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What?s another word for dipshit?
2010-06-16 23:19:00 I’ve learned some new information today that just reinforces more of what I already knew about some heretofore un-named individuals that happen to be in fracas’ ‘real’ life. After coming upon this information, I thought to myself, “What a —!” … Continue reading → More About: Word
Why I?m Getting Pregnant At 46
2010-06-09 21:29:00 I know I’ve repeatedly said I have no intention of having any more children, but something quite remarkable has come to the attention of dear 46 year old fracas, and I’ve changed my mind. I’ve decided to get pregnant and … Continue reading → More About: Pregnant
Baby Gaga Video ? Mom Gone Wild?
2010-06-08 22:52:00 /Humour Foreword For those who aren’t aware, ‘Baby Gaga’ is otherwise known as 3-year-old Keira Ladrow, whose video (she stars in a video spoof of Lady Gaga’s hit “Telephone,” wearing some very grown-up makeup, headpieces and handcuffs) went viral, prompting … Continue reading → More About: Video , Wild
Why fracas is a genius (a tale of two bacterium)
2010-05-26 21:19:00 Fracas has noticed that bacteria are making the news this week, only true to form, people are discriminating against some bacteria while embracing others. I suppose one could say it’s because some bacteria are bad and some are good… and … Continue reading →
Rewarding the WordPress Staff
2010-05-25 23:55:00 I have a pie baking right now, and it’s for the WordPress staff. No really, it is. I don’t live anywhere near their offices, and see… I figure that if I packaged it up and shipped it, by the time … Continue reading → More About: Wordpress , Humor , Humour , Food , General
Top 5 things fracas doesn?t give a (blank) about
2010-05-24 04:59:00 On this very lovely Sunday evening of this rainy and cold Victoria Day long weekend, it occurs to fracas that there are some things in life that I really just don’t give a (blank) about. I’m sure you couldn’t get … Continue reading → More About: Things , Give
How To Make Lemonade
2010-05-21 22:47:00 According to a recently released study published in the May 18 issue of the Journal Archives of Otolaryngology-Head and Neck Surgery, a side effect of using Viagra is hearing loss. It seems that men who do (take drugs such as … Continue reading → More About: Make , Lemonade
Greyson (gets a) Chance
2010-05-15 04:03:00 Forget Justin Bieber. It’s time to take a chance…. Greyson Chance to be more specific. His youtube video from his school talent show has gone viral and at the time of this posting, had over eleven million hits to it, … Continue reading → More About: General
Is Email Becoming Useless?
2010-04-25 23:17:00 In the fracas home, the fraccy children have long been warned about using email safely, and lately it seems that email has become just a nuisance and a risk. Oh, sure.. spam filters help weed out the nonsense, but as quickly as sane people develop the means to pick it out, the people (who can ... More About: Email , Useless
They didn?t teach this in Chemistry 101
2010-04-24 06:26:00 Some of you might be surprised that fracas posted this. As a goose, I didn’t see all that much wrong with it… Element: Woman Symbol: WO Discoverer: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.6kg but known to vary from 40 to 200kg. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1. Surface usually covered with painted film. 2. Boils at nothing, freezes ... More About: Chemistry
Lin Yu Chun is the new Susan Boyle
2010-04-09 08:13:00 Quite simply… fracas can only say, “Oh. My. Gosh.” Lin Yu Chun, competing on the Taiwanese talent show ?Super Star Avenue,? chose to battle it out by singing Whitney Houston’s ?I Will Always Love You.? Normally that might provoke enough rolled eyes to require a call for medical assistance, but in this case, it’s truly just ...
Can Ewe Hear Me Now?
2010-04-01 19:30:00 You can? Great… because fracas needs your help! I need you to share some of your mom’s bits with me. Wait… no, silly… not those bits, that’s just wrong! Who wants to see that? I’m talking about Mom’s Bits, the site. I’ve been cooking this up for a while, back into last year actually, but there was always ... More About: Hear
Hot August Night ? Brother Love?s Traveling Salvation Show
2010-03-28 10:53:00 Neil Diamond. He’s a genius on any day, and one of the few artists fracas would actually pay to see… but this is one Neil Diamond that’s even perfect for a Sunday. (This video, despite having nothing but an album cover to look at while it’s playing, contains my favorite version of this song.) ... More About: Love , Tube , Show , Night , Salvation
You SOB
2008-06-08 06:36:00 Yeah, that’s right… YOU. SOB. There. I said it, and I meant it. Oh… you thought I meant that kind of SOB? Pshaw you silly creature, I love you all for visiting. I’d never call you that kind of SOB. No, I meant Save Our Boobs. Boobs are important and we must save them because honestly, what would the ...
Beware of gifts from old men.
2008-06-07 21:12:00 Last month I had a birthday but hadn’t told anyone about it. When, as part of a non-related conversation it came out that my birthday had passed, a certain employer of mine offered this small gift, pictured here, as a reward for my hard work. Quite lovely, you might say… except that he had only agreed to send one ... More About: Funny , Humor , Entertainment , Gifts , General
On Communicating (And Kevin?s Birthday)
2008-06-07 10:24:00 Kevin Dixie’s having a birthday today, but it seems we’re not supposed to be talking about it. See, now I think this is a perfect example of a bit of a communication problem. I’m sure Kevin told Sylvie he didn’t want her to tell everyone, but we all know that actually means, please… tell everyone. It ... More About: Video , Funny , Humor , Life , Friends
Friday Food Porn - The Apple of Someone?s Eye?
2008-06-06 18:41:00 Last week we learned about the geoduck, which is not really a duck at all, but a clam that tends to either scare people away, or prompts them to ask for a cigarette. The fraccers were a little on the tame side, with a resounding majority professing (and some offered TMI as to why) that when it comes to the ... More About: Funny , Humor , Entertainment , Food , Apple
I wasn?t here because I was stoned
2008-06-06 18:18:00 I didn’t post, reply to your comments or vote for anyone at Fuelmyblog for two days. I know… some of you are thinking to yourselves… Stupid Bitch I’m sorry. You see, I was stoned, and I just couldn’t. Did I become a hypocrite and go on a Salvia smoking spree? Not quite. I, for reasons some of you will ... More About: Personal , Health , Life , Friends , Drugs
Kill Thrill Bill, Starring Hillary Clinton
2008-06-03 18:32:00 Poor Hillary. It’s like that Alanis Morissette song, Mary Jane. You know, the one where she sings It’s a long way down On this roller coaster The last chance streetcar Went off the track And you’re on it There she is, campaigning like a little Energizer Bunny, and how do we all thank her? We all jump on that bandwagon where we notice ... More About: Video , Humor , Women , United States , Entertainment
Tatum O?Neal gets a break from Miss Trixie.
2008-06-02 19:17:00 Busted for purchasing crack from a street drug dealer three blocks from her home, Tatum O’Neal first tried to convince police she was doing research for a part. Breaking down, she admitted that to be a lie, and then suggested this drug purchase was the first since getting clean. She’s been quoted as having begged ... More About: News , Movies , Humor , Drugs , Celebrities
Hugs. Now. Please.
2008-06-01 20:02:00 In the sidebar, is a hug clicker asking you to click it and leave hugs for Ambriel. I’d signed up for the little counter, and then shortly afterwards, learned about Ambriel, the daughter of Skywindows and Brahnamin, two very awesome people. Ambriel has battled cancer, and is the bravest little girl I know of. I’d promised that ... More About: Personal , Family , Health , Life , Parenting
Sunday Lolcat Scripsher - June 1, 2008
2008-06-01 09:42:00 Please enjoy today’s daily lolcat readings. Lolcat bible’s Martin Grondin seems pleased enough that fracas is sharing his kitty pidgin version of the Good Word… he dubbed me an honorary Reverend! So if you too, enjoy the lolcat scripshers, please… show a little lolcatlove and link back to here! Today’s Gospel Reading is available in non ... More About: Faith , June , Sunday , 2008
famlove.cn is an offensive blog scraping site
2008-06-01 04:45:00 Famlove.cn is an offensive blog scraping site! I’m writing this post so that when anyone searches famlove.cn, the google results they get show this title. Here’s why famlove.cn and anyone associated with it, is being awarded the ASSHAT OF THE DAY AWARD. Many thanks to Mark, from Blog itude, for the permission to use his award when ... More About: Internet , Crime , Blogging , Site
Ceiling Cat Saved My Children
2008-05-31 21:31:00 As I do each Saturday morning, I was enjoying my cup of dark roast Arabica bean coffee (brewed strong enough to grow Joey Lawrence’s hair back*) and reading the latest over at TransWorldNews, when this bit of news caused a hand-shaking, heart palpitating minor anxiety attack. Wait. That was probably the coffee. No matter, this news… ... More About: Religion , Funny , Humor , Family , Entertainment
Friday Food Porn - Mighty Meat
2008-05-30 09:36:00 Last week there was some confusion over whether or not the kohlraboobies featured would qualify as 1 or 2 of a person’s 5-a-day. To avoid confusion this week, I chose to feature some good old fashioned meat! Indeed. The most prized part of this meat is the siphon, which may be eaten raw, consumed sashimi style ... More About: Funny , Humor , Cooking , Food , Meat
Jennifer Butler Murray: He Slimed Me
2008-05-29 22:17:00 Who you gonna call when you can’t even count on a Ghostbuster anymore? Jennifer Butler Murray, wife of Comedian/Actor Bill Murray, has filed for divorce, citing a cornucopia of bad behaviour which as she claims, “destroyed the marital relationship betwwen the parties and plaintiff no longer feels safe being in the presence of defendant.” Murray ... More About: Media , Health , Entertainment , Drugs , Celebrities
Going down on Kevin? again.
2008-05-29 18:41:00 Damn some people. I’ve had to go down on Kevin again, and it’s really starting to tick me off. I’m sure he’s a fine person and all, but things in the fraccy world aren’t getting done for all the attention I’ve been paying to this problem. You see, I signed up for Humor -Blogs a short ... More About: Marketing , Media , Entertainment , General
The internet found my children
2008-05-28 19:22:00 Missing kids. Normally that would strike fear into the hearts of any a parent, but not here in the fraccy household. Oh indeed, the kids aren’t home and though I may have worried for a very brief moment, thanks to the internet, I am no longer worried about where my kids might be. I, while ... More About: Funny , Humor , Internet , Family , Shopping
I need your help with my boobs.
2008-05-27 22:57:00 Just as does the lovely gal in the photo you see here, I have boobs. Newsflash that ain’t, but it’s an important point to make because while I can verify that men do indeed like boobs, I don’t have the answer as to why men like boobs. And so, I need your help with my boob problem. I’m ... More About: Fun , Humor , Entertainment , General , Men
How to Observe Memorial Day
More articles from this author:2008-05-26 22:55:00 Each year, Canadians observe a national day of remembrance on November 11. Fracas has many America n friends… good, kindhearted and wonderful souls who have helped me over the years, understand that as a Canadian, the typical smug, self-righteous attitude many Canadians hold towards our American neighbours is just wrong. So today, I choose to support and honour my ... More About: News , United States , Life , World 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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