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Question Of The Day
2008-06-05 22:30:00 The Enquirer poses the following question. When police find you lying on a downtown sidewalk without shoes and a shirt, covered in vomit and able to only utter one word, is that the mark of a bad night ? or a good one? Cops found Trevor McCombe, 23, in the above situation. Apparently the only word that ... More About: Humor , Idiots , Question , Stories , Drunk
Afternoon Links
2008-06-05 22:00:00 Today in the links we have a quiz to help you figure out if your booty call thinks she has reached girlfriend status, Keeley Hazell gets back to her bread and butter, the Vanessa Curry mask to psych Kobe out and Penelope Cruz’s ass is looking good. Does your Booty Call Think she’s your Girlfriend? (Quiz) Keeley ... More About: Links , Afternoon
Man Charged With DWI on Cruzin Cooler
2008-06-05 21:17:00 The Man has struck again. Although TastyBooze was originally all over the Cruzin Cooler a couple months ago, we suggested driving it to parties, not home from them. Well, that’s what Leslie J. “Bomber” Marr did over the Memorial Day Weekend. After having a couple beverages, he was seen cruisin’ on top of his Cruzin Cooler ... More About: Humor , Crime , Driving , Beer
And The Mother Of The Year Award Goes Too?..
2008-06-05 18:43:00 Marya Green realized she was piss drunk and shouldn’t be driving herself and her three kids around town. Did she: A) Let the 8 year old drive. B) Let the 5 year old drive. C) Put the 1 year old on her lap and let him drive. That’s right, the police officer found Marya working the pedals with the ... More About: Kids , Driving , Police , Drunk , Mother
Mantastic Links
2008-06-05 17:00:00 Obama nation can officially celebrate…almost. Tuesday he claimed enough delegates for the nomination, but in good old Hillary style she decided not to bow out until she got something for it…i.e. VP Clinton. Well, I am sure it will all end someday. In the meantime, Asylum wants to fill you in on ... More About: Links
Dumbass Of The Week
2008-06-05 16:00:00 Dumb: Trying to drive a car with a cinder block seat. Dumber: Trying to drive a car with a cinder block seat and no brake pedal . Dumbest: Getting out and pushing on the back of the piece-of-shit car to stop it. Dumbass of the Week : Getting pinned between said piece-of-shit car and a tree. God forbid the cherry ... More About: Cars , Stories , Driving , Beer
Motorcycle Jump: Ramp Support 101
2008-06-05 14:30:00 This is NOT how you build a ramp! Man, there are some really dumb people out there in the world. Whoever this guy is, he should have done us all a favor and supported that ramp with his nuts in hopes of eliminating himself from the gene pool. More About: Videos , Humor , Idiots , Motorcycle , Accident
You?re Doing It REALLY Wrong
2008-06-05 00:17:00 Note to self….take bullfighting off list of dream jobs. You’re Doing It Wrong 1 You’re Doing It Wrong 2 More About: Pictures , Sports , Humor , Animals , Fight
Afternoon Links
2008-06-04 22:00:00 Today in the links we have a wine commerical with the slogan “nothing attracts 18 year old girls like 18 year old grapes”, Gina Carano is kicking ass in a new video game, one frustrated office worker shows how to properly quit a job and bloggers pull a lot of ladies (no big suprise). Extreme Wine ... More About: Links , Afternoon
?Douchebag? Party Canceled Before It Pops-Off
2008-06-04 21:00:00 What do you consider to be a “Douchebag” Party ? Under my definition, it’s a party where the majority of the people are attending are not my friends, friends-friends, coworkers or acquaintances, therefore by default people fall into the “Douchebag” category. For Memorial Day weekend, a group of students at Seattle University were putting together one last ... More About: Humor , Crime , Douche Bag , Booze
Red Sox Fan Cross-Check
2008-06-04 20:19:00 This happened about a week ago, but it’s such a well set-up hit that I had to post it. I wonder if the security/grounds crew at Fenway has streaker-take-down practice? More About: Videos , Sports , Humor , Baseball , Awesome
Breaking Booze: No More Drinking On Subway
2008-06-04 20:00:00 London officials decided recently that it was no longer legal to drink alcohol while riding the city’s subway system because of the resulting “antisocial behavior” and “minor crime”. I guess my first question would be, why was this OK in the first place? But since it was OK, and then later banned, I ... More About: Humor , Booze , Beer , Drinking , Subway
Put Your Money Where Your iBoner Is
2008-06-04 18:57:00 Already got money set aside for that 3G iPhone that you think Apple is going to announce at the WWDC on June 9th? Why don’t you put that money on the line and see if you can pay for your new iPhone with your confidence instead of your hard earned cash. I think the best ... More About: Products , Money , Stories , Gadgets
You Might Be Going To Prison If?
2008-06-04 17:15:00 You might be going to prison if you drive drunk while under the influence cocaine and then proceed to fall asleep behind the wheel and plow into a group of bicyclists while a photographer happens to capture the exact moment of impact and spray the image into the cyber-universe. “Just 15 minutes in, the third annual ... More About: Idiots , Cars , Darwin , Crime , Driving
MySpace vs. Celebrity - Week 12 - Who Is Hotter?
2008-06-04 16:00:00 On the left we have Tricia a self-proclaimed bible lover who loves posting pictures of her and her friends making out on her MySpace profile. On the right we have Megan Fox who has starred in Transformers and recently revealed that she has the “libido of a teenage boy”. Note: There is a poll embedded within ... More About: Pictures , Celebrity , Myspace , Week
Mantastic Links
2008-06-04 15:00:00 Our friends at Cameltap have given a new meaning to the term ‘cat lady’. And I for one is happy about it. Plus, Stephen Colbert shows his brilliance, strippers are arrested, porn stars don’t belong in real life. Asylum - Stephen Colbert talks to Princeton grads (Video) Weak Game - Fan on the field gets leveled (Video) Cameltap ... More About: Links
Ass Cream - The Hot New Club Drug
2008-06-03 01:00:00 Apparently there is a new trend spreading around the club scene in NYC amongst the young males looking to get laid. While they are waiting in line they slather the well known ass cream Preparation H all over their stomach and chest. The hope or desired effect is that the cream will make them looked more ripped thus upping their chances of duping a female club goer into banging them. “If you want to get [lucky], you have to know how to dance, and if you want girls to dance with you, you have to look ripped.” Sound logic, but why is ass cream necessary? Preparation H contains a drug called phenylephrine HCL which when applied shrinks blood vessels in the area which then reduces blood and fluid in said area. This shit isn’t going to turn a beer gut into a six pack but the broken logic is that it will make your chest and stomach more defined. The company that produces Preparation H does not condone these “off ass” applications and does not recommend them. ... More About: Club , Drug , Cream
Sharipova Out!
2008-06-03 00:15:00 Today, in the French Open, Russia’s Dinara Safina defeated Maria Sharipova… as well as any notion that she is in fact, a female.
MLB Tried To Kill Your Fantasy Team
2008-06-02 23:00:00 Maybe not so much kill it as make money off of it. The supreme court turned down a case involving Major League Baseball and a Missouri company which will uphold the lower court’s ruling. The lower court said that sports companies do not need MLB’s approval to use player names and statistics. But lower courts said the websites had a First Amendment right to publish information about the players’ performances on the field, just as the media do. Fantasy baseball is huge. I’m really surprised that I hadn’t heard something about this case before. Had the MLB won fantasy leagues would have gone the way of sports video games. Only the biggest companies like ESPN and maybe Yahoo! would be able to pay the MLB whatever exorbitant fee they decided was necessary to use players’ names. Who the fuck wants to play in a fantasy league that has to use fake names for the players like Harry Honds? Original Story: Washington Post NOTE: The dick grab picture is totall... More About: Team , Kill
Afternoon Links
2008-06-02 22:00:00 Today some kid pulls a sweet ass jump on his Segway, a poor man’s Kim Kardashian, MTV writes a weed joke but then gets cold feet and Mike Tyson can still pull hot babes. Incredible Segway Jump (Video) Christina Aguilera and Her Big Tits (Pics) Ashely Tisdale has nice abs; pretends to be a Yankees fan (Pics) Lunchtime Lust: Denise Milani Has New Photos (Pics) Miss Baba: Kind of a Poor Man’s Kim Kardashian (Which is Fine) (Pics) My favorite spam (List) Ben-Gals Auditions Pictures (Pics) Memorial Day Bikini Contest (Video) Today I’m In Lust With: Eva Mendes (Pics) Courtney Love Continues To Impress (Celeb) MTV Puts Out the Spliff That They Rolled! (Video) Lindsay Lohan can’t keep her skirt down (Pic) Mark Jackson Rates The Lakers & Celtics Fans (Sports) 7 lamest arena anthems (Music) Playboy Hopeful Michelle Panzarella Looks Fine (Pics) Mike Tyson Can Still Pull (Pics) More About: Links , Afternoon
Worst. Bachelor. Party. Ever.
2008-06-02 20:30:00 About a month ago I took part in a destination bachelor party. A dozen of guys traveled to Atlanta for the weekend and attended a NASCAR race at Talladega. Although it wasn’t typical Las Vegas booze-filled, gambling and strip-club adventure, it was - minus the gambling. A group of guys in Seattle, however, decided to have a low-key bachelor party on Sunday night. Well, the article doesn’t explicitly state that it was a bachelor party, but what else do you call it when a group of guys get together and order up a stripper dancer. The hired entertainment showed up with two armed bodyguards, who robbed the men at gunpoint and locked all the dudes together in the basement bathroom. One the guys even got pistol-whipped. Sucks. I wonder if they at least got a lap dance before it all went down. Original Story: The Seattle Times. Photo from a scene at Marshall’s bachelor party on “How I Met Your Mother.” More About: Party , Bachelor
When Spoiler Happens
2008-06-02 19:30:00 I came across this douche rocket at the Costco near my office. Missing front bumper? Check. Every body panel a different color? Check. Muffler that sounds like a weed eater? Check. Ridiculously large aqua colored spoiler? Check. However, the pièce de résistance was definitely his license plate frame. The camera on my Blackberry Curve couldn’t capture the text (insert FrankTheTank iPhone joke here) but I made sure to write it down. Yes it is fast and no you can’t drive it News flash chief. It doesn’t matter how much bullshit you bolt to it nobody wants to drive your shitty early nineties Prelude. At least wait until all of the pieces to the shitty ground effects kit are bolted on and the whole car is one color before you add the douche rocket license plate frame. Even then that doesn’t excuse that ridiculous fucking spoiler. More About: Spoiler
Ultimate Fighting Goes Mainstream
2008-06-02 18:30:00 Saturday night ultimate fighting or mixed-martial arts (MMA) finally got the spotlight on primetime non-cable television with the Elite XC (Xtreme Combat) Saturday Night Fights on CBS. With a fight card featuring five matches, including a female bout, and our favorite Gus Johnson handling the commentator duties, there was definitely a lot of hype surrounding the night. Although the night started out with only about two minutes of actual fighting in the first hour, the final three fights lived up to the hype. The women’s match between Gina Carano and Kaitlin Young might have been the best girl-fight I’ve ever seen, the fight was called when Young’s left eye swelled up to the size of a hot-air balloon between the second and third rounds, giving Carano the victory. Carano, known as the face of female fighting, is pretty darn good looking for someone who gets punched in the face for a living - also of note, Carano is “Crush” on American Gladiators. I’... More About: Ultimate Fighting , Fighting , Ultimate
Mantastic Links
2008-06-02 18:00:00 Summer is basically official now, as it is finally June. And what does summer bring us? Chicks looking hot in bikinis. More guys leaving the house because of said chicks and trying to pick them up. More of said gentlemen going out too much and ending up in rehab. And, well, more bikinis.  The circle of (summer) life, all right here in your manly links. Double Viking - International babe of the day (Pics) Asylum - 10 best jobs for picking up women (List) Weak Game - This girl likes her boobs (Video) Cameltap - Dude versus duct tape (Video) CO-ED Magazine - Magic trick goes destructively wrong (Video) Holy Taco - Steven Tyler’s latest rehab stint (News) The Bachelor Guy - 34 uses for a soda can (List) Totally Crap - Hot Gemma Atkinson bikini shoot (Pics) Complex - Baseball’s worst ceremonial first pitches (Videos) More About: Links
Adriana Lima - Monday Morning Pick Me Up
2008-06-02 16:00:00 Brazil cranks out hot chicks like Oscar Meyer cranks out wieners. Adriana Lima is a Brazilian supermodel who does a lot of work for Victoria Secret. Interesting side note Chickipedia says that Adriana is a virgin. Or more accurately she claims to be a virgin. More About: Morning , Pick , Monday
Clinton Dominates In Puerto Rico - Looks Awesome
2008-06-02 01:47:00 Clinton wins 68% of the vote…narrows delegate deficit by 21…and is still irrelevant. But at least she’s doing it with a smile! Seriously, this was on CNN.com’s front page. Someone in the photo department must be an Obama supporter. Source: CNN More About: Awesome , Puerto Rico , Clinton , Puerto , Rico
Super Slow-mo Punch Compilation
2008-05-26 21:21:00 We’ve shown you the Slow-Mo Bitch Slap, which was hilarious. This is a great compilation of several different people doing different stuff — in slow-motion — then getting boxing glove punched in the face. It’s amazing how much the faces slide all over the place. I swear there are bones in there. More About: Videos , Humor , Awesome , Super , Compilation
Memorial Day Beer: Dick Danger Ale
2008-05-26 21:08:00 When I saw this in the store I just had to grab a sixer. Any man worth his metal would probably react the same way. Dick Danger ? Yes, please. As I was drinking on the nice, dark Dick Danger Ale, I was having trouble placing it’s taste among some of my other favorites. ... More About: Review , Beer , Memorial Day
Old Man Attempts Beer Pong Slam Dunk
2008-05-26 00:34:00 The thought of slam dunking during a beer pong game has probably crossed the minds of many who have played. In fact, yesterday Diggles and I were representing on the beer pong table during a BBQ pre-funk, and it crossed my mind after a few too many frustrating throws were effected by the wind. The ... More About: Pong , Awesome , Booze , Beer , Drunk
Body Slam A Student? That?s A Firing.
More articles from this author:2008-05-24 00:00:00 Of course this happened in Florida. This cell phone footage shows a teacher wrestling with a 14 year old student in the middle of a classroom filled with other students. I’ve got no problem with the teacher opening a can of whoop ass on the little bastard but you have to remember to confiscate all ... More About: Kids , Body , Student , Slam 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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