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You SOB
2008-06-08 06:36:00 Yeah, that’s right… YOU. SOB. There. I said it, and I meant it. Oh… you thought I meant that kind of SOB? Pshaw you silly creature, I love you all for visiting. I’d never call you that kind of SOB. No, I meant Save Our Boobs. Boobs are important and we must save them because honestly, what would the ...
Beware of gifts from old men.
2008-06-07 21:12:00 Last month I had a birthday but hadn’t told anyone about it. When, as part of a non-related conversation it came out that my birthday had passed, a certain employer of mine offered this small gift, pictured here, as a reward for my hard work. Quite lovely, you might say… except that he had only agreed to send one ... More About: Funny , Humor , Entertainment , Gifts , General
On Communicating (And Kevin?s Birthday)
2008-06-07 10:24:00 Kevin Dixie’s having a birthday today, but it seems we’re not supposed to be talking about it. See, now I think this is a perfect example of a bit of a communication problem. I’m sure Kevin told Sylvie he didn’t want her to tell everyone, but we all know that actually means, please… tell everyone. It ... More About: Video , Funny , Humor , Life , Friends
Friday Food Porn - The Apple of Someone?s Eye?
2008-06-06 18:41:00 Last week we learned about the geoduck, which is not really a duck at all, but a clam that tends to either scare people away, or prompts them to ask for a cigarette. The fraccers were a little on the tame side, with a resounding majority professing (and some offered TMI as to why) that when it comes to the ... More About: Funny , Humor , Entertainment , Food , Apple
I wasn?t here because I was stoned
2008-06-06 18:18:00 I didn’t post, reply to your comments or vote for anyone at Fuelmyblog for two days. I know… some of you are thinking to yourselves… Stupid Bitch I’m sorry. You see, I was stoned, and I just couldn’t. Did I become a hypocrite and go on a Salvia smoking spree? Not quite. I, for reasons some of you will ... More About: Personal , Health , Life , Friends , Drugs
Kill Thrill Bill, Starring Hillary Clinton
2008-06-03 18:32:00 Poor Hillary. It’s like that Alanis Morissette song, Mary Jane. You know, the one where she sings It’s a long way down On this roller coaster The last chance streetcar Went off the track And you’re on it There she is, campaigning like a little Energizer Bunny, and how do we all thank her? We all jump on that bandwagon where we notice ... More About: Video , Humor , Women , United States , Entertainment
Tatum O?Neal gets a break from Miss Trixie.
2008-06-02 19:17:00 Busted for purchasing crack from a street drug dealer three blocks from her home, Tatum O’Neal first tried to convince police she was doing research for a part. Breaking down, she admitted that to be a lie, and then suggested this drug purchase was the first since getting clean. She’s been quoted as having begged ... More About: News , Movies , Humor , Drugs , Celebrities
Hugs. Now. Please.
2008-06-01 20:02:00 In the sidebar, is a hug clicker asking you to click it and leave hugs for Ambriel. I’d signed up for the little counter, and then shortly afterwards, learned about Ambriel, the daughter of Skywindows and Brahnamin, two very awesome people. Ambriel has battled cancer, and is the bravest little girl I know of. I’d promised that ... More About: Personal , Family , Health , Life , Parenting
Sunday Lolcat Scripsher - June 1, 2008
2008-06-01 09:42:00 Please enjoy today’s daily lolcat readings. Lolcat bible’s Martin Grondin seems pleased enough that fracas is sharing his kitty pidgin version of the Good Word… he dubbed me an honorary Reverend! So if you too, enjoy the lolcat scripshers, please… show a little lolcatlove and link back to here! Today’s Gospel Reading is available in non ... More About: Faith , June , Sunday , 2008
famlove.cn is an offensive blog scraping site
2008-06-01 04:45:00 Famlove.cn is an offensive blog scraping site! I’m writing this post so that when anyone searches famlove.cn, the google results they get show this title. Here’s why famlove.cn and anyone associated with it, is being awarded the ASSHAT OF THE DAY AWARD. Many thanks to Mark, from Blog itude, for the permission to use his award when ... More About: Internet , Crime , Blogging , Site
Ceiling Cat Saved My Children
2008-05-31 21:31:00 As I do each Saturday morning, I was enjoying my cup of dark roast Arabica bean coffee (brewed strong enough to grow Joey Lawrence’s hair back*) and reading the latest over at TransWorldNews, when this bit of news caused a hand-shaking, heart palpitating minor anxiety attack. Wait. That was probably the coffee. No matter, this news… ... More About: Religion , Funny , Humor , Family , Entertainment
Friday Food Porn - Mighty Meat
2008-05-30 09:36:00 Last week there was some confusion over whether or not the kohlraboobies featured would qualify as 1 or 2 of a person’s 5-a-day. To avoid confusion this week, I chose to feature some good old fashioned meat! Indeed. The most prized part of this meat is the siphon, which may be eaten raw, consumed sashimi style ... More About: Funny , Humor , Cooking , Food , Meat
Jennifer Butler Murray: He Slimed Me
2008-05-29 22:17:00 Who you gonna call when you can’t even count on a Ghostbuster anymore? Jennifer Butler Murray, wife of Comedian/Actor Bill Murray, has filed for divorce, citing a cornucopia of bad behaviour which as she claims, “destroyed the marital relationship betwwen the parties and plaintiff no longer feels safe being in the presence of defendant.” Murray ... More About: Media , Health , Entertainment , Drugs , Celebrities
Going down on Kevin? again.
2008-05-29 18:41:00 Damn some people. I’ve had to go down on Kevin again, and it’s really starting to tick me off. I’m sure he’s a fine person and all, but things in the fraccy world aren’t getting done for all the attention I’ve been paying to this problem. You see, I signed up for Humor -Blogs a short ... More About: Marketing , Media , Entertainment , General
The internet found my children
2008-05-28 19:22:00 Missing kids. Normally that would strike fear into the hearts of any a parent, but not here in the fraccy household. Oh indeed, the kids aren’t home and though I may have worried for a very brief moment, thanks to the internet, I am no longer worried about where my kids might be. I, while ... More About: Funny , Humor , Internet , Family , Shopping
I need your help with my boobs.
2008-05-27 22:57:00 Just as does the lovely gal in the photo you see here, I have boobs. Newsflash that ain’t, but it’s an important point to make because while I can verify that men do indeed like boobs, I don’t have the answer as to why men like boobs. And so, I need your help with my boob problem. I’m ... More About: Fun , Humor , Entertainment , General , Men
How to Observe Memorial Day
2008-05-26 22:55:00 Each year, Canadians observe a national day of remembrance on November 11. Fracas has many America n friends… good, kindhearted and wonderful souls who have helped me over the years, understand that as a Canadian, the typical smug, self-righteous attitude many Canadians hold towards our American neighbours is just wrong. So today, I choose to support and honour my ... More About: News , United States , Life , World
Sunday Lolcat Scripsher - May 25, 2008
2008-05-25 22:45:00 Please enjoy today’s daily lolcat readings. Lolcat bible’s Martin Grondin seems pleased enough that fracas is sharing his kitty pidgin version of the Good Word… he dubbed me an honorary Reverend! So if you too, enjoy the lolcat scripshers, please… show a little lolcatlove and link back to here! Today’s Gospel Reading is available in non ... More About: Religion , Life , Faith , Sunday , Humanity
Kiss this guy. You should!
2008-05-25 07:41:00 Have you ever been enjoying some really great music, singing along and thinking to yourself how you’re still pretty fraccing hot stuff, and out of nowhere comes your kid (or your husband or wife) and they have this really painful look on their face. You know… that look that makes you think they’re either in need ... More About: Funny , Humor , Entertainment , Kiss , Amusement
Friday Food Porn - Kohlraboobies
2008-05-23 08:59:00 It’s Friday again, and I know darn well you’ve been looking forward all week, to another issue of Friday Food Porn. Last week we featured some peppers that looked remarkably penile, and the fraccy phone lines lit up with calls from people wanting to know where they could find their own penile peppers. Emeril called. He ...
How to make your dreams come true!
2008-05-23 05:12:00 Out there, are bloggers who will steal your work. Out there are bloggers who, after deciding that your blog is exactly what they wish their blog was, will try copy the ideas you have, the way you present those ideas, and anything else they can get their grubby little hands on. And they will fail, because ... More About: Life , Dreams , World , General , Dancing with the Stars
Fracas is a cross-dresser.
2008-05-22 21:57:00 Sometimes I’m like a barrel going over the falls. A couple of days ago, “I like to eat seafood“ John fueled me over at Fuelmyblog (and really, if you haven’t signed up yet, umm… why not?) and the sheer wit he rolls with (and why we love him so) on a daily basis, caused him to leave ... More About: Friends , General , Cross
Autistic Boy Banned from Church
2008-05-20 21:58:00 I was Googling for Health News today, and came across this story. BERTHA, Minn. May 19, 2008 A Catholic priest has filed a restraining order against the parents of a severely autistic 13-year-old boy in an effort to keep him from attending the church in Bertha on Sundays. The Rev. Daniel Walz alleges that Adam Race’s unruly behavior ... More About: Religion , Church , United States , Family
Just call me Bond?
2008-05-20 19:12:00 James Bond has nothing on me, and though I’m sure, what with my penchant for showing lovely bras and all things lingerie at my blog, no one would mistake me for a 007 (like what would that be… a training bra?) when it comes to the whole spy and sleuth thing… the male Bond is no match for me! You see… ... More About: Fun , Humor , Women , Life , Friends
Take That, William Shatner Lovers!
2008-05-19 22:17:00 Even lolcats (or hamsters) prefer Patrick Stewart! more cat pictures More About: William Shatner , Funny , Humor , Opinions , Celebrities
Sunday Lolcat Scripsher - May 18, 2008
2008-05-18 09:31:00 Please enjoy today’s daily lolcat readings. Lolcat bible’s Martin Grondin seems pleased enough that fracas is sharing his kitty pidgin version of the Good Word… he dubbed me an honorary Reverend! So if you too, enjoy the lolcat scripshers, please… show a little lolcatlove and link back to here! Today’s Gospel Reading is available in non ... More About: Cats , Faith , General , Prayers , Prayer
Friday Food Porn
2008-05-16 09:48:00 Porn. You’ve desired it. You know you have. Come on, be honest with yourself. You’ve probably even tried to look for it… waking yourself in the middle of the night and sneaking over to the computer, typing the letters into the search box one key at a time so as not to make noise and wake ... More About: Funny , Fun , Humor , Cooking , Entertainment
Oh that Little Johnny?
2008-05-13 19:14:00 Fraccy’s a little busy today and won’t be causing trouble on the inteweave until a little later tonight. (Please, if you don’t mind… keep your eye on Daddy Papersurfer in case he’s still not over the after-effects of cleaning out his cupboard. Someone really should explain to him that liquor and cheese are best when ... More About: Funny , Humor , Entertainment , Amusement , Johnny
Just Bragging?
2008-05-12 22:00:00 A few days ago I’d left a comment over at Jayleen’s blog, telling her how much I loved her recent photo posting. I decided you should all go see it. She has a real talent for photography. Me… someone more inclined to like the strange and unusual, someone who does not display a single “landscape” type ... More About: Personal , Women , Beauty , Friends , Photography
Stage Dads Just Want Equal Time.
More articles from this author:2008-05-12 20:54:00 Shh. Don’t tell Olga, The Traveling Bra, but some people are still burning bras… or in this case, jockstraps. Whoops. Now you can’t tell Frank, The Sedentary Jockstrap either. It seems that David Archuleta, that wholesome boy next door some predict as the final American Idol standing this year, has a Stage Dad. According to reports abounding since last ... More About: Marketing , Television , Media , Entertainment 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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