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Huge Cleavage
2008-01-05 02:59:00 Giant Aliens Try To Blend In As the invasion of the Giant Aliens rapidly approaches, the females of the species are attempting to blend into human society so as to study and collect data to aid in their campaign against humanity. However, so far it doesn’t seem to be working well. The photo on top shows ... More About: Cleavage , Huge
50 Psychic Predictions For 2008
2008-01-04 14:20:00 As in previous years, the Grassy Knoll Institute has dusted off our psychic powers and boldly peered into our crystal ball of the future. What we saw is shocking, profane, funny, and probably down right false. Then again, I was correct on 30 out of 50 last year. Let’s see how good I do for ... More About: Predictions , Psychic , 2008
Arby?s Giant Roast Beef Sandwich
2008-01-03 20:51:00 Arby’s has many different varieties of it’s roast beef sandwich. The line up includes the junior, the regular, the giant, and the big Montana. This is the “Giant ” critique. The deal was two giants for five dollars. I added an order of potato cakes to seal the deal. (And my arteries) What you see is what you ... More About: Beef , Roast , Sandwich
Thought Screen Helmet Death
2008-01-03 04:57:00 An evil alien race controlling local citizens minds through telepathy strike once again. These two men barely had enough time to don their helmets before the aliens struck. Johnny, the man wearing the shiny metal thought screen helmet was quoted saying, “Thank god for the magical properties of velostat.” (Velostat is a 3M fabric said to possess ... More About: Screen , Thought , Death , Helmet , Helm
Big Tex Putting His Boot Down
2008-01-02 20:01:00 Local Souvenir Shop Crushed A Giant Alien known as Big Tex wreaked havoc and terror on a small out of the way souvenir shop in Amarillo, Texas. The Grassy Knoll Institute was there to snap this exclusive photo of the Giant Alien using his massive bulk smashing the roof of the building in. The giant alien stopped ... More About: Putting , Boot
Gemma Massey - Sci Fi Sexy Siren
2008-01-02 05:46:00 Gemma Massey hails from across the pond and is fast becoming an international fashion and print model. Gemma also works a variety of trade shows as a spokes model in the states including the National Halloween show in Chicago this year. This show allows Gemma to be featured on the Sci-Fi Sexy Siren s sections. ... More About: Gemma
Gatlinburg Aquarium Shark Tank
2008-01-02 03:23:00 Gatlinburg Smoky Mountain Aquarium On a tip from a reliable source that Jimmy Hoffa’s remains were buried under the Smoky Mountains Aquarium owned and operated by Ripley’s, the Grassy Knoll Institute scientists immediately went there to investigate. We didn’t find Hoffa, however, we snapped a few shots while inside the aquarium. As you can see, the ... More About: Tank , Gatlinburg , Shark
Meet The Grassy Knoll Institute Team
2008-01-01 07:43:00 Happy New Year! The Curator has graciously given the entire Grassy Knoll Institute team of rocket scientists the day off on this first day of the new year. Year 2008 will be a busy one and I would like to take this opportunity to say thank you to all those employed here and to introduce you ... More About: Team , Meet
Game 16: Vikings Lose To Broncos 22-19
2007-12-31 05:03:00 Vikings House Of Cards The Vikings have built an impressive house of cards. Looks solid, but when tested, collapses under any pressure. Destiny! Last week I spoke of destiny, and what was in store for the Minnesota Vikings. Two weeks ago the Vikings were 8-6 winning five games in a row and at that point controlled ... More About: Game , Broncos , Ronco
Kodak Brownie Vintage Camera
2007-12-30 16:50:00 The camera of choice for the Grassy Knoll Institute investigative team is the vintage Kodak Browning camera. Management spares no expense for the team. LURKING, AND DEVELOPING, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: Camera , Vintage , Brownie
Dinner For 100
2007-12-30 02:30:00 Breaking News from one of our operatives, Lady Visine, for alerting the scientists at the Grassy Knoll Institute of an enormous giant alien pheasant prancing around just outside of Watertown, South Dakota. The Grassy Knoll Institute team immediately rushed to the scene, captured the bird, and brought it back to the secret Grassy Knoll Institute laboratory ... More About: Dinner
Ink Blotter Test
2007-12-29 06:51:00 To become employed as a Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientist, a litany of tests must be completed. This is the final one. The so-called pysch test. Simply, look at the above canvass and tell us what you see in the ink blotter? You have 30 seconds. LURKING, HINT HINT, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL ... More About: Test
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #12
2007-12-28 14:33:00 Lt. John Kennedy relaxes as he begins his 30 day leave after 11 months of active duty in the South Pacific. #12 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: Cards , Collector
Smoky Mountain Brewery And Restaurant
2007-12-28 05:46:00 Gatlinburg, Tennessee has literally dozens of fabulous restaurants to choose from and the Smoky Mountain Brewery and Restaurant is an excellent choice. The Brewery is of course a micro brewery that has hundreds of brands of beer and spirits but I was there for the food. And the Brewery did not disappoint. Another nice feature were the ...
NFL Acquiesces To Fans
2007-12-27 16:38:00 As reported in last weeks Grassy Knoll Institute Conspiracy, the NFL network was playing hard ball with cable operators forcing them to pony up to satisfy their customers for the upcoming prime game of the unbeaten 15-0 New England Patriots at the New York Giants this Saturday night. As stated before, history and NFL records could ... More About: Fans
NFL Winners And Losers Week #17
2007-12-27 04:53:00 Week 16 saw top seeded playoff team taking it easy and almost laying down to avoid injury to their starters. Viking Thunder went 10-6 last week and over all for the year n impressive 150-90 and 60 games over 500. This final week sees more of last week, only more evident. Patriots at NY Giants Pats going for ... More About: Winners , Week , Losers
Loud Music In The Desert
2007-12-27 01:25:00 A Giant Alien summer of love festival ended Sunday night. The festival had the best giant alien performers rocking the rocky mountains in Golden Colorado. One lucky man who arrived on the scene right after the giant alien concert found a discarded guitar left behind. He immediately brought it to the Grassy Knoll Institute secret laboratory ... More About: Music , Loud , Desert
Top 10 Christmas Programs
2007-12-26 18:49:00 The Essential Christmas Programs Must See List Each year, hundreds of Christmas movies and television programs air during the holiday season. (Thanksgiving through the first of the year) Some are worth viewing, some not so much, and some are essential viewing creating the holiday tradition as the family sits around the tube and watches certain shows ...
Merry Christmas From Grassy Knoll Institute
2007-12-25 06:06:00 Happy Holidays from the entire staff of the Grassy Knoll Institute Is it nippy in here? More About: Christmas , Merry Christmas , Merry
The True Meaning Of Christmas
2007-12-25 05:01:00 Merry Christmas To All From The Grassy Knoll Institute LURKING, HO, HO, HO, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: Meaning , True
Game 15: Vikings Lose To Redskins 32-21
2007-12-25 04:08:00 The Tale Of The Vikings Season Destiny! As in control your own destiny! Last night, the 8-6 Minnesota Vikings hosted the 7-7 Washington Redskins in what for all intent purposes, was the start of the playoffs for both teams. A Viking win, and they are the sixth wild card seed. A loss, and their hopes ... More About: Game
Catholic School Uniforms
2007-12-23 21:31:00 School uniforms in the 1960’s never looked like this. And what a shame for more kids would have signed up for Catholic grade school. At least more boys would have. In the 1960’s and early 70’s, school uniforms were a dress code requirement that had to be worn by both the girls and the boys. Come ... More About: School , Uniforms
Largest Dog In History
2007-12-23 04:00:00 Giant Alien Puppy Found A lovable Giant Alien puppy dog was found just on the outskirts of Pensacola, Florida yesterday. The 3 day old puppy was normal in all aspects except for it’s enormous size. The puppy has been transported to the Grassy Knoll Institute laboratory for further study. Furthermore, a cal was placed to the ... More About: History , Largest
Hottest Jessica
2007-12-22 07:17:00 The Grassy Knoll Institute is actively conducting critical research to determine who is the hottest Jessica . After careful consideration and specific criteria, we have narrowed the list of Jessica’s to five finalists. Please cast your vote to help in the analysis. Click the thumbnails of the Jessica Five and then cast your vote. Jessica Biel ...
Storm Cat
2007-12-21 20:33:00 Yes, I turned the heat up, kicked litter all over the back room, and hacked up a pretty fur ball for you to enjoy when you get home. What are you going to do about it? Storm y The Grassy knoll Institute owns two cats. (Or perhaps the two cats own us) One is a female cat named ... More About: Storm Cat
Bantry Bay Irish Bar
2007-12-21 05:12:00 Bantry Bay Irish Bar Back in February, while attending the Toy Fair, a huge blizzard canceled my flight back to Youngstown and I had to scramble for lodging for the evening or stay trapped at the airport all night. I supposedly got lucky and found a room at the Best Western hotel about 10-12 miles ...
Lost Update - Strike Controversy
2007-12-20 19:23:00 With the Hollywood writers strike still going on, (Talks have broken off and no further talks are scheduled in the near future) how will this affect the ABC series Lost and how will the network present the show for it’s fourth season? Initially, Lost was to air the first week of February and run 16 consecutive ... More About: Update , Controversy , Strike
NFL Winners And Losers Week #16
2007-12-20 15:11:00 Thunder only batted .500 last week, (Must be the steroid ban) going 8-8 and 140-84 for the season. These last two weeks will be critical for several teams pushing to get into the post season. For other teams, waiting on new years eve. Steelers at Rams Playoff implications for the Steelers. For that, Big Ben strikes midnight ... More About: Winners , Week , Losers
Seven Vikings Selected To The 2008 Pro Bowl
2007-12-19 18:54:00 Adrian Peterson High Stepping It To The Pro Bowl The NFL Pro bowl ballots are in and have been tabulated and the fans have spoken sending seven Minnesota Vikings to Hawaii for 2008 . The talented seven are: Adrian Peterson, rookie running back, setting his sights on 1800 yards Tony Richardson, fullback, unsung hero of the successful running game Steve ... More About: Pro Bowl
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #11
More articles from this author:2007-12-19 04:57:00 Senator John Kennedy & his wife Jacqueline arrive at the “April In Paris Ball” at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel in New York City. #11 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards. LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: Cards , Collector 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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