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Triple Dog Dared
2008-02-26 18:44:00 Apparently Inga never watched the classic holiday film, A Christmas Story. Otherwise, she would have known what happens when she sticks her tongue onto a pole. Perhaps Inga was Triple dogged Dared much like Flick was in the movie and couldn’t resist the challenge. LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Old Mill Restaurant - Gatlinburg
2008-02-25 14:39:00 Old Mill Restaurant - Gatlinburg , Tennessee I have been going to Gatlinburg for over 20 years and finally stopped for dinner at the Old Mill. I had heard good things about the Mill, good food, good service, fair prices. Being November, of course this was a 20-30 minute for a table, but no problem, the air that ...
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #18
2008-02-23 16:56:00 The First Lady greets King Hassan II of Morocco as her husband, President John F. Kennedy looks on. #18 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards. LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: Cards , Collector
Lost Update - I Am The Eggman
2008-02-22 05:29:00 Lost Update Season IV 02/21/2008 I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. I’m crying. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday. Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long. I am the eggman, they ... More About: Lost
New And Improved Thought Screen Helmet
2008-02-20 14:52:00 Not feeling feminine fresh? Now you can everyday with the new and improved Thought Screen Helmet (Developed by the rocket scientists at the Grassy Knoll Institute) made just for women. Look, it has wings and it makes toast as an added bonus. The ultimate multi-task accessory for the on-the-go business women. WARNING: Women are not immuned from ...
Rock Face Monument
2008-02-20 05:58:00 Giant Alien Monument In the foothills of Montana, Giant Aliens carved out their likeness much like the rock face on Mount Rushmore. This rock face was carved in the evening and took less than four hours to complete. The alien technology has to be amazing to complete such a task as this. But, the question remains, are ... More About: Rock , Face
Hungry Howie?s Calzone
2008-02-19 06:03:00 A new fast food delivery restaurant opened up in Youngstown recently. It looked like a typical pizza joint place, and being the blue plate special king, decided to try them out. I used the flyer that was in my mailbox and called in my take out order. I ordered the above item, which by the menu ... More About: Hungry
Blue Streak Conneaut Closes
2008-02-18 03:04:00 The Blue Streak roller coaster located in Conneaut Lake Park has now officially been placed on the endangered species list. The amusement park was closed in 2007 for lack of operating funds and insurance and just last week a fire broke out and damaged a portion of the midway and the dance hall. Several rides were ...
Hillary Clinton?s Song And Dance
2008-02-16 06:48:00 Hillary Clinton was in Youngstown, Ohio today drumming up voter support as she attempts to close the gap from Barack Obama. Sadly, this was her best speech. LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: Hillary Clinton , Dance , Song , Hillary
Lost Update - Time In A Bottle
2008-02-15 05:58:00 Lost Update Season IV 02/14/2008 If I could save time in a bottle The first thing that Id like to do Is to save every day Till eternity passes away Just to spend them with you If I could make days last forever If words could make wishes come true Id save every day like a treasure and then, Again, I would spend them ... More About: Lost , Time , Bottle
Giant Breasts In A Halter Top
2008-02-14 15:16:00 Giant Alien Woman Hanging Around Summer is in full swing across the world. And so are the Giant Alien Women who are conspiring to take over the world. The Grassy knoll Institute snapped the photo above of a giant alien woman walking along side a city street bridge looking for the beach to take a swim. Dolly ... More About: Breasts , Giant , Halter , Halter Top
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #17
2008-02-14 03:12:00 President-elect John Kennedy speaks to the pastor after attending a mass prior to the inauguration ceremonies. #17 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards. LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: Cards , Collector
Bai Ling - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren
2008-02-12 15:52:00 Bai Ling claims she is from the Moon and with a body like hers, who really cares. Bai Ling is best known for her nipple slip photo shoots but she winds up a Sci-Fi Sexy Siren for appearing in Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith as a princess. Also appeared in ... More About: Bai Ling
Aunt Mahalia?s Candy
2008-02-12 05:54:00 Walking on the Parkway, (The main drag in Gatlinburg) I happened by Aunt Mahalia’s Homemade candy store. A huge picture window dominated the store showcasing all the sweet confections. I decided on the artery busting cluster confection of chocolate, cashews, and caramel. In a word, it tasted delightful. However, the cost was $1.79 for this one piece ... More About: Candy
Minnesota Vikings Report Card 2007
2008-02-11 05:10:00 The Minnesota Vikings ended up 8-8 this season under coach Brad Childress’ second year. Over all, he is 14-18 for two seasons. And now it’s time report card time. I hope you all studied. QB - Grade - (F) Harsh indeed, but Tarvaris Jackson was not ready to run the team this year. Probably won’t ... More About: Card , Report , Minnesota Vikings
My Hotel Room Is Where?
2008-02-10 03:08:00 I had business in Fairfax, Virginia back in December and booked a room at the Best Western motel which was the most convenient location for my meeting. The lobby was well lit, check in was quick and easy, but getting to my room was another matter. It certainly didn’t look like this in the brochure. I ... More About: Hotel , Room
Kennedy Assassination Second Shooter Proof
2008-02-09 03:32:00 A signed confession on a U.S. dollar bill printed in the year 2000 is positive proof that Oswald did not act alone. If it were Oswald who signed the dollar then the bill would have had to be dated 1963 or before. This one is clearly marked 2000 making it impossible for him to have signed ... More About: Proof , Kennedy , Shooter , Assassination , President Kennedy
Lost Update - Rescue Me
2008-02-08 05:25:00 Lost Update Season IV 02/07/2008 Rescue me Take me in your arms Rescue me I want your tender charms Cause I’m lonely and I’m blue I need you and your love too We’re not here to rescue you. We’re here to find Benjamin Linus. Tonight, a salvage team using robotic submarines found the wreckage of Oceanic Flight 815 at the bottom of the ... More About: Lost , Rescue Me
I Shot An Arrow In The Air
2008-02-07 14:37:00 Prelude To An Attack The gauntlet has been dropped as Giant Aliens sent two gigantic armor piercing arrows crashing to the ground signaling that the invasion has commenced. The arrows came to rest in the city of Thisel, Utah, population 87. The town has a restaurant named Eats. It would seem that the Giant Aliens are daring ... More About: Shot
Francesco?s Restaurant - Las Vegas
2008-02-07 05:27:00 Francesco’s Restaurant Inside Treasure Island Nestled in the Treasure Island casino Francesco’s Italian Restaurant was hard to find. It blended right into the casino atmosphere. Luckily, we wandered in for dinner. Table appetizers ordered was a selection of seafood dishes from the menu. I ordered the chicken parmigiana. I saw an order delivered to a table next ... More About: Las Vegas , Vegas , Francesco
Grassy Knoll Institute Secretary
2008-02-06 04:52:00 We Bend Over Backwards For The Curator Help Wanted: The Rocket scientists at the Grassy knoll Institute are in need of a professional secretary. Applicant must conform to these requirement. Must be willing to do whatever it takes to wrap it up the days work by 4pm. 3pm on Fridays. Must be able to relocate to an unspecified ...
Thought Screen Helmet Face Shield
2008-02-05 14:26:00 No one can be 100% protected and secure from the evil race of aliens attempting to control ordinary citizens minds through telepathy. Thats why the Grassy Knoll Institutes team of rocket scientists have developed the Thought Screen Face Shield to compliment the thought screen helmet. Up until today, the thought screen helmet was the only protection ... More About: Helmet
Python VS Cobra
2008-02-05 02:02:00 Giant Alien Snake Captured Giant Alien Snake Wreaked Havoc on the townsfolk in the city of Boise, Idaho. The snake slithered up and down almost each city street, searching for prey. The snake destroyed everything in its serpertine path from the sheer size and weight. It took the army three hours to finally stop the Giant Alien ... More About: Python , Cobra
Sexy School Marm
2008-02-04 05:13:00 Now that the Super Bowl is over, (The New York Giants spoiled the perfect season of the New England Patriots by beating them 17-14 in one of the most entertaining games in the 42 year history) class is back in session for all the Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists. Todays lesson, of course, an oral exam. ... More About: School , Sexy
Digging For Gold
2008-02-03 16:35:00 Can You Dig It Giant Aliens Are Digging In A Giant Alien shovel was discovered this morning in a remote area in Yellowstone National Park. Apparently, the giant aliens have begun to build huge deep trenches to shield them from human military strike teams as they continue to plot to take over the world. LURKING ON THE GRASSY ... More About: Gold
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #16
2008-02-03 01:26:00 President John F. Kennedy speaks to a joint session of Congress as he gives his State of the Union Address. #16 in a series of 7 John F. Kennedy cards. LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: Cards , Collector
Lost Update - Get Back
2008-02-01 05:42:00 Season IV Premier Lost Update 01/31/2008 Get back, get back. Get back to where you once belonged Get back, get back. Get back to where you once belonged. Get back Loretta Your mother’s waiting for you Wearing her high-heel shoes And her low-neck sweater Get on home Loretta Get back, get back. Get back to where you ... More About: Back
Champions Restaurant - Philadelphia
2008-01-30 21:20:00 Champions Restaurant , inside the Marriott Hotel in downtown Philadelphia . After running up the Philadelphia Museum Of Art steps ala Rocky Balboa I was ready for a good dinner. We wound up at the hotel restaurant instead. My order was very simple. A bowl of chicken noodle soup and an order of chicken planks. After an almost 30 minute ... More About: Champions , Champ
Pineapple For Everyone
2008-01-30 15:09:00 Giant Alien Pineapple Crashes In Residential Front Yard A Giant Alien pineapple was carelessly discarded from the space craft and landed smack dab in the middle of Mrs. Rosy O’Grady’s front yard. Fortunately no one was injured from the pineapple. A huge luau is being planned for this weekend for all the towns folk. Of course the ...
Missed It By That Much - TU24
More articles from this author:2008-01-29 06:06:00 Missed It By That Much Asteroid TU24 safely flew by the earth this morning at 12:33 Eastern standard Time and did not impact as was predicted by our esteemed Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists. (The scientist in charge was given 40 lashes, and not the Max-Factor mascara type, and immediately fired) Scientist 86 discovered his data was ... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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