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Paris Hilton Road Construction Humor
2007-05-10 06:08:00 Alas, Poor Paris Hilton ! Here is a sign recently spotted at a road construction site. Money apparently does not solve all problems! <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: Humor , Construction
Paris Hilton Jokes
2007-05-08 09:05:00 Paris Hilton : In case you haven’t heard, a Los Angeles County judge has sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail for driving with a suspended license. How will Paris Hilton mentally prepare for her upcoming jail term? Here’s a guess: “Well, 45 days isn’t so bad. That’s not even a month.” --Thanks to David Letterman affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: Paris Hilton , Jokes , Paris
Queen of England Jokes
2007-05-08 08:12:00 Queen of England : The Queen of England is visiting the United States this week. You know, she hasn’t been to America since 1991. But she hasn’t missed much because nothing much has changed since then. Back then a President Bush had us involved in a war in Iraq. --Thanks to David Letterman Since the Queen of England made a visit to the White House, President Bush arranged to honor her with a More About: Jokes , Queen , Land
Redneck Graffiti Again
2007-05-07 16:04:00 That Billy Bob is a real shark, he is. affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: Graffiti , Again , Redneck , Neck
Priceless Video Humor
2007-05-06 08:25:00 Be sure to watch this one to the end or you will miss the punchline. It is only slightly longer than one minute long. Plus it is not raunchy; rather, it is only mildly worse than PG rated. <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: Video , Humor , S Video , Less , Priceless
Alligator and Blonde Bar Joke
2007-05-05 18:43:00 A guy goes into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He hoists his alligator up on the bar, turns to the bar’s patrons and says, "Ladies and gents, let me make you an offer. I will open this alligator's mouth and put my private parts inside. Then gator here will close his mouth for one minute. After that, he will open his mouth, and I will remove myself unscathed." "And in return for being More About: Joke , Blonde , R and B , Alligator , Gator
Future Price of Gasoline
2007-05-04 08:37:00 The future price of gasoline might be a bit scary.<!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: Future , Price , Gasoline , Line , Soli
Tony the Tiger's Revenge
2007-05-04 00:13:00 <!-- Begin BidVertiser code -->Here is a video of a caged tiger getting her revenge on mankind for keeping her from roaming free: affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: Tony , Tiger , Revenge
More About Grandchildren and Grandparents
2007-05-02 15:25:00 Sometimes grandparents and grandchildren can add so much to our lives. Here are some precious quotes from grandchildren: A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like. "In the winter, we used to skate outside on a pond. In the summer, we had a swing made from an automobile tire. My dad, who was your great grandfather, hung it from a tree in our back yard." More About: Child , More , Grand , Rent , Parent
A Few Humorous Lessons From Life
2007-05-01 08:15:00 Here are a few lessons one eventually learns from life: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.Never lick a steak knife.Never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you More About: Life , Humorous , Less , Sons , Lesson
More Redneck Jokes
2007-04-30 08:06:00 Here are some more redneck jokes. Most have been around for awhile, but some are new to me. If you haven't heard them before, they can still be funny. You might be a redneck if: Your uncle’s return mailing address is the Department of Corrections. Your wife refuses a window seat on the airplane because she just got her hair done. You kept that fire you had in your bathroom from spreading to More About: Jokes , More , Redneck , Neck
Britney Spears Road Sign Humor
2007-04-29 08:24:00 Signs like this are the price of being famous. affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: Britney Spears , Humor , Britney , Sign , Road
Evolution of Dance Video
2007-04-28 08:11:00 The chances are pretty good you have already seen this one because it has been viewed a zillion times on YouTube. But it is worth seeing again and again. I can't get enough of it. This guy is talented. <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: Video , Evolution , Dance
David Letterman, Bill Clinton and Ann Coulter
2007-04-28 01:50:00 David Letterman lets Ann Coulter have it. Love her or hate her, this is pretty good stuff by Letterman: <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: David Letterman , Bill Clinton , David , Clinton , Erma
Redneck Graffiti
2007-04-26 08:50:00 <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: Graffiti , Redneck , Neck
Bar Room Humor
2007-04-25 11:48:00 An extremely shy man is sitting in a bar having a drink, when he sees a very beautiful woman sitting across the bar. After what seems like an eternity, he finally gathers up enough courage to approach her, goes over to her table and asks, "Uh…er…would you mind very much if I…uh…sat down and talked to you for awhile?" She replies, yelling loudly, "No, I won’t sleep with you? Are you nuts?" Now, More About: Humor , Room , Humo
Painting Mona Lisa by the Numbers
2007-04-24 08:23:00 <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: Painting , Mona Lisa , Numbers , Inti , Lisa
Grandchildren humor is the best humor
2007-04-24 01:07:00 My adorable little grandson surprised me, his grandmother, early one morning with a cup of piping hot coffee. He had brewed it himself, and he was so very proud of his creation. So, naturally, he anxiously awaited my verdict on its quality. It had to be one of the worst cups of coffee I had ever had in my life. However, I was determined not to let him know that and I forced myself to drink it More About: Humor , Child , Grand , Humo
Redneck Heaven Video
2007-04-22 08:41:00 Redneckin' don't git any better 'n dis. <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: Video , Heaven , Redneck , Neck
Grandparents and Grandchildren
2007-03-21 08:24:00 The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. --Courtesy of Sam Levinson <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: Children , Parents , Child , Grand , Rent
Pink Panther - Demon Rum
2007-03-20 07:28:00 From www.youtube.com <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: Pink , Demo , Demon , Pink Panther , Panther
More Redneck Humor
2007-03-19 07:17:00 Suzy Lee fell in love. She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy about it all, She told her pappy so. Pappy told her, "Suzie Gal You'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo maw don't know, But Joe is yo half-brother." So Suzie forgot about her Joe And planned to marry Will. But after telling pappy this, He said "There's trouble still." "You can't marry Will, my gal and please don't tell More About: Humor , More , Humo , Redneck , Neck
Michael Jackson and the Troops
2007-03-18 07:29:00 Here's the latest on Michael Jack son . Did you hear that he was recently in Japan entertaining the troops. Of course, they were Cub Scout troops. --Courtesy of Jay Leno <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: Jackson , Troops
Redd Foxx Pearl of Wisdom
2007-03-17 07:21:00 Quote from Redd Foxx : Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: Pear , Wisdom , Pearl , Earl
Saudi Road Skating
2007-03-16 08:36:00 Perhaps a little too much sun can affect one's brain making you do some dumb things. It is a bit on the hot side over there in the Middle East, you know: clipped from www.youtube.com <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: Audi , Saudi , Skat , Road , Skating
Party Time
2007-03-15 07:35:00 No one political party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties. Tell others about this post by clicking a link: <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: Party , Time , Part
From David Letterman
2007-03-14 07:24:00 David Letter man's thoughts on the daylight savings law requiring you to set your clocks ahead: “You know, you lose an hour forever--an hour that you never get back. It’s like watching The View.” Letterman about Spring Fever: "It was so nice in New York today, that the rats at Taco Bell called in sick." <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: David Letterman , David , Erma , Davi
Psychic Lottery
2007-03-13 10:47:00 Here is a quote from Jay Leno: "Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psych ic Wins Lottery '?" <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: Otter
Redneck Jokes
2007-03-12 08:18:00 Jeff Foxworthy is the man when it comes to redneck jokes. Here are a few of his gems: You might be a redneck if: You ever cut your grass and found a car.You might be a redneck if: Your dad walks you to school because you’re in the same grade.You might be a redneck if: You ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister’s honor. <!-- Begin BidVertiser More About: Jokes , Joke , Redneck , Neck
Sneezing Panda
More articles from this author:2007-03-11 17:46:00 If you thought your sneezes got a bit out of hand, check out what pandas have to endure. clipped from www.youtube.com <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code --> More About: Panda , Anda 1, 2, 3 |
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