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Has Anyone Heard of this particular Brandy Lynn?
2008-04-29 12:30:00
Brandy Lynn has to be the name of some porn star right? There’s got to be at least someone named Brandy Lynn who is showing her “DP” skills out there right? I feel like virtually any name attached to a “Lynn” would produce AVN stardom would it not? And yet I find nothing on ...
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Today?s Best - Interview with a College Hottie and the College Cheerleader
2008-04-28 22:00:00
I once posted this “use to be flat chested” girl on a site that no longer exists: Hottest Girls on Facebook. She is now getting some pretty serious attention. It’s funny, she’s all body. You see this girl without makeup and it’s nothing special. That said, the body is about ...
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Dizzy DaMe Would Make me Feel Inadequate
2008-04-28 12:30:00
Knowing that there are girls out like Dizzy DaMe makes me feel a little scared, excited and even depressed all at the same time. This Dizzy DaMe girl more than qualifies. She’s 22 year old professional partier/model who does nothing but have fun, look good, and go to Vegas doing insane things. I can only imagine ...
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Today?s Best - The Erin Andrews Birthday Bash and Hotties from Harold and K
2008-04-25 22:00:00
You gotta love how she’s always prepared.  Even at a basketball game.  She’d be a great wife.   That or a great eventual candidate for the MILF hunter. The Best of Today   Erin Andrews Turns 30 - Busted Coverage Harold and Kumar Like the Ladies - COED Magazine Britney Spears shedded some weight - Drunkenstepfather Liz Hurley: A little nipply ...
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Madame Jay V - AKA ?The Bear?
2008-04-25 12:35:00
That is at least what her Myspace Profile says. Not quite sure what “The Bear ” means but it has to be good when a pole dancer is nick named “The Bear.” Although now I’m not sure. Does it refer to her eating habits? Her crotch? It is bear like? I’m just ...
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Today?s Best - Ohio State Bikini Beauties and Jake Peavy Drinking Jagr
2008-04-24 22:00:00
Yes even in college the Camel’s Toes do come out to play. Apparently this is what life is like over at Ohio State these days. The Best of Today Camel Toes and More at Ohio State - Busted Coverage Jake Peavy Hitting the Sauce - COED Magazine Kim Kardashian! - Dirty Rotten Germans are Amazing - Tasty Booze Karla ...
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Dream Kelly Makes a Strong Case For Being Dreamy
2008-04-24 12:30:00
I have to say, of all the girls who had virtually no information in their Myspace Profiles, Dream Kelly ’s profile pissed me off the least. The pictures were just way too good. Fact is, she’s only 21 years old and there are pictures in there dating back to 2003. You do the math, ...
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Today?s Best - NFL Draftee Sam Keller?s Woman and FHM Leaked their Sexy Top
2008-04-23 22:00:00
Don’t you just love when dirty little social networking photos get leaked to the public?  I’m very curious if this Sam Keller story is going to have any impact on his status with the NFL.  It has to right?  Nevertheless, looks like he’s having the kind of night I wouldn’t mind having on a daily ...
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Kacie Lynn Hangs Out with Really Cool Guys
2008-04-23 12:30:00
She’s 24, she calls herself Kacie Lynn and she’s from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Sounds like a promising start to me. And while Southern girls are usually a big plus, the pictures you are about to see give off a very shaky, “I hang out with real turds” kind of vibe. It’s a shame when ...
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Today?s Best - Jodie Marsh Is Dangerous and Fergie?s Jessica Alba Impressio
2008-04-22 22:00:00
This is the kind of woman who in one night would change you for the rest of your life. Can you even imagine how her parents must have raised her? By the way, who the hell is Jodie Marsh ? It would appear she’s a professional party animal and certainly looks to be ...
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?Model Nicole? Almost Looks Like Tori Spelling
2008-04-22 12:30:00
As you will all see and recognize from her Myspace Profile, this girl Nicole is quite sexy. That part is obvious. What’s not so obvious is that there’s a slight resemblance to Tori Spelling . That’s the part that scares me and brings up an important topic. If you have one gene that goes ...
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Today?s Best - Jaime Little Ups Danica Patrick and the Sexy Emelie Svensson
2008-04-21 22:00:00
This is Jaime Little from ESPN.  While Danica Patrick was not really impressing anyone with her racing victory, Jaime was busy winning her own Grand Prix.  Plus, Jaime is just as hot. The Best of Today   Jaime Little Is Hotter than Danica - Busted Coverage Emelie Svensson should be on our radar - COED Magazine We Can finally say ...
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A Jersey Girl Called Miss Paige
2008-04-21 13:00:00
Two things that shot out at me in her Myspace Profile: “Sometimes it’s better to forget what you feel and remember what you deserve.” The second one is: “and you were given this life because you were strong enough to live it.” Those are some pretty profound words there Miss Paige . Considering I know zero about you and those quotes were featured under pictures that show you gallivanting out in the night clubs, I’d say you haven’t really thought those quotes through, and just felt they looked pretty. And once again, we see a hot girl who is dating a guy that spikes his hair 4 inches high, is over weight, and wears fedora hats. You gotta love America. Nice guys really do finish last. Enjoy the pictures
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Today’s Best - The College Cheerleader Showdown and Something I&rsquo
2008-04-18 22:00:00
Remember this name: Alyssa Sponaugle. I’ll be calling her Alyssa Splooge and Toggle. You have got to be kidding me. Cheerleader s rule. The Best of Today Which Cheereleaders would you pick? - COED Magazine Myspace - Well..you know…Skanks - Dirty Rotten More Sacramento King Cheerleader Drunkenness - Don Chavez Manute Bol Talks trash to Shawn Bradley - Busted Coverage Pornstars Bowling in Bikinis - On205th You Know how I feel about Kim Kardashian - NS4w A Whole 5 lbs of Silly Putty - Tasty Booze No More Beastiality? Booo! - Loser With Socks Karen Angle is Bellicious - Holy Taco Would you have sex with Rachel Ray? - Next Round Insanely Huge Wave - Flabber Fake Woman is Very Seductive - BBI Victoria’s Secret Miranda Kerr - Beer Goggler The Weekly Friday Fixx - Brahsome Little, If Any Clothing on Here - Attuworld Here Comes the Pope Mobile! - Macgsworld
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It Doesn’t Get Milfier than Lisa Ann
2008-04-18 13:40:00
It’s been a while since I’ve posted any adult stars on here. And why not get back into the fray with a woman that I think encompasses my “claws on her vagina” theory? I mean just look at her face. So dangerous. So willing. Lisa Ann embodies that seductive “I’m going to rip your penis to shreds” kind of look. For all I know she might be the sweetest person in the entire world. Still, that look and having seen her “in action” was not a bad basis for this theory. Lisa appears in tons of MILF movies these days…I assume because she’s older than 35. Can you even imagine this woman being your mother. I couldn’t. How bad would high school be if you were a guy. Every single person would want to be your friend, but not really. I’m just glad she has a Myspace Profile so I could put her up here. In any event enjoy looking at this piece of work and feel free to check out her “other work” as well...

Today?s Best - Jillian Beyor Overdose and the Sixers Cheerleaders are Drunk
2008-04-17 21:49:00
I’m not saying that Jillian Beyor has the perfect face because she does not.  But I will see you’ve be very hard pressed to find a better body.  Seriously, I would consider it illegal to look like that in some states.  Is it possible for there to be any reaction other than slamming her to ...
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Another Shallow Gal from the OC
2008-04-17 12:19:00
But that doesn’t mean I think it’s a bad thing. This is Sandra and she’s your typical talking shit on her Myspace Profile, very hot, very fake, sex kitten. I see many failed relationships here. A ton of stress. A ton of problems. And basically a ton of amazing, mindless ...

Today?s Best - Playboy U. Chicks Party in Cabo and Danneel Harris in Linger
2008-04-16 21:59:00
I could easily jerk off to that girl’s belly button. That is all. The Best of Today Party ing it up in Cabo Playboy Style - Busted Coverage Danneel Harris in Maxim - COED Magazine A New Low: Not Sex but Divorce Tapes - Don Chavez Aubrey O’Day Going See Through - Drunkenstepfather Amateur Skank Time - Dirty Rotten Elisha Cuthbert ...
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Cynababy Linsey - Proud Owner of Extend Your Beauty
2008-04-16 13:00:00
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Linsey. Linsey is a 26 year old proud business owner. What appeared to me to be a Vegas, go-go dancing party girl is in actuality a Southern Belle born in New Orleans. At least that’s what it says according to her Myspace Profile. So when Linsey is not modeling for Cynababy Bikinis or taking very drunk pictures at bowling alleys, she’s earning her keep at “Extend your Beauty .” My guess is that this establishment is one of many things. Here are some guesses. 1. A beauty salon (too easy) 2. An erection formation facility. 3. An illegal prostitution ring (again, too obvious) 4. A cockfighting ring. 5. A stud farm. Enjoy the pictures
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Today’s Best - The Hottest Baseball Fans and Offensive Websites
2008-04-15 22:04:00
I assume if you’re Albert Pujols you should be on the phone trying to track down these two.  If you’re Pujols and you’re not immediately trying to exert any baseball player “you have to have sex with me because I’m a star” power then I’d have to think you might be gay.  Married or not, it’s your duty as a male Albert. The Best of Today These Ballparks are worth going to - COED Magazine These sites may offend, but they are funny - Asylum Allison Stokke is Back! - Busted Coverage Pamela Anderson Loves to Read - Dirty Rotten Denver Nuggets Dance Team - Don Chavez Kournikova Runs a Marathon - Attuworld Star Trek Stuff - Flabber Erin Andrews is Ugly?  No way - Loser With Socks Takuya Sugi is the Next Koko B Ware - Macgsworld Tasers and Beer Make a Great Party - Tasty Booze Sienna Miller Cameltoe - Holy Taco Tips from Smokey and the Bandit - Brahsome Cameron Diaz is not hot! - Next Round A 30ft Basketball Dunk - On205th
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Christina Marie Gets Around
2008-04-15 13:00:00
By get around I wish I meant slept with every possible dude imaginable. However, according to her Myspace Profile Christina is a big time traveler due to her modeling responsibilities. So when she’s not busy being 19 or putting on make up to remove a kind of big mole for a shoot, ...
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Today?s Best - Megan Fox to Appear Topless and The New Miss USA
2008-04-14 22:00:00
Rumor has it that Megan Fox will be featured in a new movie directed by Jason Reitman.  In one of the scenes Fox will be catfighting with Amanda Seyfriend right down to the underwear.  Word is that she’ll also be topless in some scene shot in the woods.  All I can say is… it’s about ...
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Corona Girl Unfortunately Loves Guidos
2008-04-14 13:00:00
It’s a real shame too. Other than her pictures, I can’t quite decipher much of her Myspace Profile. From what I can deduce, this “Corona ” chick is only 18 years old, from the Bronx and her life is already headed down the wrong path. She clearly hangs out with the filth and ass of ...
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Today?s Best - Eva Longoria Parker Still Shines and a Skanked out Entrepren
2008-04-11 22:00:00
I’m not going to lie. I’ve talked shit about Longoria before. I said I was getting tired of her. And I now realize that while that thought was legitimate, it was a bit far fetched. Let’s face it, when you see someone too much you kind of get immune to them. ...
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Maya Simone Has Miracle Skin
2008-04-11 13:00:00
You might be wondering what miracle skin is. As you all probably know (or maybe you don’t) many women in this country have what we call “implants.” They are a device that is implanted in the skin to make the breasts look larger. Now, many women (some things the doctors won’t advertise) don’t have the capacity to take very large implants as their skin is too tight and it might actually break open if too much implant is put in. Maya certainly would appear to fall into the “not fitting” category. She’s a skinny little Filipino chick who definitely has no business sporting a D or higher. That, my friends, is why she has miracle skin. That is also why you see so few girls this skinny and this small with breasts this large. I salute Maya and her miracle skin. I also salute her Myspace Profile, her real website and her upcoming appearance in Playboy. Things really seem to be looking up for her. I’m so proud! Keep up the GoGo d...
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Today?s Best - Jenna Fischer Turns Some of us on and A Breath Mint that?s P
2008-04-10 22:00:00
Yup, that’s the chick from “The Office.” I never knew she could be that hot when she applied herself. That is what I’m talking about. Check out the cleavage. The Best of Today Jenna Fischer is hot when she wants to be - Busted Coverage Anit-Poleez Hides that Alcohol Stench - COED Magazine A Lovely ...
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You Can Call her Tiff, I Call Her Young and Confused
2008-04-10 13:00:00
Wait a second here. Wait just a god damned minute. You mean to tell me that in the one place that I hold dear, where the southern girls flow like a water sports movie and they’re extra hospitable, that a guido and guidette crowd exist? That my friends is in Austin Texas? I mean I know Austin is a hip, young, happening place, but come on. It’s still Texas and as far as I’m concerned Texas should be blond girls that smile a lot. Tiff (and I wish you could here me speak that name with exaggeration) is a 19 year old bad girl who thinks she’s much cooler than she is. What’s her tag line in her Myspace Profile? “I’m back so deal with it.” Hmm, I can honestly say that makes me want to puke. She also has a ridiculous looking boyfriend which I will happily add to the pictures section. All I can say is that I weep for the future. That said I’d really like to punish this girl in the bedroom. She’s a perfect hate fuck candida...
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Today?s Best - The Lovely Julianne Hough and Kansas Partying
2008-04-09 22:06:00
Now if she could only hold that position while having sex. My guess is that she’d have no problem doing so. You gotta love “Dancing with the Stars.” Hottie of the Day - Julianne Hough - COED Magazine Kansas Parties Mardi Gras Style - Busted Coverage More Drunk Matt Leinert - Don Chavez Sophie Monk showing some ...
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Melissa Midwest is Going to be a Legend
2008-04-09 13:00:00
So I first came across this little vixen on Flickr having seen a picture of her thinking she was just some incredibly hot young girl posting her stuff online. Then of course I come across the Myspace Profile and see that it’s the same girl. Then what do I see? Her name ...
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Today?s Best - Deuce McAllister Wedding Footage and America?s Craziest Dorm
2008-04-08 22:27:00
You’ll have to excuse me, and maybe I’m just immature but every time I see the name or say the name “Deuce” I think of taking a shit.  So how in the world can I ever take this guy seriously?  Plus I hate those names where it sounds like booing when the crowd is actually ...
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