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First Glimpse Of Asteroid TU24
2008-01-27 18:56:00 Asteroid TU24 As Monday rapidly approaches NASA has all their satellites trained on asteroid TU24 which is speeding towards earth on an direct impact course. The asteroid should hit the Southern hemisphere at 0500 GMT on Monday the 28th. NASA through it’s tracking satellites was able to capture this startling photograph of TU24 just as it swung ... More About: Asteroid , Glimpse
Something Fishy is Going On Here
2008-01-27 05:57:00 Giant Alien Muskie In a stunning turn of events, Giant Aliens were almost caught while having a fish fry on Friday night! Giant Aliens were spotted at a closed Yellowstone National Park picnic area having a huge fish fry. The photo at the top shows a fish being prepared to be thrown into the giant alien skillet. ...
Asteroid To Hit Earth 01/28/2008
2008-01-25 14:50:00 It has been confirmed that an asteroid is on a collision course to impact Earth in the Southern hemisphere on Monday, January 28th at approximately 0500 GMT. This rogue (A large, destructive, and anomalous or unpredictable heavenly body operating outside normal or desirable controls) asteroid is the size of the Sears Building in Chicago and ... More About: Asteroid , 2008
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #15
2008-01-25 14:27:00 President Kennedy enjoys a relaxing game of golf at the Hyannis Port Golf Club in Massachusett. #15 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards. LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: Cards , Collector
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #15
2008-01-25 02:10:00 President Kennedy enjoys a relaxing game of golf at the Hyannis Port Golf Club in Massachusett. #15 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards. LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: Cards , Collector
Giant Alien Canvas
2008-01-23 17:08:00 A Giant Alien Easel with an almost finished painting was spotted in Jackson, Mississippi today. The Giant Alien easel stood nearly as tall as the city water tower. The Grassy Knoll Institute speculates why the giant easel was left behind. One theory is the portrait is of giant alien poisonous spore flower that when inhaled will ... More About: Canvas
Peddler Steakhouse
2008-01-23 03:52:00 The Peddler Steak House The best steak house in Gatlinburg, Tennessee is the Peddler hands down. Yes, I know the Peddler has already been critiqued, but the steak was so good, I had to do it again. I began with the salad, one you make yourself from the salad bar down stairs. Notice the huge chunks of ... More About: Steakhouse
California Dreamin
2008-01-22 15:02:00 All the leaves are brown And the sky is gray. I’ve been for a walk On a winter’s day. I’d be safe and warm If I was in L.A. California dreamin’ On such a winter’s day. Last week in Youngstown, Ohio the temperature rose to 60 degrees and it was the perfect opportunity for me to exercise outside instead of in the dungeon ...
Ann Margaret Abducted
2008-01-21 04:42:00 Giant Alien disguised as a lumberjack abducts Ann Margaret A Giant Alien spotted in Cancun, Mexico abducting movie star Ann Margaret while she was dining at a local restaurant. In a gutsy attempt to escape, Ann Margaret leaped from the Giant Aliens hand and fortunately landed in the soft sand and was able to scurry away. The ...
Cloverfield Monster Revealed
2008-01-20 06:37:00 The Cloverfield Mons ter Rumors abound as to what exactly the Cloverfield monster looks like. Is it a Godzilla type radiation mutated lizard, a five headed giant alien with wings and claws, or something terribly worse? The Grassy Knoll Institute offers this in focus up close photo of the Cloverfield monster ready to strike. And just a tidbit of ...
Philadelphia Museum Of Art
2008-01-19 23:03:00 Right across the street of the Philadelphia Museum Of Art is a quaint little landing and gazebo overlooking the river. An old wooden fence guards against the danger of falling over the ledge and down the side of the ravine. As with almost all public places, etchings and carvings adorn the fence. LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL ...
Idora Park Aerial View
2008-01-19 05:15:00 The photo’s below are a rare aerial view of Idora Park , a Youngstown, Ohio amusement park that closed in 1984 after a major fire broke out and engulfed several major attractions including the number one ride, the Wild Cat roller coaster. As you can see, there is nothing left of the park after more than 20 ... More About: View
Biggest Teets In History
2008-01-18 04:35:00 Udderly Ridiculous Get A Load of Those Teets! (Did I spell that right?) Giant Alien cows are flooding Kansas towns by unleashing their udders full of milk. Just on the outskirts of Kansas City, this giant cow was photographed after relieving all its milk right smack dab in the middle of the street. Townsfolk struggled to keep ... More About: History
American Idol Renaldo Lapuz
2008-01-17 15:38:00 Perhaps the next William Hung American Idol tryouts continued last night in the great state of Texas and one contestant, Renaldo Lapuz received his 15 minutes of fame already. Renaldo Lapuz, dressed to the nines in some sort of cheap Elvis Liberace costume, (Including cape and winged hat with a Simon patch) sang his own inspirational song ...
Cadillac Ranch
2008-01-17 04:52:00 Well, there she sits buddy justa gleaming in the sun There to greet a working man when his day is done I’m gonna pack my pa and I’m gonna pack my aunt I’m gonna take them down to the Cadillac Ranch By Bruce Springsteen LURKING, BACK SEAT DRIVING, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL ... More About: Dill
Milk Does A Body Good
2008-01-16 16:21:00 Strong Evidence Milk Is Good For The Body A Giant Alien milk bottle was found discarded on the outskirts in the little town of Killarney, Ireland. Townsfolk there spotted it a little bit half past 9 in the morning as they were making there way to work. One ingenious lad tried to hoist the milk bottle up ...
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #14
2008-01-15 18:16:00 President Kennedy watches John Jr. as the young boy jumps happily along. The chief executive has just attended ceremonies at Arlington Cemetery. #14 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy Cards LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: Collector
Perhaps Another Lizzie Borden
2008-01-15 01:33:00 Giant Aliens attacked at dawn and swept through the town of Dubois, Pennsylvania. Each giant alien was equipped with an ax as they slashed everything in site. The attack took only several minutes and the giant aliens quickly returned to their hovering mother ship space craft. LURKING, 40 WHACKS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL ...
Scientists Create Life
2008-01-14 18:36:00 American scientists, (Dr. Frankenstein) from the Institute for Biological Energy Alternatives, have created an artificial virus that has the ability to reproduce itself. The scientists named the new living virus, Phi-X174 bacteriophage. This is a first for the scientific community where a virus was created from the ground floor up. What’s even more astonishing is that ... More About: Life , Scientists , Create
Puckers
2008-01-14 03:42:00 Puckers Sports Bar And Grill Walking down the Parkway in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, I happened upon one of the best named bars I have come across. I wonder if they know they spelled it wrong. LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Disciplinary Means Business
2008-01-12 23:44:00 As Giant Alien battle for dominance of the world rages on, fatigue and sloppiness has set in with some of the alien troops. Apparently that is all about to change as this photo of a Giant Alien shows a disciplinarian preparing to reprimand his troops about the total lackluster effort being put forth on the ... More About: Business
Paris Hilton Almost Nude
2008-01-11 15:56:00 Location, Location, Location Brought to you by the shameless Grassy Knoll Institute marketing team to create brand recognition and promotion. Paris Hilton wearing a Devo plastic hat and just about nothing else. Are we not men? We are Devo! LURKING, WHIP IT GOOD, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Thought Screen Helmet Safe Sex
2008-01-10 19:38:00 Oral Is Totally Out Of The Question Dick and Jane have a problem. Both of them have been targeted by an evil race of aliens attempting to control their minds through telepathy. Hence, they must wear thought screen helmets 24 hours a day 7 days a week, the only device known to mankind to prevent alien ... More About: Screen , Thought , Safe , Helmet , Helm
Brewery Restaurant Pizza
2008-01-10 14:31:00 As you can tell, the Smoky Mountain Brewery and Restaurant is one of my favorite places in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. This trip, I decided on their home made pizza. I choose BBQ chicken as the topping. As you can see, the pizza was a 12 inch size, the crust thin and crunchy, the cheese plentiful and ... More About: Pizza
When Worlds Collide
2008-01-09 14:54:00 When Worlds Collide On a random street corner in New Hampshire this morning. Mike Huckabee, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton meet to discuss the issues.
Home Wreckers
2008-01-08 14:22:00 A Giant Alien rips a house right off its foundation in his continued carnage at a Memphis, Tennessee home settlement. Destruction began early dawn as a Giant Alien dressed in a carpenters uniform with hammer and tools in hand, wrenched a house right off its foundation and hoisted it high into the air. The carnage continued ... More About: Home , Wreck
Philadelphia Jeep
2008-01-07 15:14:00 Just outside my hotel, while waiting for the Philly Phlash in downtown Philadelphia , I spotted this vintage Jeep Willys vehicle parked on the corner. The Phlash bus is right behind it. The same bus that the bellmen at the Marriott Hotel said wasn’t in service anymore. Bastards! Of course I emailed this to the hotel but ... More About: Postcards From The Edge
Japonais Restaurant Mirage Hotel Las Vegas
2008-01-06 22:39:00 Japonais Restaurant Inside The Mirage Hotel The Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas has several outstanding restaurants and Japonais ranks as one of the best. As most of you are aware, I am not a friend of oriental cuisine so when I walked into Japonais, I had the feeling that I may not enjoy the ...
2008 Viking New Year Resolutions
2008-01-06 02:58:00 The Minnesota Viking s ended the 2007 campaign on a sour note losing their final two games. In doing so, they missed the playoffs winding up with a record of 8-8. Two more wins than last year, but still not a winning record. (Mike Tice is certainly smiling about this) The 2008 new year is just 5 ... More About: New Year , Year , Resolutions
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #13
More articles from this author:2008-01-05 23:28:00 President Kennedy reports to the nation by radio and television from his office in the White House. Number 13 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: Cards , Collector 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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