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Joke of the Day ? Issue #72
2010-11-12 09:00:00 A guy calls a weight loss company and orders their 5-day/5kg weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a … Continue reading → More About: Joke
We lived?
2010-11-11 09:08:00 Please, won’t you spare a bit of your time to watch this video today? Even if you’ve seen it before, it’s only a pittance of time… [If you'd like to use the opening image in a post to honour our … Continue reading →
Joke of the Day ? Issue #71
2010-11-10 09:00:00 For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. “You’ve been such exemplary statues,” he announced to them, “That I’m going to give … Continue reading → More About: Joke
Joke of the Day ? Issue #69
2010-11-08 09:00:00 Bill was happily and passionately married to Brenda when a brain aneurysm suddenly and unexpectedly caused her death. Bill was inconsolably grief-stricken and couldn?t bear to be separated from Brenda even in death. After Brenda was cremated Bill installed the … Continue reading → More About: Joke
Joke of the Day ? Issue #68
2010-11-07 20:39:00 (I happened upon this at a tech support site, and since it is Sunday, decided to share it at fracas, as my good deed for the day.) Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 … Continue reading → More About: Joke
When Historical Figures Have Birthdays?
2010-11-06 07:01:00 Someone is having his birthday today, and I have to say, it’s getting harder and harder to figure out what to get him each year. Back in ’07, I managed to surprise him by locating his long lost brother, Daddy … Continue reading → More About: Birthdays , Historical , Figures
Joke of the Day ? Issue #67
2010-11-06 04:33:00 The Scene: A roadside convenience store in the middle of nowhere. In walks a duck. It waddles up to the counter and asks the clerk, “Got Grapes?” Strangely unsurprised at the talking duck, the small town gentleman does his best … Continue reading → More About: Joke
Taking a chance on an email plea?
2010-10-22 10:00:00 I received this plea in my email today, and while usually I’m much more cautious than this, I’ve decided to throw caution to the wind, hope it isn’t as bad as spitting in the wind… and take a chance by … Continue reading → More About: Email , Chance
The whole world loves fracas
2010-10-21 10:00:00 Yesterday, I posted some help for new bloggers, providing links to some of the more common free services available for viewing who your site visitors are and where in the world they come from. I then decided to have a … Continue reading → More About: World
Find out who visits your site!
2010-10-20 10:00:00 I was browsing about the interweave and realized something. I hate feedjit. Oh, I’m not opposed to folks wanting to know where their traffic comes from… in fact I use one of those services too. No, what I hate about … Continue reading → More About: Site , Find
Do you know how to tip properly?
2010-10-19 17:01:00 Having blogged here since 2006, at fraccers since 2008, the blogspot blog and the momsbits blog (who have felt like abandoned children lately) and a couple of other sites that have been given the kibosh… I realize that fracas occasionally … Continue reading →
Will it rot?
2010-10-18 14:00:00 Although it might seem logical for me to ask if you all think the fracas and fraccers sites should rot, the question actually refers to the recent Happy Meal ‘fracas’ happening all over the place the last week or so. … Continue reading → More About: Humor , Health , General , Donald
How to condemn your child.
2010-10-18 04:20:00 Fracas loves being helpful and so today, she’s going to teach all you expectant parents out there, how you can, in three easy steps… condemn your child to a lifetime of torture. Oh come now. Every parent out there who’s … Continue reading → More About: Humor , Child
Fracas is a doosh
2010-10-17 07:32:00 You might be thinking I’m trying to make folks think I’m dooce, but you would be wrong. I really meant to call myself a douche… but seriously folks, have you any idea what would happen if I put that in … Continue reading →
Top ten truths of life?
2010-09-17 22:29:00 If you are anything like me, as you go along merrily (or not) through life, things happen that impart knowledge and truth upon you. Today, I am generously sharing some of those truths that have been revealed to me over … Continue reading → More About: Life
My Mom Was A Terrorist
2010-09-13 05:24:00 It was sometime in the mid-seventies. A young fracas had dutifully spent time that summer in the family garden; weeding, shucking peas (snitching a few) and screaming at a few spiders. When fall came, the usual preparation for winter included … Continue reading → More About: Humor , Terrorist
On being right?
2010-09-12 08:20:00 We human beings are an odd lot, aren’t we? Save for those with mental health issues that serve to confuse and corrupt thought processes of those who suffer them, it’s safe to say human beings appreciate, long for and strive … Continue reading →
Looking for work in Fracskatchewan
2010-09-07 03:52:00 It started with a pair of impractical, strappy sandals with very high heels. Fracas bought them while on holidays. Now, because shoes are like potato chips, this led to looking at more shoes. Nice shoes. Pointy-toed-look-who-means-business shoes. Fracas loves pointy-toed-look-who-means-business … Continue reading → More About: Work
Please Help
2010-09-02 18:46:00 I’ve posted an update to the post about hazing in high schools, and would really love it if you would pop back to read the update and go leave a comment at the link in the update. I’ve included a … Continue reading →
The Great Baby Laugh Off
2010-09-02 06:32:00 A long time ago, fracas posted her favorite laughing baby video, Baby Ethan. With the plethora of “best ever laughing baby” videos on YouTube, perhaps it’s time for The Great Baby Laugh Off? Watch each, and when you’re done, vote … Continue reading →
These Are Your Balls? In a Box!
2010-08-31 18:23:00 Dear Parents of Senior Students at Fraccy Child’s New High School; Oh hi there. I know you aren’t used to getting letters from moms of students labeled as what has long been called ‘freshies’, so understand that this is a … Continue reading → More About: Balls
He Broke The Internet Again?
2010-08-30 18:41:00 Being away recently, in the course of trying to catch up with what’s been happening at the blogs of some of you fraccers out there, fracas was alarmed at the mayhem that seems to have taken over in her absence. … Continue reading → More About: Internet , The Internet
WordPress is my pimp.
2010-08-13 07:22:00 I know you’ll all just think fracas is whoring for attention again, so I’ve decided to just embrace it. In the real fraccy life, fracas has a saying she imparts upon the children often, bringing tears of oh-brother-there-she-goes-again joy to … Continue reading → More About: Wordpress , Pimp
Someone saved my life tonight!
2010-08-13 05:42:00 Alternate, non-dramatic title: How to get more blog visitors and comments… The other day, fracas was contemplating bloggy suicide. Indeed… things in the fraccy life have kind of got in the way of regular fraccing here, and fracas was thinking … Continue reading → More About: Life , My Life , Tonight
Askimet. Keeping the truth from us?
2010-08-03 06:16:00 I’m turning off askimet. I know. You all must be thinking, “Fracas has finally lost it.” I assure you though, I’m quite alright and have seriously thought this through. You see, although many of us have been trained to think … Continue reading → More About: Truth
How to influence people (like me)
2010-08-02 08:40:00 A.) Fracas intends to post. B.) Fracas starts working on funny posts on home computer. C.) Fracas gets interrupted and leaves images on hard drive, planning to come back to finish later, thereby bringing laughter and joy to the world. … Continue reading → More About: People
Roman Polanski? Switzerland?s Minus
2010-07-12 19:50:00 Everyone has a tagline these days, don’t they? When you arrive at the fracas blog, you notice that I am “…not your average Canadian goose.” Regular readers here will know fracas makes her home in Saskatoon; the City of Saskatoon … Continue reading → More About: Politics , Switzerland , General , Roman
Another BP Spill To Deal With
2010-07-12 06:11:00 I know, I know… fracas hasn’t posted anything since that last video, and here I am again, posting a video. I couldn’t help it. I saw this over at Grist, and thought it was hilarious. I hope you too, find … Continue reading → More About: Deal
The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time
2010-07-04 06:12:00 Warning The following video contains harsh language. If this type of language offends you, don’t watch the video and then complain to fracas, you son of a motherless goat! Oh… and if you’ve got one you think is better (from … Continue reading → More About: Humor , Humour , Movie , Entertainment , General
Mosquitoes Suck!
More articles from this author:2010-07-03 07:22:00 I originally planned on calling this post Bitten and Bound, because…well, fracas might not be bound, but she is most certainly bitten… mosquito bitten that is. This June, Frackatchewan could very well compete with Komarno, Manitoba for the Canadian Heavyweight Mosquito title [1] … Continue reading → More About: Humor , General , Suck 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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