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California Pizza
2008-06-10 01:43:00 California Pizza While the Mirage Hotel And Casino in Las Vegas has fabulous restaurants for fine dining, it also has the California Pizza restaurant. Don’t get me wrong, California Pizza is a fine establishment, with a great menu including some top shelf pizza’s, but instead of having the ambiance of Stack Restaurant, it has the feel ... More About: California
100 Degree?s In The Shade
2008-06-09 04:33:00 Click Photo For Larger Image On my way home today, I jumped into my Jeep and fired it up. It was hot as hell outside. Looking down at the instrument panel, I saw the temperature gauge. It was 100 degree’s “F” outside. Just last week, it was cold, in the 50’s and low 60’s, and rainy. ... More About: Degree
Youngstown Chevy Centre (I Told You So)
2008-06-08 17:25:00 If You build It - They Will Come November 29th, 2004, the city of Youngstown, Ohio invested 41 million dollars in a convocation center (Chevy Centre ) deemed to breathe new life into the city by luring new business, sports teams, concerts, trade shows and special events to the downtown area. Global Entertainment was the original management ... More About: Told
Lorna Doone Cookie Conspiracy
2008-06-07 18:53:00 Lorna Doone Cookie Conspiracy Traveling to work today I glanced at the local gas station and saw the price was $3.89 per gallon. I guarantee it will only be a matter of time before gas stations adjust their pumps and begin selling gas in half a gallon quantities. $1.95 per half gallon appears better than ...
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #26
2008-06-07 05:29:00 President Kennedy speaks before the nation on radio and television asking for public support on his proposed tax cut. #26 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards. Back To JFK Collector Cards Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: President Kennedy
Thirty Years Ago Today
2008-06-05 05:43:00 Click Photo For Larger Image School’s out for summer School’s out forever School’s been blown to pieces Yes, tis me, (Center) the curator of the Grassy Knoll Institute, circa June 4th, 1978, high school graduation. I know you can dig the round over sized hippie shaded glasses. And I even got my hair cut for graduation day. Yes, I ... More About: Today , Years
Yes - Fragile - 1972
2008-06-02 05:26:00 Fragile Yes Album 1972 Atlantic Record Company had a progressive rock band on their hands. This band, named Yes, had a unique blend of music melding both classical instruments with the more traditional rock staples of drums and guitars. That blend is the result of the Fragile album. The left inside cover has the lyrics to the ... More About: Fragile
Lost Update - Iris - Season IV Finale
2008-05-30 16:07:00 Lost Update Season IV Finale 05/29/2008 And I’d give up forever to touch you Cause I know that you feel me somehow You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be And I don’t want to go home right now And all I can taste is this moment And all I can breathe is your life Cause sooner or later it’s over I ... More About: Lost , Iris
Pheonix Mars Lander Finds Life
2008-05-29 02:59:00 The age old question of “Are we alone in this universe” has been answered! The latest NASA mission to Mars has yielded startling photographs of the polar region of the planet and empirical proof that life does exist on the planet. The Phoenix Mars Lander dropped into Martian orbit beginning it’s seven minutes of hell landing sequence ... More About: Life
On The Run From Nuns
2008-05-27 23:01:00 Catholic Nuns In Gatlinburg I think my identity has been found out by the Catholic Nun order. Spying several nuns in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, I boarded the Ski Lift on the Parkway to the top of the Smoky Mountains to avoid detection. Assuming I was safe I glanced back to see if I was followed…. Out of reflex, I ...
Eddie?s Grill Video
2008-05-26 04:50:00 The Grassy Knoll Institute spent Saturday up at Geneva On The Lake, Ohio, a quaint iconic vacation spot. Memorial Day weekend is the first busy weekend of the Summer. How goes this weekend usually gauges how the rest of the Summer goes. It was good to see Geneva crowded with the country in a recession and ... More About: Video , Eddie , Grill
An Ax To Grind
2008-05-24 15:37:00 Easy Rider Giant Alien Giant Alien grants a rare interview claiming he has returned for revenge against bikers Wyatt and Billy from 1969 who done him wrong. At that moment, the Grassy Knoll Institute Scientist realized that this was the same giant alien appearing in the cult movie classic, Easy Rider, starring Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper. ... More About: Grind
Lost Update - Old Man In The Cave
2008-05-23 03:53:00 Lost Update Season IV 05/22/2008 As promised, the Grassy Knoll Institute is ready to explain the mysterious Jacob, the old man that lives in the cabin. The same man that Ben takes orders from. The same old man that seems to have powers beyond our comprehension. The answer to this mysterious entity can only be found in ... More About: Lost , Cave
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #25
2008-05-21 16:32:00 President Kennedy and the First Lady wait to greet their guests at an evening function at the White House. #25 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards. Back To JFK Collector Cards Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Jack Black And The Thought Screen Helmet
2008-05-20 19:48:00 Evidently actor Jack Black is being controlled by an evil race of aliens. Grassy Knoll Institute scientists believe that Mr. Black, even though he wears his thought screen helmet, has constructed a flawed helmet allowing aliens to access Mr. Black’s mind forcing him to make bad career choices. This goes a long way in explaining the ... More About: Screen , Thought
Stack Restaurant Las Vegas
2008-05-19 14:24:00 Stack Restaurant - Mirage Casino - Las Vegas At least I know where this restaurant got it’s name from. The waitresses and hostesses were all gorgeous women and of course, all were stacked in the breast department. Pamela Anderson size stacked. Hence the name. Stack! Click Thumbnail For Larger Photo We had reservations and we were seated right ...
Delorean - Back To The Future
2008-05-17 18:54:00 It’s not everyday in Boardman, Ohio that you see a Delorean gullwing sports car. But there it was, in the parking lot, looking like it just came back from the future. Or returned to the past. (These space time continuum loops confuse me at times) Back To Postcards Archives LURKING, 1955, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL ... More About: Future , The Future , Back to the Future
Lost Update - Beyond The Sea
2008-05-16 15:17:00 Lost Update Season IV 05/15/2008 Somewhere beyond the sea somewhere waiting for me my lover stands on golden sands and watches the ships that go sailin Somewhere beyond the sea she’s there watching for me If I could fly like birds on high then straight to her arms I’d go sailin’ It’s far beyond the stars it’s near beyond the moon I know beyond a doubt my heart ... More About: Lost
The Landing At Geneva On The Lake
2008-05-15 14:23:00 The Landing Click To View Larger Photo Geneva On The Lake opened Mother’s Day weekend signaling the beginning of the summer season. (Geneva is an old fashioned resort town geared to lay back relaxation and entertainment) Last year was the first year since the second World War that Erieview Park was not an iconic spot to land ...
Happy 21st Birthday
2008-05-13 00:35:00 Happy 21st Birthday to my son Patrick, the Lead Scientist of the Grassy Knoll Institute. Back To Video Vault Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL More About: Happy
Coke Zero
2008-05-10 23:45:00 Coke Zero Point Of Purchase At It’s Best (Pay no attention to the sexy blond model wearing nothing but the Coca-Cola Zero logo in body paint) Coca-cola has introduced yet another diet soda product to their long list of soft drinks. Coke Zero, being a diet soda, has zero calories, (Hence the name) zero total fat, zero ... More About: Coke , Coke Zero
Lost Update - Old Man
2008-05-09 16:14:00 Lost Update Season IV 05/08/2008 Old man look at my life, I’m a lot like you were. Old man look at my life, I’m a lot like you were. Old man look at my life, Twenty four and there’s so much more Live alone in a paradise That makes me think of two. Love lost, such a cost, Give me things that don’t get lost. Like a coin ... More About: Lost
Papa John?s Pizza Debacle
2008-05-09 14:49:00 Click Thumbnail To Enlarge For Reading Papa John ’s Pizza , a national pizza chain joint, coming off a PR nightmare, (A local Papa John’s outlet printed up and handed out T-shirts with crybaby 23 on them in an attempt to taunt LaBron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers) has sunk even further into the abyss. With threats of lawsuits ...
Effective Advertising
2008-05-08 04:31:00 On my way home from work the other day, I was on Route 224, (The main traffic artery of Boardman, Ohio) I spied this hard working lad. He was standing on the roadside attempting to drum up business for Boston Market chicken, the restaurant he works for. He had a big wrap around sign displaying the ... More About: Advertising , Effective
Big Foot Or Giant Alien Proof
2008-05-06 18:37:00 Big Foot Leaves Large Impression In Pavement Walking through the local cemetery in the early spring, I came upon this large foot impression crushed into the pavement. Obviously, whatever made this imprint has to be massive weighing hundreds of pounds. Upon inspection of the footprint, I used my own footprint as a point of reference, (Size ... More About: Proof , Alien , Giant , Big Foot
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #24
2008-05-05 17:45:00 President John F. Kennedy escorts the Grand Duchess ofLuxembourg to the state dining room in the White House. #24 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards. Back To JFK Collector Cards Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Titt Pavillion
2008-05-04 00:39:00 As expected, the Titt Pavilion, nestled snugly and firmly in the heart of Mill Creek Park, Youngstown, Ohio, is booked through 2012, which according to the Mayan calendar, is the end of the world. Pamela Anderson and Scarlett Johansson are expected guests. Back To Postcards Archives LURKING, 38D, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL ... More About: Pavillion
Lost Update - Nothing But A Dreamer
2008-05-02 15:15:00 Lost Update Season IV 05/01/2008 If I could see something You can see anything you want boy If I could be someone- You can be anyone, celebrate boy. If I could do something- Well you can do something, If I could do anything- Well can you do something out of this world? Take a dream on a Sunday Take a life, take a holiday Take a ... More About: Lost , Dreamer
Vikings Sign Kim Kardashian
More articles from this author:2008-05-01 14:28:00 The hype, hope, and hysterics of the 2008 NFL draft is now complete. Like myself, many thousands of rabid fans were incensed at the player their team selected, or did not select. Luckily, we didn’t muff up our first round selection giving even more fodder to the ESPN vampires. The Vikings , before the draft, traded their ... More About: Kim Kardashian , Sign 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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