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Jack Black And The Thought Screen Helmet
2008-05-20 19:48:00 Evidently actor Jack Black is being controlled by an evil race of aliens. Grassy Knoll Institute scientists believe that Mr. Black, even though he wears his thought screen helmet, has constructed a flawed helmet allowing aliens to access Mr. Black’s mind forcing him to make bad career choices. This goes a long way in explaining the ... More About: Screen , Thought
Stack Restaurant Las Vegas
2008-05-19 14:24:00 Stack Restaurant - Mirage Casino - Las Vegas At least I know where this restaurant got it’s name from. The waitresses and hostesses were all gorgeous women and of course, all were stacked in the breast department. Pamela Anderson size stacked. Hence the name. Stack! Click Thumbnail For Larger Photo We had reservations and we were seated right ...
Delorean - Back To The Future
2008-05-17 18:54:00 It’s not everyday in Boardman, Ohio that you see a Delorean gullwing sports car. But there it was, in the parking lot, looking like it just came back from the future. Or returned to the past. (These space time continuum loops confuse me at times) Back To Postcards Archives LURKING, 1955, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL ... More About: Future , The Future , Back to the Future
Lost Update - Beyond The Sea
2008-05-16 15:17:00 Lost Update Season IV 05/15/2008 Somewhere beyond the sea somewhere waiting for me my lover stands on golden sands and watches the ships that go sailin Somewhere beyond the sea she’s there watching for me If I could fly like birds on high then straight to her arms I’d go sailin’ It’s far beyond the stars it’s near beyond the moon I know beyond a doubt my heart ... More About: Lost
The Landing At Geneva On The Lake
2008-05-15 14:23:00 The Landing Click To View Larger Photo Geneva On The Lake opened Mother’s Day weekend signaling the beginning of the summer season. (Geneva is an old fashioned resort town geared to lay back relaxation and entertainment) Last year was the first year since the second World War that Erieview Park was not an iconic spot to land ...
Happy 21st Birthday
2008-05-13 00:35:00 Happy 21st Birthday to my son Patrick, the Lead Scientist of the Grassy Knoll Institute. Back To Video Vault Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: Happy
Coke Zero
2008-05-10 23:45:00 Coke Zero Point Of Purchase At It’s Best (Pay no attention to the sexy blond model wearing nothing but the Coca-Cola Zero logo in body paint) Coca-cola has introduced yet another diet soda product to their long list of soft drinks. Coke Zero, being a diet soda, has zero calories, (Hence the name) zero total fat, zero ... More About: Coke , Coke Zero
Lost Update - Old Man
2008-05-09 16:14:00 Lost Update Season IV 05/08/2008 Old man look at my life, I’m a lot like you were. Old man look at my life, I’m a lot like you were. Old man look at my life, Twenty four and there’s so much more Live alone in a paradise That makes me think of two. Love lost, such a cost, Give me things that don’t get lost. Like a coin ... More About: Lost
Papa John?s Pizza Debacle
2008-05-09 14:49:00 Click Thumbnail To Enlarge For Reading Papa John ’s Pizza , a national pizza chain joint, coming off a PR nightmare, (A local Papa John’s outlet printed up and handed out T-shirts with crybaby 23 on them in an attempt to taunt LaBron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers) has sunk even further into the abyss. With threats of lawsuits ...
Effective Advertising
2008-05-08 04:31:00 On my way home from work the other day, I was on Route 224, (The main traffic artery of Boardman, Ohio) I spied this hard working lad. He was standing on the roadside attempting to drum up business for Boston Market chicken, the restaurant he works for. He had a big wrap around sign displaying the ... More About: Advertising , Effective
Big Foot Or Giant Alien Proof
2008-05-06 18:37:00 Big Foot Leaves Large Impression In Pavement Walking through the local cemetery in the early spring, I came upon this large foot impression crushed into the pavement. Obviously, whatever made this imprint has to be massive weighing hundreds of pounds. Upon inspection of the footprint, I used my own footprint as a point of reference, (Size ... More About: Proof , Alien , Giant , Big Foot
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #24
2008-05-05 17:45:00 President John F. Kennedy escorts the Grand Duchess ofLuxembourg to the state dining room in the White House. #24 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards. Back To JFK Collector Cards Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Titt Pavillion
2008-05-04 00:39:00 As expected, the Titt Pavilion, nestled snugly and firmly in the heart of Mill Creek Park, Youngstown, Ohio, is booked through 2012, which according to the Mayan calendar, is the end of the world. Pamela Anderson and Scarlett Johansson are expected guests. Back To Postcards Archives LURKING, 38D, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL ... More About: Pavillion
Lost Update - Nothing But A Dreamer
2008-05-02 15:15:00 Lost Update Season IV 05/01/2008 If I could see something You can see anything you want boy If I could be someone- You can be anyone, celebrate boy. If I could do something- Well you can do something, If I could do anything- Well can you do something out of this world? Take a dream on a Sunday Take a life, take a holiday Take a ... More About: Lost , Dreamer
Vikings Sign Kim Kardashian
2008-05-01 14:28:00 The hype, hope, and hysterics of the 2008 NFL draft is now complete. Like myself, many thousands of rabid fans were incensed at the player their team selected, or did not select. Luckily, we didn’t muff up our first round selection giving even more fodder to the ESPN vampires. The Vikings , before the draft, traded their ... More About: Kim Kardashian , Sign
Pete Rose - Cincinnati Reds
2008-04-30 03:30:00 Back in March, while in Las Vegas, I saw Pete Rose at Caesars Palace signing autographs. He didn’t look all too happy to be there. Perhaps it was because there was nobody in line to get his signature. Or maybe he’s still angry he was never inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, New York ... More About: Cincinnati Reds , Reds , Pete Rose
Are We Not Men?
2008-04-26 19:47:00 We Are Devo Photographic evidence that aliens controled humankind in the 1980’s. The new wave rock band Devo knew of the thought control and attempted to sever the telepathic link to the alien race by donning self made thought screen helmets made from flower pots. Devo had assumed (And we all know what happens when you ...
Lost Update - Telephone Line
2008-04-25 14:55:00 Lost Update Season IV 04/24/2008 Hello… how are you Have you been alright, through all those lonely lonely nights, That’s what I’d say, I’d tell you everything, If you’d pick up that telephone. Hey–how you feelin’ Are you still the same Don’t you realize the things we did were all for real not a dream, I just can’t believe They’ve all faded out of ... More About: Lost , Telephone , Line
Bikini Logo
2008-04-23 16:36:00 Shameless Brand Recognition Sometimes people call me an ass. back To Logo Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: Bikini
Signs Of Spring
2008-04-22 04:56:00 Many countries and cities have iconic reminders that winter is fading and springtime is just around the corner. The swallows returning to Capistrano is one of the most famous signs of Spring time returning. Or the cherry blossoms in Washington, DC in full bloom is a favorite tourist attraction signaling warmer weather is arriving. For our Canadian friends up ... More About: Signs
Bob Evans Bacon Omelette
2008-04-20 23:21:00 Bob Evans Bacon Omelette To Go Sunday morning, the Lead Scientist of the Grassy Knoll Institute surprised us with breakfast take out from the local Bob evans restaurant in Boardman, Ohio. My order was a Bacon omelette ala carte. No hash browns, or toast, just the omelette. The omelette was quite large, cooked well, with plenty of bacon ...
Shannon Elizabeth - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren
2008-04-20 06:08:00 Shannon Elizabeth - Dancing With The Stars Leggy Contestant Shannon Elizabeth, veteran of dozens of movies and presently competing in the television program, Dancing With The Stars, is best known for playing Nadia, the foreign exchange bombshell in the movie American Pie. Shannon’s nude bedroom scene rivals Phoebe Cates red bikini from Fast Times At Ridgemont ... More About: Shannon Elizabeth , Sexy , Siren , Shannon
The Post After 999
2008-04-17 22:19:00 (Would You Mind Telling Me who’s Brain I Did Put In) According to the new Wordpress dashboard, (Which everyone loves so much) I noticed I have 999 posts here at the Grassy Knoll Institute. When I press the publish button, this post will be #1000. Yea baby yea! I have not really thought about what I should ... More About: Post
No Parking
2008-04-17 02:23:00 On my way home from work during the 5pm rush hour, and with the green bridge closed, (A main artery to the city) and Market street, (Another main artery reduced to one lane traffic) and Boardman street (Reduced to one lane traffic) this jackass in the U.S. Mail truck parks in a goddamn no parking ... More About: Parking
I?m Free From Thought Screen Helmet Aliens
2008-04-15 19:01:00 A Small Price To Pay Although this particular model of thought screen helmet has several drawbacks, (The inability to see oncoming traffic, difficulty entering doorways, and a target for ridicule) it is highly effective at keeping the evil race of aliens attempting to control mankind through telepathy at bay. Although, perhaps this is the plan of ... More About: Screen , Aliens , Free , Thought , Helmet
First Confession
2008-04-14 02:54:00 I have been asked by many non-Catholic friends just what goes on inside the wooden stalls (Confession als) in the back of the church. Breaking Vatican II protocol rules and regulations, (Section 3:13, Verse 8, line 5 that clearly state all Catholics must never reveal the ritual of one on one confession to non believers) I ...
Lost Update - Walking Distance
2008-04-10 19:17:00 Lost Update Season IV 04/10/2008 With two more weeks before a new Lost episode airs, I am going to delve into my alternate theory concerning Rod Serling’s Sci-Fi television series, The Twilight Zone. Here is the link to refresh your memory connecting Lost to the TZ. Lost In The Twilight Zone Tonight’s update will center on a ... More About: Lost , Walking
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #23
2008-04-08 16:01:00 President and Mrs. John F. Kennedy walk around the Glenwood Park Course in Middleburg, Virginia. #23 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards. Back To JFK Collector Cards Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Eddie?s Grill - Geneva On The Lake
2008-04-06 17:12:00 Eddie’s Grill is situated in the center of Geneva On The Lake and is one of the most famous eating establishments in the area. Everyone stops at Eddie’s Grill when visiting Geneva. As you can see, Eddie’s Grill is a throwback 1950’s diner that serves great chili dogs, cheeseburgers, french fires, and it’s own style of ... More About: Eddie
50 Foot Giant Woman Attacks
More articles from this author:2008-04-05 19:53:00 Attack Of The 50 Foot Giant Alien Woman A Giant Alien Woman was spotted looking pissed off just outside the Arizona city limits of Phoenix. The giant woman was ready to rip down power lines that supply the city of it’s electricity when all of a sudden, she spotted someone on the ground. Apparently, she had ... More About: Attacks 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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