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Calhoun?s BBQ Ribs - Gatlinburg
2009-04-06 01:27:00 Calhoun’s of Gatlinburg is famously known for its BBQ ribs. Naturally, I had to order them. It was novemeber, during the Smoky Moutain Gift Show, so the city was crowded, and Calhoun’s had about a 30 minute waiting list. We mulled around outside until our name was called. We were seated and a minute later ...
Lost Update - Flux Capacitor
2009-04-02 15:33:00 Lost Update - Season V - 04/02/2009 Tell me, doctor, where are we going this time Is this the 50’s, or 1999 All I wanted to do - was play my guitar and sing So take me away, I don’t mind But you better promise me, I’ll be back in time Gotta get back in time Don’t bet your future, on one ... More About: Lost , Flux Capacitor , Flux
Thanks For Playing 2009
2009-04-02 06:00:00 I want to Thank everyone for being a good sport, commenting, laughing, and visiting the Grassy Knoll Institute on it’s feast day, April Fools Day. (Except for the one balding gentleman not clapping on the left, down about an inch in the picture) I hope you all had as much fun as I did. The Curator of ...
Kellogg?s Frost Flakes - They?re Great
2009-04-02 05:51:00 Kellogg’s Frost ed Flakes , American iconic breakfast cereal featuring the cartoon caracacture Tony The Tiger is getting a face lift among other things this year. Meet Toni The Tigress, the new face, and body of Frosted Flakes. Toni The Tigress is but a mere teaser for the upcoming 2009 Halloween Sexy Trade Show Models edition. And ... More About: Great
Gorman?s Where Abouts Located
2009-04-02 05:40:00 Back To April Fool’s Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL Posted in April Fools Day Tagged: april fools, April Fools Day, fools day, g0rman, gorman, grassy knoll, jokes, modblog, pranks More About: Gorman
Matt Pico Has His Hands Full
2009-04-02 05:17:00 Matt Pico , got more than he bargained for at Comic Con as he challenged Olivia Munn to a no holds barred jello wrestling match with the winner being declared best SEO coder of the Internet. Pico was last heard saying, “Best of two out of three!” Back To April Fool’s Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL Posted in ... More About: Hands , Matt , Full
Lost Update - Seeing Eye To Eye
2009-04-02 05:03:00 Special Lost Update - Season V - 04/01/2009 In a Lost episode several week’s ago, a key scene was overlooked that will offer empirical proof that my Lost theory is 100% correct. Just what is the Grassy Knoll Institutes Lost theory?.It’s written right on the bloody wall… Although it appears the survivors of Oceanic flight 815 ...
Devils Tower UFO Photo
2009-04-02 04:25:00 Right out of a scene from Close Encounters Of the third Kind, Grassy Knoll Institute photographers, while vacationing in Wyoming, captured these UFO’s on film. The spacecraft seemingly floated quietly and effortlessly in the early night sky just over Devil’s Tower National Park. The spacecraft, orange in color alternated almost to a clear color as they ... More About: Photo , Devils
Smiling Joe Biden
2009-04-02 04:09:00 Vice president Joe Biden has a secret. Back To April Fool’s Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL Posted in April Fools Day Tagged: april fools, enzyte, fools day, grassy knoll, joe biden, jokes, pranks, smiling bob, vice president biden
Jodi Sweetin - Stephanie Tanner - Remember Her
2009-04-02 02:56:00 Remember little Stephanie Tanner, (Played by actress Jodie Sweetin) the cute middle child on the hit television series Full House. Sweetin played the part from 1987 to 1995. Since then, Sweetin has been married, divorced, married again, divorced again, overcome drug addiction, and regained custody of her daughter. Apparently, she also has gotten her body ...
Gumby Gelded Dammit
2009-04-02 02:04:00 St. John Hopkins Hospital reports today that famed cartoon character Gumby has met with a tragic accident. Gumby was at the clinic for his monthly STD treatment and fell asleep waiting to see Dr. Binnyboombats. Not wanting to wake him, the nurse and orderly wheeled Gumby into the examining room, prepped him on the bed, ...
UFO Video Crash In Vegas
2009-04-02 01:16:00 A Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientist captured this shocking footage of an unidentified flying object, (UFO) quietly appearing out of the night sky. The saucer maneuvered erratically before crashing onto the Las Vegas strip right in front of the mall. LVPD immediately secured the crash site forcing residents to evacuate. More news at 11. Back To ... More About: Video , Crash
Your Soaking In It Now
2009-04-02 00:01:00 Benthere, hair stylist and nail technician extraordinaire from the Great White North, (Otherwise known as Canada) has all the juicy scoop on the locals. Intimate scoop! Learn about the “F” word, Who’s into heavy petting, who has fur and who prefers a landing strip, and what to do when you got a heart on. And ...
ABC Network Cancels Lost
2009-04-01 23:21:00 In an effort to cut costs and save money, the ABC network has decided to cancel their hit drama series LOST citing it is the most expensive to produce. The shows production location, Hawaii, is just not cost effective. Add in the casts salaries, (Many of them are making several million dollars per episode) the ... More About: Lost , Network
Supreme Court Sets Holy Day For Atheists
2009-04-01 23:01:00 Supreme Court Approves Atheist Holy Day The United States Supreme Court heard arguments from an atheist support group (Empty Foxhole) hoping for equal time for holy days allotted to other religious groups. With the Christian holy day Easter and the Jewish holy day Passover just days away, Empty Foxhole brought to light the discrimination atheists ... More About: Supreme Court , Sets , Atheists
California Pizza
2008-06-10 01:43:00 California Pizza While the Mirage Hotel And Casino in Las Vegas has fabulous restaurants for fine dining, it also has the California Pizza restaurant. Don’t get me wrong, California Pizza is a fine establishment, with a great menu including some top shelf pizza’s, but instead of having the ambiance of Stack Restaurant, it has the feel ... More About: California
100 Degree?s In The Shade
2008-06-09 04:33:00 Click Photo For Larger Image On my way home today, I jumped into my Jeep and fired it up. It was hot as hell outside. Looking down at the instrument panel, I saw the temperature gauge. It was 100 degree’s “F” outside. Just last week, it was cold, in the 50’s and low 60’s, and rainy. ... More About: Degree
Youngstown Chevy Centre (I Told You So)
2008-06-08 17:25:00 If You build It - They Will Come November 29th, 2004, the city of Youngstown, Ohio invested 41 million dollars in a convocation center (Chevy Centre ) deemed to breathe new life into the city by luring new business, sports teams, concerts, trade shows and special events to the downtown area. Global Entertainment was the original management ... More About: Told
Lorna Doone Cookie Conspiracy
2008-06-07 18:53:00 Lorna Doone Cookie Conspiracy Traveling to work today I glanced at the local gas station and saw the price was $3.89 per gallon. I guarantee it will only be a matter of time before gas stations adjust their pumps and begin selling gas in half a gallon quantities. $1.95 per half gallon appears better than ...
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #26
2008-06-07 05:29:00 President Kennedy speaks before the nation on radio and television asking for public support on his proposed tax cut. #26 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards. Back To JFK Collector Cards Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: President Kennedy
Thirty Years Ago Today
2008-06-05 05:43:00 Click Photo For Larger Image School’s out for summer School’s out forever School’s been blown to pieces Yes, tis me, (Center) the curator of the Grassy Knoll Institute, circa June 4th, 1978, high school graduation. I know you can dig the round over sized hippie shaded glasses. And I even got my hair cut for graduation day. Yes, I ... More About: Today , Years
Yes - Fragile - 1972
2008-06-02 05:26:00 Fragile Yes Album 1972 Atlantic Record Company had a progressive rock band on their hands. This band, named Yes, had a unique blend of music melding both classical instruments with the more traditional rock staples of drums and guitars. That blend is the result of the Fragile album. The left inside cover has the lyrics to the ... More About: Fragile
Lost Update - Iris - Season IV Finale
2008-05-30 16:07:00 Lost Update Season IV Finale 05/29/2008 And I’d give up forever to touch you Cause I know that you feel me somehow You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be And I don’t want to go home right now And all I can taste is this moment And all I can breathe is your life Cause sooner or later it’s over I ... More About: Lost , Iris
Pheonix Mars Lander Finds Life
2008-05-29 02:59:00 The age old question of “Are we alone in this universe” has been answered! The latest NASA mission to Mars has yielded startling photographs of the polar region of the planet and empirical proof that life does exist on the planet. The Phoenix Mars Lander dropped into Martian orbit beginning it’s seven minutes of hell landing sequence ... More About: Life
On The Run From Nuns
2008-05-27 23:01:00 Catholic Nuns In Gatlinburg I think my identity has been found out by the Catholic Nun order. Spying several nuns in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, I boarded the Ski Lift on the Parkway to the top of the Smoky Mountains to avoid detection. Assuming I was safe I glanced back to see if I was followed…. Out of reflex, I ...
Eddie?s Grill Video
2008-05-26 04:50:00 The Grassy Knoll Institute spent Saturday up at Geneva On The Lake, Ohio, a quaint iconic vacation spot. Memorial Day weekend is the first busy weekend of the Summer. How goes this weekend usually gauges how the rest of the Summer goes. It was good to see Geneva crowded with the country in a recession and ... More About: Video , Eddie , Grill
An Ax To Grind
2008-05-24 15:37:00 Easy Rider Giant Alien Giant Alien grants a rare interview claiming he has returned for revenge against bikers Wyatt and Billy from 1969 who done him wrong. At that moment, the Grassy Knoll Institute Scientist realized that this was the same giant alien appearing in the cult movie classic, Easy Rider, starring Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper. ... More About: Grind
Lost Update - Old Man In The Cave
2008-05-23 03:53:00 Lost Update Season IV 05/22/2008 As promised, the Grassy Knoll Institute is ready to explain the mysterious Jacob, the old man that lives in the cabin. The same man that Ben takes orders from. The same old man that seems to have powers beyond our comprehension. The answer to this mysterious entity can only be found in ... More About: Lost , Cave
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #25
More articles from this author:2008-05-21 16:32:00 President Kennedy and the First Lady wait to greet their guests at an evening function at the White House. #25 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards. Back To JFK Collector Cards Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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