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Apple: Office for Mac
2007-11-18 08:49:00 Apple's Office for Macs More About: Apple , Funny Pictures
iPod Dominos
2007-11-18 08:24:00 The real question is: Are these Ipod s their own or from customers? EYAamidaG_c More About: Funny Videos , Dominos , Domino , Domin
Apple iRack
2007-11-18 08:22:00 Apple's new iRack view brought to you by Dailymotion.com More About: Apple , Funny Videos
How women get away with farting
2007-11-14 08:44:00 Man Stroke Woman: How women get away with farting A funny clip from a British comedy. -4eEj1lzPkk More About: Women , Funny Videos
Apple iBox (spoof)
2007-11-14 08:17:00 What would an Apple game system be like? (A great spoof) More About: Funny Videos , Spoof
Win 2 airline ticket to olympics 2008
2007-11-09 20:35:00 WIN 2 AIRLINE TICKETS ALL EXPENSES PAID TO THE 2008 OLYMPIC GAMES IN CHINA. To participate is very easy, just view the attached photo, correctly answer the following questions and send your answers to theInternational Olympic Committee: 1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy? 2. Which ones are male twins? 3. Which ones are the female twins? 4. How many women are in the group? 5. Which one is the teacher? Good Luck!!!! More About: Olympics , Airline , Ticket , Airline ticket
Watch Out For This Scam
2007-11-06 08:15:00 There is a slick routine aimed at stealing from unwary persons. They say that the gang usually comprises three or four members. While the three younger ones, all appearing to be cute and innocent, divert their “mark” (or intended target) with a show of friendliness and fun,the fourth - the eldest of this gang of criminals - sneaks in from behind the person’s back to expertly rifle undetected through pockets and bags for any valuables being carried. The attached picture taken from CCTV operating in the inner city shows the Gang in operation. More About: Watch , Funny Pictures , Scam
English Sign Board Humo(u)r
2007-11-05 12:19:00 Stiff upper lip - English Sign Board Humo (u)r More About: Funny Pictures
The art of cropping for My Space / Facebook
2007-10-30 20:00:00 These days we see many cool my space and facebook profile. But have you though that the cropping of the pictures makes a lot of difference in the picture you get. This is one hilarious example. More About: Space , Funny Pictures , Facebook , My Space
Imagining a new world order
2007-10-30 13:20:00 Imagine a whole new world if the middle east took over the western world. This is what you get. More About: World , Funny Pictures , New World Order , New World , Order
Words Women Use
2007-10-28 21:15:00 Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use fine to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five Minutes This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so it's an even trade. Nothing This means something , and you should be on your toes. Nothing is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing usually signifies an argument that will last Five Minutes and end with 'Fine' Go Ahead At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over Nothing and will end with the word Fine . Go Ahead (Neutral Expression) This means I give... More About: Women , Words
Women : A Scientific Analysis
2007-10-28 21:12:00 Women : A Scientific Anal ysis ((HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET)) MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS ELEMENT: Women SYMBOL: Wo DISCOVERER: Adam ATOMIC MASS:Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg OCCURRENCES:Copious quantities in all urban areas PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Surface usually covered in painted film. 2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter if incorrectly used. 5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol. 5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. COMMON USES: 1. Highly ornamental, especially in... More About: Women
Microsoft's answer to Apple's iPhone
2007-10-18 22:55:00 ZunePhone Ad: Microsoft's answer to Apple's iPhone WRLRjKCGHek In 2006 they welcomed you to the social. In 2007 be prepared to accept a social call. More About: Funny Videos , Iphone , Answer
Novell Linux, Mac, PC
2007-10-18 00:11:00 Pa1RCg-Ccp0 Novell Linux , Mac, PC Novell Marketing Video for Linux playing on the popular Mac vs PC videos. cldeHjFig_c Mac, PC Linux - Novell Commercial A parody of the Apple Mac vs. PC advertisements. It's a Novell advertisement 7eTguZ5OzJ4 Mac, PC Linux - Novell Commercial #2 t-L-0s-7-Z0 Mac Spoof; Upgrading WxQS_3A7_Fc Mac doesn't like to share N0gRgls2eYc Mac PC 1-Money Mac may be cool but PC has the money. More About: Funny Videos
Raid on drug dealer’s house in Mexico
2007-10-17 13:35:00 The key to ending drug trafficking is to wipe out the money side More About: House , Mexico , Funny Pictures , Drug , Dealer
More Mac V/s PC videos
2007-10-11 21:00:00 FxOIebkmrqs Mac vs. PC: Windows vista Cancel or Allow? L_vV5mZ8Ox8 Mac PC 2-Girl PC gets the girl. ci2D1ig4df4 Apple - Get a Mac - Surgery New Apple Get a Mac commercial, PC needs surgery to upgrade to Vista 1EbCyibkNB0 Mac Vs Bloated PC Fat Vista More About: Videos , Funny Videos
Apple Mac Guy VS PC Guy = 15 short Ads
2007-10-11 13:38:00 A collection of the recent Apple Mac -VS- PCs ads. Screened in order; Wall Street Journal, Network, iLife, Better, Restarting, Viruses, Work, Touché, Out of the Box, Trust Mac, Angel/Devil, Accident, Self Pity, Better Results, Counsellor. CZT9tRopB1Y More About: Funny Videos , Short , Apple Mac
Anti Bird Sh*t Device
2007-10-11 13:19:00 KiQ2Cv2iYlo More About: Funny Videos , Device , Bird , Anti
Anti Bird Sh*t Device
2007-10-11 13:19:00 KiQ2Cv2iYlo More About: Funny Videos , Device , Bird , Anti
Man flies 5600km to no wedding
2007-09-26 21:41:00 A MAN flew all the way from Canada to Britain for a friend's wedding - then realised he was a year too early. David Best sent friend David Barclay an email at the start of 2007 which mentioned his wedding date of July 6. Despite receiving no invitation, and thinking it was a bit odd to have a wedding on a Friday, expat teacher Barclay nonetheless booked his flights and jetted the 5600km from Toronto to Cardiff, in Wales. I booked my ticket, paid $1175 to fly into Cardiff, got the old suit cleaned, the goatee trimmed, the head shaved - I was going to be the belle of the ball, Mr Barclay told BBC Radio. I called his mum to find his number and then I called him up and I said, 'When and where is this wedding? It's in a couple of days and I'd just like to know where I'm going.'... More About: Wedding , Flies
Man flies 5600km to no wedding
2007-09-26 21:41:00 A MAN flew all the way from Canada to Britain for a friend's wedding - then realised he was a year too early. David Best sent friend David Barclay an email at the start of 2007 which mentioned his wedding date of July 6. Despite receiving no invitation, and thinking it was a bit odd to have a wedding on a Friday, expat teacher Barclay nonetheless booked his flights and jetted the 5600km from Toronto to Cardiff, in Wales. I booked my ticket, paid $1175 to fly into Cardiff, got the old suit cleaned, the goatee trimmed, the head shaved - I was going to be the belle of the ball, Mr Barclay told BBC Radio. I called his mum to find his number and then I called him up and I said, 'When and where is this wedding? It's in a couple of days and I'd just like to know where I'm going.' He said to me, 'Mate, it's not this year, it's next year. 2008 not 2007'. Only then did a whole list of other strange occurrences start to make any sense. I called his mum up and she didn... More About: Wedding , Flies
iTunes is Taunting Me
2007-09-20 10:49:00 http://www.maniacworld.com/itunes-is-taun ting-me.flv This puppet wants an iPhone. He needs an iPhone. He is willing to buy an iPhone. But he can't because he doesn't live in the Unites States. This is a hilarious monologue of this puppet using iTunes and being taunted by the program which has a section for ringtones for the iPhone - which he is not allowed to buy. More About: Itunes , Funny Videos
iTunes is Taunting Me
2007-09-20 10:49:00 http://www.maniacworld.com/itunes-is-taun ting-me.flv This puppet wants an iPhone. He needs an iPhone. He is willing to buy an iPhone. But he can't because he doesn't live in the Unites States. This is a hilarious monologue of this puppet using iTunes and being taunted by the program which has a section for ringtones for the iPhone - which he is not allowed to buy. More About: Itunes , Funny Videos
iTunes is Taunting Me
2007-09-20 10:49:00 http://www.maniacworld.com/itunes-is-taun ting-me.flv This puppet wants an iPhone. He needs an iPhone. He is willing to buy an iPhone. But he can't because he doesn't live in the Unites States. This is a hilarious monologue of this puppet using iTunes and being taunted by the program which has a section for ringtones for the iPhone - which he is not allowed to buy. More About: Itunes , Funny Videos
The zunePhone - Video
2007-08-28 16:19:00 http://www.maniacworld.com/zunephone.flv Apple made and incredible splash with their iPhone this year. But we all knew Microsoft couldn't sit idle while Apple was starting to gain share in the cell phone market. This is an early prototype with Microsoft pushing their Zune brand to come up with their own phone called the zunePhone . More About: Video , Funny Videos
The zunePhone - Video
2007-08-28 16:19:00 http://www.maniacworld.com/zunephone.flv Apple made and incredible splash with their iPhone this year. But we all knew Microsoft couldn't sit idle while Apple was starting to gain share in the cell phone market. This is an early prototype with Microsoft pushing their Zune brand to come up with their own phone called the zunePhone . More About: Video , Funny Videos
The zunePhone - Video
2007-08-28 16:19:00 http://www.maniacworld.com/zunephone.flv Apple made and incredible splash with their iPhone this year. But we all knew Microsoft couldn't sit idle while Apple was starting to gain share in the cell phone market. This is an early prototype with Microsoft pushing their Zune brand to come up with their own phone called the zunePhone . More About: Video , Funny Videos
What is She Talking About? - Miss Teen South Carolina
2007-08-28 16:04:00 What is She Talking About? Miss Teen South Carolina qQdhMSEqhfg Unedited Version WALIARHHLII With subtitle Question: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is? Miss Teen South Carolina : I personally believe the U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh...people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and...I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our... Editor's note: It was painful typing this dialogue. More About: Funny Videos
What is She Talking About? - Miss Teen South Carolina
2007-08-28 16:04:00 What is She Talking About? Miss Teen South Carolina qQdhMSEqhfg Unedited Version WALIARHHLII With subtitle Question: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is? Miss Teen South Carolina : I personally believe the U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh...people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and...I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our... Editor's note: It was painful typing this dialogue. More About: Funny Videos
What is She Talking About? - Miss Teen South Carolina
More articles from this author:2007-08-28 16:04:00 What is She Talking About? Miss Teen South Carolina qQdhMSEqhfg Unedited Version WALIARHHLII With subtitle Question: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is? Miss Teen South Carolina : I personally believe the U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh...people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and...I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our... Editor's note: It was painful typing this dialogue. More About: Funny Videos 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |




