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Almost done?
2008-04-25 07:05:00 The banner isn’t quite what I want, and there are font colors and link colors to change, but this is all you get for tonight! I wanted a change. I’m still figuring it out. Is it me? Cast your vote in the comments. We’ll see what tomorrow brings.
That?s an awful header image fracas!
2008-04-24 21:26:00 As with the wacky happenings in here last night, please excuse the ugly header image. I’ve messed with the CSS to increase the content area and the size of the font and as a result, the banner image is, well… crap. Unfortunately, it will be there for a wee bit. I have something pressing I must ... More About: Image , Header , Awful
Are Computers Male or Female?
2008-04-24 18:06:00 A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.”House” in French, is feminine -”la maison,” “Pencil” in French, is masculine “le crayon.” One puzzled student asked, “What gender is computer?” The teacher did not know, and the word was not in her ... More About: Computers , Female , Male
My apologies.
2008-04-24 08:44:00 [12:30 am CST] I’m trying to find a new theme for this blog, and am having some trouble with how they’re loading. I realize some of you in other time zones might be seeing some weird things on the blog (that I haven’t actually intended for you to see) but it can’t be helped. I’m trying ... More About: General
A Caption Contest Sylvie Can Win - Winners!
2008-04-18 20:00:00 Last week, I posted a caption contest and promised to announce the winners today at high noon (CST). If you missed it, you may read about it by clicking here. The entries that were posted to caption this photo are as follows: Daddypapersurfer, on April 11th, 2008 at 2:03 pm Said: ?Sorry Olga - friction too much for ... More About: Contest , Fun , General , Winners , Caption
Playground Beatings and Third Grade Murder Plots.
2008-04-14 19:37:00 Picture this. Some children are playing on the playground. Their ages? 8 to 11. One of the ten year olds and the 11 year old, begin picking on the 8 year old. The 8 year old’s 10 year old sister tells them to stop. They stop indeed, but instead, choose to re-direct their bad behaviour towards the ... More About: Murder , Playground
Dr. Phil?s Teen Preference? Mercades Nichol.
2008-04-14 03:51:00 If you ever likened the guy to a real mental health professional, here’s your wake-up call. I don’t doubt he was one… it’s just that fracas thinks he isn’t one any longer. You see, staffers on the Dr. Phil show were responsible for bailing Mercades Nichol out of jail. Nichol is the teen who had befriended Victoria ... More About: Life , Notables , Graw , Dr Phil
The Naked Woman in Cheney?s Sunglasses?
2008-04-13 21:29:00 There’s a story I recall reading when I was young. A boy who’d become lost… separated from his mother in a public place. Approaching a policeman, he tells his problem to the officer, who asks for a description of the boy’s mother. The boy offers only that she is the most beautiful woman in the world. The ... More About: Humor , Fishing , Dick Cheney , Notables , Woman
Hlp Jayleenz lolcat winz
2008-04-12 00:48:00 o hai… Jayleen has entered a contest over at icanhascheezburger and needs our help. You see, for some reason the list that shows the top vote getters lists entrants that have less votes and a lower cheezburger rating than hers. I don’t spend too much time there so don’t know why that would happen, but I ... More About: Fun , Humor , Entertainment , Friends
Beauty and the Geek
2008-04-10 18:08:00 I’m not necessarily a reality show fan, but this is a show I like. I didn’t think I would, but it turns out, I do. The premise is that a bunch of really attractive girls/women and a bunch of (what we would normally call) geeky guys are placed in a house together to live for a time ... More About: Television , Family , Beauty , Geek , Linda
Serfers have birthdays too.
2008-04-10 08:59:00 It has come to my attention that yet another birthday has arrived. This time it’s for the fruit of the elder papersurfer’s loins, that pleasant (not sure where he gets it from though) and yet talented king of the waves… Papersurfer. I’m not sure he’ll actually see this message though, for right now he and none other ... More About: Friends , Birthdays
Sunday (lolcat) Scripsher - April 6, 2008
2008-04-06 22:09:00 Recently it was brought to my attention that while I was busy whining about all the maladies and inconveniences in my family the last few months, I’d been negligent in posting lolcat scripshers. You can’t imagine how badly I feel. I mean, it’s not like there’s an actual brick and mortar church for the lolcatz ... More About: Religion , Humor , April , General , Sunday
I dare you, Dorky Dad.
2008-04-03 20:52:00 It’s his own fault. Dorky Dad that is. He should know better than to post something like this when there’s a possibility that I might be reading his blog. “And as I’m male, I cannot resist being dared. It is in my biological makeup to show the darer that I can do whatever it is he/she is ... More About: Dare
Pregnant Man - Pish.
2008-04-03 12:10:00 The Nuts and Bolts Tracy Beatie was born a woman, but desired to become a male. Her breasts were surgically removed but she kept her vagina. Bi-monthly testosterone injections later, Beatie was now a transgender male and legally changed her sex to male. She was now a he. Mr. Beatie then legally married a woman named Nancy. They ... More About: Pregnant
Do you want to see my boobs?
2008-04-01 10:53:00 I don’t know if it’s that I’ve been under the weather a fair bit this past while, or whether reading the celebrity news regularly since I started this blog is responsible for this, but I find that I’m just not the same person I used to be. Being immersed in reading and writing about sex ... More About: Personal , Fun , Humor , Entertainment , Nudity
Hey.. I remembered.
2008-03-30 05:37:00 It was someone’s birthday, and yet… I’m not saying whose. When friends of the fracas have a special day, I like to think about what might mean something to them, what might make them happy or know that I honestly did think of them. So tonight, I’m tellin’ ya, that I’ve spent considerable time looking for just exactly ... More About: Friends , Birthdays , General
Hillary Clinton?s Amazing Family History
2008-03-26 08:08:00 I’m sure fracas is the first blog to report on this for you, so if you’re reading this soon after it’s posting (in the wee hours of March 26, 2008) consider yourself lucky. This news is big. Really big. You see, the news reports today are rife with reports of her harrowing escapades in Bosnia lies about what ... More About: News , Politics , United States , Family , History
Two Birthdays Today
2008-03-25 00:16:00 If I could sit across the porch from God… I’d thank Him for lending me you. - Flavia Why are there two cakes? Because this birthday post is for two people… who happen to share the same birthday. It may be Monday in fracasville, but in aussiebabetownvilleland, it’s Tuesday and she and her distinguished daughter (the very gorgeous Charmalicious) ... More About: Birthdays , General , Today , Cake , Wishes
We are God?s hands?
2008-03-21 19:57:00 Wondering where I’ve been the last little while? ‘Cause where there’s a man who has no voice There ours shall go singing Jewel From: Hands , Spirit (1998) Sometimes we are presented with problems that seem too big. And then we realize that we have a voice… and we’re supposed to use it to help those who don’t. That’s where I’ve been. May God ...
Gene Simmons Sex Tape - A Family Jewel!
2008-03-18 20:54:00 Sometimes I don’t understand life or people. Scratch that. I understand people, just not celebrities. Take the whole sex tape phenomena. It’s easy to see why a barely talented quasi-celebrity would make a sex tape… like Paris Hilton. Obviously it’s going to create increased celebrity and (no pun intended) exposure which is going to affect their ... More About: Family , Jewel , Gene , Simmons , Gene Simmons
The Monday Melee - March 17, 2008
2008-03-18 04:10:00 To find out how you too, can participate in The Monday Melee, please read the main Monday Melee page, grab The Monday Melee logo (and view the participant list too). Fracas’ The Monday Melee for March 17, 2008 Although I’m a little late, I’m going to take a cue from fraccy sis LindaC and do a ... More About: Holidays , Meme , Sean Connery , General , Green
Pi Day is March 14. I?m giving gifts.
2008-03-14 04:10:00 Last year, Pi Day was celebrated in the usual fraccy style by telling you about all kinds of Pi related fun. There were: Pi Day songs Executive Pie God, Sex & Apple Pie A million digits of pi How to have sex with a warm pie… …and so much more. It was a post truly the opposite of pi-tiful so I was really fretting about how ... More About: Gifts , Giving , March
Rate My Cop. Boon, or Bane?
2008-03-10 19:39:00 Have you heard about the newest “Rate My” site out there? It’s called Rate My Cop, and it has police forces from (United States ) coast to coast upset. Reports cbs5.com: “Officer Hector Basurto, the vice president of the Latino Police Officers Association, recently learned about the site. “I’d like to see it gone,” he said. “Having a website ... More About: News , Life , Rants , General
Dumb Blonde Joke #4217
2008-03-07 18:01:00 A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a “handywoman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. “Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Humor , Lexus , Joke
Happy Birthday Oreo Cookie!
2008-03-06 20:46:00 In 1912, a cookie was born that would become the best selling cookie of the 20th century. Oreo. The year was again, 1912. The day, March 6th. On this day, the first Oreo cookies were sold and we who 96 years later, increase our blood sugar by scarfing them down as cookies, pie crust, snack bars, truffles, ... More About: Video , Fun , Food , Recipes , Birthdays
Your naked gums are showing.
2008-03-03 20:44:00 It’s all your fault. You. The fraccy readers. Because of your answers to my last poll over at the other fraccy blog, I’ve had to get tough with the newest poll. I’ll know by the numbers of voters there, if most of you have: Teeth that rest in a cup of water by your bedside at night. (And I ... More About: Personal , Entertainment , Blogging , Oddities , Stupidity
Attitude is everything!
2008-02-28 20:38:00 I received this by email, from Aussiebabe, who is one of the other fraccy oreo sisters (LindaC, Aussiebabe, the one who shall remain screen-nameless and I are the middle four and everyone knows the middles of anything, like oreos, are the best part). At the end, the email offered two choices. In the email version, choice #1 was ... More About: Health , Life , General , Mental Health , Humanity
American Idol. Rocking the boat.
2008-02-27 21:28:00 For the boys, last night was the second attempt at staying in the American Idol game. Again, I found it a little disappointing. A common thread seems to be that early in any American Idol competition, contestants tend to not know who they are musically, and choose songs based on what artist or what song they’ve “always ... More About: Television , Media , Entertainment , Paula Abdul
I?ve been spanked.
2008-02-22 07:51:00 Most of you have noticed I’ve not been here regularly, nor have I been fueling anyone the last several days. I’m sorry. I really am, but I’ve been whining politely informing you all through this month of February, that I really have a lot on my plate. First I had that big project I was doing… ... More About: Marketing , Personal , Humor , Life , General
Adrianne Curry is a Chris-ian.
More articles from this author:2008-02-16 09:12:00 Former “Brady Bunch” star, Christopher Knight and “America’s Next Top Model” season 1 winner, Adrianne Curry met and fell in love on season four of VH1’s “The Surreal Life.” The unlikely couple moved in together, got engaged and got married, all very publicly thanks to their reality series “My Fair Brady.” The show created new ... More About: Television , Entertainment , General , Celebrities 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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