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Humanity is the Enemy!
2008-09-02 00:49:00
hey all new stuff, just so you know, you can now buy my original art over at artflock.com for a meager sum. just so you know, the prices there are entirely negotiable so mail me if you are interested. also! work on toaster head has resumed and i swear to god i will finish it if ...
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lots of new art
2008-08-17 22:08:00
jezus im tired i just got a new job at the collage bookstore and we did text reservations this week. we assembled and boxed over a quarter million dollars worth of books this week. it sucked majorly. as for art there are too manythings to post. go to the art section and find it yourself you ...

freedom for the goats
2008-06-17 17:47:00
well, new song. its called “final thoughts of a dying robot”. interesting song. the entire drum track it just me making noises with miscellaneous objects. page #3 of toasterhead is done and colored! enjoy. oh yeah, and another drawing.
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I?m in a can? OMG!! IM IN A CAN!!!!!
2008-06-10 17:00:00
apparently this image is offensive. it has been banned from myspace. oh, the first 2 pages of toaster Head are done.

more meaningless stroodle
2008-06-09 13:59:00
I just started a drawing class at the local community collage. this is my first piece. While out questing, Em and his trusty steed encounter some minor resistance. more sleep deprivation finally, i have been really wanting to do a full comic about this guy for a while now problem is i havent been able to start for fear ...

more random shit!
2008-06-04 07:23:00
so i got really bored and did 4 autobiographical strips about my birth remafe the first one to be more realistic. plus this is what happens when I am severely sleep deprived. dont drink and think kiddies
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i thouroughly enjoy a healthy shelf-life
2008-05-30 01:10:00
new art. no comics today though. i really gotta start doing those again. this leonard nemoy one is really old. i just found it. plus fun with photos! plus!! my face in full stereoscopic glory! its almost like im really there! cross your eyes to behold the magic!
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yehaa and suchlike
2008-05-24 06:43:00
i am a blog whore comics comics comics comics! weee. ok, so not really, but hey, may be all those words above will help. new stuffs for yas. yeh. this would make a great band name or album title.hmm.. this painting is going on the ceiling to the local coffee shop the alley cat! this one is for jesus ...

Giant robot madness mania floatable coordinates!
2008-05-19 18:04:00
behold! all that you desire and shall desire (including, but not limited to season one of baywatch) shall become a rented mass of leasing when you gaze upon my holiwork of the almighty frankenhoar! dance muthafucka dance!
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new song! cranberrysalsa!
2008-05-01 07:41:00
so its compleatly insane and random but i like it and some of its pretty good. it should be the first song playing in the new music player or… you can hear it here
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at least my robot still loves me
2008-04-07 04:39:00
finally got this damn thing painted. so heres a piece of random i did last night for no good reason. i fiddled around in photoshop and i discovered quite by accident how to make something look like it was drawn on a chalkboard.
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flying robot space alien!
2008-03-24 23:11:00
his name is skipper.
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comic concept type thing
2008-03-22 07:48:00
so yeh, fiddling around with new settings and characters and ended up with a crazed robotic accountant named clockwork harry.
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thick noose
2008-03-16 03:57:00
yeah, so i pulled a couple concepts out of my ass tonight for my friends band “THICK NOOSE”. its a metal band and thier having a promoter come to watch thier next gig. ones just an image (not sure what for) the other is a logo maybe.
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there’s a weasle in me trousers!
2008-03-13 05:12:00
ok so new stuff. first! there are two new songs in the music section!! YAYS!! one is a compleately new song  called hack. im not sure i like where the chorus went but i simply didnt have the vocal ability to do what i wanted to. the other is a remake of “dont censor this song”. much better that the previous version. it features me being all low and grumbly pretending to be some sort of rapper type. finally got my recent water color adventures scanned. im pretty happy with them. check the art section for those. finnally, i’m thinking of making this my sole blog from now on. its kind of annoying updating two at the same time (my other being my myspace) so check here for all things newlike. one more really exciting thing!!!! the teatons is back!!! go check them out. VIVA LA TEATONS!   http://www.teatons.com
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micro sd ruined my life
2008-03-13 05:00:00
so i finally got me self a new microsd card adapter! yay! now i have billions of photos and nothing to do with them! YAY! behold my beautiful locks of rolling lavender! i did the beard to, neat eh? (note:this is from a couple months ago) also! i went to the gogol bordello concert in denver last night and i think my legs are going to fall off. anyone who doesnt know who they are should go buy tickets immidiatly. i am done
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soviet propaganda!
2008-03-13 04:58:00
so matt butcher asked me to do a banner for his comic review site independentpropoganda.com . i got the propoganda bit stuck in my head and decided to try my hand at soviet propaganda. i realized that i am rather good at dooing commie posters. FOR THE MOTHERLAND! eh?
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BLUE
2008-01-30 01:58:00
so it has occured to me that i really need to update. so yeah.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about The black plague!
2007-12-13 05:27:00
The black plague is actually a vegetable, not a fruit. If you put a drop of liquor on the black plague, it will go mad and sting itself to death. The black plague once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest. You should always store the black plague in an airtight container in the fridge. The black plague can be ...
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ive got pneumonia
2007-12-12 21:11:00
yep, tis true. i have: pneumonia! “GASP!” and im hacking like a man in a bathtub filled with tomato paste with a plastic knife and a chain around his masculinity. it sucks, period. and now it turns out im allergic to one of the antibiotics im taking for it. its giving me this funny lookin rash on my knees. ...
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Courtroom Quotations
2007-11-07 04:38:00
Courtroom Quotations The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. rnum=Math.round(Math.random() * 100000); document.write(’‘); Lawyer: “Was that the same ...
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synthetic meat has been moved!
2007-10-24 04:34:00
synthetic meat has been moved to drunk duck! thought id give it a shot. i will be more visible and i can focus entirely on the art and not the website. go over and show your support!
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first synthetic meat animated short!
2007-10-19 22:43:00
also! character page!
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little jimmy teaton rears his ugly head!
2007-10-09 08:38:00
so yeh, i finally got around to finnishing this horrid monstrocity for yaas. its 13 pages long!!! enjoy-like
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OMMFHDJSG!!
2007-10-05 08:33:00
wooo! so we’sss got two things for yas to day! not only do we have a spiffy new self portrait but a new horrible beta series for you too!!

great googleymoogly!!!
2007-09-19 08:31:00
have you seen my new site? well of course you have. you are reading this. im not really sure why i went with cut outs but i just started making something in flash monday and it turned into a website. tell me what you thinks. it definatly needs improvment. click the link to go to the blog ...
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woo!! hand painted cardboard standups!!!
2007-08-20 19:32:00
so yeh, the last couple days i finally got started working on something ive been meaning to do for months. ive started making handpainted cardboard standups!! my first few are only a few feet high to get the process down and for lack of good cardboard (which i will be aquiring soon) but are very nice in my opinion. i call them “desktop standups” and they are a great size for offices n such. i think i will do a few more smalls and then a large. squee! happy doom head joy! anyone interested in purchasing one, mail me at stickboybob(at)hotmail.com and make me an offer. i also do requests so if you have a certain character you want done that is either too expensive or non-existant, do hesitate to mailo me and ask.
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the day what made my life
2007-08-05 07:58:00
currently: attempting to teach rape tag to a large flock of whales ok, hey guys, sorry for not updating in quite a while. i am not dead mind you. i just went on vacation to thailand and vietnam. here is a photo of something YUM! (you may now commence vomiting) so while there i also wrote 90% of an all new horribly random thingy that will explode your nutsack full of greasy goodness even if you are of the female species and never had one to begin with. it features “BRAINTOAST!!!(tm)” so today i had a nicely interesting day. i nearly drowned in my buddie sams flooded basement for no paticular reason. after that i moseyed on over to waffle house and had breakfast and 5pm. i met a man named ben who i dubbed “trent” and christened my waffle bitch. on that note, i have decided to start a new magazine line. instead of “playboy” i will dub it “playdough” and and display provocative images of erotic pastries on its cover. trent the waffle bitc...
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we?ve gone emo!! LOL!!!!!!YAY
2007-07-05 03:53:00
ok, so me and matt and doug have started an emo band! LOL holy shit this is funny. an emo band by people who are compleatly anti-emo! anyways, so our band is called red wine stain and can be found at www.myspace.com/redwinestain our new song is on my page as well as there and is called “I drink my coffee with pain” enjoy! heres the lyrics: I cry myself to sleep on tour just to get closer to you. I’ve cried so many times, that I don’t know what I should do. So I slit my wrists in a dark alley and swallow a trillion aspirin, I don’t wanna live no more, I don’t care if its a sin. Since you slept with all my band members, I lost who I am. But I don’t have to live no more and I don’t give a damn. I know you couldn’t take that I looked better in your pants. And I’ll never hear Cursive the same, and I just don’t think I can dance. I don’t even wanna every try, because I know I can’t. I just wanna bleed away, and ...

there?s a dildo in my closet
2007-06-11 01:58:00
ok, so i get paid by a survey and product testing company to test products for different people. usually i get a survey things like once a month and something like a golf club or computer mouse every 3-something months that i get to keep after fillling out a short 10 minute testing procedure. last time it was the golf club. unfortunatly, i seem to have lied about my intrests and gender a bit too often cause guess what i got this month? thats right! compleate with 12 levels of vibration and a piston head that extends and retracts. i have one thing to say..WHAT THE FUCK?!?! so now i have a life size thrusting/vibrating penis in my closet that i have no idea what to do with. i mean seriously, im not gonna stick it up my ass am i? (the answer is no, you pervert) ah well, i guess it will make a fine party gift. …or if any female friends wish to have a brand spankin new robotic wang dildo just out of the box just pm me. cheers. in other news i have just ordered a 60-100 gram bag of...
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