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Writer?s block
2007-07-02 00:00:00 I'm too drained and anxious to spew out anything of much interest. However, I contradict myself completely as I will now write something of some interest to some people. Let's begin with the term "writer's block," which has quite an interesting history... (falsehoods abound!) (Imagine that "wavy thing" you see on ... More About: Writer , Block , Lock
Another quiz
2007-06-25 00:00:00 I got this quiz from here. I could have blogged about the "sayaw ng sinabawang gulay," (dance of the souped vegetable) [link] but I can't watch it since I'm on dial-up. Take the 100 Acre Personality Quiz ! It's obviously one of those "it's so general it's bound to be correct no matter ...
Yet another useless blog update
2007-06-23 00:00:00 "I speak for Saturn, the One True God of All That is Not Within the Grasp of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, when I say that Saturday must be returned to the sovereignty of His Overlord-ship, the S-Man, by placing the -N after the SATUR- in SATURDAY." -The Magical Flying Chicken God More About: Blog , Update , Useless , Sele
(Quick update) Stuff you can do while commuting that can get you killed or
2007-06-16 00:00:00 Doing a handstand to catch a PUV's attention. Attempting to skip your fares by dancing naked instead. Drinking freshly-made coffee while boardin a PUV. Trying to seduce the driver for free fares while he's driving. ...especially if you're a guy and the driver is, too. Proving to your little brother that you can make monorails ... More About: Stuff , Update , Quick , Commuting , Comm
Project: Pisay Forums (official name pending)
2007-06-16 00:00:00 A message to the PSHS community. By "PSHS community," I mean students, teachers, staff, administration, alumni, parents, and various others who are interested. Introduction: We of Group "CoBrA" (of Electron '08) will be undertaking the most ambitious project for Web Development class this year; a PSHS Forum where the "iskolar ng ... More About: Project , Forums , Official , PISA
Some thoughts, reflections, and a little ?I?ll bitch on and regret stuff ab
2007-06-10 00:00:00 Warning: The following is a personal account of sob-sob, boo-hoo, so-what personal events from the life of a teenage dork -- material far from anything like I have written in this blog before. You have been warned. More About: Reflections , Thoughts , Stuff , Bitch , Regret
Yet Another Personality-Conveying Quiz
2007-06-10 00:00:00 I got this interesting test from Sir Martin, aka Apocalypse. Your results: You are Dr. Doom Dr. Doom 70% Magneto 66% Apocalypse 65% The Joker 62% Mr. Freeze 58% Lex Luthor 57% Green Goblin 55% Dark Phoenix 52% Two-Face 51% Catwoman 48% Juggernaut 43% Poison Ivy 43% Venom 42% Kingpin 37% Riddler 36% Mystique 35% Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity. Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz... I actually took this test thrice, with Dr. Doom being my first ... More About: Quiz , Person , Persona , Personality , Sona
Post per week
2007-06-04 00:00:00 Back to the days of irregular posts. Weep, ye spambots, for ye hath no more to spam on a basis regular. As a parting gift, I give you readers a question to ponder: "Does a camel's hump breed?" -MFC @_@ >> Ha ha, non-graphical smileys are kewl. More About: Post , Week
Humor is relative
2007-06-04 00:00:00 Do you think I'm a desperate attention-seeking weirdo who spews out "humor"-tagged entries like a photocopying machine broken in a comical yet unrealistic manner? I say unto you, I must concede to your superior intellect and mind-boggling powers of logical deduction, dear reader! However, there is a flaw in your "correct" ... More About: Humor , Humo
Steps in studying historical texts
2007-05-27 00:00:00 (Got the idea here; I warn you, this is a "lazy post") Step s in studying historical texts: -- Forget your modern sensibilites. -- Forget your set of morals. -- Forget everything they taught you. -- Don't regard anything, even primary sources (we're talking texts here), as absolute. -- Remember that everything is subject to interpretation. -- ... More About: Historical , Studying , Hist , Tori
Isn?t it strange? No, it?s not
2007-05-27 00:00:00 Fundamentalist Christians are still propagating their absolutism in doctrine and dogma, through land and sky, sea and mass media. And look, even my inbox is not immune to their propaganda! They sicken me; I mean, they're no better than Dawkins-style Atheists! Self-righteous louts who think what they think is unchallengeable, the ... More About: Strange , Stra , Range , Tran
Zombies and the average person
2007-05-26 00:00:00 After being struck with a bolt of inspiration, I have reached a conclusion on the matter. Zombie s , as how they are depicted in popular culture, are symbolic of the general public. Yes, those rotting walking corpses represent the workaday masses, the proletariat en masse. Now you could be asking yourself ... More About: Vera , Person , The A
The dog who lived in a tree
2007-05-21 00:00:00 There was once a dog who lived in a tree-- Crap, what the hell am I writing? I'm just going to rant, because I have absolutely nothing to write about. Is this writer's block caused by my lack of sleep? Is it the approaching school year that is giving me grief? ... More About: Tree , The D , Lived
Starcraft II
2007-05-21 00:00:00 The Official Starcraft II Strip-Tease The line above this is a link. -MFC
The myth of the teen brain
2007-05-18 00:00:00 I thank WillJ of the CFC Forums for sharing this with everyone. "The Myth of the Teen Brain " by Robert Epstein, Scientific American Mind (.pdf) Today teens in the U.S. andsome other Westernized nations do display some signs of dstress. ... An extensive study conducted in 2004 suggests that 18 is the ...
Journalists, nature?s witty retort to humanity
2007-05-18 00:00:00 Credits go to flaming_iles of the CFC Forums for sharing this hilarious headline with everyone at the Humor and Jokes board. The link was the funny part -- click it. -MFC More About: Nature , Humanity , Witty , Tort , Uman
Sobered up
2007-05-16 00:00:00 I'm a tad sober from God knows what, so I find myself an extremely dull writer nowadays. I can't think of a single thing that I find the least bit funny right now. Maybe it's the fact that school's back in a little more than half a month. Oh the horror. ... More About: Sober , Sobe
A reason for the Philippines to be proud
2007-05-16 00:00:00 (This short update is for my fellow Filipinos who stumble upon this little babbler of a web-log) It is the only country to have two world leaders in this list, the World's Ten Most Corrupt Leaders. One of them, the great President known as Ferdinand Marcos, is second only to Mohamed ... More About: Philippines , Reason , Phil , Proud , Lippi
Politicky humor picture thing
2007-05-16 00:00:00 I was checking my search engine terms again today and found the words "arroyo high school prom 2007." I was so inspired by this that I worked up Google image search and trusty Paint.NET and made this: I don't know why people keeping depicting Arroyo as an iron fist, but who ... More About: Humor , Picture , Humo , Thing , Poli
Busy busy busy again
2007-05-12 00:00:00 Before my usual hogwash about games and poor attempts at humor, let me give a heartfelt "thank you" to the kind PSHS Board of Trustees. In the very highly unlikely chance that one of the Board of Trustees reads this web-log, they will find a compliment awaiting them, and they ... More About: Again , Busy
Vacation mode
2007-04-28 00:00:00 I will not write anything in this blog until May 10. Brain is fried, tired, and anxious. I will never shut down this blog, even if I ever see the hits drop to ~1 a day. I just need to rest like most people. You can still catch me and my ... More About: Vacation , Mode
I have the right to write
2007-04-27 00:00:00 I have been too entertained recently. It's horrible. I can't think of anything to write. I don't want to get bored. But I can't write well if I'm not bored. How can I publish my first novel if I stop sharpening my writing skills? ...Ah, I have an idea. I'll just write while ... More About: Write , Have , Right
Internet debates
2007-04-27 00:00:00 http://www.clint.ca/argue/argue.jpg -MFC Why oh why have I only seen this just now? More About: Internet , Debates , Intern
The Despot
2007-04-25 00:00:00 A short story with a distinctively Civ theme. If you don't play Civilization, then you probably won't get the humor at all. Read it and weep, Civvers. -MFC More About: The D
Cartoon shows and family bonding
2007-04-24 00:00:00 I was watching one of the ten original Fairly Odd Parents (wiki) shorts and found the humor of exceedingly high quality. Some of you may think cartoon humor, save those specifically branded as "adult" cartoons, is for kids 12 and down and too "dumb" for older audiences. I have to say yes, ... More About: Cartoon , Family , Cart , Bondi
I have been gone ? yes, I know
2007-04-23 00:00:00 It's that time of month again when I don't get to use the Internet. Whoopee. It's been a drag, and all I've been doing was play Grandia II and some Stronghold 2. As usual, I have to say something about something, don't I? Well, here's something: Do you know what two days ... More About: Gone , Have , Know , Been
After surfing for something else entirely, I got:
2007-04-23 00:00:00 Save the Internet! Save "Net neutrality" (what is it?)! Save freedom and democracy! Save the "flat world!" Did you know that some of the phone and cable corporations are pushing for some laws in the U.S. (which will, of course, lead to a worldwide trend) which will practically turn over ... More About: Surfing , Entire , Methi , After , Something
Netiquette 101
More articles from this author:2007-04-23 00:00:00 Originally posted by 09camaro, forum-quoting Jewman, in this thread of this forum: Reach your own conclusions, as I have already stated mine. -MFC I wrote two other updates since I returned you might want to check them out by SCROLLING DOWN. More About: Ique , Netiquette 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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