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You know you are a biker when
2008-04-11 22:03:00
You know when you're a biker when...1. You do not plan to buy a car, ever.2. You look foreward to gasoline going for more than $10/gallon.3.You consider 100 miles to be biking distance.4. You laugh when you see traffic jams.5. Your bike rides are longer than most bus routes.6. Entire transit systems are within your biking range. This includes regional transit.7. "Spare The Air" means nothing. You've been doing this all along.
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You know you are an expat kid when
2008-02-19 22:11:00
You know you are an expatriate kid when 1. You flew before you could walk 2. You can't answer the question, "Where are you from?" 3. You have a passport, but no driver's license 4. You watch National Geographic specials and recognize someone 5. You run into someone you know at every airport 6. You have a time zone map next to your telephone 7. Your life story uses the phrase "Then we went to..." five times 8. You speak with authority on the quality of airline travel 9. National Geographic (or the travel channel) makes you homesick 10. You read the international section before the comics 11. You live at school, work in the tropics, and go home for vacation 12. You don't know where home is 13. You sort your friends by continent 14. Someone brings up the name of a team, and you get the sport wrong 15. You know there is no such thing as an international language 16. Your second major is in a foreign language you already speak 17. You realise it really is a s...
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Expatriates in Dubai
2007-11-16 21:31:00
a new website for Expatriates in Dubai : http://www.linkexpats.com check it out... there are forums and ads. Americans, Canadians, and British are among nationalities that are represented. There are also jokes about different nationalities there...

You know you are Moroccan when
2007-04-03 20:50:00
1) You watched Captain Majid. And you wanted to be just like him. (Guy)2) You were in love with Captain Majid and wished you could be friends with Saly. (Girl)3) You spoke French with some of your friends, your parents sometimes. But with your grandparents, it was Darija or Shel7a, Soussia, Rifya.4) You’d call the maid from the kitchen to bring you a glass of water or a blanket just a few feet away from you (It’s sad I know).5) You think Moroccan food is the best, French food is second.6) Gas is by the liter and you don’t pump it yourself, some one does it and you pay them.7) Having an AC at home was a luxury, besides, in the summer, you just stayed downstairs, especially if you had “la cave”.8) You wanted Morocco to go all the way in World Cup 1998. Brazil lost on purpose against Norway. You’re still kinda mad about that!9) You have family in France, Spain or the Netherlands (The two last options apply more to you if you’re from the North or Rif). Or you have family i...
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