Witty Ramblings Of A Lower Class Immigrant Witty Ramblings Of A Lower Class Immigrant Tamiki.com is an original humor site with witty, clever, and hilarious writing. Many posts are inspired by or revolve around serious social, political or economic issues.They are all funny...sometimes. Written by a 22 year old math student. Articles
I need my fix, tamiki!
2007-04-26 20:45:00 Disclaimer (serious, but funny): In man’s pursuit of knowledge through scientific experimentation, it is not rare for two or more men to near-simultaneously make the same discovery independently. A very recent example of this is option-pricing with Black-Scholes and Merton. An older example is conservation of energy with some dead European guys. Thus will be ... More About: Science , Food , Mathematics , College , Personal life
Text sells. Adapted from Sex Sells. Obviously.
2007-04-26 20:43:00 There is an online directory/social network/blog community called MyBlogLog. I joined it to attract visitors to my site. Since I’m an applied math major, I conducted a rigorous statistical analysis of this action’s efficacy. Results: Blind people and eunuchs show no preference towards other sites over mine. Abstract: On MyBlogLog, you can upload your avatar, and ... More About: Society , Business , Technology , Mathematics , Personal life
Tamiki.com gets its first award!
2007-04-25 12:18:00 Yes, Tamiki.com has received its first award since casting off in mid March of this year. We lost the Skipper and Gilligan, but Ginger and Mary Ann are safely stowed away. See the award here, or click on the “tamiki.com awards” link in the “Nautical Charts” navigation bar to your left - that’s the port side ... More About: Award , Gets , First , Ward
English is a bastard language
2007-04-25 06:01:00 “i” before “e,” except after “c.” That’s a weird rule. More About: English , Star , Language , Bastard
Fugu, more fugu?
2007-04-24 08:41:00 Sushi is a fish best served cold… … … … (read the comment if you haven’t gotten it yet). More About: Food , More , Fugu
Art Vandelay?I?m an architect
2007-04-24 06:01:00 Notice: This blurb is a sequel to the story “Back of the queue buddy!” That story is required reading for anyone who wants to understand this post, or is a fan of tamiki, tamiki.com, humor, comedy, Seinfeld, or Curb Your Enthusiasm. Or simply has sadistic tendencies. The other thing: This story and that story are ... More About: Food , College , Pop Culture , Personal life , Archi
Red-light value menu
2007-04-23 07:01:00 A few hours after the sun set, I put on my aviator sunglasses, sprayed some binaca into my mouth, and hopped into my Ferrari. When I arrived at the Burger King drive thru I ordered the number 2 with cheese, and a Dr. Pepper, no ice. Total: $ 7.89. I drove to the window, paid for ... More About: Society , Cars , Food , Pop Culture , Light
Investment guru makes new move - Part 3
2007-04-22 07:01:00 Click here for Part 1 Two years ago, billionaire investor Warren Buffet bought a huge stake in the Anheuser Busch beer brewing company. His reasoning was that ?there is a high probability that people will be drinking alcohol until the end of humanity.? Today, in a strikingly similar manner, billionaire investor Warren Buffet has just announced the ... More About: Society , Politics , Business , Investment , Vest
I do blow, and I want to hide my dilated pupils
2007-04-21 11:06:00 One night, I got into a nightclub, or on the subway. I can’t remember which one, but I’ve never been to a nightclub in my life. Anyway, I was either indoors or underground, minding my own business, when the subway/nightclub shook, and an attractive, tall brunette bumped into me. She smiled and apologized, and I ... More About: Society , Relationships , Pop Culture , Want , Late
What numba on the menu you want?
2007-04-20 23:01:00 Disclaimer: This is an offensive post. If you don’t know about this site, go to the “about tamiki.com” link to find out. I am not racist or anti-semetic. Also, if you don’t know much about New York City, you should probably either not form an opinion about this post or maybe even read it. After many ... More About: Society , Religion , Food , Poverty , Numb
Come back tomorrow, when the soup kitchen cares!
2007-04-16 08:54:00 Like I mentioned a few posts ago, I haven’t had time to post because of school work and drug use. But I have to come clean: another reason is my greediness. I have a hard time sharing my laughter and amusement with others. I’ve got some good content brewing, but I’m just wallowing in my ... More About: Kitchen , Care , Soup , Back , Come
Oh?Einstein was from Germany!
2007-04-14 05:13:00 Right before I fell asleep in physics class yesterday, my professor showed us the apparatus and experiment used to determine the charge of a particle, like a negatively charged electron. The particle goes in, it bends, and physicists get giddy. Our professor told us the apparatus is called Wilson’s Gas Chamber, and was developed in the ... More About: Germany , Einstein , German , Erma , Stein
Who? What? Who?s on first?
2007-04-12 06:15:00 I haven’t had time to post much due to school work and drug use. More will come soon (and better than this post), I promise. Scout’s honor. But, for now, my first pop culture post: Apparently, some journalists refer to the World Health Organization as “the WHO” in their articles. I don’t know if this is ... More About: What , Hat , First
Forgive me, father, for I have sinned
2007-04-09 20:44:00 I have a confession to make. I am not from Pakistan. I was born into the highest class of India’s great caste system. I was showered with diamonds and women. Mountains of food, that would last me 100 lifetimes, rots in my personal warehouse. I was given everything a young man could desire and fuzzy slippers too. ... More About: Have , Give , Father , Forgive , Fath
Switch to WordPress
2007-04-09 20:44:00 I’m switching to Word Press from Blogger. Sorry if you are getting old posts in your feed. Sorry Blogger. It’s not you, it’s me. Maybe we can still be friends. WordPress, I like that I always have access to you. I also like that you let me try any layout position I want, day or night. I ... More About: Wordpress , Switch , Witch
Entrepreneurship: Soccer mom or CEO?
2007-04-09 20:43:00 Warning: This post may be offensive to some, and will be to the rest. Join us as Baruch College’s Zicklin School Of Business and The City College of New York host a two part seminar on: Entrepreneur ship and The Global Economy in the Entertainment, Technology, and Internet age. Keynote Speaker: Our keynote speaker is a woman who embodies the ... More About: Soccer , Entrepreneurs , Ship
Investment guru makes new move - Part 2
2007-04-09 20:43:00 Click here for Part 1 Billionaire investor Warren Buffet has just announced the purchase of the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund (”IMF”). He stated, “100 years from now, there will still be corrupt rulers in developing nations. Anyone with a credit card and a gambling habit knows what that’s like.” With his stake in American ... More About: Investment , Men , Vest , Move
Globalization and Iranian Idol
2007-04-09 20:42:00 Free market economics is helping President Bush establish the New World Order he spoke of in 1991. Freedom, democracy, the American way of life, and its culture has been spreading throughout the Middle East steadily. After the ousting of the Taliban, for example, the Afghan people were free to watch Hollywood motion pictures like Gladiator, ... More About: Globalization , Iran , Global , Bali , Idol
Back of the queue buddy!
2007-04-09 20:42:00 Yesterday, at my college cafeteria - yes, the one with the turnstiles - someone cut the cash register line right in front of me. It was during peak lunch hours when lines are long, and only the law of the jungle prevails when fighting for the last scoop of macaroni and cheese. The cafeteria has two ... More About: Back , Buddy , Queue
WARNING!!! MAY CAUSE SEIZURES!
2007-04-09 20:42:00 Notice: A few days ago my math professor was explaining to the class that the daily returns of a stock should be normally distributed. Not convinced, I opened up Mozilla Firefox on the computer at my desk. I first came here, to my website, only to discover that an image was misaligned by the tiniest of ... More About: War , Warning , Cause
A routine oil change and make up sex
2007-04-09 20:41:00 Relationships are like cars. Sometimes there are accidents and breakdowns regardless of who’s driving. Sometimes, when your car gets damaged, it’s minor enough to get it fixed and you keep it. Sometimes, when your car gets damaged, it’s so bad it isn’t worth fixing and you get a new one. And sometimes, when your car gets damaged ... More About: Make Up , Change , Oil , Make , Make-up
Investment guru makes new move
2007-04-09 20:41:00 Two years ago, billionaire investor Warren Buffet bought a huge stake in the Anheuser Busch beer brewing company. His reasoning was that “there is a high probability that people will be drinking alcohol until the end of humanity.” In a strikingly similar manner, today he announced the purchase of an undisclosed U.S. weapons manufacturer stating, “100 ... More About: Investment , Men , Vest , Move , Make
Be positive
2007-04-09 20:41:00 I only have time to share one of the many good things I can see coming from the Iraq war: Oliver Stone making a sequel to Platoon. More About: Positive , Posi
Thank you all
More articles from this author:1969-12-31 18:00:00 The tamiki.com experiment has ended in success. I still plan on writing regularly, but not everyday. Thank you for reading, commenting and supporting me. This post will stay at the top, so just scroll down in the future. Now get off your chair and go outside. tamiki 06/06/07 More About: Thank You , Hank 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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