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PMS
2007-03-10 21:07:00
They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken. <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code -->

Wrong Way Herman
2007-03-09 20:57:00
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herm an, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Herman . "It's hundreds of them!" <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code -->
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Video War of the Stick Man
2007-03-08 11:38:00
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25 Things You Should Know by now
2007-03-07 10:28:00
Found this at Desired Creations. 25 things you should have learned by the time you have reached middle age If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.Artificial intelligence is
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Mars Rover
2007-03-06 09:03:00
Do you remember the Mars Rove r, the satellite we sent to Mars to explore the red planet? It’s still up there wandering around. Guess what it found. Osama Bin Laden. He was up there hiding in a cave. Now George Bush wants to invade Mars. Copyright 2007. Seamus McCafferty. All rights reserved. <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code -->
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A Hunting We Will Go
2007-03-05 07:17:00
The Taliban were reported to have used a suicide bomber to attempt to assassinate Vice President Cheney during his visit to Afghanistan. The Taliban denied the report saying it was merely a hunting accident. <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code -->
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Men's Room Humor
2007-03-04 08:33:00
The following sign was posted in the men's room of a local drinking establishment (not McCafferty's Pub): <!-- Begin BidVertiser code --> affiliate program <!-- End BidVertiser code -->
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Holy Hotline
2007-03-03 18:58:00
An intensely Catholic Irish-American couple was on vacation in Italy visiting the Vatican, when they thought, “why not try to get an audience with the Pope?” Upon their inquiry the Vatican’s representative apologized saying it just would not be possible given the pope’s busy schedule. Michael, the husband, persisted, saying that they were very active members of the church back in America and gave
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First Mortgage
2007-03-02 10:45:00
A pit bull was sitting around the dog house one day and decided that his tattered home needed a make over. “I have to get a home improvement loan to fix this place up,” he thought. “This place is going to the dogs.” So he trotted down to his local mortgage company to inquire about a mortgage and was greeted by Patricia Whack, a brand new loan officer starting her first day on the job. Patricia
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Irish Viagra
2007-03-01 21:16:00
A newlywed Iris h lass visited her physician to inquire about reviving her new husband’s tarnished libido. “What about trying Viagra ?” asks the doctor. “Not a chance,” she said. “He won’t even take an aspirin!” “Not to fret,” replied the doctor. “Give him an Irish Viagra.” “What’s an Irish Viagra, Doctor?” “That’s where you just drop the Viagra into his morning coffee, He won’t even taste it,
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