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Being, Nothingness and The Band Meme
2008-01-16 14:49:00 Kuanyin left on comment on my last post asking if I did memes and tagging me if I did. My response was to shout at my monitor, curl up in a fetal position, suck my thumb for 30 minutes then throw my computer out the window. After I went out and bought a replacement computer, ... More About: Meme , Band , The Band
Out-Seducing Carmen Electra?s Seductive Seduction Suggestions
2008-01-14 16:55:00 Since The Fearless Frog (my financial alias) retired a week or so ago, I have been racking my brain trying to figure out how to once again serve the online community with generosity and fervor. I scoured the human psyche for that void, that need, that desire we all share. Then, while I was in line at the ... More About: Carmen Electra , Carmen , Seduction , Electra
The Humor-Blogs NFL Postseason Pickfest, Part Deux
2008-01-11 03:17:00 After a glorious first week in the annual Humor -Blogs NFL Postseason Pickfest I am in second place. Oh sure, some of you Naysaying Neds or Moping Myrnas might say, “Dude. There are only two people participating.” (The other one is Chris (AKA Tuna) from Angry Seafood). But I am a half-full kind of guy. Like in the ... More About: Part
Claritin-D, For All Your Drug Manufacturing Needs
2008-01-07 18:07:00 I was feeling a bit ill this weekend, so I spent most of it on the couch watching the football games. Yes, it appears that after a blistering regular season I have run into a bit of a Schottenheimer Syndrome in dropping two out of my first four playoff picks. But we shall address that ... More About: Drug , Manufacturing , Clar , Needs
Frogster on Sports (Because ?Frogster on Tuna? Would Give You the Wrong Ide
2008-01-05 04:44:00 Chris (AKA Tuna ) from Angry Seafood and I have been talking about the NFL playoffs, because, well, who hasn’t? He asked if I would like to do a cross-post sort of thing where we go head to head. I said okay but two days ago I discovered a serious computer problem (Sony’s evil, subversive and illegal copy ... More About: Sports , Give , Wrong
Mission Accomplished, Or The Fearless Frog Rides Into The Sunset With A Ful
2008-01-03 04:58:00 Don’t try this at home, folks- I’m an expert. My final tally for ESPN’s “Pigskin’ Pick’em” (their weekly NFL choose the winner game)- 179 correct picks. The final season tally for ESPN’s “Expert” NFL Analysts: Seth Wickersham- 18 less than me. Sean Salisbury- 18 less than me. Mike Golic- 30 less than me. Ron Jaworski- 13 less than me. Merril Hoge- 12 less ... More About: Sunset , Fearless , Frog , Mission , Missi
The Frogster?s Predictions for 2008
2008-01-01 00:31:00 Remember, you read it here first. 1. The metric system will finally catch on in The United States. I have a good feeling about this one. 2. Lexus will come out with a car that not only parks itself, but also blows raspberries at Hyundais. 3. The Who will embark on their seventeenth “Farewell Tour.” 4. National Fruitcake Day ... More About: Predictions , 2008
The Fruitcake Meerkat Comes Tonight!
2007-12-28 15:52:00 If you think that after four posts in a row about fruitcake here at The Frog Bog we would give it a rest and think of something else to post about, you’d best think again. With National Fruit Cake Day less than 24 hours away, now is when we fruitcake lovers of the world need ... More About: Tonight
Happy Holidays From Me, Santa and The Fruitcake Meerkat
2007-12-24 03:11:00 I’m fixing to take a few days off to enjoy some time (and, obviously, some fruitcake) with the family. In the meantime, I leave you with this picture that conveys the real meaning of the holiday season- forced photos, crass commercialism and sheer, unadulterated terror. I believe this picture was taken in 1973. Happy Holidays . ... More About: Happy Holidays , Santa
Big Holiday Fruitcake Mania Ultra Mega Super Post!
2007-12-21 16:40:00 Take it away, Fruitcakettes! “Ready? Ohhh-Kay! What’s that sittin’ on my fridge? FRUITCAKE! FRUITCAKE! Don’t Bogart it, give me a smidge! FRUITCAKE! FRUITCAKE! From frozen north to sweaty south! FRUITCAKE! FRUITCAKE! It’s like a party in your mouth! FRUITCAKE! FRUITCAKE! YAAAAAAAAAY FRUITCAKE! WHOO!” Thank you, Fruitcakettes. Yes, we’re here to celebrate that most beloved of all holiday treats, The Fruitcake, and to ... More About: Holiday , Post , Ultra , Super , Mega
The Frogster Gets Snarky
2007-12-20 15:29:00 I was fortunate enough to receive an invitation from Neva aka Snuppy aka CIA Special Operative #4T39BT4 (everyone already knows about the last one, right?) to post over at The Central Snark, so I did. Check it out. It’s about fruitcake. It’s funny. Thanks, Neva. After reading some of the comments on my post over at The Snark, I have found a reson d’etre for this blog. That is to spread the good word about fruitcake. We just need to get to know a fruitcake and see that the bad things people say about them aren’t true. To know a fruitcake is to love it. Or, more precisely, to love to eat it. The Central Snark don’t be hatin’ on my fruitcake -
Smells Like Beyonce
2007-12-19 18:10:00 Read part of The New York Times (Sunday Edition. It’s a thick paper, it takes some time to get through) last night. Was greeted by a full-page ad for a new perfume. Perfume made by that world-famous olfactorist… …Beyonce . What does it smell like? Well, check out the description: TRUE STAR: “The audacious freshness of raspberry and lychee, invigorated by the feminine sexiness of rose and the sensual rhythm of patchouli and amber.” The what of what? Anyway, up until now I’ve been happy with my fame and fortune as a result of being a world-famous blogger, but now I realize it’s time to diversify, like all the smart hip-hop moguls. That is why I’ve decided to launch a line of scents perfect for any occasion.  Browse through our Winter 2007 catalog below and contact me to place your order. NINE TWO FIVE: “The inexpensive ordinariness of antisceptic and celery, dispirited by the familiar defeatism of daybre...
Male Enhancement Part Two- The Tadpole Speaks
2007-12-17 02:41:00 Tadpole (AKA Mrs. Frogster AKA Beth) here. I understand there are inquiring minds who are curious to hear from me about how much magic The Frogster’s “Male Enhancer” has been working. I was skeptical at first – sure that the product was a hoax. Then the other day, I was walking through the living room and there was my Frogster, with the remote control in one hand and a beverage in the other. Oblivious to my presence, he farted and belched five times each before I made it from one end of the room to the other. Atypical behavior for my Frogster, but maybe, I thought, his last meal just wasn’t agreeing with him. Speaking of our last meal, and the meal before that – it seems that the only meals he knows how to prepare anymore involve the barbeque grill. Gone are the sautĂ©es, the stir-frys and the home made pasta sauces I’d become accustomed to. Every meal we’ve had in the last week has come off the grill. You don’t even want to know about the eggs he grilled ... More About: Part , Male Enhancement
Male Enhancement
2007-12-12 22:02:00 Beth and I don’t watch TV. It’s the commercials. They drive Beth crazy. I’m not as intelligent as she is, so I’m not as easily offended by some loudmouthed spokesmodel telling me that I need to buy something RIGHT NOW or else nobody will like me as my darling wife is. If we find a ... More About: Male , Male Enhancement
The Fearless Frog?s Stock Picks For December 10th, 2007, Or If Your Broker
2007-12-10 17:20:00 I’m gonna need to think about tightening up my post titles at some point. The background info about The Fearless Frog is here. The more recent background info about TFF’s patented Alphabetic Inversion and Chart Reversal Strategy is here. Today I’d like to talk about one of the tools that financial pros use to help them determine ... More About: Stock Picks , Stock , Broker
The Suncast SB 350 Snow Brush Squeegee Ice Scraper, Or My Ice Scraper Can K
2007-12-07 06:37:00 In news from the blogosphere, this guy is back online again after a brief hiatus, though it’s obvious the time off hurt his blog, because his recent post had only four hundred and forty eight thousand comments instead of the usual six hundred and twenty seven thousand. Welcome back, Dan! But I’m not here to talk ... More About: Snow , Brush
Socks Clinton?s Eighteen Guilty Pleasures- A Double Dose Of CC Satisfaction
2007-12-05 15:41:00 Aren’t you supposed to be here voting for me in Diesel’s latest caption contest? Go ahead, I’ll wait… … …Okay. A week or two (or maybe longer), the always insightful, inane and informative CC tagged me with a meme. Ah, I remember the good old days when I got like two visitors every day and I was always ... More About: Double , Guilty Pleasures , Clinton , Satisfaction , Guilty
The Fearless Frog?s Stock Picks for December 3, 2007, Or Helpful Phrases We
2007-12-03 17:29:00 The background info about The Fearless Frog is here. The more recent background info about TFF’s patented Alphabetic Inversion and Chart Reversal Strategy is here. All I know is that if Santa doesn’t bring me that Wireless Phone TV Backscratcher in High Def Surround Sound With Bluetooth Enabled 1080p Featuring The Electric Toaster With Optional 80 Gig Lemon ... More About: Stock Picks , Stock , Phrases
The Toilet Paper King
2007-11-30 16:00:00 I’ve been doing a lot of soul-numbing administrative stuff to attempt to further my literary career lately, so I’m wrung out writing-wise. But I would like to report that I went to Costco this week and summarily discovered the we already had toilet paper in the attic, so we are now the proud owners of ... More About: Toilet Paper , Toilet , Paper , King
The Spider Web Contractor
2007-11-28 17:13:00 BORIS THE SPIDER: “Hi! Willie’s Web Wranglers. Boris speaking. What can I do for you?” SHELOB: “Hi, Boris, my name is Shelob. I wanted to talk to you about building us a web.” BORIS: “Shelob? Hey, I think I know your husband Ziggy.” SHELOB: “I think you may be mistaken. My husband’s name is not Ziggy.” BORIS: “You’re not the ... More About: Spider , Contractor
Thanksgiving Television Has Gone To The Dogs
2007-11-26 16:20:00 I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving . My wife and I stayed in and mellowed out. We had a minor turkey setback because I couldn’t get the darn digital thermometer to work correctly. It kept saying the turkey was the approximate temperature of the sun. Finally, we just decided to use the little pop up thingy, ... More About: Television , Dogs , Hank
Not A Crummy Book At All
2007-11-21 16:10:00 Got my copy of Crummy Church signs Volume One (2004-2007) yesterday. Now, the author, Joel Bezaire, is a reviewer at humor-blogs, so it would make sense to butter him up with a glowing “but it now!” recommendation so he would look kindly upon my blog when reviewing it, and he’s also got an in at the humor-blogs bookstore, ... More About: Book
An(other) Open Challenge To NASCAR Champion Jimmie Johnson
2007-11-19 16:23:00 PRELUDE TO THE PRELUDE (November 19, 2007): This post seems as appropriate as when I first wrote it, because Jimmie Johnson just won the NASCAR title yesterday. In honor of this occasion and Mr. Johnson’s lack of response to the challenge I threw down LAST YEAR, and because no one except my dad read my blog when I ... More About: Nascar , Open , Challenge , Champion
What?s In My Bag- A Meme Dispatched
2007-11-16 05:28:00 Soil your ducky print nightwear, fragile organisms! This is Grundir the Implausible, I mean Implacable. The Frogster requested my presence to dispatch a meme, and my lord Diesel obliged. Cower, um, thoughtless meme-taggers! Thou shalt taste my iron, I mean, steel! Theresa tagged The Frogster with a meme she called, “What’s in Your Bag, Or Something Along Those Lines.” Well, Theresa, ... More About: Meme
Vladimir Putin?s Dog (Yet Another Exclusive Frog Bog Interview)
2007-11-13 15:40:00 Another post today from the desk of The Frog Bog Topic Suggestion Board, AKA Theresa. Well, the post isn’t from her desk, but the idea is. Was. Whatever. THE FROGSTER: “We all recall the dark days of The Cold War, except Lisa, who is too young. But those of us in grade school in the 1970’s remember being ... More About: Exclusive , Interview , Putin , Vladimir Putin
One Year
2007-11-11 01:20:00 On the one year anniversary of The Frog Bog, the scoop is that I’ve been doing so much writing lately that I just don’t have anything of interest to put up. My writing brain cells are out of juice. The only news on this auspicious occasion is that I took the Google ads off this ... More About: Year
Our Big Trip Part 13- Ohio, Illinois and Maryland
2007-11-07 16:17:00 It’s been a while since I put an episode of Our Big Trip up at The Frog Bog. The background info about our big trip is here. Correction Department: First, we here at www.k&b.com (Ed. Note: karlandbeth.com was our web site while we were traveling.) would like you to notice how prominently our corrections section is displayed. None ... More About: Ohio , Illinois , Maryland , Part
The Fearless Frog?s Stock Picks For November 5, 2007, Or Don?t Make Me Spit
2007-11-05 16:40:00 The background info about The Fearless Frog is here. The more recent background info about TFF’s patented Alphabetic Inversion and Chart Reversal Strategy is here. The next chapter in my “Things I Put In My Mouth While Trading Stock Options for a Living” series is a little bit yucky. It involves a pen. After I had turned ... More About: Stock Picks , Make
Blogging Mastery And Helping The Grammacatible Challenged
2007-11-02 14:56:00 First, thanks to all for the kind words regarding my family. Mom is still sick, but not life-threateningly so. Beth and I hope she’ll be well enough to come up here for the holidays. Thanks again. You guys are great. Now then. It’s taken me almost a year, but I have found the secret to having a successful ... More About: Blogging , Maca , The G , Halle , Aster
See Ya
More articles from this author:2007-10-27 23:11:00 Hi all. I have some pretty funny posts half-written and it looks like I got a positive review from the good folks at humor blogs. Some new folks are stopping by and this blog is getting some attention. In my typical style, this means that I am taking off for a while. Many of you know my ... More About: See Ya 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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