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Friday Food Porn
2008-05-16 09:48:00 Porn. You’ve desired it. You know you have. Come on, be honest with yourself. You’ve probably even tried to look for it… waking yourself in the middle of the night and sneaking over to the computer, typing the letters into the search box one key at a time so as not to make noise and wake ... More About: Funny , Fun , Humor , Cooking , Entertainment
Oh that Little Johnny?
2008-05-13 19:14:00 Fraccy’s a little busy today and won’t be causing trouble on the inteweave until a little later tonight. (Please, if you don’t mind… keep your eye on Daddy Papersurfer in case he’s still not over the after-effects of cleaning out his cupboard. Someone really should explain to him that liquor and cheese are best when ... More About: Funny , Humor , Entertainment , Amusement , Johnny
Just Bragging?
2008-05-12 22:00:00 A few days ago I’d left a comment over at Jayleen’s blog, telling her how much I loved her recent photo posting. I decided you should all go see it. She has a real talent for photography. Me… someone more inclined to like the strange and unusual, someone who does not display a single “landscape” type ... More About: Personal , Women , Beauty , Friends , Photography
Stage Dads Just Want Equal Time.
2008-05-12 20:54:00 Shh. Don’t tell Olga, The Traveling Bra, but some people are still burning bras… or in this case, jockstraps. Whoops. Now you can’t tell Frank, The Sedentary Jockstrap either. It seems that David Archuleta, that wholesome boy next door some predict as the final American Idol standing this year, has a Stage Dad. According to reports abounding since last ... More About: Marketing , Television , Media , Entertainment
Take the money and run: A definition
2008-05-11 08:41:00 Saving Private Ryan… just not after the cheque has cleared the bank. It seems the philosphy of a few Hollywood celebs these days. According to The Hill: “Hollywood?s top GIs have spurned Rep. Devin Nunes?s (R-Calif.) effort to help real soldiers who had their benefits cut off after losing family members in Iraq and Afghanistan. These soldiers ... More About: News , United States , Life , Military , Money
Some of the Great Truths of Life
2008-05-11 03:45:00 According to Children… No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair. If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. You can’t trust dogs to watch your food. Don’t ... More About: Life , Kids , General , Random , Great
Great Tits. Britain vs North America?
2008-05-09 18:52:00 We’ve heard it over and over… global warming is a bad thing. Some have started campaigns to stop it, some have protested and some have excercised our right to vote for politicians who care and understand that global warming is truly a danger. That is, unless you’ve got great tits. Oh… and your tits are British. I received a tip (that was a tip, ... More About: News , America , Global Warming , Funny , Humor
You?d be better off typing with your rear-end
2008-05-08 09:31:00 That’s right. Being somewhat of a germophobe, I can’t say I’m surprised but the “big news” these days is that your computer keyboard is dirtier than your toilet! From this News-Medical.net article: “The consumer-advocacy group, in Britain, ‘Which?’ commissioned a microbiologist to test just how clean the average computer keyboard was by looking at more than thirty keyboards ... More About: Typing , Rear
Nekkid Gardening Hurts
2008-05-07 19:45:00 Every time I have plans to try to get some work done, someone comes along and throws a wrench (or a cupful of rainbow sprinkles) into it. I am outright blaming Speedcat Hollydale for this one, and I’m not sure exactly what he can do to make up for it. You see, because of him and ... More About: Funny , Humor , United States , Entertainment , Crime
Sharing A Secret To Help Others
2008-05-06 18:42:00 It seems I am famous. Well, to certain Brits that is. Daddy Papersurfer has yet again, written about me, and while telling the truth about what’s behind his discovery might seem shameful to some, I have always been the kind of person that wants to help others by sharing what I’ve been through. With that in mind, I ... More About: Funny , Friends , Secret , Sharing
There?s evil, and then there?s half evil.
2008-05-05 17:59:00 Yesterday, I happened to click over to Humor -Blogs to see how things were going over there and I found that not only are they a site where boobs are aplenty and there’s no shortage of peckers… they’re on that slightly spooky side too. I mean, the things they seem to know about people is enough ... More About: Funny , Friends , Oddities , Evil
How to depersonalize Google results
2008-05-05 12:10:00 Recently, I was in the Fuelmyblog forums, and happened upon a thread talking about where Fuelmyblog came up when searched in Google . A reply by MytMouse stated: “Google is personalized by your IP address. People will get different answers based on where they are located in the world.” Knowing some would find this a surprise, and others, ... More About: Results
The Monday Melee - May 5, 2008
2008-05-05 08:26:00 To find out how you too, can participate in The Monday Melee, please read the main Monday Melee page, grab The Monday Melee logo (and view the participant list too). Fracas’ The Monday Melee for May 5, 2008 1. The Magnificent: Name someone you absolutely adore, and tell us why. Well it’s not that I don’t adore ... More About: Personal , Family , Life , General , Opinions
My Maracas
2008-05-02 10:02:00 You’ve found a great blog I called fracas It’s full of great fun (and some ‘maracas’) If you like what you read Click and do a good deed Donate so I can go to Caracas. I really don’t plan on going to Caracas, but do you have any idea how hard it is to rhyme with fracas? No, I didn’t ... More About: Marketing , Funny , Humor , General , Blogging
Sometimes you need a good pecker.
2008-05-02 07:56:00 (The following is a post about my pecker. When you’re done reading it, you should head over to Humor -Blogs. I hear there are some good peckers over there too.) I have a huge scotch pine in my front yard, taller than the house and wide like an entire family of fraccy arses. It, like people, has a ... More About: Funny , Family , Life , Entertainment
To MyBlogLog and BlogCatalog Friends?
2008-04-30 19:12:00 I see there are people who have added me to their communities, their friends lists, etc. and when you check out my listing, it sure likes like I’m a HUGE poopyhead for not adding people back. I’d like to thank you all for your patience and your support, and let you know that I promise to get ... More About: Friends , General , Blog
Remember to ask God for some ice cream today.
2008-04-29 19:48:00 Often, I talk about my fabulous sister Linda, and it’s easy because I can link to her and you can visit her blog and see that indeed, she is pretty fabulous. I have many fabulous fraccy family members though, and they don’t all have blogs for me to link, so sadly, they don’t get as ... More About: Ice Cream , Today , Cream
Miley Cyrus Nude? What is Wrong With Annie?
2008-04-29 11:37:00 The first thing I want to know is what the frac is wrong with adults these days? 15 year old Miley Cyrus has come out stating that she is embarassed of the Vanity Fair photos she sat for. In an ABC News article, Susan James quotes the younger Cyrus. “I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed ... More About: Wrong
A Real Gang Bang?
2008-04-28 08:58:00 A while back, I took part in a meme challenge called The Big Bang . The goal was 1000 participants; I found my way onto the list at #139. We were asked to be conscientous and periodically update our lists so that those entering the game later, would still get links, the benefit of taking part. As ... More About: Gang , Real , Gang Bang
Sunday Lolcat Scripsher - April 27, 2008
2008-04-27 11:49:00 Please enjoy today’s daily lolcat readings. Lolcat bible’s Martin Grondin seems pleased enough that fracas is sharing his kitty pidgin version of the Good Word… he dubbed me an honorary Reverend! So if you too, enjoy the lolcat scripshers, please… show a little lolcatlove and link back to here! Normally, it is the Gospel reading for ... More About: Cats , Faith , April , General , Prayers
Better than cheesecake.
2008-04-26 22:02:00 Some days, checking the blog is nothing short of just as good as having eaten (and not felt guilty for) a slice of vanilla bean cheesecake that surely was at least sixteen thousand, four hundred and eighty two calories. Today, I found a comment to an old post, and it prompted me to go check the stats ... More About: Friends , Cheesecake
Almost done?
2008-04-25 07:05:00 The banner isn’t quite what I want, and there are font colors and link colors to change, but this is all you get for tonight! I wanted a change. I’m still figuring it out. Is it me? Cast your vote in the comments. We’ll see what tomorrow brings.
That?s an awful header image fracas!
2008-04-24 21:26:00 As with the wacky happenings in here last night, please excuse the ugly header image. I’ve messed with the CSS to increase the content area and the size of the font and as a result, the banner image is, well… crap. Unfortunately, it will be there for a wee bit. I have something pressing I must ... More About: Image , Header , Awful
Are Computers Male or Female?
2008-04-24 18:06:00 A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.”House” in French, is feminine -”la maison,” “Pencil” in French, is masculine “le crayon.” One puzzled student asked, “What gender is computer?” The teacher did not know, and the word was not in her ... More About: Computers , Female , Male
My apologies.
2008-04-24 08:44:00 [12:30 am CST] I’m trying to find a new theme for this blog, and am having some trouble with how they’re loading. I realize some of you in other time zones might be seeing some weird things on the blog (that I haven’t actually intended for you to see) but it can’t be helped. I’m trying ... More About: General
A Caption Contest Sylvie Can Win - Winners!
2008-04-18 20:00:00 Last week, I posted a caption contest and promised to announce the winners today at high noon (CST). If you missed it, you may read about it by clicking here. The entries that were posted to caption this photo are as follows: Daddypapersurfer, on April 11th, 2008 at 2:03 pm Said: ?Sorry Olga - friction too much for ... More About: Contest , Fun , General , Winners , Caption
Playground Beatings and Third Grade Murder Plots.
2008-04-14 19:37:00 Picture this. Some children are playing on the playground. Their ages? 8 to 11. One of the ten year olds and the 11 year old, begin picking on the 8 year old. The 8 year old’s 10 year old sister tells them to stop. They stop indeed, but instead, choose to re-direct their bad behaviour towards the ... More About: Murder , Playground
Dr. Phil?s Teen Preference? Mercades Nichol.
2008-04-14 03:51:00 If you ever likened the guy to a real mental health professional, here’s your wake-up call. I don’t doubt he was one… it’s just that fracas thinks he isn’t one any longer. You see, staffers on the Dr. Phil show were responsible for bailing Mercades Nichol out of jail. Nichol is the teen who had befriended Victoria ... More About: Life , Notables , Graw
The Naked Woman in Cheney?s Sunglasses?
2008-04-13 21:29:00 There’s a story I recall reading when I was young. A boy who’d become lost… separated from his mother in a public place. Approaching a policeman, he tells his problem to the officer, who asks for a description of the boy’s mother. The boy offers only that she is the most beautiful woman in the world. The ... More About: Humor , Fishing , Dick Cheney , Notables , Woman
Hlp Jayleenz lolcat winz
More articles from this author:2008-04-12 00:48:00 o hai… Jayleen has entered a contest over at icanhascheezburger and needs our help. You see, for some reason the list that shows the top vote getters lists entrants that have less votes and a lower cheezburger rating than hers. I don’t spend too much time there so don’t know why that would happen, but I ... More About: Fun , Humor , Entertainment , Friends 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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