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Poorly Constructed Thought Screen Helmets
2008-03-22 16:20:00 Don’t let this happen to you!!! Poorly constructed thought screen helmets like the ones above are of little protection against the evil alien race abducting citizens and then controlling their minds. The picture above depicts a young couple from Seattle, Washington who decided to cut corners in the construction of their thought screen helmets. Sadly, evil aliens ... More About: Screen , Thought , Helmets
Lost Update - The Man Who Sold The Earth
2008-03-21 04:24:00 Lost Update Season IV 03/20/2008 We passed upon the stair, we spoke of was and when Although I wasnt there, he said I was his friend Which came as some surprise I spoke into his eyes I thought you died alone, a long long time ago Oh no, not me I never lost control Youre face to face With the man who sold ... More About: Lost , Earth , Sold
Welcome To Fabulous Las Vegas
2008-03-20 05:04:00 Welcome back Curator of the Grassy Knoll Institute I’m on my way once again to fabulous Las Vegas for yet another business trip. While the lead scientist is finishing up his business in Florida, I am heading West to the neon desert. And look, Las Vegas knows I’m coming…. Back To Logo’s Archives LURKING, GAMBLING, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL ...
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #21
2008-03-19 19:11:00 President and Mrs. Kennedy leave base hospital on their way to their summer home at Squaw Island in Hyannis Port. #21 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards. Back To JFK Collector Cards Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Taco Bell Taquito?s
2008-03-18 19:59:00 Taco bell Taquito Well you knew I would get around to this some day. Taco Bell has a new item on their menu, (Seems to have something new every month) the Taquito that comes in two styles, the chicken or steak Taquito. Basically, it’s a grilled soft taco shell wrapped with chicken wedges with melted cheese all ... More About: Taco Bell
St. Patrick?s Day Waitress 2008
2008-03-18 01:03:00 Happy St. Patrick ’s Day 2008 from all the rocket scientists at the Grassy Knoll Institute. Please be careful and assign a designated driver tonight. Back To St. Patrick’s Day Lore Archives LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: St Patrick , Waitress
Lost In Translation
2008-03-17 22:23:00 The Irish speak English. Not the kings English, not the American English, but a dialect all their own. Sometimes you must pay close attention to what they are saying and many times what the commentator is saying has a completely different meaning to others. Here are some examples….. At a women’s weightlifting tournament: Next up is Shannon ... More About: Lost , Translation
Irish Comedian Hal Roach
2008-03-17 19:26:00 Hal Roach , Ireland’s finest comedian, spins some yarns about the people of Ireland and how we walk and talk and conduct business. enjoy. This Irish fella Murphy walked into a Macy’s store and asked the sales clerk to show him the cheapest suit in the store. The sales clerk replied, “You’re wearing it.” Did you hear about the ... More About: Comedian
Hospital Charts
2008-03-17 17:20:00 Ireland has free health care to all it’s citizens. And by reading some of these hospital charts, I can see why. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. The patient is ... More About: Hospital , Charts
Irish Humor
2008-03-17 07:56:00 Patrick O’Malley hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night. In bed later that night, he told his wife: “Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the ... More About: Humor , Irish
Irish Penance
2008-03-17 05:05:00 Making Poteen (Moonshine) is a sin in Ireland. This fella goes to confession and gets the newly appointed priest. The fella begins, bless me father for I have sinned, I have made 8 gallons of poteen. The new priest, unaware of what the penance for poteen (Moonshine) is in this parish, tells the gentleman to hold on ... More About: Irish
I Can Read Your Mind
2008-03-16 21:50:00 We Irish folks are a mystical and magical bunch. Many of us have the capability to read people’s minds. Ahh, I can sense some skepticism from my readers. See, it’s working already. I suppose I will have to prove my mind reading abilities with a test. First, I need you to read and answer the following ... More About: Read , Mind
An Irish Fairy Tale
2008-03-16 17:37:00 Shannon O’Malley wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won’t let her. As Shannon sits weeping in the garden, her fairy godmother appears and promises to provide Shannon with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. “First, you must wear a diaphragm.” We all know what happens ... More About: Irish , Fairy Tale , Tale
Irish Lass
2008-03-16 07:57:00 In honor of St. Patrick’s Day weekend, the Grassy Knoll Institute offers a special “LOTGK Logo search.” As usual, simply study the photo and find the LOTGK logo. Good luck and Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Back To St. Patrick’s Day Lore Archives LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: Irish
The Essential Irish List
2008-03-15 22:12:00 As by now you more than likely guessed that I am Irish . If you haven’t, then you must be English…. Anyway, the following is my Irish list. A sort of best off Ireland. My Favorite Irish Singer: Van Morrison. Brown Eyed Girl. U2 - Rock and roll from Bono and Edge for decades now and still going strong. Enya - ... More About: List , The Essential , Essential
Nookie Green
2008-03-14 15:34:00 To kick off the St. Patrick’s Day weekend holiday, I offer an old family joke told over and over this time around St. Patrick’s day. When our family gets together, and there are a lot of us, we sit around the dinner table and tell old jokes. This is one of my favorites. Don?t stop me ... More About: Green
Lost Update - Don?t Let The Sun Go Down On Me
2008-03-14 04:32:00 Lost Update Season IV 03/13/2008 I can’t light no more of your darkness All my pictures seem to fade to black and white I’m growing tired and time stands still before me Frozen here on the ladder of my life Too late to save myself from falling I took a chance and changed your way of life But you misread my meaning ... More About: Lost
The Bug Light God
2008-03-12 14:07:00 The year was 1980. A new decade and a new job. I was 20 years old and was one step into a sojourn that would last several years. As the days got longer and turned into night, us warehouse workers, like moths to a flame, would gravitate toward the almighty bug light. Looking for inner peace, ... More About: Light , Inner Sanctum
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #20
2008-03-11 14:12:00 President John Kennedy reviews the honor guard just after his arrival at Mexico City, Mexico. #20 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards. LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: Cards , Collector
Showing Their Mettle
2008-03-11 04:19:00 Giant Alien Tears Down Oil Filed In Siberia, Russia. Giant Aliens landed in the cold isolated land of Siberia looking to damage oil wells that pump life into the Soviet Union. Ten fields and plants were destroyed until the aliens boarded their mother ship and escaped. This new tactic clearly demonstrates that the giant aliens are attempting ...
Ice Station Wrangler
2008-03-10 03:05:00 Last Friday, March 7th, I made my way to the Cleveland airport for my trip to Las Vegas, Nevada to attend the ASD/AMD trade show. The temperature was in the high 20’s and it was raining and sleeting the entire 85 mile trip to the airport. When I stepped outside the next day on my way ... More About: Station , Wrangler
Triple Dog Dare
2008-03-08 19:40:00 Triple Dog Dare d! Great Christmas gift. Really slow in adding it to the Institute, but I am committed to getting everything up to date. (Someday anyway!) Make sure your speakers are turned up. (No, a scary monster won’t jump out at you. It’s just so you can hear the dialog.) Enjoy. LURKING, RED RIDER, ON THE GRASSY ... More About: Triple
Lost Update - Sweet Dreams
2008-03-07 06:01:00 Lost Update Season IV - 03/08/2008 Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? I travel the world And the seven seas Everybody’s looking for something. Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused. Tonight on As The World ... More About: Lost , Dreams , Sweet Dreams
Maxwell?s Restaurant - Gatlinburg
2008-03-05 21:24:00 Maxwell’s Restaurant - Gatlinburg , Tennessee Maxwell’s Restaurant is located right on the Parkway in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. Being in the mood for something different to eat, we ventured in and were greeted by a huge fish tank with apparently our dinner swimming inside. We were met by the hostess and seated right away. (Not a good sign ... More About: Maxwell
Nun Punishment
2008-03-04 07:42:00 Sister Gemma Massey, disciplining a careless student caught passing notes in second period religion class. The penalty, of course was torture followed by death by belt hanging. Perhaps nun punishment wasn’t quite so harsh as depicted above, but to be fair, the nuns didn’t look anything like the sexy Gemma Massey, the international model portraying the ... More About: Punishment
Last Ride On The Blue Streak
2008-03-03 07:13:00 The Blue Streak Roller Coaster Sadly, the Blue Streak coaster along with the entire Conneaut lake Park is in peril of being closed for good due to some unfortunate luck in late 2007 and early 2008. In 2007, the park could not open due to insurance issues and some disputes over ownership. However, the park officials ... More About: Ride
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #19
2008-03-02 02:51:00 John Jr. enters the family limousine ahead of his father. President Kennedy is on his way to attend Veteran’s Day ceremonies at Arlington Cemetery. #19 in a series of John F. Kennedy Cards LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: John , Collector
Starbucks Coffee Addiction
2008-03-01 01:40:00 A Starbucks Addiction Of Giant Alien Proportions A Grassy Knoll Institute operative described the scene outside a Manhattan, New York Starbucks coffee shop as total bedlum as giant aliens caused a panic and nearly a riot. In their quest to take over the world, Giant Aliens paused a few moments for a steaming hot cup of coffee. ... More About: Coffee
Lost Update - Time Warp
2008-02-29 05:28:00 Lost Update Season IV 02/28/2008 It’s astounding, time is fleeting Madness takes its toll But listen closely, not for very much longer I’ve got to keep control I remember doing the TIme Warp Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling Let’s do the time warp again… Let’s do the time warp again! Tonight’s episode centers around the ... More About: Lost , Time
Idora Park Entrance Sign
More articles from this author:2008-02-27 14:21:00 This was the Idora Amusement Park entrance sign just off of Canfield Road in Youngstown, Ohio. It stood proud and tall for many years. Even years after the park closed in 1984. A polka festival was the last advertised event at Idora Park. I can see remember the yellow blinking lights and the blue background announcing ... More About: Sign , Entrance 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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