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I Can?t Think of a Funny Title For This One
2008-04-10 04:19:00 Dudes, dudettes- Someone totally hacked into my blog. Half the posts are gone and the other half have links to porn in them. I’m gonna try a fix, but if they can still get in, The Frog Bog is kaput. I don’t want a porn site. (PS: The next morning- A few of you have commented that ... More About: Funny , Title
They Were After My Parachute Pants
2008-04-09 06:22:00 Parachute pants. Who doesn’t look good in them? Me, according to Lisa. Whatever. Try to spice up someone else’s blog while they’re away and what thanks do you get? You want to see me in my parachute pants? Tell her all about it here. In other funny news, I was just telling a non-blogging friend about ... More About: Pants
And ?The Shower? Makes My Lats Twitch
2008-04-07 15:44:00 I took Spanish for like 3 years in high school. I remember none of it. I don’t know how I passed. I could say that about a lot of my classes in high school, except for some history class (American History?) when I sat next to Julie Stefani and we competed for the best score on ... More About: Shower
A Night of Crime Fighting With ¡¡¡Tu Pacana Virica!!!
2008-04-04 14:22:00 And now, a special secret glimpse into a night of crime-fighting with the one, the only… ¡¡¡Tu Pacana Virica!!! Thanks to Chris for the artistic rendition. Everyone knows who You Viral Pecan is, right? If you don’t, you can get up to speed here. SCENE: A quiet apartment on the outskirts of Fort Lee, a medium-sized town with a giant-sized need ... More About: Crime , Night , Fighting
That Old Kirby Spirit, Part Tres (The Riveting Finale)
2008-04-02 06:02:00 If you haven’t read parts one and two of this epic saga, do so now. They’re located just under this post. Go on, I’ll wait. I have some vacuuming to do anyway. HA HA HA! Vacuuming, see? Because this is a story about being a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman. Get it? And I said I needed to ... More About: Finale , Part , Spirit , Tres , Kirby
That Old Kirby Spirit, Part Deux
2008-03-28 16:32:00 I began the saga of my door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman career with my last post. It’s right under this one. You should read that one first, because like any great saga, there are nuances and references and all kinds of clever literary devices woven through this literary tapestry, and you don’t want to miss one ... More About: Part , Spirit , Kirby
That Old Kirby Spirit, Part One
2008-03-26 16:02:00 Remember the one about the door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman? Yeah, that was me. I’m waxing nostalgic today because I have recently been informed that I graduated from high school twenty years ago. I’m taking a cue from this dude and I’m fixing to wax rhapsodic about my employment history. I figured that in case any of my ... More About: Part , Spirit , Kirby
A Frog Bog Expose- The Secret Peep Underworld
2008-03-23 16:23:00 The Frog ster reporting. Easter. For some, a time of peace, joy, renewal. For others, merely a day off of work. Spring is arriving, the scent of flowers is in the air, the birds are chirping, and we all sit back, enjoying the moment by biting the heads off of our little chocolate bunny rabbits. Nothing says Easter ... More About: The Secret , Secret , Expose , Underworld
Don?t Even Bother Trying to Dance in March, Because I?ve Already Cut the Ru
2008-03-20 14:55:00 It?s that time of year again- time for The Freaky Foxtrot, The Leaping Lambada, The Sizzling Salsa. That?s right, they call it The Big Dance , and I?ve got all the right moves. I?m like Tom Cruise slidin? across the floor in his skivvies. I?m like Prince telling y?all that there?s only one year left until ... More About: March
The Rise of? ¡¡¡Tu Pacana Virica!!!
2008-03-14 05:14:00 Like an open A chord strummed on an electric guitar plugged into a Marshall stack, like that first sip of coffee in the morning, like that shooshy sound you get when your toilet unclogs after fevered plunging, he emerges… ¡¡¡Tu Pacana Virica!!! Tu Pacana Virica strikes fear in the hearts of evildoers in his green spandex outfit. ... More About: Rise
Geek Classification, Spider Embarrassment, Star Wars Quotes and the Big Spa
2008-03-10 12:14:00 Well, it’s Monday, March 10th. That can only mean it’s time for the latest edition of the Clay Pigeon humor magazine. In this week’s issue you will discover that if you are a spider suffering from spinner disfunction you are not alone, get helpful tips for choosing the right pet if you are currently undead and learn about the gaming geek ... More About: Star Wars , Wars , Quotes , Geek , Star
A Meme Post Without Using the Word ?Meme? As A Bad Pun in the Title
2008-03-07 15:30:00 Remember, you have until the next exciting edition of the Clay Pigeon humor magazine, coming Monday, March 10th, to submit an entry in THE BIG FUN SPAM COMMENT NUMBER GUESSING CONTEST FOR FUN AND PROFIT! Rickey Henderson tagged me to do this meme. According to Rickey, I’m supposed to look up 15 of my favorite movies on IMDB, ... More About: Meme , Word , Post , Title
THE BIG FUN SPAM COMMENT NUMBER GUESSING CONTEST FOR FUN AND PROFIT!
2008-03-05 04:44:00 On my last post I said that I got like 500 spam comments per day. Then I put up a math verification thingy. Then I looked at the number of spam comments I got during the time the plugin was “working” and promptly removed it because I felt that the annoyance caused to my commentors was ... More About: Contest , Spam , Profit , Comment , Number
They Got Me
2008-03-04 06:06:00 After over 60 spam trackbacks and over 500 spam comments in the last 24 hours, I can’t take it any more. Trackbacks are gone and image verification has been enabled. Email me if you have any problems. Gumble, grumble. -
A Desperate Housewife?s Best Battery-Powered Friend
2008-03-03 15:53:00 Don’t forget to check out today’s LOOMING Recession Issue of the Clay Pigeon. It might just save your dollars. The last time I posted about solving this housewife’s desperation, I described how Mr. Clean came along with his Magic Eraser, swept me up in his burly arms and ferried me to housewife paradise. The whole sordid tale ... More About: Battery , Friend , Desperate
The Looming Fearless Frog Looms Over Your Devalued Dollars
2008-02-29 21:55:00 If you haven’t checked out my interview over at Angry Seafood, do so now by clicking here. I’ll wait. (…harmless background music…) Good. Funny, huh? Now then. I’d like to thank my pal Kev, the genius behind mashing peanut butter between cookies, for talking The Fearless Frog out of retirement. In my inimitable fashion, I stopped posting weekly economic columns ... More About: Dollars
There Was Merrily Fantastic Reading By Super Hero, Me! I Delighted! Seafoo
2008-02-27 08:14:00 In case you are wondering how to properly construct a comment on my site, take a moment to study agirlTwill’s comment from yesterday, which I present below in all its unaltered glory: “Good aftenoon !  I pleasantly amazed! Thank!!! Like! Thank you! There was merrily! Thank you! I delighted! There was merrily! Excellent forum with fantastic references and reading…. well done indeed… I am glad to find this forum ! The Author, you - super hero! There was merrily!” There was also a link to a website selling fake drugs in his/her comment, but I don’t think that had anything to do with agirlTwill’s admiration of me, because agirlTwill is not the only one who pleasantly amazed and delighted and think I super hero with fantastic references and reading this aftenoon .  You see, Chris from Angry Seafood merrily asked me (as his super hero)(I’m guessing) to have a seat at the interview table over at Bloggers Speak. I said &ld... More About: Reading , Super , Hero
Pigeon Peer Pressure
2008-02-25 17:45:00 I would like to introduce you to the brand new, sparkly, still in its original wrapper issue of the Clay Pigeon ! Yeah, sure. I know that you already know about the Clay Pigeon because all of the other folks who are involved with it told you about it last week, so my Big Fat Juicy Announcement ... More About: Peer , Peer Pressure
Top 5 Girl Scout Cookie Flavors
2008-02-23 17:51:00 Well, I’m back. Back with a vengeance. AAARRRGGHH! No, I’m not really back with a vengeance. But I am back with some Girl Scout Cookie s. Yes, as those of you who have a Girl Scout in your life know, it’s that time of year. Instead of going into the gory details of my most enjoyable time off, I ... More About: Flavors
Shoosh, Whoosh, and the Big Secret Revealed
2008-02-16 17:59:00 I’m outta here for a week. My lovely wife has some vacation time and we’re gonna go to the Poconos. I hope that this is only goodbye for a week, and not forever, because there is a chance that the old frogster might wind up on a pair of skis. This is good, because skiing is ... More About: Secret
Navigating the Manhattan Serengeti
2008-02-14 00:40:00 I like to safari. I have safaried many times in many locations, including Hoboken, NJ, Oakland, CA and Gary, Indiana. But nothing comes close to experiencing the reality of the asphalt jungle like taking a deep breath of that Big Apple air and having someone beep their horn and tell you to get the f*** out of the ... More About: Manhattan , Serengeti
Manly Man Brains- A Scientific Explanation
2008-02-09 17:48:00 Sad day yesterday. I had to remove the cool 8 ball attachment from the shifter in my car. This, obviously, downgraded the car’s coolness factor to “cool,” due to the fact that I still have my fuzzy dice hanging on the rear view. It had been “bitchin’” with the 8 ball gearshift cover, and I was ... More About: Brains , Manly
Our Big Trip Part 14- Maryland and Washington, D.C.
2008-02-07 19:37:00 Every now and then, I import one of these “Our Big Trip ” posts over from the site we used as our traveling diary while we were on Our Big Trip. Today is a now and then day. The background info about Our Big Trip is here. Sunday, October 19: Beth went to Ellicott City, and I got on my ... More About: Washington , Maryland , Part
Groundhog Day and Family Business
2008-02-04 16:46:00 As you are probably well aware, on Saturday the 2nd, Punxsutawney Phil, the most famous groundhog of all time, emerged from his burrow at Gobbler’s Knob around 7:25 am and saw his shadow. This means there will be six more weeks of winter. The gate to Gobbler’s Knob, in case you’re interested, opened at 3 am ... More About: Business , Family , Family Business , Groundhog Day
The Humor-Blogs NFL Postseason Pickfest, Part, Ah, Deux Plus Deux
2008-02-01 16:01:00 All right folks, here we go. With the excitement at a fever pitch in expectation of the big picks from the humor-blogs community, it’s time we cut the crap, got down to brass tacks and talked turkey. For those of you who figured I was a shoe-in to win this thing (which was, of course, everyone), ... More About: Humor , Blogs , Part , Postseason
January 30th, the Most Wonderful Day of the Year
2008-01-30 15:05:00 It was a few January 30ths ago, in a little hospital in Trenton, NJ, that my life changed. I didn?t know it changed at the time, because I had six more weeks to incubate. Anyway, on this day, my lovely wife was born. I know that it?s funny for married people to joke about how terrible married life is, but ... More About: Wonderful , Year
Yet Another Celebrity Guest Blogger
2008-01-28 17:49:00 Our special celebrity guest blogger today is writing from an uncharted desert isle. “Three years. It’s been three years. I can’t believe it. It was only supposed to be a three hour tour. A three hour tour. Who found the tree sap for the pancake syrup? Me. Who saved everyone from the WWII vet who didn’t know the ... More About: Celebrity , Blogger , Guest
Avatars Made of Boogies Melt Into the Sea? Eventually
2008-01-25 20:18:00 YOU: “Dude, like when are you going to update your blog?” ME: “IDK.” YOU: “Plus, I posted a really funny post I think you would love but you haven’t visited my blog!” ME: “IK.” YOU: “And I heard you have some pictures and you’re gonna put up some picture posts and they’re gonna be great! When is that gonna ... More About: Made , Avatars
A Celebrity Guest Blogger, We Have Today
2008-01-21 16:58:00 From a planet in the Dagobah System, a special celebrity guest blogger: “Old am I, and troubles my arthritis does the humidity here. And believe the size of the bugs you would not. Take off with an R2 unit could they. Strong with me the force is, though ten Death Stars would you need to this ... More About: Celebrity , Blogger , Today , Guest
The Humor-Blogs NFL Postseason Pickfest, Part, Um, Deux Plus One
More articles from this author:2008-01-18 16:02:00 Dear Howie Long (ex-NFL player and current CBS football analyst), Your manliness impresses me most impressively. Your rugged good looks and muscular frame make you a natural for television commercials, I am quite sure. But please, Howie, please, just take a peek in a dictionary the next time you try to use a 75 cent word. The Giants did not ... More About: Humor , Blogs , Part , Postseason 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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