HusbandsHusbandsMarriage humor. A wife describes funny, annoying habits of her husband in the Hollywood movie industry. Articles
Husband?s Current Project Looks?Different
2008-04-14 21:09:00 My husband’s working on the movie “Hancock.” This project is keeping him till the wee hours of morning every night, so I finally got really curious and checked out the trailer. (As you know, I get annoyed about many things my husband does, but NEVER his work hours. That happens when you start out being ... More About: Will Smith , Current , Project , Unemployment , Jason Bateman
Guest Photos: One Husband?s ?Useful? Containers
2008-04-14 20:08:00 I received a few photographs from a guy we’ll call “Jay.” He wanted to share his stock of “useful” containers. Before I go any further, I’m going to post Jay’s photos here: Now that you’ve seen them, my first question is: Do these containers look useful to you? My initial thought was “Oh, those look like ... More About: Photos , Readers , Theories , Guest , Husband
Thank You for Hilarious Comments, Emails, and Photos!
2008-04-11 21:40:00 I have gotten some of the funniest emails, comments (with posts), and photos this month EVER. Thank you so much–both guys and girls, readers of this site have a great sense of humor! The site has had 8,500 views over the last 30 days. I didn’t know so many people would share my perspective, but humor ... More About: Photos , Hilarious , Comments , Emails
Scientific Proof that Guys Create Work for Girls
2008-04-11 20:46:00 Ladies, in case you haven’t seen this wonderful article, it shows that guys create 7 hours of housework for ladies a week. And you know it’s true because it’s in Science Daily. (This is not The Enquirer, my friends. This is real stuff that’s been studied.) http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008 /04/080403191009.htm I by no means want to say that ladies MUST ... More About: Girls , Work , Proof , Guys , Create
Proof That My Husband Is Psychic (or Mean)
2008-04-10 19:10:00 There is a disturbingly uncanny phenomenon that happens in our home about once every 4-6 weeks. I clean the bathroom big-time about once each month. (YES, that’s rare. SORRY. But that isn’t the disturbing part.) I’m talking about the Ajax comes out, tub gets scrubbed, floor and baseboards–it all gets a major overhaul. It takes like 4 hours. That bathroom sparkles and shines when I’m done, and it feels like spring every time I walk into that bathroom. Here’s where things get psychic (or mean). It just so happens that my husband SHAVES about once every 4-6 weeks (hence his similarity to Grizzly Adams described here, till he shaves and is bald again.) SO, how is it that for each time he has shaved during our 9 years of marriage, he chooses the morning after my 4-hour bathroom scrub down? To be sure the psychic element is clear, I want to phrase this very precisely: When I don’t clean the bathroom, my husband doesn’t shave. When I DO cle... More About: Proof , Psychic , Husband
Common Men Misconceptions On Clothing and Hygeine
2008-04-09 21:09:00 Is this not true: during long-term relationships and marriage, men basically maintain the same ideas they always had, except they become more and more convinced of them. Sometimes, this becomes a downhill spiral, and misconceptions can spin totally out of control. For example, a guy believes Misconception #2 below while dating. But then after a ... More About: Clothing , Common , Misconceptions
These Pants May Have Historical Significance
2008-04-08 21:00:00 See these pants? If you want them, that can probably be arranged. But first, let’s take a quiz. Fill in the blank. These pants were _______: a) Worn by a real dancer in the MC Hammer music video “Can’t Touch This” (1990) [Hint: after you take the quiz, see the video via ... More About: Pants , Historical , Significance
These Pants May Have Historical Significance
2008-04-08 21:00:00 See these pants? If you want them, that can probably be arranged. But first, let’s take a quiz. Fill in the blank. These pants were _______: a) Worn by a real dancer in the MC Hammer music video “Can’t Touch This” (1990) [Hint: after you take the quiz, see the video via ... More About: Pants , Historical , Significance
Does My Site Look Weird? If Yes, Refresh.
2008-04-08 00:18:00 Hi! I made some changes to my site. If you are seeing green links under the header, then click “refresh.” Then you will see the new links under the header. (They’re red–you’ll see after refreshing.) More About: Weird , Site , Refresh
Does My Site Look Weird? If Yes, Refresh.
2008-04-08 00:18:00 Hi! I made some changes to my site. If you are seeing green links under the header, then click “refresh.” Then you will see the new links under the header. (They’re red–you’ll see after refreshing.) More About: Weird , Site , Refresh
I Dream that Moviestars Want to Date Me
2008-04-07 23:47:00 I am not sure why this happens. Perhaps there are a few psychoanalyst readers out there who have some theories. Perhaps it happened last night because my husband was very cranky all weekend (which was very disconcerting to me, but I’ve moved on). Anyway, for whatever reason, about 3-4 times a year, I have these ... More About: Heath Ledger , Eminem , Dream
I Dream that Moviestars Want to Date Me
2008-04-07 23:47:00 Okay, I am not sure why this happens. Perhaps there are a few psychoanalyst readers out there who have some theories. Perhaps this time it happened because my husband was very cranky all weekend (which was very disconcerting to me, but I’ve moved on). Anyway, for whatever reason, about 3-4 times a year, I have ... More About: Heath Ledger , Eminem , Dream
To Mow or Not to Mow? That Is My Question?
2008-04-06 03:16:00 Well, looks like it’s that time again. The grass has grown completely out of control. I keep thinking my husband will mow it (as he promises to do it every weekend), but no. Well, what did I expect…I was the one who single-handedly layed out this grass in the form of sod, after all. By ... More About: Question
To Mow or Not to Mow? That Is My Question?
2008-04-06 03:16:00 Well, looks like it’s that time again. The grass has grown completely out of control. I keep thinking my husband will mow it (as he promises to do it every weekend), but no. Well, what did I expect…I was the one who single-handedly layed out this grass in the form of sod, after all. By ... More About: Question
Call for Guest Photos
2008-04-04 23:16:00 Hi, a few ladies have e-mailed me asking if they can send photos of problems their husbands or boyfriends create. YES, I love those, and they get a lot of views! I don’t post names or faces. (Even if you want me to, I can’t–have to avoid emails from angry husbands :). Send anything you ... More About: Photos , Call , Guest
My Husband Didn?t Know Who Angelina Jolie Is
2008-04-04 01:48:00 I have mentioned that though I enjoy laughing at his strange ideas and odd habits, I have a deep admiration and sense of respect for my husband. Otherwise, I wouldn’t laugh about his faults on a blog. I would sit around and cry and mope instead. But that would just be dumb. So let’s laugh ... More About: Angelina Jolie , Brad Pitt , Natalie Portman , Jolie , Smith
The Time Husband?s Junk Became Lethal
2008-04-03 23:16:00 Does your guy LOVE to store tool-related things that he never uses? Mine sure does. Especially cords. All kinds of cords. Phone cords (including the curly ones that no one can use anymore because they don’t have phones with cords), orange cords, black cords, cords with colored knobs at the end, cords with heavy black ... More About: Time , Junk , Husband , The Time
Empty Containers In the Refrigerator, Why?
2008-04-02 22:13:00 I was looking in the refrigerator to fix breakfast, and I found the container of salsa below. For added effect, the photo is upside down, as was the salsa container. (Must add–it’s NOT because my husband was drunk and eating salsa and chips. He was perfectly sober last night, and I found it this morning): ... More About: Empty
Mother-In-Law?s Odd Dream: Involves Buying Home
2008-04-02 21:09:00 My mother-in-law has a dream. She has been battling over this house in her country for about 7 years (though when she wants people to feel sorry for her, she says it’s been 9, sometimes even 11 years). Even if she gains the rights to it, she cannot purchase it due to having no ... More About: Buying , Home , Mother , Dream
Critical Update: Electronics Gift
2008-04-01 21:50:00 Okay, there may be an update on a birthday gift for me from my husband. (Disregard completely the fact that my birthday passed two days ago already. Also disregard that my husband still most likely would be a year off if he tried to tell you my age. Finally, pay no mind that I think ... More About: Electronics , Gift , Update , Critical
Flashback: Dating Times
2008-04-01 21:39:00 Funny dating flashback. I was thinking about when my husband and I were DATING!!!! There was nearly no sign of normalcy in this man whatsoever. Why then did I want to date him? That’s a very insightful question. See, I was quite normal. In fact, I was the girl at the office that guys wanted ... More About: Dating , Flashback , Times
Why Your Wife or Girlfriend Acts Mean
2008-03-31 23:11:00 Hi. I made this interesting discovery. Apparently guys read my blog. I was a little surprised at all of the REALLY nice emails from guys about how mean that my husband forgot my birthday! Wow–thanks. SO, I made some joke posts to guys in the past. Now, I decided to write a real post ... More About: Wife , Girlfriend
Update: Husband Got Me a ?Birthday Gift?
2008-03-31 22:06:00 I need to get this out and move along before it makes me really mad. We had friends over for my birthday yesterday. While I cooked beforehand, my husband took the boys out to the toystore. I asked him to buy a cake. (Must mention the husband “cake problem”–he likes wierd cakes, I like normal cakes. ... More About: Gift , Birthday , Update , Husband
Told My Husband It?s My Birthday: He Was So Surprised
2008-03-30 21:13:00 Okay, I am becoming very confused. First, I was sure my husband was spying on my blog. Then I couldn’t take it anymore and asked him to read it (but he was too tired, even though I said “please read it, I make fun of you in it.”) Then I think he DID read it. Question: ... More About: Birthday , Told , Husband
My Husband Might Be Materialistic
2008-03-29 21:44:00 This post is mainly for the guys out there. I’ve been getting Guy Feedback that I am mean and materialistic! You are probably saying it in a joking way, as in “you’re so mean” being sarcastic code for “you’re sooooo tolerant and nice based on what I read on your blog.” If you ARE serious, ... More About: Husband
Flashback: Hard Times
2008-03-29 19:50:00 Yesterday, my friend saw the post about my husband’s hanger trick, and suddenly it hit me that I never told her about it. The reason is because by the time I met her, I was totally used to this trick, and no longer really thought about it. (Much like I do with my husband’s beard ... More About: Hard , Flashback , Times
How to NOT Hang Up Your Clothes
2008-03-28 10:01:00 Hi. Make me feel better about this. Every guy does this, right? You have hangers all over your house that look just like this, true? In case these photographs seem perplexing (because they are), let me fully explain them. The first photo is a hanger. No, the hanger did not come like that. It was a ... More About: Clothes , Hang
Quiz for Husband: Whose Birthday Is In 4 Days?
2008-03-27 19:15:00 I used to be a teacher. (But now write school books…and blogs.) So, I know strategies on making quizzes easy, challenging, or whatever the occasion calls for. For fun, I’m going to give my husband this quiz (which he will totally blow off) : 1. True or False: My birthday is in 4 days. (Hint: See ... More About: Quiz , Birthday , Days , Husband
Husband Tells Jokes, People Look Confused
2008-03-26 20:27:00 Doesn’t everyone want a partner who has a great sense of humor? Yes, me too. But well, I didn’t really get that. I realize that probably sounds a little mean to people who haven’t…how shall I put this…experienced my husband’s jokes. It’s not that his jokes are gross, cruel, too political, or anything like that. ... More About: Jokes , People , Tells , Husband
Husband Tells Jokes, People Look Confused
More articles from this author:2008-03-26 20:27:00 Doesn’t everyone want a partner who has a great sense of humor? Yes, me too. But well, I didn’t really get that. I realize that probably sounds a little mean to people who haven’t…how shall I put this…experienced my husband’s jokes. It’s not that his jokes are gross, cruel, too political, or anything like that. ... More About: Jokes , People , Tells , Husband 1, 2, 3 |
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