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Rules of Conflict
2007-08-25 18:21:00 The Rule s of Conflict , according to the various American forces... US Army Rules Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough. Have a plan. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a 4. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral diagonal preferred.) Use cover or concealment as much as possible. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot......
Rules of Conflict
2007-08-25 18:21:00 The Rule s of Conflict , according to the various American forces... US Army Rules Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough. Have a plan. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a 4. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral diagonal preferred.) Use cover or concealment as much as possible. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot......
Rules of Conflict
2007-08-25 18:21:00 The Rules of Conflict , according to the various American forces... US Army Rules Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough. Have a plan. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a 4. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral diagonal preferred.) Use cover or concealment as much as possible. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot...
Cats and Their Personal Stereos
2007-08-25 18:08:00 House Cat Hip Hop Cat Stoner Rock Cat More About: Personal , Cats , Funny Pictures , Stere
Cats and Their Personal Stereos
2007-08-25 18:08:00 House Cat Hip Hop Cat Stoner Rock Cat More About: Personal , Cats , Sona , Stere
Cats and Their Personal Stereos
2007-08-25 18:08:00 House Cat Hip Hop Cat Stoner Rock Cat More About: Personal , Cats , Funny Pictures , Sona , Stere
Cats and Their Personal Stereos
2007-08-25 18:08:00 House Cat Hip Hop Cat Stoner Rock Cat More About: Personal , Cats , Funny Pictures , Sona , Stere
Just for Laughs
2007-08-19 03:34:00 For Smokers The Revenge Hair Cream IE Vs Firefoxes Computer Addiction New MS Word Pepsi Lovers Stairway to Heaven More About: Laugh
Harry Potter to be remade…
2007-08-19 03:11:00 Bollywood the land of plagiarists…the heart and soul of drab…churning fodder for millions of gullible Indians everywhere…. We hear they have found new ideas for some very serious scripts to be released soon… this is what we think could come out… More About: Harry Potter , Potter , Harry
Harry Potter to be remade…
2007-08-19 03:11:00 Bollywood the land of plagiarists…the heart and soul of drab…churning fodder for millions of gullible Indians everywhere…. We hear they have found new ideas for some very serious scripts to be released soon… this is what we think could come out… More About: Harry Potter , Potter , Harry
Creative ads! Part 2
2007-08-06 12:26:00 Paparazzi Magazine - Ordered to promote nightclubs of Buenos Aires. The sunprotectors are placed in all cars near discos, so that paparazzis can’t take pictures of what’s going on inside Heineken - Biertje? Rama - With 19% fat you can easily enjoy a bit more. Mars - Chilled Miele - Vacuum cleaners from all around the world. Vida Urgente - There are better things to hit on in the evening. Don’t drink and drive. Papa Johns - Pizza delivery Hp Deskjet - 995x Nicotinell - Feel like quitting? Quitsmoke.us - What we see when you smoke. Salvation Army - Support the homeless this winter. More About: Creative , Part
Creative ads! Part 2
2007-08-06 12:26:00 Paparazzi Magazine - Ordered to promote nightclubs of Buenos Aires. The sunprotectors are placed in all cars near discos, so that paparazzis can’t take pictures of what’s going on inside Heineken - Biertje? Rama - With 19% fat you can easily enjoy a bit more. More About: Creative , Part
Creative ads!
2007-08-06 12:10:00 Denver Water - Use only what you need Pepsi - Pepsi Light (made in photoshop though) Kill Bill - Ad on floor More About: Creative
Creative ads!
2007-08-06 12:10:00 Denver Water - Use only what you need Pepsi - Pepsi Light (made in photoshop though) Kill Bill - Ad on floor KAIZEN - Creative media solutions Red Cross - Do you know first aid? Plasma HQ - 100% brighter that regular headlights Personal stamp ad - Works as an entrance-stamp at a discoteque Folgers - Wake up Bastop - Look your best Cingular - Hate dropped calls?
Ads War
2007-08-06 11:59:00 Some time ago, there was an ad-war between a couple of vehicle brands. The war was between BMW, AUDI, SUBARU and BENTLEY. BMW started the shole thing, a quite provocative message. AUDI answered BMWs ad. For some reason, SUBARU wanted to join the battle. BENTLEY ended the war, and made the other ones look like fools… Inspiration?
Clever Scrabble
2007-08-04 00:24:00 FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE When you rearrange the letters: FLIT ON CHEERING ANGEL DILIP VENGSARKAR When you rearrange the letters: SPARKLING DRIVE BARA THEDA When you rearrange the letters: ARAB DEATH PRINCESS DIANA When you rearrange the letters: END IS A CAR SPIN MONICA LEWINSKY When you rearrange the letters: NICE SILKY WOMAN DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER More About: Clever
Find them
2007-08-04 00:05:00 Can you find the C? (Good exercise for the eyes!) Try solving the puzzles on the comments they seem a lil more tougher OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Once you’ve found the C………. Find the 6! 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 999969999999999999999999999999...
Blogging Toons
2007-07-25 23:02:00 Source: http://blogozine.blogspot.com/2007/06/blo gging-jokes.html More About: Blogging , Blogg , Toons
Life Lessons From Noach's Ark
2007-07-25 12:12:00 Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big. Don't listen to critics -- do what has to be done. Build on high ground. For safety's sake, travel in pairs. Two heads are better than one. Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails. If you can't fight or flee -- float! Don't forget that we're all in the same boat. Remember that the ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic was built by professionals. Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside. Don't miss the boat. No matter how bleak it looks, if God is with you, there's always a rainbow on the other side.Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. More About: Life , Life Lessons , Lessons , Esso
Kids' Views On Church
2007-07-25 12:01:00 Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, And why is it necessary to be quiet in church? One bright little girl replied, Because people are sleeping. The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, If he gets loose, will he hurt us? Six-year old Angie and her four-year old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. You're not supposed to talk out loud in church. Why? Who's going to stop me? Joel... More About: Church , Views , Kids
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
2007-07-25 11:53:00 That's not right ....................... Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive?..... Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP.........................Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man ............................Dum Gai Small Horse ..........................Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? ........Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table .....Ai Bang Mai Ni I think you need a face lift .......Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here ...............Wao So Dim I thought you were on a diet ..Wai Yu Mun Ching? This is a tow away zone ........No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week .....Wai Yu Kum Nao? Staying out of sight ..............Lei Ying Lo He's cleaning his automobile ..... Wa Shing Ka Your body odor is offensive .......Yu Stin Ki Pu Great ..........Fu Kin Su Pah How cool ... Sa Ba Ba From Masha Belyavski-Frank from Indiana: Term of endearment................. Mai Dah Ling Are you also sad?................... Yu bu hu tu? Baby-talk......................... Ku ... More About: Chinese , Learn , Minutes , Minute , Utes
Best Headlines 2000
2007-07-17 14:38:00 The Herald Sun's 25 Best Newspaper Headline s of 2000 Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say Include Your Children When Baking Cookies Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? Prostitutes Appeal to Pope Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands Teacher Strike Idles Kids Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told Miners Refuse to Work After Death Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant Stolen Painting Found by Tree Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half War Dims Hope for Peace If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Astronaut Takes Blame...
Big builded Dog
2007-07-13 15:15:00 People mistake her for a pitbull with a pinhead, but Wendy the whippet is one rare breed. So rare that the... More About: Big B
The Student Four Letter Dictionary
2007-07-08 13:25:00 BARS: most popular social place, more popular than WORK BEER: relaxing liquid beverage - widely available BIKE: mode of... More About: Student , Letter , Dictionary
Student ATM
2007-07-08 13:07:00 As a poor student, these are things you definitely would NOT want to see happen at the ATM... You go to get... More About: Student
E-mail
2007-07-08 12:53:00 4600409472449884374 E-mail created by Timothy Farrell More About: Mail , Funny Videos , E-Mail
Computer Dumbness L-users
2007-07-07 02:57:00 Compaq is considering changing the command Press Any Key to Press Return Key... More About: Computer , Users
Glossary of computer terms
2007-07-07 02:51:00 Alpha Software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. Alpha is Latin for doesn't work.... More About: Computer , Terms , Glossary , Gloss , Term
Nasty Keyboard
More articles from this author:2007-07-01 12:42:00 This has to be the nastiest keyboard in the entire world. Can you imagine the smell coming out of this?... More About: Keyboard , Nasty 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |
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