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Teresa Noreen Definitely Gives it 100 Percent
2008-05-20 12:04:00
It’s not that Teresa’s Myspace Profile is so overwhelming. It’s that it’s so well organized and she’s got a little introductory video of herself in it. So I find myself asking the question..do I care? I have full respect for Teresa. You can tell she takes great care in improving her career. ...

Today?s Best: Who?s Gonna Help the Giambino, Even More Porn, and Petra Nem
2008-05-19 22:00:00
Word is Jason Giambi is wearing a Gold thong to help himself get out of his batting slump.  My buddy Joe thinks that’s not what he should be doing.  Giambi should be soliciting the help of young teens to get him started again - [Bused Coverage] The Best  Porn is Getting Further Saturated into our lives - ...
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Kelly Princeton?s Body Says one thing to me - Power
2008-05-19 12:10:00
Seriously, there’s really no other way to describe this girl. Kelly Princeton is power. I was expecting someone a little tougher from her Myspace Profile but you know what? Slap on a few shots of whiskey and I have a feeling we’ll be just fine. I was hoping that I came across an ...
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Today?s Best: Simpson or Aniston, Sharapova Plays Football, and Danielle Ll
2008-05-16 21:49:00
I don’t even think this is debatable but the fact that Mr. Mayer had his instrument inside of both these women tell me that the world is a cruel and horrible place [Double Viking] The Best Maria Sherapova getting her football on - [Busted Coverage] Danielle Lloyd had a weak upskirt but an upskirt nonetheless - [Drunkenstepfather] Spitting contest ...
More About: Football , Simpson , Today , Plays

You Might Disagree with Tammy Vallejos but I like her
2008-05-16 13:48:00
I’m not going to lie. Tammy Vallejos is very hit or miss. If you’re into the Latina spice and ridiculous body then that’s cool. Her Myspace Profile has some fun songs on it if that interests you. But, I’ll say it right now. I can see where some of you might find ...

Today?s Best: A Girl Who Won?t Give you Time of Day, The Danza Slap, and Fo
2008-05-15 22:00:00
Isn’t it just amazing how you simply cannot run out of hot chicks in this world? It NEVER ends. Seriously, NEVER. Where the hell are these broads coming from? What is this? Today ’s just one of those days I guess. The Best The Girl up there will not give you time ...
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Janis G Would be a Fun Night Out
2008-05-15 12:30:00
Most of the time we come across your typical go go dancer types. Sometimes I’ll toss in a model here and there. I’ll even go as far as to display the Myspace trashy girls who you can tell are legitimate pains in the asses. But once in a while I’ll stumble across a girl ...
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Today?s Best: The Cheerleader Showdown, King of the Upskirts, and Lela Star
2008-05-14 22:00:00
A very warm congratulations to this here cheerleader for being voted as one of the hottest in the collegiate ranks.  May your skirts ride high and may you stay “tight” for the rest of your life. Holly Simmons wins the Cheerleader Showdown - [COED Magazine] This Guy Loved the skirts riding a little high - [Asylum] Lela Star ...
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Wendy Cain Just States the Facts
2008-05-14 12:28:00
“I Don’t Talk Shit, I just state the facts.” Well OK Wendy ! Jesus this girl is cocky and yet she tries to come off as not being cocky. Here’s my favorite quote in her Myspace Profile. “I’m not a bitch, I just speak the truth. I’m not a slut, I just get ...
More About: Facts , Cain , States

Today?s Best: Sarah Jean Underwood, A Topless Model Scandal, and Volleybal
2008-05-13 22:00:00
That’s just a phenomenal ass.  Seriously, I really don’t have anything else to say.  A phenomenal ass. The Best of Today   Shouldn’t we say Sara Jean Underwear? - [COED Magazine] New Zealand Topless Model Scandal - [Drunkenstepfather] Check out these tainted tushies - [Busted Coverage] Some new ladies at the Zoo - [Zootoday] (NSFW) Nicole Scherzinger pops her upskirt cherry - ...
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Tricia Cummings is a Bible Lover and Yet These Pictures?.
2008-05-13 13:30:00
Yes, that’s very Christian of you ladies I mean the damned girl has went to Church Camp for Christ’s sake! “I love God with my whole heart, He is amazing. I’m a strong believer of the Christian faith and that will never change. He will always be number one in my life, through good ...
More About: Pictures , Bible , Lover

Today?s Best - Danni Wells Roller Disco, Jenn Sterger Sucks, Megan Fox Bare
2008-05-12 22:00:00
It would be nice to see this woman on roller skates wouldn’t it? Not only do I have wonderful ideas but these ideas are usually realities. The Best of Today Danni Wells Rolls Quite Well - [Zootoday] (NSFW) What happened to Jenn Sterger? - [Busted Coverage] Megan Fox Topless! Megan Fox Topless! - [COED Magazine] (NSFW) Kardashian’s ...
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Nikki Nova - Not An Amazing face but I mean?Come On
2008-05-12 12:29:00
Alright so I’m a little picky. And most of us know who Nikki Nova is. I’m just making a point here. What makes a woman who is no better looking than plenty of other women who have lots of makeup, huge tits and a great body more successful than others? Is it ...
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Today?s Best - Cougar Attacks a Laker, Gemma Atkinson on the Beach, and Nao
2008-05-09 20:42:00
The Lakers better be careful letting Sasha Vujacic party too much. These older women are very aggressive. The Best of Today Be Careful of the Laker Cougars - [Busted Coverage] Gemma Atkinson is “Hanging Out” at the beach - [COED Magazine] Naomi Millbank Smith Upskirt of the day - [Drunkenstepfather] Alicia Keys wearing some tight clothing - [Dirty ...
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Jasmine Alejandrino - As Good Looking as They Come
2008-05-09 13:40:00
I think it’s time to step back from the normal trash and crap that I spew out on this site (don’t worry it’ll be back tomorrow). I spend so much time ranting and raving about desire, sex, and giving anything to bang some of these women. For once I’m going to sit back and take ...
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Today?s Best - Giant Boobs Aren?t Enough, Kardashian?s Cellulite Treatment,
2008-05-08 22:00:00
I can totally see why this girl would want to go bigger. You just can’t make it in Go-Go dancing with anything less than a triple G these days. Good for you Sheyla. Just be careful having children as you might drown one of them when those bad boys pop. The Best of ...
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Cherie Carlson - Another Girl I don?t Know who I?d be a Slave To
2008-05-08 12:30:00
I mean where the hell are these girls coming from? Who the hell is Cherie Carlson? Seriously. Is she in Playboy? I have no clue. Is she a ring girl somewhere? Maybe. I see her wearing a “Tapout” shirt in her Myspace Profile. But in all honesty, ...
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Today?s Best - The Naked News, Carmen Electra Pole Dancing, and Which one?s
2008-05-07 22:00:00
Now this seems like a good idea. The Best of Today Lisa Lewis is now streaking on the news -[Busted Coverage] Carmen Electra teaches us to pole dance - [Don Chavez] Who do you think is hotter? - [Tasty Booze] The World’s Sexiest Anchor is Now Taken - [COED Magazine] If you puke in a plane…. - [Attuworld] Madonna Trying ...
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Jessica Jaymes Getting Personal
2008-05-07 12:06:00
It’s one thing to post a profile on a social networking site. It’s another thing to post a Myspace Profile if you are in the adult industry. Wouldn’t you say it’s your duty as a performer to share some of your personal pictures? I’d say it certainly is. And that’s exactly what ...
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Today?s Best - The Next Erin and Erin Andrews, Tiffany May in Playboy, and
2008-05-06 22:05:00
So it would appear that the next Erin Andrews has already met the real Erin Andrews.  Samantha looks a little mannish in this picture but she’s managed to pick herself up and develop into quite a cutie. The Best of Today   Samantha Steele And Erin Andrews Have Met - [Busted Coverage] British Students Go Nuts at Calella Fest ...
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Laura Leigh Resurrected - Personal Party Pictures Added
2008-05-06 12:58:00
You guys may or not remember my post on Laura Leigh . If you’ve forgotten, no big deal. You can always look at her Myspace profile to bring back the memories. I’m guessing after you take a look at this girl you will most likely not forget again. Why this girl isn’t famous yet ...
More About: Personal , Pictures , Party

Today?s Best - Implants All Over the Place, Aniston in a Bikini, and Famous
2008-05-05 22:00:00
I’ve touched on this topic a number of times.  Does it actually matter that a woman has implants?  Is it such a bad thing? 99.9% of the time it makes a woman look much much better.  Are we to believe that if this woman had A’s that she’d be up here today?  Come on.  Implants ...
More About: Bikini , Today , Famous , Place

Miss HIN 2008 - Bianca Smith
2008-05-05 12:30:00
In case you are wondering, Miss HIN is “Hot Import Nights.” So that would make you think that she’s a Vegas type. At least that’s what I thought. But when you take a look at Bianca Smith ’s Myspace Profile you’ll see that she’s kind of weird. She seems very hippyish. Most of her pictures are too artsy. Don’t get me wrong I’d plow her into 500 pieces if I got the chance but let’s be real here. Do I really need this kind of quote? “There are no coincidences. Everything is a karmic result of it’s own pretense. We play out our positions. And everything moves forward and backward, and it spirals, and it is, as it always was, and it always will be right here inside of you and I. Inside this prison and out.” Um. OK. Yeah. We get that. I’d just prefer you take your clothes off and dance on a pole or something. Artist and philosopher by day, pseudo skank and Vegas model type by night. Miss Bianca S...
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Today’s Best - Sammie Pennington Takes it Off, Maria Menounos Spikes
2008-05-02 22:00:00
Those stockings are pretty much the end of me.  I don’t know how this Sammie Pennigton got into the lime light so fast but I made that call a while back.  This girl has got some serious skills.  Is she British? Of course she is.  The U.S. sucks. The Best of Today Sammie Pennington Nude in Front Magazine - NS4W (nsfw) Maria Menounos Plays Volleyball - On205th A Very Busty Girl Revealed - Don Chavez Who’s Breaking the Law in Sports Today? - Busted Coverage Old Dominion’s Brianna is Hottest Cheerleader - COED Magazine Now this guy has a porn problem - Holy Taco Perriloux and the Football Diet - Losers with Socks Tyra Banks Amazes Us - Tasty Booze More Lindsay Lohan Cleavage - Dirty Rotten Lilly Allen is Wearing a See Through - Drunkenstepfather Another Edition of Friday’s Fixx - Brahsome The ASU Undie Run - BBI Miley Cyrus Forced to Change her Name - Dickism 100 Most Influential People - Bitten and Bound Iron Man is Making some Noise - Attuworld Sexy Ladies ...

I Admit It, Lexi Lapetina Scares Me A Little
2008-05-02 13:08:00
Look, any time you run into a fetish, latex, domination model you have to admit it’s a little freaky. Lexi Lapetina’s Myspace Profile does no justice in terms of revealing her true self but it certainly gives us a taste. And when you write stuff like “I don’t take shit from people” and “I love when the alcohol sets in and the clothes come off” it kind of puts one (me) in a certain mood. Can you imagine the experience Lexi has on most people? I wouldn’t even know where to start with her. All I can say is I’d be a very willing student. She could kick me in the face, pee on me, anything. I’d love it.

Today?s Best - The Next Erin Andrews, Olivia Munn in a Bikini, and Old Scho
2008-05-01 22:00:00
Her name might not be known yet, but she’s got newest bangable reporter written all over her.  This is a great find by my man Joe over at Busted Coverage.  What a face.  She’s what Kirsten Dunst would look like if she were pretty. The Best of Today   Who is the Next Erin Andrews ?  - Busted Coverage Olivia ...
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Belle Alicia - A Body That?s Impossible To Resist
2008-05-01 12:30:00
There’s something unbelievably hot about this girl Alicia . I understand that her body is pretty much as good as it gets. But it’s more. Maybe it’s because I saw a picture on her Myspace Profile that says “If you’re going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair.” That kind of put ...
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Today?s Best - The Best Sideboobs Contest, More Casey Connelly, and Maveric
2008-04-30 22:00:00
This would be Erin Nass and side cleavage is quite common with her.  You know what else is common with her?  Premature Ejaculation. Who Has the Best Side Boobs? - COED Magazine Casey Connelly Part 4 - Nudity Link this time - Busted Coverage Dallas Mavs Cheerleaders - At least they’re hot - Don Chavez Good Sex in Ecuador ...
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Elle Navarro Is Climbing Her Way To the Top
2008-04-30 13:47:00
So here is Elle Navarro , another Vegas type girl who is definitely hot enough to be on here, and definitely hot enough to be a go go dancer. But is she amazing? No. Don’t get me wrong though. She’s certainly sexy. However, what does she do that other ladies sometimes don’t? ...
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Today?s Best - Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape and The British Grid Girls Holding Pol
2008-04-29 22:00:00
You’re damned right that’s an A1 team.  I’d splatter that sauce all over this girl.   Actually no, I’d probably splatter my own sauce all over myself being within 5 minutes of that push up bra cleavage. This can’t be true.  Jimi on Film? - COED Magazine They can hold my pole any time - Busted Coverage Woman ...
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