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Falling Into sleep
2007-08-29 08:00:00
Falling asleep is sometimes troublesome for meI just sit here and think about stupid shit when I can't fall asleepHow much money I have and how much I need to make to make sure I pay off credit card bills on timeDoin math in my head and making sure everything adds up okSmart willie, no better way to fall asleep than by stimulating the brain with some arithmatic.And I think about old friends, special people, other junk.Everybody thinks about different stuffMy boy chris martland says he thinks about this one thing a lot when he's falling asleepIt's a situation, where he asks himselfIf i woke up and everyone was dead, but everything on earth was exactly the same as it was today, could i get to europeThis is a very interesting question.I said I could.He said howBy plane of course.He said no way, he doesn't think he would be able to do it.Chris Perry on the other hand said he would do it no problem, and it would be fun and easy.But he was a boy scout, and Martland and I were not.This...
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PWillie
2007-08-28 06:02:00
Moved into a new houseA big big houseWith badass roommatesBeen here a week and it's the best living environment i've ever been inSince I was a baby and the wiped me, fed me, and put me to sleep with a nipple in my mouthHuge house, cool roomies, my own room, hardwood floors and a ceiling fanIt's like I died and went to some place just a step below heavenAnd my roommates and I went out on the town this past weekendIt was my first time out since earlier in the summer, much earlierAnd we rolled with this thai guy who picked up 80% of all the bills named Puphonpronounced (Poop-ON)That's always fun to have a well dressed pacific rimmer with cool hair and money to spareAnd we rolled in and out of clubs, bars, etc.I have a golden rule when I go out.If a girl weighs more than me, I'm gonna dance with herAnd that rule was followed to a TIt's really a win win situation.The big girls love it, I love it, my homies love it.Everyone goes home smiling :)I'm gonna try to get this thing going ...
Ya.Ya.Ya
2007-08-07 03:46:00
I saw an old friend a few weeks agoHadn't seen him in a whileAnd had the same conversation that we've always hadHey, what's up how you been.Look at my new phone I got, and I got these new kicks... gahh i almost wore them... you would love them...Yeah and I'm thinking about buying a new car and I might get a new job making almost twice as much as I do now$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$The things you own might really own you if you're not careful.
HOLD ON
2007-07-14 05:28:00
Big companies run shitBut they don't care about usAnd they put us on holdAnd staff customer service people from India to take our callsAt $1 an hourI'm on hold right nowFor the third time.About the same problem.And it takes my time, valuable time, becuase business love to systemize their processesBut the system has cracks.And my situation fell through the cracks, as do most.While the big bosses are sitting in their vacation homesSome little girl in India searches through a computer screen hoping to analyze the situation with a computer that doesn't give her enough info to come close to understanding the real problem.And she's stressed to all hell needing to meet the standard so she can bring home her $7 at the end of the shift so her family can eat.So she reads her script one more time. "Dear sir, thank you for your patience and i apologize once again for the wait. Please know that Amazon.com and Visa truly value your service. Credit card purchaes are awarded one point for pu...
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STuff
2007-07-13 05:14:00
I do shit all the time that doesn't make much senseTypically when nobody is lookingBecause I know i'm not really crazyI kinda am.But if you saw me doing all the stuff i do when i'm aloneYou probably wouldn't look at me the sameSo why do I do most of it.3 reasons mainly1. To make God laugh2. To break up the day 2 day ritual3. Ok well maybe just two reasonsGod knows and sees everythingSo technically he/she knows what i'm going to do before i do it.And he sees that shit coming before i do it.So I wonder if he/she laughs when it happens or lauged a long long time ago.................
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People
2007-07-12 17:50:00
There is nothing greater in the world.I'm a people person.Put me in a room with a computer and I'll sit there look at shit online,moap around be tired and not do shit.maybe make 15-20 calls on my phone to check up on the people i lovelisten to some lauryn hillburn some incenseyour basic standard shit.But put me around people.And it's like I'm your boy JT Lake on the mickey mouse clubLights, camera, action and I light upJust because i'm around peopleMy energy levels shoot up, i smile, and I just feel better.The amount of energy composed in one person is incredibleI feed off of that energy.So.......lets' meet up cause i ain't doin shit
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............p.eilliw.....
2007-07-11 03:39:00
Been driving some latelyMakes you thinkAnd I thoughtHow much technology has changed our worldAnd how different I live, than say, my grandparents livedI really think technology is slowly doing away with lonelinesskindaAny time we're lonely we can pick up a cell phone and talk to someone.AnyoneLoneliness that our grandparents just dealt with.Or got off their ass and did something about it.Technology has changed the way communities are built as well.Used to be those that lived in a place and depended on each other and helped each other out.Now communities are built around the world in instants among people with similar interests.Makes you realize that you can't ever get comfortable as a human.Well you can, but don't expect to do well. I work at this market research group and i have to make a lot of callsGetting people signed up to take surveys and shit.And I get hung up on all the timePeople think we are selling shit, but we are trying to give them money.But they get pissed and hang...
Life Is Short
2007-07-06 05:04:00
Chase your dreams before the slip away
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I passed statistics
2007-07-01 06:56:00
Number of Americans killed in terrorist acts of 9/112,998Number of American soldiers killed fighting terror in Iraq3,439Number of estimated Iraqi civilan casualties from the war on terror66,807 - 73,120
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We all meet death
2007-06-27 07:33:00
His first trip indoorsIt had been niceHis first experience with A.C.Buzzing around with some friendsSnacking on crumbs in the kitchenMore than enough room to exploreSimply fascinated by the fluorescent lightsRunning away again and again only to returnTo the bright fascinating lightSeeing himself in the mirror for the first time everConfused and awestrucken, he thinks he is looking into another worldA world he can't quite graspA world that won't quite welcome him in.And then his rival enters the room.The owner of the estate doesn't like sharing his placeAnd decides to close the bathroom door and have a showdownMan vs FlyIn a battle to the deathOr until man gets tired and returns to watching television on the couch.But this man is stubborn, and in shape.Fly BuzzesMan SwatsMan MissesRepeatRepeatFly begins to catch on and looks for hiding spots in the shower curtain, under the door, and underneath the medicine cabinet.Man shakes stuff, and hits wall to make fly scaredFly is forced to...
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Yo
2007-06-21 02:02:00
I talk on the phone a lotI always have.I can't say that.I never wanted a cell phoneBut my parents made me get oneAround the year 2002 when cell phones became a necessityBut i talk on the thing all day.And I even got job where all I do is talk on the phone.But the one thing I hate ....I hate the most of all things.is when you talk to those people on the phoneor even in person for that matter.Who ask you a question, give you details and supporting material that relates as to why they might be asking that question, and more details and information, and tell you stories about the question.Leaving you no time to answer the said questionBefore they move on to another question with the same supporting material.Those are the people that just want to be listened to.They are just thinking out loud with no real idea of how to communicate with another.If you do that, I shake my head at you.
Crazy how shit works out
2007-06-10 08:23:00
First, i just make that post all about love and all that sappy crap.Then, I'm on the way to Utah for some bobsled push camp.And on the plane I'm just thinking about shitI think of all the stuff I drink.It's mainly milk, water, and sometimes gatorade.I thought to myself that water is by far the best, and the others aren't really needed.So maybe I should just drink water for the rest of my life and nothing elseThen I come to the house we are staying at in Utah.It's the house of the CEO of Kimberly Clark.A ginormous log cabin mansion with like 9 bedrooms and 10,000 square feet.And I find a book laying on my night stand.It's called "The hidden messages in water"And it is phenomenal.This book provides some great research and insight into the power of love, gratitude, and the power of positive thinking.This guy studies the way water crytalizes.He will put a piece of paper with the the words "Love and Thank you" underneath some water.Then he will freeze it and it will crystalize into...
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Whatup Adam Chan
2007-06-05 04:30:00
So i been thinkinThere's like almost 7 billion people on EarthWe'll never meet most of them.These people come and go every 50-70 yearsAnd are replaced by newer and fresher facesAnd the Earth has been around for millions of yearsIt makes me think about how serious I am about certain thingsAnd how focused I am on achieving certain things.And how if I'm either valiantly victorious or fall on my face.Nearly 7 billion people alive Now will never even noticeAnd trillions all time will likely never even know the sacrifices we made to pursue our hopes and dreams.It makes me question what truly matters and what doesn't.It definately makes me think you can't look at your life in terms of how you will be remembered.But I don't think you can overlook the value of touching the life of one single personAnd how touching one life or inspiring one person can trickle down to others.And spread a lot quicker than you think.Since it's so hard to spread a message to so many different cultures, an...
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Dudes
2007-06-03 06:02:00
I moved to Las Nash TownAnd Las Nash Town is better than your townI'm practically in heaven.Highlights thus far.Bangin ass workouts at vanderbuiltCrazy lady at work that may/may not want to jump my bonesAforementioned lady made the following statement to me during the annual company ice cream social."Come here willie, what do you have that I can put whip cream on"Followed by looks of shock from nearly everyone, myself included.Basically, I telemarket, live on a couch, and train twice a day.And remarkably enough, I've never been happier.You'll hear from me more when P house hooks up our internet.Peace
sammithces
2007-05-06 23:58:00
Everyone I know loves sand witchesmy dad loves sammitchesWith so many to choose from, it's hard not to find one that you really like.I'd be lying if I told you I didn't love them as well. But I really eat sandwiches for that one bite.The one in the middle when everything is lined up just right.A big stack of meat, the veggis, the sauce just creepin out.Everything just lines up in the middle for one big ass bite.Nobody digs the first bite of crust.And the next couple bites get better.But they are just rising actionTill you get to that climax bite about 2/3rds the way through.Man that shit is good.I smile everytime that shit lines up just right nowadays.Holla
Believe
2007-05-05 20:37:00
So often we get comfortable in whatever it is we're doingWe think we can do this, that, and the other.But we could never do that one thingAnd sometimes when someone believes in us, we give it a try.We find out we can actually do something.Believe in every ounce of your abilityAnd Beyond.Get put back in your place by someone who was better that day.And go home thinking you're the best in the world.But not yet.And sometimes the best thing you can do for someone is just to believe in them.So don't hesitate to take that risk
Lies
2007-05-03 16:43:00
Lies Lies LiesIt's all Lies!Why is everybody afraid to tell it as it is
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Elementary School
2007-04-25 14:54:00
From kindergarten-4th grade I felt PRESSUREI felt like I was a chinese kid with pressure to be perfectThere was no reason for itBut I felt it big time in school.I felt like I should be able to learn everything quickly even though I was younger than all the other kids.I refused to ask questionsI would feel sick and almost throw up if I got a BIt was really awkward.One day in 2nd or 3rd grade we had this worksheet for english/reading/literature classIt was a worksheet that was combining english, reading, and mathThe worksheet listed every letter of the alphabetNext to each letter was a point valueFor examplea = 3 pointsb = 6 pointsc = 5 pointsetc etc etc.Some of the more obscure letters were worth way more pointsx's maybe 20 - 25 pointsy's and z's in the same range.However, for completely odd reason H's were worth 50 points a piece.It seemed really awkward.So in class we did all these things to get used to doing the worksheetIt was cool and all and then we got our homework assignm...
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I went Bobsledding
2007-04-22 19:08:00
Last Sunday, I left Indy to go to Lake PlacidTo give Bobsledding a try.The plan is to fly from Indy to CincyCincy to BostonGet scooped up in Boston by the beautiful lovely SisGet driven to Albany Airport and meet a shuttle from the Olympic Training Center and be in Lake Placid that evening.That was the plan...Things never go according to plan when you flywith helta skelta DeltaFlight leaves at 9:15 in the morning.Caught a ride to the airport at 8 am sharp.With my roomy that locks himself in his roomy.And rode in his floor demo honda civic to the airport.Check the bags, board the plane etc.And we sit on the runway for an hourWhich makes me think i'm gonna miss my next flight to Boston.But it was delayed, so just cuts down on the time i get to spend with my sis.Not a huge deal, we can work with it.I finally get to Boston and one of my bags is in AtlantaBecause Delta does this really cool thing where if the weather is bad, they will just take your bags off the plane without telling yo...
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No Title
2007-04-12 16:44:00
The job market that we are creating is tough.Most decent jobs require specialized skills, training, and licenses.If you want to have a decent career lined up before you are 30, you've pretty much got to have a masters degree, specialized training, and 5 years work experience in a desired field.Are you serious.I'm gonna be burned out by then.because I'm good at way more than one thing.This society is telling us to pick one thing and specialize until we are experts.And then when we need help or advice in other aspects, turn to other specialists.It's doing away with the idea that people can be talented and successful at more than just one or two things.that's BS and I don't like it.So you want to cut hair.Well if you want to cut at a decent salon you've got to have a 2 year cosmetology degree and a year or two experience cutting for a shop.So we're saying that you're going to have to spend 3-4 years of your life doing some crappy junk before we give you the highly honored dece...
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Get outta here
2007-04-09 16:00:00
I really got nothing to say
The Market
2007-04-03 18:48:00
The stock market is boomingBut the job market sucksI'm STRUGGLING to find something coolWhy can't there be a plethora of jobs that are fun/exciting/cool/pay well/etc for the multitalented decent looking recent college grad.Maybe I'll get lucky and something will come through.But makes you wanna just say F it and start your own shit.I'm tellin youAs soon as I have a good enough idea, I will work for no man.Till then, I'll be brainstorming and blogging
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fun times
2007-03-26 01:42:00
Check itElevator door opens.Several people get off.One lady stays on.She's in the back left corner.I pop in and glance at the buttons.Floor #5 is already lit up.that's my floor so I'm good to go.Make my way to the back and chill on the back right.Two more girls come on right after me.One is dressed all sex and the city style, and she's on her cell phone.She comes on first and mans up beside the buttons.the last girl comes in and the sex and the city girl says"What floor do you need"The last girl says "2 please"Cool, we're good to do.But a quick thought.I hate it when people take an elevator for going up one floor.How lazy are you.it's one flight of stairs.And you have to stand around and wait for the elevator.Just come in and walk up the damn stairs.Maybe she has a hurt hip or something.Let's hope.So we get to floor 2 and the girl gets off.Then we get to the 5th floor,I let the other lady in the back corner walk out firstAnd then i give a second for sex and the city to walk o...
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Thank you
2007-03-20 22:23:00
Today is one of those beautiful days.A day when you can go to a lake/park/tight ass placeand wear a dope ass pair o' kicksYour money jeansCause everybody's got that one pair they love bestA bangin tee,And top it off with a light weight jacket that zips up the middle.Except you don't zip the shit up.You just let it hang there and get blown side to side in the windAs you chill and take it all in
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Working at the Post Office
2007-03-19 15:53:00
Working at the Post officemust suckI've worked a job where I had to stand up the whole time and that gets old.But on top of that you have to deal with people constantlyStanding in the same spotScan this one to califorina, the next one to south dakota.Then you come across a package going to Brazil and it makes you think of a vacation to Brazil and the beaches, the exotic women, the parties, which you probably can't afford since you work in a post office.But then you are filled up with some warm thoughts.Until you realize this person wants to do express deliveryWhich means you have to fill out like 3 forms and stamp them all which will take like 3 or 4 minutes for a single package, and that puts you in a bad mood.And then the customer pulls out some more express mail items to go to United King dom, France, and Australia."Damn, this is gonna take 15-20 minutes"It's funny how you know you're going to be there for 8 hours,But yet people still get frustrated about how long stuff takes ...
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St. Patrick's Day
2007-03-16 23:40:00
St. Patrick 's Day weekendAnd it's a big one.A real big onePops is turning 53And the city of INDY is having the HUGE ST. PATRICK's Day Parade todayCall me crazy, but i hate paradesand because i've never been to a good oneI don't think a good one exists.Maybe parades are like reading.You always hear people that say they hate reading.Then the avid reader of the group says"ohh no you don't, you just haven't found the right book"maybe it's the same thing.But i doubt it.I don't see how you get appreciation by seeing people/things/objects walking/driving/floating down the street.I know it should build community and get everyone together,And pumped up in the same spot to cheer and show support.Which is great!Absolutely great!But that's it?We sit on the street, then whatPack up and go home?pack up and go hit the bars?Can you imagine the after parade talk of a group of people that went through it.I can imagine the leader of a parade walking group giving some speech saying something...
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The Face of the Earth
2007-03-15 20:19:00
Everyone says "the face of the earth"Someone at work just said,"Hey, I couldn't get back to you for a couple hours , did you think i fell of the face of the earth??""ahahha"But i kinda shook my head and laughed.Then i started thinking about the face of the earth.What makes it the face.Why do we feel the need to personify the Earth .It's an egg or grape shaped thing, kinda like a face i guess,But other than that, nothing.You don't hear too many guys say..."Shit that hurt, she kicked me right on the face of my testicle"even though the testicle and the Earth probably share similar shapes.So what makes the Earth so special.#1 to get a faceand#2 for people to think that you can actually fall off of it.I just did a search in the dictionary and found out that people probably call it the faceBecause it comes from the word surface.And there definately is a surface to the Earth.and there are other similar words we use like the face of a playing card.I didn't really think about it that much...
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HA
2007-03-14 03:34:00
Perry Ellis is advertising on my website and I don't even like their stuff!Wouldn't wear it if they gave it to me!But on the real, just a quick post.Google is tight,So are MSN and YahooBut if you need to search, why not help out.This website donates money while you search.It's my homepage now.Why not search with it and help out some needyGotta get back to bringing in money for this needy mouthHolla
Lunch at my Grandparents house
2007-03-12 15:18:00
Growing up I got dropped off at my grandparents regularlyMy sister and I would chill there during the summer, after school, or just whenever.It was straight, we played games in the yard, ran races, played darts, and built stuff in the garage.My grandma and grandpa had tons of wood, nails, and tools in their basement.We would always get the great idea that we could go build something in the basementAnd with our 7 and 10 year old passions, we probably thought we would go down their and whip up a dining room table or a bedroom furniture set.But after about 10-15 minutes, it turned into us just hammering nails into wood and cutting wood into pieces.then we got bored and would want to get rich recycling the 40 diet dr pepper's my grandma drank the week beforeAnd then our eyes would really see profit when we saw a stack of newspapers in the corner and realized we could recycle newspaper as wellthe only problem we had was deciding what we would do with all that money.So we would roll to t...
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The Year of the Golden Pig
2007-03-11 05:36:00
As most of you knowOr more likely none of youThis year is the year of the golden pig in chinaAnd the new year started on like february 18th in americaIf you don't know much about the chinese calendar, click hereIt's kinda crazy to me that they have over 1.3 billion people, according to this siteAnd the world population is roughly 6.5 billionso 1.3 out of every 6.5 is roughly 20%.20% of the world having their own damn calendar.Not to mention other calendars like the islam calendar and the Mayan Calendar which completely stops December 19th, 2012.My boy Julius takes that 2012 shit seriously.Like it's written in stone.Well i'm sure it is somewhereBut like they say,Just beause it's written on stone, doesn't mean shit.But if you got any big plans, i encourage you to get em done in the next 5 years.But wehre I was going originally, i already forgot.Daylight savings time got me thinking about time, calendars and how we are trying so hard to calculate it, save it, keep up with it, whe...
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