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The Greatest Man Alive
2008-04-25 20:54:00 Okay, let’s see what we have here: 1 - Rock Band guitar 1 - Guitar Hero III guitar 1 - semi-automatic machine gun with a plastic banana clip 3 - .38 caliber revolvers 1 - 9mm Baretta 1 - Glock 1 - Luger 12 to 15 - boxes of ammo 11 - spare magazines 1 - maybe a set of sais, or some beat down ... More About: Pictures , Humor , Guns , Dumbass , Alive
Photoshop Phriday
2008-04-25 20:00:00 Photoshop performs many miracles. It is almost concerning the level at which images can be manipulated. However, as long as I am not falsely imprisoned based on some photo evidence created by a piss-ant graphic design student, I’ll enjoy it’s splendor. Here are some classics. More About: Pictures , Humor , Photoshop
Man of the Year
2008-04-25 19:00:00 Mike Honcho posted this one a while back, but it is just too good to not see again. It is some sort of revenge prank on this guys girlfriend….and it is absolutely hilarious. Seriously it is. Don’t doubt me. Watch it SON More About: Videos , Humor , Prank , Awesome , Man of the Year
Quote Of The Day
2008-04-25 18:07:00 “It looks like she actually caught air, because the front half of the car made it across the pool.” I don’t know how she did it but she almost cleared the goddamn pool. You know you are piss drunk when you crash into a pool and then forget that you are in a pool by the ... More About: Pictures , Humor , Idiots , Driving , Quote Of The Day
Beer Review Friday - Boont Amber Ale
2008-04-25 16:00:00 Beer Review Friday . Each week a different Tasty Boozer is going to pick a beer, drink it (obviously) and then write a review about it. Hopefully we can introduce you to some new beers that you can add to your weekend getting-fucked-up repertoire. Brewery description: Boont Amber was the first ale produced at our famous Boonville brewery, ... More About: Stories , Beer
Mantastic Links
2008-04-25 15:00:00 I am still pissed Obama is BLOWING it. Just close her out my man. Seriously. Now we have to wait TWO more weeks until he wins South Carolina and loses Indiana - thereby keeping the smallest amount of hope alive in her gigantic head (seriously, that thing is big). Cripes. Anyway, this rant has nothing ... More About: Links
HBO Loves The Cock
2008-04-25 01:00:00 “Hung” opens on a man who was once a high school sports legend, but is now plodding along in middle age as a struggling father and high school basketball coach. His luck begins to change, however, when he figures out a way to use his best asset. This same basic story was great when it was ... More About: Stories , Cock
First One To The Darwin Award Wins
2008-04-25 00:00:00 You better haul some ass because Everett Bradford has a serious head start. What could possibly to wrong with a tank of highly flammable liquid strapped to your side and a flamethrower attached to your inner wrist? I am not any kind of expert but I would think that a wrist mounted flamethrower is a ... More About: Inventions , Darwin , Awesome , Award , Wins
Penguins Can Fly?
2008-04-24 22:30:00 WTF? I thought all these little tuxedo wearing guys could do was belly slide and waddle. Okay, maybe a few here and there can fly, but shit, man! That’s a lot of penguins flying at once. Maybe they’re tired of Antarctica? Alright, now I can’t tell if BBC is f–king with me. ... More About: Videos , Humor , Animals
Afternoon Links
2008-04-24 22:00:00 It’s been a stressful Thursday morning but the afternoon links are here to save the day. Michael Cera is interviewed on the Showalter Showalter, FHM names the top 100 hottest ladies, Ray J gives what I can only imagine to be solid gold dating advice, Ohio State is covered in bikini clad ladies, and the ... More About: Links , Afternoon
Sergeant Fired After Brothel Investigation
2008-04-24 21:07:00 You are a cop and the boss sends you to investigate a possible brothel. Do you: A) Stakeout the building and look for a pattern of random dudes. B) Enter the building and inquire about paying for sex. C) Have sex with one of the girls in the alleged brothel. You know, just to be sure. A police sergeant (not the guy pictured) in London decided to do his thinking with his little head as opposed to his big head and chose option C. Option C got the sergeant laid but it also got him fired. Now sure he shouldn’t have had sex with a prostitute, but in all honestly the guy did in fact confirm the building was a brothel and wasn’t that his original assignment? Original Story: Yahoo News NOTE: Yes, I am going for a multiple choice list trifecta today. More About: Investigation , Fired
How Do You Make Boner Pills Better?
2008-04-24 20:28:00 Dip those little blue bastards in chocolate of course! Tibor Liska was indicted by a federal judge on mail fraud charges for selling a food supplement called “Boom”. Apparently Boom was just chocolate laced with Viagra and some herbs. Tibor was mailing some 12,000 packets a month to countries like the U.S., Australia, Japan, Argentina, Russia and a few others. I guess the problem was the Boom was marketed as a plant-based food supplement. Tibor’s company didn’t bother to mention that it contained boner medicine that requires a prescription and could have side effects like a four hour boner. Original Story: Yahoo News More About: Boner , Make , Pills
Germany is Ridiculous. Reason #11
2008-04-24 17:00:00 Two German air force sergeants were suspended recently for doing some business on the side of their military careers. And what was this unacceptable business venture? Nothing more than selling sausages based on an old family recipe. What’s the problem there, right? Oh yeah, the recipe required human blood. Seems that they started off using their own blood, but they were so damn successful, eventually they couldn’t keep up. So they started asking their friends and colleagues for a few pints, and it was all downhill from there. Nice move, boys. I’m reminded of a great scene from Groundhog Day: Rita: I think it’s a nice story. He comes out, and he looks around. He wrinkles up his little nose. He sees his shadow or he doesn’t see it. It’s nice. People like it. Phil: You are new, aren’t you? People like blood sausage too. People are morons. Rita: Nice attitude. Read the original story at the Daily Telegraph. More About: Germany , Reason , Ridiculous
Floridians Are Crazy #16
2008-04-24 16:00:00 Two Florida boys ages 12 and 14 decided they wanted to get into the armed robbery game. Take a guess at what they decided to do. A) Hit the local convienence store. B) Go big and knock over a bank. C) Rob the local police station. If you chose option C you are either a genius or you are familar with just how bat shit crazy Floridians are. The two rhodes scholars entered the police station and approached a clerk sitting behind bullet proof glass. The 12 year old picked up the phone to speak with the woman behind the glass and said, “‘Put your hands up and give me your money,’ ” while gesturing that he had a gun in his coat pocket. Everything was going smoothly, Danny Ocean style, until five cops fresh out of a defensive tactics course strolled into the lobby of the police station. Check out the video goodness to see the cops make short work of these criminal masterminds. Original Story: Live Leak More About: Crazy
Mantastic Links
2008-04-24 14:00:00 If you never thought Mister Rogers would say horrible, horrible things, think again. Fortunately, our friends at Weak Game have censored out the craziness for the kids. On another note, I am asking for Kanye’s new sneakers for Christmas. So start saving up… Double Viking - Jessica Cirio in a bikini (Pics) CO-ED Magazine - Miss Co-Ed is mo’ bomb (Pics) Cameltap - Not yet sold on this Russian hotty (Pics) Asylum - Awkward signs from all over the world (Pics) Holy Taco - Ladies who love guns (List) Weak Game - Mister Rogers gets unnecessarily censored (Video) The Bachelor Guy -Unconventional polo’s are the new hotness (Clothes) Just A Guy Thing - Are you man enough for a bromance? (Article) Complex - Kanye’s Nike’s are tight (Pics) More About: Links
Hoping To Register googlemotherf?ker.com?
2008-04-24 01:30:00 Bad news, the great Google mothership beat you to it. Pingdom did some fancy Sherlock Holmes type internet research and found that Google has literally thousands of domain names registered. Some of them relate to Google such as googlepoo.com, fuckengoogle.com, googlesucks.com, googlelovers.com and googlecasinogames.com. Others are a little more obscure like mariolovespasta.com, thesecretofburritos.com, essentialmommy.com, checkoutsucks.com ... More About: Humor , Stories , Register
Benny the Bull Don?t Mess
2008-04-24 00:35:00 The Chicago Bull s’ mascots have been getting into some shit lately. He’s been busted for slangin’ weed out of his car, charged with socking an off-duty police officer, accused of shooting t-shirts at Kevin Garnett, and now a lawsuit has been filed against Benny the Bull for tossing a dentist to the floor and tearing ... More About: Sports , Stories , Douche Bag , Mascots
Mary Not A Virgin? Christians Aren?t Going To Like This.
2008-04-23 22:57:00 Paul Verhoeven is looking to piss off Christians in a major way. The director of Basic Instinct has written a book that claims that Jesus was not the son of a virgin. Mr. Verhoeven’s book claims that Mary was actually raped by a Roman soldier during a Jewish uprising in Galilee. As you can imagine ... More About: Movies , Culture , Stories
Afternoon Links
2008-04-23 22:03:00 Let’s see what we have on tap for hump day. Gisele Bundchen is looking good, Sam Keller has hottest girlfriend of all NFL draftees, Chris Berman is evil and the 10 worst job questions ever. Everything Poops (Video) Biz Babes: Newscorp’s Youngest Board Member (Article) Gisele Bundchen?s Tit in DT Magazine (Pics) Sam Keller Has Hottest Girlfriend Of 2008 ... More About: Links , Afternoon
2008 Mock Draft: Emmitt Smith
2008-04-23 21:00:00 The NFL draft is coming up in a just a couple of days, and it?s time to think about how your team will fuck it up again. I usually watch the draft alone on a cold concrete floor surrounded by lithium, vodka, and kerosene. This way I don?t have to be slowly killed by poor ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "2008 Mock Draft : Emmitt Smith ", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/2008-mock- draft-emmitt-smith/" }); More About: Sports , Football
Sprint Thinks Crack-Injected Hotcakes Are The Hottest Thing In Breakfast
2008-04-23 20:00:00 Crack. Injected. Hotcakes. I don’t know what they are but I kind of want them. I think IHOP might need to look into this. Fuck strawberries, blueberries, whip cream and that flavored syrup bullshit. I say go straight for the crack. I found this ad in the sidebar of Uncrate. While the quote is from somebody ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Sprint Thinks Crack-Injected Hotcakes Are The Hottest Thing In Breakfast ", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/sprint-thi nks-crack-injected-hotcakes-are-the-hotte st-thing-in-breakfast/" }); More About: Pictures , Humor , Drugs
In Defeat, Obama Gets A New Sponsor
2008-04-23 19:00:00 After a crushing 10-point loss last night in the great state of Pennsylvania, Barack Obama has decided to go another direction with his campaign. Seeking the 18-22 frat boy vote, Abercrombie & Fitch is now apparently sponsoring him (see the most prominently displayed 3 dudes in the pic). He may not win with this group, ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "In Defeat, Obama Gets A New Sponsor ", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/in-defeat- obama-gets-a-new-sponsor/" }); More About: Election
Quote Of The Day
2008-04-23 18:06:00 “I discharged a couple bullets. Big deal, man.” I agree with Ronald Hudock, 61, on this one. I mean who hasn’t wanted to pop off a couple of shots in frustration? However, I am guessing that it might have been a combination of the bullets, high speed chase and smashing into multiple cop cars that might ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Quote Of The Day ", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/quote-of-t he-day-7/" }); More About: Guns , Stories , Crime , Driving
MySpace vs. Celebrity - Week 6 - Who Is Hotter?
2008-04-23 16:00:00 I am down one to Diggles so I am looking to make it up this week. On the left we have Model Nicole (serious, that’s the name on her MySpace profile) a 21 year old who is looking to get into the modeling game. Shocker, I know. On the right, someone whose pictures you have ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "MySpace vs. Celebrity - Week 6 - Who Is Hotter?", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/myspace-vs -celebrity-week-6-who-is-hotter/" }); More About: Pictures , Contest , Myspace
Why You Don?t Take Your Kids To The Zoo
2008-04-23 15:00:00 This little guy obviously thinks he’s a squirrel, cause he’s got a mouthful of nuts. I gotta say, until I saw these pictures, I was unaware of how popular the blow job is on Animal Planet. SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Why You Don’t Take Your Kids To The Zoo", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/why-you-do nt-take-your-kids-to-the-zoo/" }); More About: Pictures , Humor , Wildlife , Animals
Mantastic Links
2008-04-23 13:14:00 The latest contest at CO-ED Magazine challenges you to to piss off your parents….and spend $500 dollars to do it. What would you do? Get a tattoo? Buy a kegerator? Or perhaps just “make it rain” son! Check it out along with today’s other most manliest links anywhere in the ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Mantastic Links ", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/mantastic- links-30/" });
7-Eleven + Poo + Microwave = Hoorendous
2008-04-23 00:15:00 When I was in college the Chicken Milk Bomb was a running joke among my friends and we all thought it would be the ultimate prank to pull. The rumor reached sort of urban legend status and it was widely believed that if executed properly the Chicken Milk Bomb would produce a stench that no ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "7-Eleven + Poo + Microwave = Hoorendous", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/7-eleven-p oo-microwave-hoorendous/" }); More About: Kids , Stories , Prank , Crime , Police
Wiimote Cuff Links - A Must Have Nerd Accessory
2008-04-22 22:30:00 If you get a chubby every time you pick up your Wiimote and you want to display to the world that your level of nerd is unparalleled then these cuff links are for you. From the LEDs on the bottom to the nunchuck on the back side no detail has been spared on these sterling ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Wiimote Cuff Links - A Must Have Nerd Accessory", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/wiimote-cu ff-links-a-must-have-nerd-accessory/" }); More About: Video Games , Products , Toys , Stories
Afternoon Links
2008-04-22 22:00:00 What do we have today? It looks like the contestants are being whittled down in the hottest college girl matchups, further proof you should never get a tattoo while drunk, Alessia Merz seems to be missing clothing and a dog pees on Natalie Portman. Today’s Hottest College Girl Matchups (Pics) Ben Stein Says Cash Is King (Article) Hustler ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Afternoon Links ", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/afternoon- links-21/" });
Good News For All Tasty Boozers
More articles from this author:2008-04-22 21:00:00 For as long as I can remember people have been telling me that I shouldn’t drink and antibiotic. Well it turns out that’s a complete load of bullshit. Dr Keith Hopcroft, GP, recently wrote an article for the TimesOnline debunking the top 10 medical myths and mixing alcohol and antibiotics happened to be one of ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Good News For All Tasty Boozers", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/good-news- for-all-tasty-boozers/" }); More About: Humor , Drugs , Stories , Awesome 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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