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Dumbleheaded Democrats?
2008-03-07 18:30:00 After publishing this political rhyme on my Pages at Gather I'm relenting to Lim's pressure to add it to his collection here: Dumbledheaded Democrats full of venom having spats campaign stretching on too long uglies pretty weakens strong if they take a hint from me rise above the GOP delegates participate Michigan and Florida state What would turn and save the day? millionaires decide to pay!
Cat from McCain
2008-02-28 20:46:00 This image has been received by email from our friend, Mona D, and it sure looks like a book cover, doesn't it? If it isn't, it should be, Lim says, and could purrfectly describe the life and times of Mr.A.Cat, an agent formerly in service to our nation--and the feline to whom this blog is gratefully dedicated. What follows is a brief limerick found scratched inside Lim's litterbox this
New Prez-Bacon Blues
2008-02-22 03:18:00 Does your cat like bacon? This little Minstrel Kitten stopped by for some today and Lim wrote a small ditty in honor of the endless 2008 campaign we in the US are being regaled with...did I mention it seems endless? Saving bacon US style promises to take a while fry a piggy in the pan new prez woman or a man Teheran gained the greatest good like the peaceniks said it would George and Dick are More About: Blues , Prez , Bacon
Cat votes for McCain
2008-02-12 23:31:00 Lim, Princess Grace (whom you spy here skulking about in a secret box), and I patiently await the return of our bard and muse, Mr.A.Cat, whose overseas mission seems to be taking an excruciatingly long time. The candle glows nightly in the window, Mr.A., if you should read this! That's why we were elated this afternoon to receive a tattered postcard with postmark obscured from the bard himself More About: Votes
SOTU Boo Hoo 1.28.08
2008-01-29 02:14:00 Here's Princess Grace arriving to watch Bush's final (we pray) SOTU address tonight at 9:00 pm est. Mr.A.Cat, our chief limerick writer, is still overseas on a secret mission, so Lim, Libby Kitty, and I are privileged to be graced by the presence of the lovely Princess Grace. The wadded up paper you see is the limerick below which she was a bit shy about revealing, but I've persuaded her to
Cats Training Human Beings
2008-01-27 17:41:00 Your cat may already be a professional at it but you may wish to read my friend William's post on some email wisdom he received, How to Train a Human Being: A Manual for Cats so you have some small hope of finessing your feline's manipulations...yeah right! Meanwhile, here's a photo of regal Topaz 'voguing' next to his copy of Vogue: More About: Training
my only nag in the race: America
2008-01-21 03:32:00 For years now I've believed that a noble man is more often a common man than we are led to think by those at the top of the feeding pyramid. They have expensive finery to disguise their true natures while a common man or woman has few fine feathers to muddy the waters of integrity--and no PR staff to spruce up the image or lie to the cameras. Tonight I've published a new politically driven More About: America , Race
Rhyme for America's Common Man
2008-01-21 02:39:00 Franc the Cat dropped by today to kindly encourage me to publish a rhyme written in the continued absence of Mr.A.Cat, our regular bard and political muse. Sheesh! I wish Mr.A. would return to regale us--and if you read the following, you may find yourself wishing it as well! Yet it is excruciatingly penned on behalf of America...my only nag in the race (and Lim's and Franc's, too): With the More About: Common
Ganda Propping: a poem
2008-01-08 21:51:00 There's a spycat hidden in this photo somewhere! Meanwhile, after listening to copious campaign speechifying a la 2008, Lim and I have cobbled together a poorly-constructed yet earnest political poem for you today: Prop your ganda every day never mind what people say they don't like it that's too bad common good was just a fad Elite values for the few what would Adam Weishaupt do? USA More About: Poem
Lim finds a joke he likes
2008-01-08 01:18:00 Here's what Lim dragged in this evening: An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and More About: Joke
scandal kitty 2008
2008-01-05 22:06:00 Look underneath but there's nary a spot on this kitty! Yet our presidential candidates may not be as fortunate, Lim pointed out to me today, and he's gone and scratched out a two-verse kitty ditty in honor of the 2008 campaign--for Lim is ever mindful of the scandals on verge of erupting! Guess spycats would naturally think that way... A candidate with checkered past will seldom mount More About: Scandal , Kitty
'Iowa' as meowed by Lim the Cat
2008-01-03 15:51:00 Lim is so-o-o excited about the Iowa caucuses tonight that he scratched this in his litter box this morning--and fortunately I noticed before scooping: A caucus in Iowa proper has proved a political cropper but look left and right economy's plight will be a convention show-stopper. Lim (in a spirit of prediction) Or at least I think that's what it said...or maybe it was 'confliction'...but
Just Another Georgie Christmas
2007-12-26 16:00:00 The holiday news is good out of Camp David, that presidential retreat where His Bushiness and family congregated for gift-giving and fruit salad, but not the Peace On Earth kind, only the George-got-more-stuff kind. Personally I'm giving him a new snarlyrhyme for Christmas : At Christmas George got hot feet that's what his wife has said for toasty tootsies biking they'll match his big hothead. More About: Georgie
Prez Debates and Dec 23's Full Moon in Cancer
2007-12-23 20:17:00 Ready for tonight's Full Moon in Cancer with Mars? Here are some details both astronomically and astrologically at Stars Over Washington which contains a link to my previous post on Dec 23's Full Moon along with the chart for it...exact over the White House at 8:15 pm est, and on the Cancer-Capricorn axis--aka the Security Axis. Tonight's Full Moon is the last of 2007 and promises to be quite a More About: Debates , Prez
Ode to Cheney
2007-12-22 18:03:00 How I wish Mr.A.Cat would return to write his limericks, yet we wish him well as his secret mission grinds on in foreign lands we know not where. Pictured here is Miz Cybil who isn't feeling very well these days, old kitty girl. And so, without Mr.A. about the place, the muse of political rhymery has heavily lighted upon my own shoulder and for that I do apologize for this...Ode to Cheney : We
meltdown rhymes of a spycat
2007-12-11 17:22:00 Rumors you've heard are true--Mr.A.Cat, formerly an agent in service to our nation, has gone dark. Even his friend and former colleague, Lim, whose name graces this blog, doesn't know the whereabouts of the mysterious Mr.A.--or if he does, he ain't meowin' about it. That's okay because Lim has begun scratching rhymery into a litter box of his own, one of which debuts here today concerning the More About: Rhymes
Lim's election-selection poem
2007-12-03 02:01:00 As you've heard, Vladimir Putin's party has 'won' the Russian elections and Lim has taken pen-in-paw to scratch out a ditty from a kitty! Rah Rah Rah! Vlad's won again president since way back when '99 to oh-oh-seven over there in commie heaven Democratic? not so much for he has that despot touch cheating isn't winning still handy while you raid the till Russian voters like his style he'll be More About: Election , Poem , Selection
Mr.A.Cat: 10 Meows for new Cosmic Art Cube!
2007-11-23 22:10:00 Mr.A.Cat told Lim to tell me that he likes my new Art display bwo Slide.com's '8mm film' style for images and such. Select Style to decide how you want your images displayed, all swirly-like, as a fancy SlideShow, or whatever. It's fun and since my images get spirited far far away by pilferers (sp?), it may as well be interactive. Slide's revolving cube--what I find myself calling a More About: Cube , Cosmic
Political Pig Reveals True Identity
2007-11-18 02:48:00 When Porkius Piggus was a lad he wanted all he hadn't had he changed his name to Porkius Pig and ran for office dreams so big. While running rackets he was made Pig liked to make love in the shade and sleep on satin pillowcase a sniveling smirk upon his face. He bossed 'em up he bossed 'em down Pig ruled old Washingtonian Town his minions spread like flying monks while Pig kicked back with More About: Political , True , Identity
the Army copters of winter
2007-11-10 07:18:00 Don't drive the new Army helicopters on a hot day or you'll be sans controls and grounded...so I wrote a measley rhyme for while you're twiddling your thumbs waiting for rescue: Army copters sure are hot and you know they cost a lot wasted billions on a fleet cockpit temps will overheat Europeans made the thing billions buy a lot of bling snag one for yourself and then going up comes down More About: Winter
New World Order Lament
2007-11-09 16:10:00 Warning: this is not a limerick but a lament... Troubles often self-created voted Bush but now he's hated part and parcel of a game recent presidents the same USA you've gone so sour oil and gas and poppy power FBI and CIA never meant to be this way Carter Reagan Bush and Clinton criminal is what I'm hintin' Rummy Powell Rice and Tenet throw in Congress and the Senate We the People by the More About: World , New World Order , Lament , New World , Order
Kittens from Turkey
2007-11-02 16:50:00 Once more it's a Cat in a Very Green Chair in honor of the elusive Mr.A.Cat who is still on a mysterious mission in the hinter regions of the yonder lands. It's doubtful there's a cushy chair in which a kitty may curl up wherever he may be! Yet Mr.A. has managed to contact Lim early this morning with a new limerick just for you: We fret for the kittens from Turkey whose progress is really More About: Kittens
who has a four-cat household?
2007-11-01 14:47:00 Have you ever visited the four-cat household of Crazy Aunt Pearl? Reminds me of Lim's famous Pearl Biscuits with Butter Gravy...but you don't have to bake to enjoy! More About: Household
Our Ne'er-Do-Well Son
2007-10-26 22:32:00 Our ne'er-do-well son likes to play president he can't tell us where all the billions have went but corporate scams he doth like to promote America burned while he petted a goat. He sounds like a ninny when going off-script for living with peasants he isn't equipped some day he'll retire under Paraguay's Moon don't know about you but it can't come too soon. Give a round of applause for
a simple click can rescue needy animals!
2007-10-24 01:08:00 The Animal Rescue Site has a great idea--their sponsors donate toward animal rescue and all you have to do is click on the link provided--and you may do so daily, if you please. Mr. A.Cat (with Mona's encouragement) wants you to know about this groovy deal and he hopes you'll help a needy animal by your mere click. Meoooowwww! More About: Animals , Click , Simple
Brassiere-wearing Cat!
2007-10-13 19:31:00 Political Cats Take a Holiday at Lim's Limericks... and so I take pen-in-paw to write a lamentable limerick of my own since this photo turned up of Victoria, a cat in sexy bra who's celebrating the fact that the brassiere turns 100 years old--no signs of sagging (has photos, including Britney Spears' recent ill-fated comeback performance bra of blackness and Janet Jackson's 2004 flashy
Blackwater Kitty
2007-10-10 16:06:00 A rather nasty bit of rhymery has been received from Mr.A.Cat who insists it must be passed on--you have been warned--avoid if possible: A kitty liked water so black he flew all the way to Iraq just give him a gun Iraqis will run while shooting themselves in the back. Mr.A.Cat More About: Kitty , Blackwater
what about women in war?
2007-10-01 23:53:00 Perhaps you'll want to read a small poem with a woman's perspective on war while viewing a drawing, Please Don't Bomb My Baby, over at Jude's Threshold. More About: Women
A Cat Phoned the Old FDA
2007-03-31 22:27:00 It's not for certain that it was Mr.A.Cat making the call, but he's very concerned about the lax pet food safety in this country and has let us know in no uncertain terms...and you can see that Dame Cybil, an old colleague of Mr.A, is quite viciously upset with the FDA and about cheap global ingredients and their sorry consequences: A cat phoned the old FDA he had a few bon mots to say to More About: Phone , The O
Spycats Must Hide
More articles from this author:2007-03-31 21:47:00 Here at Lim's Limericks, Chef Lim himself sometimes takes up the pen and scratches a rhyme or two when he's not baking up delicious fish dishes in the kitchen. Trouble is, he only writes in sand, so I have to catch it quick and type it fast! And yes, he still chefs around here although I've not mentioned his expertise of late but you can still see some of his favorite fishies at Dreamyfish Art More About: Cats , Cat , Must , Hide 1, 2, 3 |
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