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Sunday Lolcat Scripsher - May 25, 2008
2008-05-25 22:45:00 Please enjoy today’s daily lolcat readings. Lolcat bible’s Martin Grondin seems pleased enough that fracas is sharing his kitty pidgin version of the Good Word… he dubbed me an honorary Reverend! So if you too, enjoy the lolcat scripshers, please… show a little lolcatlove and link back to here! Today’s Gospel Reading is available in non ... More About: Religion , Life , Faith , Sunday , Humanity
Kiss this guy. You should!
2008-05-25 07:41:00 Have you ever been enjoying some really great music, singing along and thinking to yourself how you’re still pretty fraccing hot stuff, and out of nowhere comes your kid (or your husband or wife) and they have this really painful look on their face. You know… that look that makes you think they’re either in need ... More About: Funny , Humor , Entertainment , Kiss , Amusement
Friday Food Porn - Kohlraboobies
2008-05-23 08:59:00 It’s Friday again, and I know darn well you’ve been looking forward all week, to another issue of Friday Food Porn. Last week we featured some peppers that looked remarkably penile, and the fraccy phone lines lit up with calls from people wanting to know where they could find their own penile peppers. Emeril called. He ...
How to make your dreams come true!
2008-05-23 05:12:00 Out there, are bloggers who will steal your work. Out there are bloggers who, after deciding that your blog is exactly what they wish their blog was, will try copy the ideas you have, the way you present those ideas, and anything else they can get their grubby little hands on. And they will fail, because ... More About: Life , Dreams , World , General , Dancing with the Stars
Fracas is a cross-dresser.
2008-05-22 21:57:00 Sometimes I’m like a barrel going over the falls. A couple of days ago, “I like to eat seafood“ John fueled me over at Fuelmyblog (and really, if you haven’t signed up yet, umm… why not?) and the sheer wit he rolls with (and why we love him so) on a daily basis, caused him to leave ... More About: Friends , General , Cross
Autistic Boy Banned from Church
2008-05-20 21:58:00 I was Googling for Health News today, and came across this story. BERTHA, Minn. May 19, 2008 A Catholic priest has filed a restraining order against the parents of a severely autistic 13-year-old boy in an effort to keep him from attending the church in Bertha on Sundays. The Rev. Daniel Walz alleges that Adam Race’s unruly behavior ... More About: Religion , Church , United States , Family
Just call me Bond?
2008-05-20 19:12:00 James Bond has nothing on me, and though I’m sure, what with my penchant for showing lovely bras and all things lingerie at my blog, no one would mistake me for a 007 (like what would that be… a training bra?) when it comes to the whole spy and sleuth thing… the male Bond is no match for me! You see… ... More About: Fun , Humor , Women , Life , Friends
Take That, William Shatner Lovers!
2008-05-19 22:17:00 Even lolcats (or hamsters) prefer Patrick Stewart! more cat pictures More About: William Shatner , Funny , Humor , Opinions , Celebrities
Sunday Lolcat Scripsher - May 18, 2008
2008-05-18 09:31:00 Please enjoy today’s daily lolcat readings. Lolcat bible’s Martin Grondin seems pleased enough that fracas is sharing his kitty pidgin version of the Good Word… he dubbed me an honorary Reverend! So if you too, enjoy the lolcat scripshers, please… show a little lolcatlove and link back to here! Today’s Gospel Reading is available in non ... More About: Cats , Faith , General , Prayers , Prayer
Friday Food Porn
2008-05-16 09:48:00 Porn. You’ve desired it. You know you have. Come on, be honest with yourself. You’ve probably even tried to look for it… waking yourself in the middle of the night and sneaking over to the computer, typing the letters into the search box one key at a time so as not to make noise and wake ... More About: Funny , Fun , Humor , Cooking , Entertainment
Oh that Little Johnny?
2008-05-13 19:14:00 Fraccy’s a little busy today and won’t be causing trouble on the inteweave until a little later tonight. (Please, if you don’t mind… keep your eye on Daddy Papersurfer in case he’s still not over the after-effects of cleaning out his cupboard. Someone really should explain to him that liquor and cheese are best when ... More About: Funny , Humor , Entertainment , Amusement , Johnny
Just Bragging?
2008-05-12 22:00:00 A few days ago I’d left a comment over at Jayleen’s blog, telling her how much I loved her recent photo posting. I decided you should all go see it. She has a real talent for photography. Me… someone more inclined to like the strange and unusual, someone who does not display a single “landscape” type ... More About: Personal , Women , Beauty , Friends , Photography
Stage Dads Just Want Equal Time.
2008-05-12 20:54:00 Shh. Don’t tell Olga, The Traveling Bra, but some people are still burning bras… or in this case, jockstraps. Whoops. Now you can’t tell Frank, The Sedentary Jockstrap either. It seems that David Archuleta, that wholesome boy next door some predict as the final American Idol standing this year, has a Stage Dad. According to reports abounding since last ... More About: Marketing , Television , Media , Entertainment
Take the money and run: A definition
2008-05-11 08:41:00 Saving Private Ryan… just not after the cheque has cleared the bank. It seems the philosphy of a few Hollywood celebs these days. According to The Hill: “Hollywood?s top GIs have spurned Rep. Devin Nunes?s (R-Calif.) effort to help real soldiers who had their benefits cut off after losing family members in Iraq and Afghanistan. These soldiers ... More About: News , United States , Life , Military , Money
Some of the Great Truths of Life
2008-05-11 03:45:00 According to Children… No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair. If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. You can’t trust dogs to watch your food. Don’t ... More About: Life , Kids , General , Random , Great
Great Tits. Britain vs North America?
2008-05-09 18:52:00 We’ve heard it over and over… global warming is a bad thing. Some have started campaigns to stop it, some have protested and some have excercised our right to vote for politicians who care and understand that global warming is truly a danger. That is, unless you’ve got great tits. Oh… and your tits are British. I received a tip (that was a tip, ... More About: News , America , Global Warming , Funny , Humor
You?d be better off typing with your rear-end
2008-05-08 09:31:00 That’s right. Being somewhat of a germophobe, I can’t say I’m surprised but the “big news” these days is that your computer keyboard is dirtier than your toilet! From this News-Medical.net article: “The consumer-advocacy group, in Britain, ‘Which?’ commissioned a microbiologist to test just how clean the average computer keyboard was by looking at more than thirty keyboards ... More About: Typing , Rear
Nekkid Gardening Hurts
2008-05-07 19:45:00 Every time I have plans to try to get some work done, someone comes along and throws a wrench (or a cupful of rainbow sprinkles) into it. I am outright blaming Speedcat Hollydale for this one, and I’m not sure exactly what he can do to make up for it. You see, because of him and ... More About: Funny , Humor , United States , Entertainment , Crime
Sharing A Secret To Help Others
2008-05-06 18:42:00 It seems I am famous. Well, to certain Brits that is. Daddy Papersurfer has yet again, written about me, and while telling the truth about what’s behind his discovery might seem shameful to some, I have always been the kind of person that wants to help others by sharing what I’ve been through. With that in mind, I ... More About: Funny , Friends , Secret , Sharing
There?s evil, and then there?s half evil.
2008-05-05 17:59:00 Yesterday, I happened to click over to Humor -Blogs to see how things were going over there and I found that not only are they a site where boobs are aplenty and there’s no shortage of peckers… they’re on that slightly spooky side too. I mean, the things they seem to know about people is enough ... More About: Funny , Friends , Oddities , Evil
How to depersonalize Google results
2008-05-05 12:10:00 Recently, I was in the Fuelmyblog forums, and happened upon a thread talking about where Fuelmyblog came up when searched in Google . A reply by MytMouse stated: “Google is personalized by your IP address. People will get different answers based on where they are located in the world.” Knowing some would find this a surprise, and others, ... More About: Results
The Monday Melee - May 5, 2008
2008-05-05 08:26:00 To find out how you too, can participate in The Monday Melee, please read the main Monday Melee page, grab The Monday Melee logo (and view the participant list too). Fracas’ The Monday Melee for May 5, 2008 1. The Magnificent: Name someone you absolutely adore, and tell us why. Well it’s not that I don’t adore ... More About: Personal , Family , Life , General , Opinions
My Maracas
2008-05-02 10:02:00 You’ve found a great blog I called fracas It’s full of great fun (and some ‘maracas’) If you like what you read Click and do a good deed Donate so I can go to Caracas. I really don’t plan on going to Caracas, but do you have any idea how hard it is to rhyme with fracas? No, I didn’t ... More About: Marketing , Funny , Humor , General , Blogging
Sometimes you need a good pecker.
2008-05-02 07:56:00 (The following is a post about my pecker. When you’re done reading it, you should head over to Humor -Blogs. I hear there are some good peckers over there too.) I have a huge scotch pine in my front yard, taller than the house and wide like an entire family of fraccy arses. It, like people, has a ... More About: Funny , Family , Life , Entertainment
To MyBlogLog and BlogCatalog Friends?
2008-04-30 19:12:00 I see there are people who have added me to their communities, their friends lists, etc. and when you check out my listing, it sure likes like I’m a HUGE poopyhead for not adding people back. I’d like to thank you all for your patience and your support, and let you know that I promise to get ... More About: Friends , General , Blog
Remember to ask God for some ice cream today.
2008-04-29 19:48:00 Often, I talk about my fabulous sister Linda, and it’s easy because I can link to her and you can visit her blog and see that indeed, she is pretty fabulous. I have many fabulous fraccy family members though, and they don’t all have blogs for me to link, so sadly, they don’t get as ... More About: Ice Cream , Today , Cream
Miley Cyrus Nude? What is Wrong With Annie?
2008-04-29 11:37:00 The first thing I want to know is what the frac is wrong with adults these days? 15 year old Miley Cyrus has come out stating that she is embarassed of the Vanity Fair photos she sat for. In an ABC News article, Susan James quotes the younger Cyrus. “I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed ... More About: Wrong
A Real Gang Bang?
2008-04-28 08:58:00 A while back, I took part in a meme challenge called The Big Bang . The goal was 1000 participants; I found my way onto the list at #139. We were asked to be conscientous and periodically update our lists so that those entering the game later, would still get links, the benefit of taking part. As ... More About: Gang , Real , Gang Bang
Sunday Lolcat Scripsher - April 27, 2008
2008-04-27 11:49:00 Please enjoy today’s daily lolcat readings. Lolcat bible’s Martin Grondin seems pleased enough that fracas is sharing his kitty pidgin version of the Good Word… he dubbed me an honorary Reverend! So if you too, enjoy the lolcat scripshers, please… show a little lolcatlove and link back to here! Normally, it is the Gospel reading for ... More About: Cats , Faith , April , General , Prayers
Better than cheesecake.
More articles from this author:2008-04-26 22:02:00 Some days, checking the blog is nothing short of just as good as having eaten (and not felt guilty for) a slice of vanilla bean cheesecake that surely was at least sixteen thousand, four hundred and eighty two calories. Today, I found a comment to an old post, and it prompted me to go check the stats ... More About: Friends , Cheesecake 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |




