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Uptown Breakfast Pizza
2008-04-03 14:28:00 Usually when I think of pizza, it’s for lunch or dinner. When Mike, Rocket Scientist #9 told me about a breakfast pizza, I had to try it. As you can see, it is a traditional round pizza, 12 inch size, with regular crust. instead of pizza sauce and traditional toppings, the breakfast pizza was topped with ... More About: Breakfast , Pizza , Uptown
Hollywood Sign
2008-04-02 05:46:00 In recognition of the Grassy Knoll Institute coming to California, the city of Hollywood has erected our LOGO right below the famous Hollywood Hills sign. The entire staff here at the Grassy Knoll Institute extends our gratitude and a hearty thank you to all of you helping us celebrate our feast day, (April Fools Day) ... More About: Sign
Miss America Winner 2008
2008-04-02 05:38:00 With all the scandal and bad press beauty pageants have received lately, the Miss America Beauty Pageant Association have invoked new guidelines and regulations that will be strictly enforced. No longer will contestants be allowed to have breast augmentations, nose jobs, face lifts, tummy tucks, eye widening, ear lowering, leg shaping, ass shaping, and botex injections. The ... More About: Miss America , Winner , 2008
Sexy Body Paint Model
2008-04-02 05:23:00 Is There A Doctor In The House! No idea how this photo made into the April Fools Day Archives. Apparently Gumby isn’t doing his goddam job. Anyway, since the photo is posted, consider this a little tease preview of the 2008 National Halloween trade show Sexy Sirens in Las Vegas. Many photos to follow. Back To April Fool’s ... More About: Body , Model , Paint
Nun Fun
2008-04-02 05:00:00 As Mother Superior read a chilling excerpt from the Book Of Revelations, Sister Wylene and Winona prepared to commit one of the new and improved Vatican sanctioned mortal sins of fun. After the dousing, the sisters beat it out of there leaving the reverend mother soaking wet screaming obscenities. I am sure one way or the other, ...
Ghost Hunters Record Entity Proof
2008-04-02 04:23:00 Ghost Hunters record empirical proof that supernatural entities exist. Last Monday, March 24th, TAPS, (The Atlantic Paranormal Society) were invited to investigate an old brownstone home in New York. The house is at 278 West 113th Street in Harlem and was the house famous magician and escape artist Harry Houdini and his wife Bess purchased and ... More About: Ghost , Proof , Record
Paris Hilton?s New BFF
2008-04-02 03:40:00 Paris Hilton ’s new MTV’s reality show, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, will be airing later on this year. The premise is Paris is looking for a new BFF, not from Hollywood stock, but everyday ordinary people. Twenty finalists will be selected from a pool of thousands and then they will compete for Hilton’s affections. Loyalty, fashion ... More About: Paris Hilton , Paris
Michael Jackson In Disguise
2008-04-02 02:46:00 Michael Jackson Returns To The States! Michael Jackson, self appointed legendary King Of Pop made a surprise visit to the United States today ending his self imposed exile to Hollywood and the pop music culture. Jackson had a very public trial for child molestation several years back on which he was acquitted but did admit to “Sleeping” ... More About: Michael Jackson , Michael
Lost Update - Damn Dirty Ape
2008-04-02 01:39:00 Lost Update Season IV 03/27/2008 There has been a lot of speculation about the “Foot” seen on the Lost island. The foot was shown only once and only for a precious few seconds. The Grassy Knoll Institute has been asked to explain the foot and what we believe it’s significance is to the Lost series. Our ... More About: Lost , Dirty , Damn
Ralph Nader Still Campaigning
2008-04-02 00:48:00 Ralph Nader , famous author of Unsafe At Any Speed in which he exposed General Motors shoddy workmanship on the Chevrolet Corvair, (Not to ever be mistaken for the Corvette) has once again thrown his hat into the presidential election race. Nader has been running for president for over 300,000 years with the Green Party promoting ... More About: Ralph Nader , Campaigning
Big Brother Is Watching
2008-04-01 23:13:00 Do you suspect your spouse or significant other is cheating on you? When you call his/her cell phone and they don’t pick up, do you wonder if they are hooking up with a midnight delight? Fear not mortals, the Grassy Knoll Institute has found a solution for you. Submitted to the Institute by Jodi, this ... More About: Big Brother , Watching , Brother
Wordpress Maid Service Script
2008-04-01 21:46:00 Popular Wordpress forum “Keymasters” Telly and Mark have done it again WP bloggers! Wordpress.com has implemented a new dynamic feature to it’s already plentiful array of add-ons and widgits. This new feature is code named “Wordpress Maid .” It’s function is to clean up your WP blog whenever it gets dirty or overly cluttered. After you install and ... More About: Service , Script , Maid Service
Woman Displays Her Bust
2008-04-01 21:01:00 Bust On Display At Pensacola Florida Art Symposium In a bold and daring move for the art world to see her “Talents,” Graphic Design Artist extraordinaire The Latest Slub, proudly displayed her bust for all of Florida to see at the prestigious annual Art symposium. I have to say it was the hit of the symposium. PS: It ... More About: Woman , Bust , Displays
Burger Chef Is Still In Business
2008-04-01 19:45:00 The Burger Chef fast food hamburger chain, defunct since the mid 1980’s is making a come back. Hardee’s corporation, owner of the Burger Chef brand name relinguished the rights of the name in late 2006. When Hardee’s bought all the Burger chef’s, they immediately began converting them all to Hardee’s fast food restaurants until no more ... More About: Business
Julia Roberts Stand In
2008-04-01 18:57:00 Open auditions for professional stunt double model for actress Julia Roberts is being conducted today. Roberts has a new film, “Duplicity” in production with a release date of Spring of 2009. Usually Ms. Roberts does her own stunts and even the risque scenes do not bother her but one particular scene in the new film is ... More About: Stand
Sexy Tongue Licking
2008-04-01 17:49:00 One look at Jenn’s tongue and the rumor that Jenn’s father is Aerosmith rocker Steven Tyler holds a lot of credence. Jenn is also a big fan of William Wallace. Wanna see a lot more of Jenn? Simply Get In Line Jenn is one hell of a graphic design artist and website designer. Back To April Fool’s Archives LURKING ON ... More About: Sexy , Tongue
Nude Gymnast On Las Vegas BLVD
2008-04-01 16:59:00 I was in Las Vegas last week for the Halloween Trade show hosted at the Sands Exposition convention. While on my way to work one morning, I snapped this photo of a naked gymnast doing her Olympic routine. I must admit, she was very good. she had a fabulous routine and stuck her dismount perfectly. However, ... More About: Gymnast
WP Raincoaster Resurfaces
2008-04-01 16:24:00 After a severe winter season in Canada, (Aren’t they all severe?) the mysterious Raincoaster resurfaces for a little rest and relaxation in the warm sun. The grassy Knoll Institute was able to capture this very rare photo of the lovely Raincoaster as she lounged by the pool, her feet dangling in the heated water, contemplating ...
Wordpress March 2008 Wrap-Up
2008-04-01 15:03:00 Wordpress March 2008 Wrap up by none other than WP’s own blog extraordinaire Keymaster Matt: March came in like a lion and went out like a lamb. Winter is over and more than warmer weather is in store for Wordpress. In the month of March on Wordpress: 25,245,329 blogs were created. (Thats up 85%) 2,432,478 new users joined. (Up ... More About: Wordpress , March 2008
Mr. And Mrs. Smith Exposed
2008-04-01 14:15:00 After several years of speculation, the Grassy Knoll Institute was able to capture the real Chica-X and her significant other, “Just G” on a night on the town. Makes you kinda wanna visit and post more on her blog now doesn’t it? Especially if you want a new blog design. Back To April Fool’s Archives LURKING ON THE ... More About: Smith
Zombama And Hellary In 2008
2008-04-01 13:12:00 Introducing Every Republican’s Nightmare! To combat the popular Republican party nominee John McCain, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have put their differences aside and teamed together as a united Democratic presidential nomination for 2008 . Upon accepting the nomination, Barack thanked his spiritual leader for the guidance, wisdom and contributions to his campaign as he moved forward in ...
Colonel Sanders Alive And Well
2008-04-01 06:00:00 This just in! Colonel Sanders , Kentucky Fried Chicken founder and icon of the fast food restaurant, dead for over 20 years, was photographed today shaking George Clooney’s hand during a red carpet Hollywood event. Apparently Sanders faked his death and has been living large in the great state of Montana with Jim Morrison, Elvis, and D.B. Cooper. Rumor ... More About: Alive
Putting On My Jester Hat
2008-04-01 01:16:00 Tomorrow is April 1st. And that means it’s also April Fools Day which just happens to be the Grassy Knoll Institutes “Feast Day!” It is the one day out of the year that we get serious with current events and news stories. I have already pulled out my Jester hat, (My wife Patty says its the ... More About: Putting
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #22
2008-03-30 16:21:00 President Kennedy and the First Lady are enthusiastically greeted just after their arrival at Bogota, Columbia. #22 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards. Back To JFK Collector Cards Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Geneva On The Lake Grave
2008-03-28 18:13:00 This summer while visiting Geneva On The Lake , we happened upon this make-shift grave down on the beach shielded away from the normal walk way. Speculation would be a pet tribute. (Allie is scratched in a rock on the left top) Back To Postcards Edge Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL ... More About: Grave
Lost Update - Book Of The Month Club
2008-03-27 13:31:00 Lost Update Season IV 03/27/2008 With the writers strike still showing ill effects to ABC Lost season IV, new episodes won’t air until April 24th. But fear not loyal Lost fans. The Grassy Knoll Institute has several issues to debate beginning with “The Book of The Month Club ” episode. You remember the one where a group ... More About: Lost
Potato Soup - Apple Barn
2008-03-26 14:10:00 Potato Soup - Apple Barn Restaurant - Gatlinburg I have already critiqued several meals from the Apple Barn in Gatlinburg, Tennessee so tonight it’s all about the soup. As in potato soup. When you order an entree at the Apple Barn, you get your choice of soups and I always selected the chicken noodle but just recently, ... More About: Potato
Favorite Sexy Super Hero
2008-03-25 17:02:00 The 2008 National Halloween Costume Trade show in Las Vegas was last week, March 16th through the 19th. There were plenty of sexy women in adult costumes, haunted house props, party store goods, and did I mention sexy scantily clad women dressed to thrill in Halloween costumes? (However, the above photo is not from the ... More About: Super , Sexy , Hero , Favorite
Havin It Your Way
2008-03-24 14:55:00 The Grassy Knoll Institute snapped this photo of a Giant Alien holding a Burger King Whopper just before he devoured it. It was reported that the Giant Alien ordered 50 whoppers and 50 super size french fries to satisfy his hunger. No word on if the Giant Alien held the pickle and the mayo…..However, the Giant Alien ...
Three Crosses On The Hill
More articles from this author:2008-03-23 07:02:00 On my way to Gatlinburg, Tennessee I snapped this photo of the three crosses up on the hill. I have seen this instance in several places in the South but this is the only photo I took. Apparently, the three crosses symbolize the Christ crucifixion. When the Romans nailed Jesus to the cross, two other criminals ... More About: Hill , Crosses 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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