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Senate Proxy Vote on MoveOn.Org
2007-09-21 02:08:00 Here is one of the more interesting votes on the Senate floor in a good while. A straight up vote on a yes, or no: Do you, or do you not support General Petraeus? Here is some additional information on the vote as covered by John Gibson: The MoveOn.org Party was at it again, ... More About: News , Editorial , Vote , Proxy
The 8 Why?s of Men
2007-09-20 23:31:00 Just for a change of pace, and on the lighter side of things, here is something one of our readers sent in for you to ponder… The 8 Why’s of Men (Obviously from a woman’s point of view . . .) 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? A. Because they are plugged into a genius. 2. WHY ... More About: Humor , Satire
Iranian Strategic Plan: Visit WTC Then Bomb Israel
2007-09-19 21:50:00 Less than an hour ago it was announced in the local New York media that President Ahmadinejad has requested a visit “Ground Zero” the World Trade Center site during his trip to the U.N. next week. Wish they would move that vile organization out of U.S. territory by the way. The NYC Police Department which ... More About: Israel , Satire , Bomb , Visit , Plan
Inner Secrets of Hillary Clinton?s Health Care Plan
2007-09-18 01:38:00 We have uncovered information from the most unreliable of sources that discloses the underpinnings of the Hillary Clinton 1 Trillion Dollar Health Care Plan… — [Hat Tip: Scott Ott] (WASHINGTON) ? After a disastrous foray into health policy-making during her years as First Lady, Sen. Hillary Clinton has learned from her mistakes, and today will ... More About: Health Care , General
Links for 2007-09-13 [Digg]
2007-09-14 07:00:00 Democracy as a Second Language in Iraq ***Cartoon*** "What we have here is a failure to communicate" --- Cool Hand Luke More About: Links , Digg
Links for 2007-09-09 [Digg]
2007-09-10 07:00:00 Senator Biden Nails It on Meet the Press Senator Joe Biden (D-DE) may in fact be the only Democratic candidate with a solid rational plan for a successful outcome in Iraq. He also appears to be the only Democratic candidate capable of calling it like it is with respect to the political/strategic situation in the Iraq police action. His comments on Meet the Press were more that compelling ZardozZ: A Unique Blog Ring To Increase Site Traffic ? If you have a blog or a website you might find this an interesting approach over conventional blog/site surfing services. They leverage a navigation bar made of small icons hosted on their server not yours that attracts a higher rate of click throughs. More About: Links , Digg
Links for 2007-09-07 [Digg]
2007-09-08 07:00:00 ZardozZ on Zogby: 42% Democrats Have Lost Their Minds 100% of the 42% of Democrats in a recent Zogby Poll believe that Bush let 9/11 happen presumably for his own political purposes! Wow! ...as cross posted at ZZ News and Satire with editorial comments How to Turn Cheap “Choice” Steaks into Gucci “Prime” Steaks; Mmmmnnn tasty! "If you are a meat-lover, I hope that the title of this post + luscious photo is enticing enough for you to read though the entire article. Because I promise you that it’s worth it. Even if you don’t eat meat, this is worth reading…as you can impress the hell outta your carnivorean friends." and it works! Bush to Convert to Islam This sounds like one of the best strategies yet to come out of the administration. What if all our troops converted to Islam and stayed in Iraq indefinitely? LOL… that would be the camel’s meow !!...as cross posted at ZZ News and Satire with editorial comments Al-Qaed... More About: Links , Digg
Links for 2007-09-06 [Digg]
2007-09-07 07:00:00 Fool Proof Way to Improve Airline Safety What does one airline do to help ensure a good safety record? Sacrifices goats presumably without parachutes... Bush: Preparing My Legacy You may or may not be a big fan of President Bush, but you will have to admit that this latest satire from Mark Fiore is more than a bit entertaining…...as cross posted at ZZ News and Satire with editorial comments More About: Links , Digg
Links for 2007-09-05 [Digg]
2007-09-06 07:00:00 Craig "Taps" Arlen Specter for Support “Yes, Billy, this is Larry Craig calling. You can reach me on my cell. (Sen.) Arlen Specter (R-Pa.) is now willing to come out in my defense, arguing that it appears, by all that he knows, that I’ve been railroaded and all that,” Craig said…. — [Hat Tip: Associated Press]...as cross posted at ZZ News and Satire with editorial comments Germany says it foiled massive attacks on U.S. sites Reports from German officials indicate they have successful thwarted several attacks against the U.S. and have arrested terrorist suspects... Law and Disorder We’ll it sure took long enough. The biggest question is whether or not Fred Thompson can make a dent with the moderates in both parties. Especially within the Democratic party that may have still have some swing voters who are not in love with Hillary Clinton as a “moderate” and certainly would not care for O-bomb-A or Johnny Edwards More About: Links , Digg
Links for 2007-09-04 [Digg]
2007-09-05 07:00:00 Congressional Democrats Change Position on Troop Withdrawal Senator Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi wasted no time over Labor Day calling for an emergency session of both the House and Senate to re-assess the Democrat position on early troop withdrawal given the turn of events yesterday regarding a sudden change on the battlefield with respect to ” boots on the ground”... Soprano Star Almost Wacked Twice NEW YORK - An explosive device detonated outside a studio owned by "The Sopranos" star Michael Imperioli early Tuesday, damaging a van but causing no serious injuries, police said. Police said they did not know if the explosion was connected to Imperioli's Studio Dante. Several residents in apartments above the studio were evacuated after... Iranian clerics elect 'moderate' Rafsanjani to key role In a move considered to be a blow to the hardline politics of Iran's ruling party, the former president Hashemi Rafsanjani was today chosen to head the powerful cleric... More About: Links , Digg
Links for 2007-09-03 [Digg]
2007-09-04 07:00:00 Olmert Springs Into Action ... Petitions UN? In response to the continuous barbaric rocket fire from the Gaza Strip (which almost wiped out a day care center earlier today) Israel plans to ask the UN to help. This must be a different “UN” than the one we normally... More About: Links , Digg
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Add Kick Ass Flash Games to your Blog
2007-06-13 02:01:00 Add arcade style flash games to your website or blog and encourage visitors to stick around your site! You can now download entire collections of arcade style flash games over at OpenWeb Digital Downloads. The game packs have been tested,... ... More About: Flash , Games , Blog , Flash Games , Ames
Israel and Palestine: Ready for Another Showdown?
2007-06-13 01:57:00 Reports and images coming out of Gaza reflect flat out civil war brewing in Palestine between Hamas and Fatah while Isra el voters prepare to come down hard on the Labour Party in Tel Aviv. This does not bode well for the peace process (aka the... ... More About: Ready
New Poll Shows Paris Hilton Jailing Good for America
2007-06-11 18:11:00 (Los Angeles) ? An overwhelming majority of America ns say they?ve never felt better about themselves than during the past several weeks as they follow the story of Paris ? Hilton ?s conviction and incarceration. ?It?s the best thing that?s ever... ... More About: Paris Hilton , Poll
Paris Hilton Cell Phone
2007-06-10 18:19:00 ... More About: Paris Hilton , Phone , Cell Phone , Cell , Paris
Should Paris Hilton be Pardoned
2007-06-10 06:38:00 ... More About: Paris Hilton , Paris , Hilton , Pardon , Done
Bush: Russia Better Ally Than Democrats
2007-06-05 20:57:00 (2007-06-05) ? President George Bush , on his way to the G-8 summit in Heiligendamm, Germany, attempted to reduce tensions with his Russia n counterpart over a U.S.-planned Europe-based missile shield by telling reporters, ?Russia?s not our enemy.... ... More About: Democrats , Bett , Ally
Paris Hilton Mug Shot with Lip Gloss
2007-06-05 02:45:00 Paris Hilton 's mug shot... Sure to appear on tee shirts and coffee mugs everywhere. "This is an important point in my life, and I need to take responsibility for my actions," Hilton said in a statement issued by her lawyer. "Although I am scared,... ... More About: Paris Hilton , Lip Gloss , Paris , Shot
Murtha Takes Over For Cindy Sheehan as Moonbat of the Year
2007-06-04 03:11:00 John Murtha John Murtha (D-Pennsylvania) has now officially taken over for Cindy Shee han as the loony tunes nut case for the far left. He has blamed the JFK Airport terrorist plot on George Bush and the U.S. claiming that the Iraq police action was... ... More About: Year
Wal Mart Acknowledges Effects of Global Warming
2007-06-04 01:52:00 (Satire) International low-budget retail conglomerate Wal-Mart said today it has joined the ranks of environmentally-friendly businesses with the announcement of WMEERP!, the Wal-Mart Employee Emissions Reduction Program. A spokesman for Wal-Mart... ... More About: Global Warming , Global , Wal Mart
Pajamas Media: Semi-Sexual Equality Comes to Islam
2007-06-03 14:05:00 Pajamas Media : Semi -Sexual Equality Comes to Islam :: "?In Gaza, Islamic Jihad plans to send waves of female suicide bombers into action against the Zionist Entity. Asked by an Israeli reporter whether self-detonating ladies enjoy the same 72-virgin... ... More About: Pajamas
Jimmy Carter Calling the Kettle Black
2007-06-03 13:02:00 We decided to search for and highlight some of the more pointed and interesting political cartoons on Jimmy Cart er's foot in mouth comments last week. Jimmy Carter was not the sharpest tack in the draw either as far a Presidents go. Anyone who lived... ... More About: Black , Calling
Jimmy Carter: New Rationalization on the Bush Administration
2007-06-03 03:25:00 ... More About: Bush , Bush administration , Jimmy , Jimmy Carter , Administration
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Obama Health Care Plan Unveiled
2007-05-31 18:10:00 Is he a new black Robin Hood? Superhero Barack Obama has recently come out in favor of a new health care plan for the welfare state in the U.S. that will surely continue to mushroom under the watchful eye of the Pelosi - Reid lead Democratic... ... More About: Health , Health Care , Care , Plan
How To Add Flash Games To Your Blog Today
2007-05-31 02:51:00 Add arcade style flash games to your website or blog and encourage visitors to stick around your site! You can now download entire collections of arcade style flash games over at OpenWeb Digital Downloads. The game packs have been tested,... ... More About: Flash , Games , Blog , Today , Flash Games
Gathering of Eagles Rolling Thunder Amatuer Photos
2007-05-31 02:46:00 Great photos of today's events at the Vietnam Vets War Memorial in D.C. Taken by amateur photographers. As usual, NO coverage from the illustrious Main Stream Media. After all, covering stories of everyday Americans supporting our troops is not... ... More About: Photos , Eagles , Thunder , Gather , Rolling
The Statue of Amnesty and Deportation
More articles from this author:2007-05-30 07:23:00 As the Congress ponders what to do over the immigration cunundrum, one astute cartoonist makes some minor modifications to the Tablet held by the Stat ue of Liberty. Perhaps soon to be termed the Statue of Amnesty and Deportation . Pick your poison...... ... 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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