Lim's Limericks by A.CatLim's Limericks by A.CatLiminal limericks from the dawn and dusk of the Collective Unconscious as dictated by A.Car Articles
now it's Dry cat food being recalled
2007-03-31 16:30:00 Recall Expanded to Some Dry Cat Food makes you wonder if any kitties are safe--and if the FDA, our "watchdog" for food safety, is doing its job. The FDA now says it "may change how it regulates the pet food industry." This is regulating? Professor Tony Buffington of Veterinary Clinical Sciences at Ohio State University says, "When you change from getting an ingredient from a supplier down More About: Recall , Call , Calle
on The Button
2007-03-28 18:49:00 Princess Grace (pictured here in her spy-training days), Lim, and Mr.A.Cat have been discussing the lastest episode of TV's 24 where a presidential *usurper is simply itching to press The Butt on on imagined foes. Why? Out of "fear," says another of the show's characters. It's true...Testy Testosterone may ruin the world and the blowback will maim for generations. "Criminal minds are weak minds
A Cat in a Very Green Chair
2007-03-26 01:43:00 A cat in a very green chair not caught in a plot or a snare with spy missions done retirement is fun he sleeps like he just doesn't care! Illustration and verse by Jude Cowell (c)2007 Secret Moon Art political limericks More About: Cat , Green , Hair , Chair , Chai
An Alberto kitten in law
2007-03-23 17:33:00 Mr.A.Cat has phoned in this ditty of sass for your consideration: An Alber to kitten in law would fire anyone that he saw not toeing the line for George was so fine he told Al to give them the claw. This kitten is not super purry the sackings were done in a hurry he won't testify on record just lie in spite of the emailing flurry. A.Cat Washington is providing great theater these days, yes? More About: Kitten , Albert , Alberto
Kitten in the Roosevelt Room!!
2007-03-20 00:00:00 In honor (?) of Bush's short speech this morning from the Roosevelt Room of the White House, Mr.A.Cat has phoned in a request for a posting of his usual sassiness: A kitten was telling the news the Roosevelt Room he did choose he'll stay in Iraq don't bore him with flak his arguments you can't refuse. With rationale changing at will to be rubberstamped on the Hill the Dems are as bad methinks More About: Kitten
a kitten to old Mexico
2007-03-14 03:41:00 This image isn't the touring kitten chowin' down on good-eatin' way down yonder in Mexico , but it details for you how hard spying, snooping kittens must work to learn their Spy Craft...Topaz shows Wiley the ropes on how to bug a desk in an undetectable fashion. It takes tremendous concentration as you can see. Yes, it helps to learn from the very best. Speaking of the best, Topaz's old friend More About: Kitten
a kitten in Old Guatemala
2007-03-13 05:05:00 It's the last limerick from last year's mysteriously-delivered mailbags...well, last of one bag of the three. The other bags seem to sprout new ones all the time. Odd. But this one can't be put off any longer--I know 'cause I tried--but the typing must be done for Lim is yowlin' at me now on behalf of Mr.A.Cat...so here goes: A kitten in Old Guatemala to Chavez refuses to holla while doggin' More About: Tema , Kitten , Mala
When Leos Fly South for the Week
2007-03-08 18:09:00 Today Lim is purring over a blog he's discovered to have LIVE! Kitty Cams at Lisa Violet's Diary where Lim vows never to miss luscious Tummy Tuesdays ever again. Perhaps Lim qualifies as one of those Bad Kitty Cats too! Ya think? Meanwhile, Mr.A.Cat has phoned in a new lim (as threatened) which I post here as per Mr.A's request--in honor of the President's journey to South America this week More About: Week , When
A Limo on the Hill
2007-03-05 06:40:00 This time Mr.A.Cat has left a late-night v-mail to coerce me into typing out this short verse specially for those who watch Washington with horror as does he. And Mr.A wishes to send a hearty meow-meow to his new friends, Aloysius, an honorable cat-poet of merit who slinks about and snoozes daily upon Catymology...and to the excellently muffed Merlin, who knows all about Bad Kitty Cats as well More About: Limo , Hill
kittens from Truthiness
2007-02-27 05:24:00 Well, you know Mr.A.Cat has been watching Comedy Central when you read this frothy bit: We groan over kittens from Truth iness whose term seems too long in the toothiness they bomb 'cause they can to bully Iran insanity lacking in proofiness. Mr.A.Cat More About: Ness , Kittens , Kitten , Ruth
a kitten named Rice
2007-02-22 17:45:00 Well, Lim and I have been vacationing in historic Raleigh, NC, the City of Oaks, and lounging about some really cozy digs at the Velvet Cloak Inn which you may wish to view here...but now Mr.A.Cat is clamoring for a post of his newest sass, as titled above: There scuttles a kitten named Rice who's rolling diplomacy's dice but coach seats will mush ya when flying to Russia so having your own More About: Name , Kitten
naughty old kitten from Maine
2007-02-05 19:56:00 This messenger was on my doorstep this morning with a Special Delivery from Mr.A.Cat...so I'm passing it on to you as per Mr.A.Cat's request> That naughty old kitten from Main e said All Aboard don't miss the train attend your cotillions while I demand trillions with war as my only refrain. I'll balance the budget one day or else all your grandkids can pay America's bust but I ask for More About: Kitten , Maine , Naught
A sleek cat by name of Obama
2007-02-02 02:28:00 Lim has given me the nod on this verse so I'm typing it in now: A sleek cat by name of Obama knew war was much more than a comma there's steam on his plate for two-thousand-eight he's cute in a tux or pajama. A.Cat (hope Mrs. Obama can forgive kitties-who-blog.-jc) More About: Name , Bama , Leek
kitten from Brugel
2007-01-25 17:53:00 Mr.A.Cat is at it again...see what you think: There once was a kitten from Brugel whose subjects said Please be more frugal you spend all our dough the next thing you know successors we're starting to Google. A.Cat More About: Kitten
touting his SOTU
2007-01-24 16:42:00 Lim has been gone for two weeks again--no idea what his mission might be, but he has called in 3 snide verses written by Mr.A. Cat in honor of Bush's State of the Union address last evening: A feline was touting his SOTU he has more speechwriters than you do he got on tv and what did you see? a mojo still using the voo doo. Community projects to start the ones that are close to your heart but More About: Outing
mad kitten from Surge
2007-01-14 00:11:00 This Special Delivery lim was dropped on my doorstep a while ago and is available for your consideration: Avoid the mad kitten from Surge who bombs when he's feelin' the urge opinions you got? he cares not a jot that's where he and I must diverge. He lathers himself every night that damn spot is more than a plight with soap and detergent he'll be an insurgent and waste all our millions and More About: Kitten , Urge
Sanpuku Eyes
2007-01-08 23:34:00 Mr.A.Cat has a new and cryptic verse today: A cat with the eyes of Sanpuku craved power much better than you do he snorted cocaine but quit to campaign and isn't above using voo doo. A.Cat Sounds as if Mr.A has been reading some Illuminati info from Stars Over Washington and you can, too. tags: Illuminati Political Limericks Stars Over Washington More About: Eyes
young kitten from Gloucester
2007-01-07 20:04:00 Hearty thanks to all who emailed support and kind words for the return of Alberto the Mad Catter. Happily I report today that Alberto was returned in the middle of the night somewhat the worse for wear, whiskers chewed down a bit, yet stoic in his determination to sleep for a couple of days! Then he must be de-briefed for a day or so, and details of his harrowing misadventure may be revealed-- More About: Young , Kitten , Este
110th Congress swears
2007-01-04 18:18:00 As you know, the 110th Congress is being sworn in as I type, noon today, with much hoopla and festivities. Pricey and let's hope for the sake of the common good, priceless. Read my post on the swearing-in chart set for Noon, Capitol Building at Stars Over Washington if you wonder what the stars are saying! And no, the Mad Catter has not been returned but is rumored to have escaped his captors More About: Wear , Ears
Mad Catter Purloined!
2006-12-26 21:47:00 A Sorry Bulletin: as a former agent in service to our nation, Alberto the Mad Cat ter's whereabouts are unknown thanks to a dastardly bunch of kitnappers who maurauded the premises over the holidays. Here you see our only evidence which is available because the estimable Lim heard a bump in the night and managed to snap the dastards in action--it's obvious this photo was snapped in the middle
Santa's Kitten with a Paddle
2006-12-24 03:41:00 As you see, there is much naughtiness apaw here at Lim's Limericks--and you'll probably only make it worse if you read this Holiday Wish from Mr.A.Cat who is, with very few exceptions, quite disappointed with our corrupt Washington politicians: Old Sant a Claus sent out a spy a kitten who slinked on the sly to paddle the tush of naughty George Bush no presents for him my oh my! A.Cat More About: With , Kitten , Paddle
Alberto the Mad Catter
2006-12-16 22:07:00 Mr.A.Cat is at it again--outing his former colleagues at the Agency. Here you see Alber to the Mad Catter, as he was called in the service, and Mr.A has written a new limerick in honor of Albert o and his former boss,Mr. Tony Blair...who is under a sleaze watch supreme and mired in deep poo feathers thanks to his own political wheeler-double-dealing! A spycat they call the Mad Catter was up More About: Alberto
Catymology
2006-12-01 12:14:05 Guess what? Lim and Mr A.Cat love Catymology for resplendent feline tummy pics and so much more! More About: Ology
Cat with a Twig
2006-10-02 02:39:02 A cat with a twig and some berries in serious meetings made merries with devil-may-care he floated on air while worshiping god-of-war Aries. His idealist bubble could burst though bracing himself for the worst they started to pile his State of Denial until the bestseller was first. A.Cat Nothing to add to that! jc 10.1.06 5:32 pm tags: State of Denial Political Limericks Bush Washington More About: With
cat from Nevada
More articles from this author:2006-08-18 05:09:02 As you may know, Lim is a boarder around here, as I aid him with his A.Cat Project to get out the limerick. Princess Grace, a regular visitor and former colleague in the service with Mr.A.Cat, is in a snit today due to my publishing of her photo yesterday as she practiced her undercover skills. This I would not undo if I could--and I refuse, so Grace and I are on the outs today. My own cat, More About: Nevada 1, 2, 3 |
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