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Sunday (lolcat) Scripture
2007-12-16 17:44:00 If you loved the previous post about the lolcatbible, you know you need to visit lolcatchurch, and if you’re still wondering what to send fracas for Christmas, why don’t you check out the lolcatbible store at cafepress? Everyone knows how I love those religious type gifts at Christmas! But… being Sunday and all, please take a ... More About: Scripture
Demented. I.
2007-12-16 10:10:00 Judy seems to think I and some other good people, should do this meme and not complain about it. Since Judy has recently gifted me with some awards I haven’t posted yet, you know I have to just do this meme and not complain about it. I warn you all though, sometimes when I do memes I ... More About: Personal , Fun , Humor , Life , Entertainment
The (lolcat) Infancy Narrative
2007-12-16 06:58:00 Nevermind all the other versions of the Bible, have you seen the new lolcatbible? I didn’t think so. I’ve quoted here for you, the first Chapter of Genesis… the creation story. You know… the one where Ceiling Cat creates it all… Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs 1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh ... More About: Infancy , Fancy
Santa needs a summer home.
2007-12-14 07:41:00 He works hard, he should get to play hard. Shouldn’t he? No, silly. I’m not talking about Mr. Fracas. Frac, there’s no darn way I’m letting him play harder than me. I’m talking about Santa… the guy who manages to make, wrap and deliver toys and other kinds of gifts to children all over the world. Yeah, ... More About: Fun , Humor , Entertainment , World , Summer
Winning Kevin and Sylvie?s Book (Part One)
2007-12-13 07:46:00 Two hours to go in the deadline for Christmas Delivery of the book produced by Fuelmyblog. Quote the Fuelmyblog blog: “The last day to order the book and guarantee a delivery before Christmas, is the 12th December at 11.59pm PST. If you are part of the book, why not add the following badge to your blog? Remember ... More About: Book , Part , Kevin , Winning , Ukranian
Kirk vs Picard revisited
2007-12-13 05:52:00 Yet another reason to prefer (Patrick Stewart) Pica rd over (William Shatner) Kirk (found at a random fact site) The mask used by Michael Myers in the original “Halloween” was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white. No? Don’t believe me? Check here. Read it and weep all ye lovers of he who cannot keep his little Kirk in his ...
The damn phone is for me again?
2007-12-13 04:06:00 And this time, it’s not a telemarketer. I have this telephone thing going. It’s not a meme because you can’t pass it on to many or it won’t work and it’s best played one person at a time. That means of course, occasionally it stalls when someone just doesn’t do it. It was based on that telephone game ... More About: Fun , Friends , Phone , Damn
Mike Rowe Cooks in the Nude
2007-12-12 23:24:00 Ha. This was no “dirty job”. Err… maybe it was? Now think about this. He got paid for that. More About: Rowe , Mike , Cooks , Mike Rowe
Want to get lucky this Christmas?
2007-12-11 05:33:00 I’m sure you’d like to get lucky this Christmas , everyone would, wouldn’ t they? If your link is below (well, your avatar with a link that is…) then I’m challenging you to enter this contest and get lucky this Christmas. Now, you might think that I’m talking about the “getting lucky” that would make some folks snicker ... More About: Lucky
Success is? not peeing your pants.
2007-12-09 22:53:00 In the discussion (over proper acceditation to the authors of common quotes and sayings) that ensued after my last post, I found some interesting reading by backtracking at one of the links left by Linda C. At the end of the piece, the author of that page offered up a wonderful explanation of the meaning of success. Not having any information ... More About: Pants , Success , Quotes
Playing small doesn?t serve the world.
2007-12-08 22:37:00 Our worst fear is not that we are inadequate, our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, “Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous?” Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God; ... More About: World , Quotes , Small , Wisdom , The World
50th Annual Grammy Awards Nomination List
2007-12-06 21:23:00 Fracas has little patience these days. Being almost too busy for pants (some of you will know what this means and the rest of you should just ask…) these days, it’s just a little much to ask of a person than to repeatedly try to access the Official Grammy Awards Site to view the list ... More About: News , Television , Music , Celebrity News
It?s canucklehead?s fault.
2007-12-06 07:58:00 I came across this post at his blog, and decided to see how I, a former hospitality worker, might do on the quiz. I swear I haven’t been drinking tonight… but darn it if at least three times that dumb quiz didn’t freeze up and make me start it all over again. It did so happen. Shut up. And ... More About: Fault
The Fracas Forecast - Edition 1
2007-12-06 05:48:00 The story behind the forecast. With the help of Gypsy Fra-Kitty, Fracas has consulted the crystal ball to provide readers with The Fracas Forecast - Edition 1. It wasn’t all that difficult, since Gypsy Fra-Kitty had been having premonitions for some time now. I tell you, she was meowing, scratching and making such a fuss ... More About: Video , Entertainment , Tube , Random , Celebrities
Another Good Night
2007-12-03 10:54:00 Fuelmyblog and SEOKats are running a competition. It’s got tons of great prizes and entering it is both easy and fun. Though I am posting an entry… I’m not entering it. Why? I feel that I shouldn’t be greedy with the prizes since I did win fuelmyblog’s October contest. Because that fracalicious SEOKat is none other ... More About: Marketing , Wordpress , Women , Shopping , Entertainment
Just Fraccing Around? and finding Penfold without clothes.
2007-12-03 06:04:00 (The following is a mirror post of the feature fracas writes for the fuelmyblog blog.) The old saying goes, that no one on their death bed ever looks back on their life and wishes they’d worked more, been more serious, spent less time with their loved ones or friends, or laughed less. So I frac around. And ... More About: Fun , Humor , Entertainment , Friends , Games
Deck the halls with boobs of holly?
2007-12-02 04:42:00 Yes.. I did mean boobs of holly. Haven’t you heard that version? (Click here to play the music to go along with it) Deck the halls with boobs of holly, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Tis the season to bare Molly, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Don we now our gay apparel, Fa la la, la ... More About: Entertainment , Gifts , Fashion , Holly , Celebrities
My name is fracas and I am Canadian. (Whew)
2007-11-29 18:10:00 Blasphemy in Sudan could lead to 40 lashes, jail, or a large fine. Apparently, naming your child isn’t, but naming a teddy bear Muhammad is considered blasphemy. In this article, I learned that Gillian Gibbons, 54, from Liverpool, is facing something I as a Canadian , need never worry about. Well… so long as I don’t leave Canada to ... More About: Adia
Nurse Fracas
2007-11-29 05:29:00 It’s where I’ve been. One of the fraccy family members has had an accident, a surgery, and the normally blog-hopping fracas has been playing a bit of nurse for the last little while. I promise I’ve not gone far. I see the computer and it cries out to me but it’s for naught. I’m sure I’ll have to ... More About: Nurse
Top 20 Worst Foods
2007-11-27 08:06:00 So you’re like the fracas, and you’re just over 40 and about five and a half feet tall. You want to know exactly how much fat you can consume in a day in order to maintain a healthy weight and body. You search the internet, and you find this University of Maryland Medical System Fat Intake Calculator. You type in the ... More About: News , Health , Life , Food , Notables
On babies and toddlers who kick ass.
2007-11-24 20:56:00 I was reading today’s news and read something any parent could’ve confirmed without a big study that would suck up research dollars. Babies can tell good people from bad. Seriously. They did a study on this, and learned that just as we who’ve raised children have always known (based on how certain members of our families or ... More About: Video , Entertainment , Kids , Children
Black Friday and Cyber Monday Linkage
2007-11-22 23:03:00 I thought I’d be helpful and offer up some Black Friday links for those who plan to spend tomorrow shopping, and some Cyber Monday links for those of you whose shopping on Friday is going to be of the window nature, saving your shopping for Cyber Monday. Canadians to flow to U.S. border in search of ... More About: News , Money , Financial , Linkage
Subservient Chicken
2007-11-21 16:59:00 I know… this chicken’s been around a while now, and though he (people tend to think it’s a he, though chickens are actually and technically female) is probably fairly tired, I couldn’t resist sharing him with you. If there’s anything I know, it’s that the fraccy readers I’ve grown to love are people with the same ... More About: Funny , Fun , Humor , Entertainment , Chicken
The World?s Dirtiest Film
2007-11-19 18:29:00 You know you want to see it. No, this isn’t a link to that stupid “Two Girls One Cup” youtube video that people have been driving themselves crazy trying to find online since it was pulled from youtube. This is really The World’s Dirtiest Film . I know you want to see it. I know it, because ... More About: Television , Funny , Humor , Entertainment
Picard isn?t afraid of the Borg
2007-11-19 09:53:00 Jayleen and I are back to our old ways… arguing over Kirk and Pica rd . This is an old thing, going back to the fall of 2002. It’s five years later, and she just still doesn’t understand. You could pop over there if you like, and leave your two bits worth on this very important and pressing ... More About: Raid
Fracas supports her friends.
2007-11-18 22:17:00 It has come to my attention that bluepaintred has a gambling problem. I know, I know. You think I’m a bad friend for posting this news on my very public blog. I wouldn’t normally do such a thing, but she’s confessed it on her blog and I think everyone should take a moment or two ... More About: Humor , Life , Friends
Fracas is a Fortune Teller?
2007-11-18 20:49:00 Nothing is too great, no feature too difficult for my fraccers. Have a worry? Need to know something? If it’s already happened… if it’s in the public record, I can help you out! The Fracas Forecast I promise that what I tell you will have come true, and I won’t be asking for hundreds of dollars to slip ... More About: Fun , Humor , Humour , Entertainment , Fortune
Just Fraccing Around on November 18
2007-11-18 12:19:00 The following is a reprint of the feature fracas writes for the fuelmyblog blog. The old saying goes, that no one on their death bed ever looks back on their life and wishes they’d worked more, been more serious, spent less time with their loved ones or friends, or laughed less. So I frac around. And though some ... More About: Humour , Advice , Quotes , Wisdom , November
CSSters and Happiness
2007-11-18 06:19:00 Eureka. I have discovered the joy of being able to edit the CSS in a theme! I shall forthwith, be paying for a CSS upgrade and as God as my witness, fracas shall not have a grey background again! I know Linda is laughing. She thinks I’m going to be sucked in and will end up like ... More About: Web Design , Life , Happiness , Sisters
He needed more tail.
More articles from this author:2007-11-17 17:45:00 A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds; then it comes crashing back down. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering ... More About: Jokes , Humor , Humour , Tail 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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