Witty Ramblings Of A Lower Class Immigrant Witty Ramblings Of A Lower Class Immigrant Tamiki.com is an original humor site with witty, clever, and hilarious writing. Many posts are inspired by or revolve around serious social, political or economic issues.They are all funny...sometimes. Written by a 22 year old math student. 
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Your job is to build our railroads
2007-07-06 13:58:00 Setup: China is challenging India for tech outsourcing, but lags India in college graduates who speak the English language. Punchline: I guess the British colonization of India was worth something after all. http://www.forbes.com/business/2007/07/06 /india-china-outsourcing-markets-econ-cx_ rd_0705markets5.html?partner=rss More About: Business , Build , Railroad , Roads
Paris Hilton in the Wall Street Journal
2007-07-05 12:00:00 http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2007/07/03/ more-to-come-on-paris-hilton/ Mary Lu Carnevale reports on reaction to Bush?s clemency for Paris Hilton . Some conservatives were frustrated with President Bush?s decision to grant ?Simple Life? Hilton something less than a full pardon for his felony convictions of perjury and obstruction of justice. Robert Novak, the columnist who triggered the leak inquiry by reporting that CIA operative Valerie Plame ... More About: Politics , Journal , Wall Street , Pop Culture
Rogue is the hottest cartoon character. Jessica Rabbit a close second.
2007-06-20 04:22:00 Tamiki locked himself out of the house today. So he threw his body at the door, broke the lock, and forced the door wide open while shouting, “I’m the Juggernaut bitch!” More About: Cartoon , Pop Culture , Personal life , Close , Character
So I shaved my head? I look cool
2007-06-16 22:25:00 The median age in the United states is 36.4 years old. This means you should buy stock in exotic car companies, because a lot of men are about to have mid-life crises… More About: Business , Cars , Cool , Head , Look
Chicken stock? that?s for cooking right?
2007-06-16 22:19:00 I was having a conversation about stocks when someone said, “As baby boomers continue age you should buy companies that make prosthetic hip and knee replacements.” I replied, “As baby boomers continue to age, I’ll buy funeral home stock.” More About: Business , Cooking , Stock , Personal life , Chicken
She looked a little ?red? in the face?
2007-06-14 00:27:00 I walked into the Museum of the American Indian (or whatever it is called) today, and asked the cute white girl at the information booth where the craps table was… More About: Face , Look , Litt
In the beginning?
2007-06-11 15:33:00 A big Jewish baby should not be named David, especially if it’s a girl. More About: Religion , In the beginning
Just pull the trigger already, and deliver us from your corny jokes
2007-06-10 03:57:00 I’m a failure at everything. I can’t keep a job. I can’t get a girlfriend. And I can’t stop my toe nail clippings from flying into my face. One night, I was so depressed about my current state of affairs I decided to get drunk. I wanted to be an alcoholic, but it was a Sunday… ... More About: Jokes , Death , Elive , Ready , Liver
take heed - corny stuff ahead?
2007-06-10 02:34:00 Put all your eggs in the right basket(s), and you’ll have to hear any basket cliches anymore. If you put that in your bong, and smoke it, you won’t care that you put all your eggs in one basket. If you always put your best foot forward, the right basket is investing in a cane. If you always ... More About: Stuff , Ahead
Investment guru makes new move - Part 6
2007-06-09 23:15:00 Click here for Part 1. You can do a search for “buffet,” for the other posts, on your left. Two years ago, billionaire investor Warren Buffet bought a huge stake in the Anheuser Busch beer brewing company. His reasoning was that ?there is a high probability that people will be drinking alcohol until the ... More About: Business , Food , Investment , Move
word up boricua
2007-06-09 22:29:00 tamiki is going to the Puerto Rican day parade tomorrow. All who wish to join him in throwing water on white t-shirt wearing girls are welcome. No lye throwing allowed - it will not get you married to a spicy latina: Blind to His Faults She Spurned Him, He Maimed Her, and They Lived Happily Ever After, ... More About: Society , Word , Personal life
Random dating banter
2007-06-08 21:03:00 A girl once told me that she studied marketing. I said, “Really? I do too, I just did a market research project.” “Oh yea? On what?” she said thinking (correctly) that I just wanted to get into her pants. “I found out that Gillette will go out of business if there is a worldwide Islamic Revolution,” while scratching ... More About: Business , Relationships , Dating , Random , Personal life
New York?s Bravest?
2007-06-06 16:54:00 I think you have to be very insecure to be a firetruck driver, because those horns are great at attracting attention. More About: New York , York , Braves , New-York , Aves
Sorry
2007-06-05 04:55:00 The site isn’t loading properly because there are too many requests for the server to handle. I don’t know why, but I suspect the aliens found my site and think it is funny. Sorry for the trouble - lower class immigrants can’t afford good hosting.
Tuberculosis scare
2007-06-03 06:11:00 Consider for a moment that the man with tuberculosis who has to wear a mask over his mouth is named Speaker… ironic. More About: Death , Tuberculosis , Culo , Tuber
Random joke
2007-06-02 20:49:00 Paper company executive: So are margins are shrinking… is that a good thing or bad thing? More About: Business , Joke , Random
I?m drunk? no time for funny titles
2007-06-02 06:28:00 Notice: This mildly funny post is inspired by the real lives of NYC taxi drivers. My father is one. I didn’t proof read it… blah I am a medical doctor, but you might know me by my official name: the taxi driver whose cab you had sex in with that drunk person you just met ... More About: Society , Funny , Time , Poverty , Drunk
Duh? Pakistanis and Indians know math too
2007-06-01 18:26:00 Where do you think the number zero came from? A chinese food delivery man once tried to rip me off when I got my change. Just because I’m not Chinese, and have no accent doesn’t meant I don’t know math. I’m a math major. Do I need to wear a cone on my head? Instead of it ... More About: Indians , Mathematics , Math , Pakistanis
What is this?
2007-06-01 15:24:00 If you ever get the chance to date a geologist, do it… I hear they are very down to earth.
Some more shit from when I was high
2007-06-01 03:08:00 Recently, I got into a fight with a square. When the cops came to break it up, they took his side… because I could handle a triangle… More About: Mathematics , Shit , High , Some
Tamiki, why don?t you write more?
2007-05-31 04:24:00 Why am I not writing more? I promise I will, but… The truth is… I’ve been seeing a therapist… and her husband is pretty upset about that… Psychologists are interested in people. Once I met an attractive child psychologist… so I told her that I was immature. More About: Relationships , Write
Ewww?
2007-05-30 14:46:00 My mother always puts the toilet paper on backwards. So I do the only logical thing in the bathroom… I eat… More About: Food , Ewww
Random filler
2007-05-30 08:04:00 An odor can saturate your smelling thingys until you can’t smell that odor anymore. I wonder if that happens to Wolverine from the X-Men, because Beast must lay some nasty farts. More About: Random
So much for having my own humor site
2007-05-29 06:08:00 I was behind two women and a man at a dunkin donuts line. The women were called up to be served when one woman stopped the other, and told her that the man behind them was actually next. The other woman said, “Oh… okay,” and let the man go ahead. Instead of telling the girl a corny ... More About: Humor , Site , Personal life , Humo , Ving
Oh come on? what is it
2007-05-27 13:06:00 My play on words for the word ’shortcoming’ is too graphic for this website…
On security
2007-05-27 12:54:00 The greater a man tries to hide his insecurities, the more they consume him. So drink up, and let your gut hang free. More About: Security
Nuts about nuts
2007-05-26 23:10:00 There is a street cart vendor in my neighborhood called “Sultan’s Meal.” Its tagline, printed on the cart, is “Sultan’s Meal… A name you can trust.” But isn’t the sultan’s meal the most likely to be poisoned? More About: Food , Nuts
On evolution
2007-05-26 12:59:00 The oldest comedy gag in history is a person slipping on a banana peel. Where did it come from? Only Richard Dawkins knows that answer to that. More About: Evolution , Wildlife
More posts about decency?
More articles from this author:2007-05-26 12:27:00 Last night was a quiet Friday night. At 1:30 AM, I stepped outside to throw out a bag of trash. Parked outside the house was a 90s Nissan Maxima - with a body kit. I saw frantic movement inside. An arm going up and down at 1:30 in the freakin morning. No… no one was waving ... More About: Personal life , Decency , Posts 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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