai NiI think you need a facelift - Chin Tu FatIt's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?That was an unauthorized execution. - Lin ChingI thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?This is a tow away zone. - No Pah KingYou are not very bright - Yu So DumI got this for free - Ai No PeiI am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum NaoThey have arrived - Hia Dei KumStay out of sight - Lei LoHe's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing KaDoes this bathroom stink! - Hu Flung Dung? technorati tags: joke, jokes, humor, funny, chinese+jokes, chinese
More About: Chinese , Speak , Learn

A Touching Speech
2008-04-28 09:25:00
Eleven people - ten men and one woman – were clinging to a rope hanging from a helicopter. They decided one person had to let go or they would all die.The woman gave a touching speech about how she would give up her life to save the others because females were used to making sacrifices for their husbands and childern and not receiving anything in rerturn.When she finished speaking, all the men clapped.
More About: Speech

Management Lessons
2008-04-21 09:58:00
Story # 1It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken"Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you"Fox: "Hmm... But it's a very complicated mechanism, and your big claws will only destroy it even more."Lion: "Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed"Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions with great claws cannot fix complicated watches"Lion: "Sure they do, give it to me and it will be fixed"The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. The fox is impressed, and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very pleased with himself. Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun.Wolf: "Can I come and watch TV tonight with you, because mine is broken"Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix your TV for you"Wolf: "You don't expect me to believ...
More About: Stories , Management , Lessons

The Parrot
2008-04-19 10:07:00
A man received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.The man tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playingsoft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, the man put the parrot in the freezer.For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. Then suddenly there wasquiet. Not a sound for half a minute. The man was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.The parrot calmly stepped out onto the man's extended arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior.I really am ...
More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Parrot

Secrets of a Happy married Life
2008-04-09 12:23:00
Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respectto each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."X asked, "Can you explain?"Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as mywife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other'sdecisions."Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples"Y said, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how muchamount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, airconditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keepa maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"X asked, "Then what is your role?"Y said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whetherAmerica should attack Iraq , whether Britain should lift sanctionover Zimbabwe , whether to widen African economy, whether SachinTendulkar should retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVERobjects to any of these". technorati t...
More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Life , Happy

Meet Rabbit Tzuki
2008-04-04 09:26:00
1.<HUNGRY>2.<MILK>3.<ALONE >5.<PARTNER>This funny character is rabbit tzuki originally created by momo. I like it, so funny ;) technorati tags: rabbit, tzuki, emoticon, funny+pictures, funny, humor
More About: Funny , Humor , Funny Pictures , Meet

Pictures of Geek Culture
2008-04-03 08:33:00
document.write(''); Read this doc on Scribd: Pictures of Geek Culture var scribd_doc = new scribd.Document(32500, 'jl6irhewlnci4'); scribd_doc.write('embedded_flash_32500_1c rwyt');
More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor

Garbage Bags
2008-04-02 10:11:00
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 note falls out onto the pavement.Noticing this, a policeman stops her.... "Ma'am, there are $20 notes falling out of that bag ......"Darn!" says the little old lady ..."I'd better go back and see if I Can still find some. Thanks for the warning!""Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?Did you steal it?""Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper,and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say, "$20 or off it comes" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop."OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?""...
More About: Jokes , Funny , Bags , Garbage

Why ZeroCal??
2008-04-02 08:54:00
Why ZeroCal??Australians consume an average of 1200 calories a day in excess of recommended levels*. Although recent focus in the public mind has been on the negative effects of fats, excess calories still contribute to the obesity epidemic in a major way.How It Works* The meals contain a large proportion of foods with negative calories (cauliflower, cucumbers, celery, garlic etc.) creating a calorie deficit.* ?Many high-calorie foods (like meat) are substituted with lower-calorie foods that are just as delicious (like seafood).* ?The remaining calories are erased through our proprietary CalBurnKnob? technology. This is a knob on the takeaway box that's very hard to open (see picture below) ? meaning you burn off the remainder just by opening the container!How To OrderClick here to see restaurants that deliver ZeroCal? meals to your area.Note: This post is a special contribution to Candy, xxx@gmail.com, one of the blog readers that sent me this April fool's joke material. You can ...
More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor

Funny Animals with Photoshop 3
2008-03-28 07:16:00
technorati tags: animals, funny+pictures, funny, funny+animals, funny
More About: Funny , Photoshop , Animals , Funny Pictures

Funny Animals with Photoshop 2
2008-03-27 07:00:00
technorati tags: animals, funny+pictures, funny, funny+animals, funny
More About: Funny , Humor , Photoshop , Animals , Funny Pictures

Wearing The Pants
2008-03-27 06:52:00
A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she said. "That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. "I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to stay until your attitude changes." technorati tags: funny, jokes, joke, humor
More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Pants

Funny Animals with Photoshop 1
2008-03-26 06:08:00
technorati tags: animals, funny+pictures, funny, funny+animals, funny
More About: Funny , Photoshop , Animals , Funny Pictures