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SpAm AtTaCk
2008-01-12 00:00:00 I have let this blog accumulate too much dust. Writing later. -MFC More About: Spam , Attack , Atta
NOT about Robert Jordan
2007-11-25 00:00:00 "Doth thou speaketh C++?" asked the Olde Englishe Mane. "Nay, hast thy mind been lost to bugger all thine hast learned?" replied the Olde Englishe Womane. "Yea, for I hath nae knowledge of dost Java thine mind hast been setteth upon," retorted the Olde Englishe Mane. He took a stick from the ... More About: Jordan , Robert , Robert Jordan , Robe
What knows no sorrow knows no happiness
2007-11-25 00:00:00 Do not read this if you remember the days when I wrote coherent rants about things like the news and various other things. What is love (read: has nothing to do with my past "romantic" relationships)? Love is a four-letter word with a real-world feeling, a feeling that is known to have ... More About: Happiness , Sorrow
Ah, I have been too busy + fanfics!
2007-11-22 00:00:00 Hello there whoever might be reading this near-forsaken blog. Let me remove it out of your mind that this is forsaken, for I have merely found a different way of venting out my writing itches. *cough*NESing*cough*. Hey, at least I'm not doing shitty fanfics, because it is my personal opinion that ... More About: Busy
Europa Universalis II Rant - A game thing which you will NOT appreciate muc
2007-10-31 00:00:00 The real-time grand strategy game (yes, imagine the province-system of Risk mixed with real-time action!) Europa Universalis II by Paradox Interactive is great with its fine eye for historical detail and realism. However, it is this very realism that makes it less fun for those with megalomaniac, take-over-the-world tendencies. Let me ... More About: Rant , Game , Thing , Reci
Compare V for Vendetta (film) and 1984
2007-10-21 00:00:00 Quick analogies: Thoughtcrime ? V Emmanuel Goldstein, The Brotherhood ? St. Mary's Virus Winston Smith, Julia ? Evey Hammond Big Brother ? Adam Sutler The Party ? Norsefire The Proles ? The English folk Miniluv, Thought Police ? The Finger Thoughtpol, O'Brien, Charrington ? Fingermen, Peter Creedy (kinda) Eric Finch ? Telescreens Screw that. You know, they're not parallel because ... More About: Film , Compare , Pare
Terrorists, Trotsky, and Totalitarianism
2007-10-20 00:00:00 (EDIT: I saw this and this when I searched for "Emanuel Goldstein" on Google after writing this. Similarities not intended.) Osama Bin Laden had his beard dyed for war. He is waging a war against the "free world" (also known as the United States and its "protectorates" and allies); a war ... More About: Terrorists , Alita , Totalitarianism
I?m still here!
2007-10-18 00:00:00 "He who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future." It is time to begin editing. -MFC
Categories and tags and stuff
2007-10-02 00:00:00 Going to reorganize this whole blog before updating. VIVA! -MFC More About: Stuff , Tags , Categories , Tego
Have no job? Don?t look here, you bum.
2007-09-24 00:00:00 InterShipCo. Is a company based in Shanghai , which specialize in high quality technical ceramic products and export into Canada/America, Europe an Australia.Due to the heavy nature of business that we went through in our last trade fair, alot of Credit is being owe our company ranging to the tune of ...
Dreadfully pointy claws and teeth
2007-09-18 00:00:00 Ideas have been floating around my head for the past few weeks now, but I usually end up swatting them away out of frustration. It's difficult to concentrate on the practical (this would encompass work for adults and academics for students) side of life when there are so many distractions ... More About: Teeth
Bloggers? Kapihan
2007-09-11 00:00:00 I was supposed to write something "good" (as in publicly acceptable) for a chance at free web hosting, but the guys at Bloggers ' Kapihan failed to link to me--one of those who graciously joined their little event--as they said they would. I will not concede to their corporate sponsors with such ...
A joke: not mine, but great to share
2007-09-08 00:00:00 Holmes and Watson are camping. In the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson and says: "Watson, look at the sky. What can you deduce?" Watson replied: "Horologically, I can tell that it is 3 A.M. Astronomically, I can tell that Orions belt is moving in a clockwise rotation. Astrologically, I ... More About: Joke , Great , Share , Mine
Philippine Science High School 43rd Foundation Day Anniversary
2007-09-07 00:00:00 ...or whatever its "real" name is. The Bad Sir Benedict Perez was a bit very off in performing as emcee. There were too many religious songs after the mass. Mister Congressman alumni was wielding God in his words. The legendary Aristotle Solito was a little too speechless. During the awarding, the music was horribly ... More About: Science , Foundation , Anniversary , School , High School
Interesting spammer names
2007-09-07 00:00:00 I've been sifting through my blog's spam filters lately and I've found out that these spam-bots use the most interesting of names. Thus, in honor of the great spam-bots of the world, I've decided that we should have some writing good fun by expounding on the little back-stories of the ... More About: Interesting , Spammer , Names , Eres
(stJNES) Oji and the wolf
2007-09-04 00:00:00 Inspired by the strangely-written epic that we just recently studied (the Iliad), this is the beginning of a long tale about Oji the Sharp-eyed, King of the Yush'kotai. Oh, and I'ven ever heard of a steppes people epic hero, so here's one for my satisfaction. Normally attributed to the northern ... More About: Wolf
Can?t get to the widgets page (UPDATE: I can now)
2007-09-04 00:00:00 (I'm keeping this post for posterity) The widgets page is where I control all the down and happenin' things in the nifty little boxes to the right of the blog proper. For some reason I can't access the widgets control panel from these public computers. Implication: I cannot change the Quote of the ... More About: Widgets , Page , Update
Learning Religion 4 Kidz!
2007-09-02 00:00:00 This website. That website is a place where kids can learn the glories of God and CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALISM. I did not put it in the same paragraph as the rest of my word because it feels so unclean. It's like Barney/Creationist SLASH FAN-FICTION! -MFC More props to Greg. Oh, and the website is one ... More About: Religion , Learning , Earning
The tale of Lo-Zeig and the cup vendor
2007-09-01 00:00:00 A classic tale from ancient Zu, the first part of the tale of Lo-Zeig embodies the spirit of continuing a fight in the face of extreme adversity. Perhaps one of the most defining of Zu stories, the tale tells of a scribe (signifying the importance of good education in Zu ... More About: Tale
(stJNES) The Zu Dominion: An Introduction
2007-09-01 00:00:00 From this day onward, I will be archiving my posts from stJNES from the Civilization Fanatics forums. The freedom of storytelling this fresh start NES allows is simply awesome. Name: The Zu Domin i o n Capital: Zu, The City of Storms Location: Southern coast closest to the Yangtze river (Shanghai) Preferred Color: Golden YellowOn the Zu ... More About: Introduction , Dominion
Spamusement!
2007-08-30 00:00:00 I'm sharing with whoever reads this reader-forsaken blog Spamusement!, a webcomic with "poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!" Guaranteed 85% Funny-o-riffic by the Magical Flying Chicken Board of Quality. -MFC Funny-o-riffic. Haha, funny-o-riffic.
The most dreadful thing I?ve read today
2007-08-30 00:00:00 "Dude, the evidence is all over the internet." --someone from CFC -MFC More About: Today , Read , Thing
How to keep people from disturbing your workspace
2007-08-26 00:00:00 No passwords needed. Click for an enlarged version of the picture. -MFC More About: People , Bing
Ebay is funny
2007-08-18 00:00:00 ANTI TERRORIST LICENSE PLATE FRAMES Don't believe me? Just search for "ANTI TERRORIST" verbatim in that page and see why. -MFC Props to Greg for finding this. More About: Funny , Ebay
Writer?s block #2 and SPAM ATTACKS
2007-08-09 00:00:00 I'm honestly out of things to write as I am exhausted. Perhaps in the course of the next vacation time I'd be able to write something in line with my old pieces of horrid ideas and childish criticism. Vacation mode. P.S. And those spam comments that are obviously spam comments are to ... More About: Spam , Writer , Attacks , Block , Lock
Blitz Update
2007-07-18 00:00:00 One: I'm busy. Two: I'm having a hard time. Three: I fed a chicken fried chicken once. I did. -MFC More About: Update , Blitz
Blitz Update #2
2007-07-18 00:00:00 One: DaPisayCode looks interesting. P10,000 for the win. Two: Transformers was bleh. Decent robot story, horrid human story. Three: Me > You > Dog poo -MFC More About: Update , Blitz
No comments on Civilization IV: Beyond the Sword
More articles from this author:2007-07-08 00:00:00 A few sweet screenshots (taken from here): Hammurabi, Pericles, Suleiman, Oranje, Lincoln, Pacal, Zara, Boudica, and Bull. Don't tell me you haven't seen those screenshots before! -MFC More About: Civilization , Comments , Comm , Civil , Sword 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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