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Twenty nine lines to make you smile
2007-06-30 14:55:00 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity;... More About: Twenty , Smile , Make , Line , Lines
Romance Mathematics
2007-06-30 13:35:00 ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb... More About: Mathematics , Romance
New Internet Explorer Errors
2007-06-26 21:28:00 The perils of web integration This page contains anti-Microsoft content The loading of the page has been stopped. Your attempt to access... More About: Internet , Internet Explorer , Explorer , Errors , Intern
Microsoft Ad space!
2007-06-26 21:11:00 Microsoft to sell Ad space in error messages Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear... More About: Space , Microsoft
Spot the differences
2007-06-25 11:06:00 Scroll down for the answers. But try first. More About: Spot , Differences , Difference , Ferenc , The D
Maths of life
2007-06-24 23:14:00 The Basic Maths of Life Proves that Attitude is the Secret Ever wonder about those people who say they are...
How to understand computer lingo
2007-06-23 11:57:00 Common Computer Terminology 486 — Average IQ needed to understand a PC State-of-the-art — Any computer you can't afford... More About: Understand , Under , Stand
Office Dares
2007-06-22 11:27:00 Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands... More About: Office , Dare , Dares , Ares
The Parachute Paradigm
2007-06-21 10:47:00 You are one of two people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one parachute. Pessimist: you refuse the parachute because... More About: Arad , Chute
Rednecks And The FBI
2007-06-20 19:22:00 Hello, is this the FBI? Yes. What do you want? I'm calling to report about my neighbor... More About: Redneck , Neck
Movie Computers
2007-06-19 11:07:00 Ever seen a computer being used in the movies? Well, if Hollywood is to be believed, then computing and... More About: Movie , Computers
Windaz 2000 and Windaez 2000
2007-06-18 11:55:00 Windaz 2000 (Aussie version) and Windaez 2000 (Scottish version) Windaz 2000 (Aussie version) Windaez 2000 (Scottish version)
SWAT Team Hand Signals Explained
2007-06-17 18:23:00 Sure, they'll tell you it's stuff like cover me and take point More About: Team , Hand , Signal , Laine , Swat
Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter
2007-06-16 12:42:00 Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking... More About: Dating , Rules , Simple , Daughter , Rule
Top 25 Country Music Song Titles
2007-06-15 11:44:00 Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? Get... More About: Music , Country , Song , Country Music , Title
Technologically Challenged
2007-06-15 10:46:00 Compaq is considering changing the command Press Any Key to Press Return Key because of the flood... More About: Allen , Logic , Ally , Logical , Logi
Top 10 Dumbest Criminals
2007-06-14 11:42:00 _quStvTNynI Strike one! England: A German tourist, supposedly on a golf holiday, shows up at customs with his golf bag. While... More About: Criminal , Rimi , Criminals , Mina
Maxims for the Internet Age
2007-06-14 11:19:00 Home is where you hang your @ The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.... More About: Internet , The Internet , Intern , Maxi
Olympics 2008
2007-06-13 11:56:00 Download (http://funnyemails.uni.cc/images/stories /uploads/Olympics _2008 .pps) the original Presentation.(511 K.B) This file has been scanned with the latest anti virus database of NOD32 Requires Microsoft PowerpointGlimpse...
Learned from Corporate America
2007-06-13 11:11:00 Indecision is the key to flexibility. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track. There is absolutely... More About: America , Corporate , Corporate America , Learn , Rate
Hare & Tortoise: A New Dimension to Old Story...
2007-06-13 10:55:00 Once upon a time a tortoise and a hare had an argument about who was faster. They decided to settle... More About: Story , Tortoise , Dimension , Tory , Dime
At the G8 Summit
2007-06-12 15:58:00 Nobody listens to Merkel, Sarkozy and Putin Hit it off, Bush doesn’t know who to talk to and Blair trying hard... More About: Summit , The G
Rejected Children's Book Titles
2007-06-11 12:37:00 Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little Sissy Who Snitched Some Kittens Can Fly! Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving... More About: Book , Rejected , Title , Titles
Saddam's Other Children
2007-06-11 12:18:00 Now that Uday Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention... More About: Children , Saddam
Blonde Prison Break
2007-06-10 22:46:00 Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until... More About: Prison Break , Break , Blonde , Prison , Riso
50 fun things to do at Walmart
2007-06-10 12:04:00 Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Ride those little electronic cars... More About: Things , Thing , Walmart , To Do
Fortune Cookie Phrases
2007-06-10 11:47:00 Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.... More About: Fortune , Tune , Fort , Phrases , Fortune Cookie
Wanted For Attempted Murder (The actual AP headline)
More articles from this author:2007-06-10 11:30:00 Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several... More About: Murder , Line , Wanted , The A , Headline 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |




