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This is not a joke! I repeat, NOT A JOKE!
2007-04-23 00:00:00 (For the Filipino-at-heart only, please) To all you Filipinos who read this: And you thought everything I put here was complete nonsense. Shame on you. -MFC More About: Joke , This
Cho Seung-Hui and Jack Thompson
2007-04-20 00:00:00 Heads up to Sir Martin for this, as he once again inspired me to write something. This one has loads of links on the massacre and Jack Thom pson , so ready that clicking finger! This causes sad schoolboys to kill everything in sight. Jack Thompson, self-proclaimed "expert on school shootings" gives us the ... More About: Cho Seung-Hui
Civ4 Quote Massacre Part Two
2007-04-20 00:00:00 It's just about time for the long overdue part two of that post with the broadband crap, as I am inspired to do so while I'm still participating in this thread. In fact, this is just a copy-paste of everything I posted there (though there are a few additions, so ... More About: Massacre , Part , Mass , Quote , Massa
What to do in case of a BIBLICAL APOCALYPSE (UPDATED)
2007-04-18 00:00:00 Tell all your friends you were right all along Hide from God in a bomb shelter Conquer the world after everyone has been judged and the good ferried away to Earth 2.0 Live out your fantasies: be both King and Queen at the same time Get bored with your authoritarian powers, go back to ... More About: What , Hat , Update , Case , Apocalypse
Holy bleep and bleep and another bleep
2007-04-17 00:00:00 Thank you so very much Talkie_Toaster (alas, you don't have a proper web identity to link to, so far as i know) for bringing my site into StumbleUpon. "Talkie_Toaster is my hero!" Come on you old readers, a big round of applause for the talking toaster. I might just be inspired to ... More About: Other , Another , Holy , Bleep
Putanginamo!com Show and the immorality of Philippine society
2007-04-17 00:00:00 (Disclaimer: This is me writing) Can you believe it, my fellow morally upright Filipino readers? That site is the number one site in the PinoyBlogosphere rankings. It is a disgrace. I, as a moralistic Christian and upholder of all that is left of goodness in this corrupt world of ours, speak against ... More About: Society , Show , Morality , Soci , Phil
Fan fiction and a short story
2007-04-17 00:00:00 (blockquoted in this post is a fan fiction crossover story by ME) I am going to admit it: I have never written a fan fiction story in my life. And I am proud y'hear! Most I've read try covering their lack of character creativity with an abused thesaurus and romance themes. Others simply ... More About: Story , Fiction , Fan Fiction , Stor , Short
2:57 AM
2007-04-16 00:00:00 Two words: Schadenfreude humor. Look for other kinds of humor elsewhere, like by scrolling down or checking out my archives. Two:57 AM is a time for schedule-making. Our nitpicky teachers tell us never to start a sentence with a number, so I didn't. Anyway, schedule-making. Today I shall: 2:57AM to 3:30AM -- ...
Another day, another update
2007-04-16 00:00:00 Something all about the definition of a blogger with some unimportant bits on codes of conduct concerning blogs (link). By the definition in the link provided (look for it, you lazy poriferans!), I am definitely not a blogger. Stumble upon my blog, make that hit counter go up and comment if ... More About: Other , Update , Another
Blog-hopping and the Pope
2007-04-16 00:00:00 Before anything else, here's something I found when I was looking for this: Oh, and before I break any laws*, this was drawn by and practically stolen from jagg17 -- so don't sue me if you ever find this post. I "blog-hop"1 (what an awfully uncultured term -- my tongue fills ... More About: Pop , Blog , Pope , Ping
There was once a man named Joey
2007-04-16 00:00:00 After read on some comic strip I won't link to because some of you guys will probably be outraged by the irresponsible use of swearing and mature topics, I wrote a poem without any rhythm. It has a lot of rhyme, though. Ah, happy days. There was once a man named ... More About: Name , Here , Once , A Man
Search and destroy - my most disgusting post yet and I hope it will not tar
2007-04-14 00:00:00 (Warning: double meanings and crude sexual references shall ensue in this post -- if you do not want one of the authors you read look tarnished in your mind forever, do not read it. If you don't mind the crude sexual references, and could see past those to see the ... More About: Post , Search , Hope , Troy , Will
Money, currency, and my thoughts and opinions tagged under [very lame] humo
2007-04-13 00:00:00 (tonight, having read neither Wikipedia or the Civilopedia for this -- nor any other reference material for that matter -- I will discuss what I know and give my opinions on currency, economics, and the virtual economy) You have a piece of paper. It is marked as a certain value of ... More About: Money , Opinions , Opinion , My Thoughts , Thoughts
Filipino Christians who organize Christian organizations are medieval louts
2007-04-13 00:00:00 (retitled with edit mostly because of a gigantic error explained in the footnote of the next post) (the following post is a highly derivative work, from the 2007 live-action discussion in The Myth of Gawad Kalinga by ?Sir Martin? of Akomismo 1.02) I?ve been following the comments on the whole Gawad Kalinga ... More About: Organize , Christian , Organization , Christians , Christ
What they say about them fundamentalists is true, Billy-Bo Bob!
2007-04-13 00:00:00 (As a general warning, NEVER take me seriously in controversial posts, especially if its tagged under [sick and twisted] humor) Links: An interesting article article, with an even more interesting comment, with a comment on the said comment by me. I refuse to give further comment. Yes, I do refuse to give further ... More About: Fun , Mental , Men , What , Hat
Finally changed the quote and some sophomoric stuff
2007-04-10 00:00:00 It was a struggle with some invisible force over the past week to change the darned quote, but I have finally succeeded. This is a short update, so I'll get on with it. I watched a supportive infomercial on outsourcing recently. Not that I dislike outsourcing -- well, I do, but ... More About: Change , Stuff , Final , Mori , Finally
Resident Evil 4
2007-04-08 00:00:00 Resident Evil 4. (Gamespot) I was expecting zombies jumping out of the trees, shock after shock after shock. But man, was I disappointed. Instead of the shock-horror antics of the previous Resident Evil titles, this one gives action higher priority than ever before. Third-person, upgradeable guns, an aiming system? The disappointments reach a ... More About: Side , Resident , Resident Evil 4
Rats (reposted)
2007-04-07 00:00:00 This site has never been so inactive! Anyway, I'd like to thank you all for visiting. No, no, don't be shy, the spotlight's just for you. I'll announce when updates become regular again, but I say it's irregular for now. Viva la Flying Chicken. Ich bin ein magische Fliegen-Huhn. -MFC More About: Post , Repo , Rats
Rats
2007-04-04 00:00:00 This site has never been so inactive! Anyway, I'd like to thank you all for visiting. No, no, don't be shy, the spotlight's just for you. I'll announce when updates become regular again, but I say it's irregular for now. Viva la Flying Chicken. Ich bin ein magische Fliegen-Huhn. -MFC More About: Rats
Evolution, and why it is controversial
2007-04-04 00:00:00 Dear readers, please pick a side before proceeding: just between creationist or evolutionist, no difficulty. Those who don't care, pick whichever one you're more comfortable with. Let me begin by saying that creationists believe that evolution is wrong simply because they are ignorant because of a lack of willingness to understand. Evolution ists, ... More About: Controversial , Over , Rove , Rover
Worst. Format. Ever.
2007-04-03 00:00:00 APRIL FOOLS! ...Er, um, it's over? (Yes, April fools was yesterday you twit!) Oh. Then I guess it's... APRIL FOOLS! give or take a day or so. (This has to be the worst formatted post you ever had.) I have to agree with you on that one. (Who are you?) Shouldn't I be the one asking that question? *drops ... More About: Ever , Form , Format
Barney the Anti-Christ
2007-04-03 00:00:00 "I love children." Ripped from Unclyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia (alternatively, my #1 source of information): "Barn ey the Dinosaur" = "Cute Purple Dinosaur". Latin did not have a "u", instead the letter "v" is used. This now becomes: "CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR" .... dropping non-numbered letters, we are left with: "C V ... More About: Christ , Chris , Anti , Barney
Playstation 2
2007-03-30 00:00:00 I have a Play station 2 now. However, I am ever so pissed that I did not get one single horror game. No Silent Hill 2, 3, or 4. No Resident Evil 4. No Fatal Frame 1, 2, and 3(they had this, but it turned out to be out of stock). Rat ... More About: Station , Lays , Plays
Announcement
2007-03-30 00:00:00 For all those who want to see the (currently inactive) chat page, please look at my sidebar's Miscellany widget. For all those wondering why I am moderating all comments, that is because I am a topic-Nazi. The moment a series of comments becomes off-topic (or was off-topic from the very beginning), ... More About: Men , Announcement , Cement , Anno
Let?s recap on the hostage situation
2007-03-30 00:00:00 I believe there are many important lessons to be learned from the whole Ducat deception thing, and that we will do well taking these lessons to heart (even if you're not a Filipino). Lets look at a few of these, shall we? People who take children hostage are altruistic philanthropists who ... More About: Recap , Host , The Host , Stage , Situation
Search engine terms used to find this load of shite
2007-03-30 00:00:00 I have a small, unpopular, and unfavorable blog by any standard, and people often find this via search engines only to get rather disappointed. Because of this, I have decided that tonight we shall feast on the various stuff people chuck into their Google or Yahoo! search engines only to ... More About: Search , Search Engine , Find , This , Terms
?Students held hostage on bus in Manila? makes international news
2007-03-28 00:00:00 Link to the Yahoo! article, and an excerpt: MANILA, Philippines - A man with a history of attention-grabbing stunts took a busload of students and teachers hostage from his day-care center and drove them to City Hall Wednesday, keeping them onboard for hours and demanding better lives for the children. Jun ... More About: News , International , National , Student , Students
This is an outrage!
2007-03-28 00:00:00 Every topic in the world except chickens? This is an outrage! I, as the Magical Flying Chicken, oppose this movement completely and entirely, as chickens are magnificent and wonderful creatures. Oh, how much I want to get rid of this stomach-crawling existence and have two legs and a beak! -MFC More About: Rage
Dihydrogn monoxide
2007-03-27 00:00:00 Dihydrogen monoxide is a deadly chemical that many people unwittingly inhale, and/or ingest everyday. This is a very old concern, but I, as a legal scholar pursuing the fields of science, I find it entertaining an important, yet controversial issue. I cannot state the gravity of the matter as well as ... More About: Mono , Hydro
VERY quick update
More articles from this author:2007-03-27 00:00:00 (I have no sleep, I promise lots of good content maybe in a few days or so) Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To provide an eternity of repeating the bad, Christian-themed joke on the matter. -MFC More About: Update , Quick 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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